Brit/pol/ - Angry Young Men Edition

>Theresa May "should have walked": Top Tory Donor
unvis.it/politicshome.com/news/uk/political-parties/conservative-party/theresa-may/news/88846/theresa-may-‘hopeless-and-weak’

>Chief whip Mark Harper set to enter Tory leadership race
unvis.it/blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/09/another-name-enters-the-tory-leadership-frame

>Downing street wank themselves off to how good their responce supposedly has been to Hurricane Irma
unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/08/uk-response-to-hurricane-irma-was-swift-says-no-10

>Argentina have ‘ceased to be a capable military force’, Britain wins by default
unvis.it/ukdefencejournal.org.uk/argentina-ceased-capable-military-force/?utm_source=TW&utm_medium=Twitter&utm_campaign=social
>MPs to begin scrutiny of vital withdrawal bill
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41182561

>Scotland’s deficit figures show that the UK works
unvis.it/blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/09/scotlands-deficit-figures-show-ptg-that-the-uk-works

>School bans girls from wearing skirts as it brings in gender-neutral uniform
unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/school-bans-girls-from-wearing-skirts-as-it-brings-in-gender-neutral-uniform-11023265

>Rees-Mogg defiant over abortion row: Catholic Tory MP says it is wrong to abort babies - even in rape cases
unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4860100/Rees-Mogg-defiant-abortion-row.html

>Paul Holywood makes a joke, promptly apologises
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41218525

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Post saddest classical music you have. I want to feel.

>looking through my old weight charts when I was 16
>10 years later
>I'm over 30kg heavier
>think it cant be that bad
>take a picture of my self in the nude
Fucking hell, where did it all go so wrong.

A STUPID STATUE ISNT ENOUGH YOU RACIST MONSTERS

Oddly cathartic piece

youtube.com/watch?v=VSkz3j9b23Y

I've just noticed that Hitler moved very much like a conductor during his speeches.

Pepper your angus for links

This piece is really odd it sounds familiar and i'm not sure why.

Clair de lune

m.youtube.com/watch?v=CvFH_6DNRCY

Any alcoholics on here?

I don't know why you're bringing up Hitler but anyway, Hilter was a magician in Jungian terms. It makes perfect sense from the perspective of the Left in Germany to ban the viewing of his speeches. He is too entrancing. He sets aside your liberal worldview momentarily.

Just gonna keep posting this in every thread until it makes it to the OP

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Jung - Hitler as an evocation of Wotan, a repressed archetype of the German collective unconscious... You read Morning of the Magicians or the Spear of Destiny? Both discredited, but good fun nonetheless...

>place in the oven for 4 hours at 600c

It's because I was watching a conductor when you posted your comment. He had the erratic head movement, the rigid feet and the straight back of a conductor. I'd never really thought of it before. Also why does the song you posted sound so familiar? Has it been used for a show or something?

Swastika shaped focaccia is going to win the next ep

Thanks. Sometimes classical music can be a very potent drug. Only sometimes though.

KEK

I figured it out. Procul Harum stole it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mb3iPP-tHdA

I've no idea mate. Maybe you have heard it before a long time ago?

I've not read much Jung, I should delve into his work. But I am familiar with his archetypes of the king, the warrior, the magician and all that.

Symphony number 7 2nd movement master race.

The section from 30 seconds into the video you posted and parts of the procul harum song are identical

7th is my fav tbqh

It's now a women in English school girl outfit thread

He wrote an essay on the dangers of the wotan archetype in the kraut psyche, what would happen if it was unleashed

philosopher.eu/others-writings/essay-on-wotan-w-nietzsche-c-g-jung/

Someone post a sad greentext. I'm sure all of us lead sad lives. I'll post one if you post one.

newstatesman.com/2017/09/remind-me-why-i-have-support-useless-bloody-government-brexit-negotiations-again

Friendly reminder that patriotism does not mean 'my country right or wrong' but 'what is best for my country?'

>Modern Britain

...

Witnessed. Archive
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>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Paki

Paul "no sorrow while he commits the hollo"

Jesus.

moar

Socks in open toe shoes, what was she thinking?

...

I'm getting there lad. Depressed as fuck lately.

Ha ha every time

quit weed and been on the whiskey ever since

She was thinking she needed a spanking

I'll post one.

>Be me 15
>Fall in love with a beatiful girl in my year
>We get put into separate groups
>My group is Monday, Wednesday, Friday
>Only time our schedules overlap and I get to speak with her is on Friday morning
>Get the earlier bus and dress better every Friday
>Get to know her really well
>I know all about her family and we discuss personal things
>She acts different around other people than she does with me
>She acts more 'real' with me and tells me I make her feel comfortable to be who she is
>trulymadlydeeply.jpg
>16th birthday rolls around and I dress exceptionally smart in my new clothes
>I go into school
>She's sat next to a 22 year old from her course, who has a beard and is a proper man
>I approach, say hello, smile at them and sit down
>She looks at me out of the corner of her eyes and scrunches up her nose
>'Ohhh hey'
>She introduces me to this full grown man
>He insults my clothes
>She laughs and mouths sorry to me

1/2

cont mien friend

cont please

>tfw

youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

Why

>tfw

quit posting my fucking wojaks you fag

>Rest of the people from the course arrive
>It becomes apparent to me that they had sex at a party recently
>Something slips in my mind but I don't do anything, I just feel this intense 'Fuck it'
>Stop getting earlier buses
>I stop going most fridays because I'm too ashamed of how pathetic I am
>I feel so small and young
>One day in the city going to do my driving theory
>I see them together on the back of the bus i'm supposed to get on kissing
>Walk all the way to the centre
>I tell this to one of my friends
>My friend tells her
>The 22 year old approaches me asking if i'm alright
>I tell him I just wanted a walk
>Still love her
>Write songs about her and sing them to myself
>22 year old snaps her heart in two just at the end of the school year
>I hug her goodbye at the trainstation and tell her my feelings
>She says 'you should have said something sooner, I felt the same way'
>years later I drunkenly add her on facebook
>She accepts
>I follow her posts but she becomes a background character
>Many years go by and I bump into her in the street, we get along like old times, I in send her a heartfelt message about how I enjoyed seeing her and asked if she wants to meet up for a coffee some time
>She blocks me
>tfw that was yesterday

forget her and find a nice your school girl

I stopped myself from replying like a cunt from your first post but I just can't feel for you when you make such mistakes with women.

What did you think was going to happen? Life isn't a rom-com where you both end up together and live happily ever after.

It is if you're handsome enough.

No it isn't

>t. more than handsome enough

>Life isn't a rom-com where you both end up together and live happily ever after.
Who hurt you?

FUCK OFF

Why not?

This story is absolutely horrific.

What do you mean?

What'd you mean why not?

At best my life is an anime.

At best your life is a mockumentary.

im soo drunk pubes

dont go dying on me eddie

why is a 22 year old in the same class as a 16 year old?

Did someone say Prube?

You feeling alright today lad? I gave you a right beating last night in the boatyard. I almost feel sorry for you.

got £700 lads what should I spend it on

>insecure larpcucks trying to ruin feelhours

whores and blow

hot tranny escort with a big dick

>pube on another trip buy can never truly hide his identity

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Greentext your /whohurtyou/ story

I mean familiar, but not quite familiar enough, so I can use superlative language to express how glad I am that at least I'm not you.
Sorry, anyway.

Aside from that utter waste of digits, why are you denying the beating I gave you? Everyone here knows you're a wee nancy. Fucking man up and accept the reality.

girls are gay though

w-why would we talk about girls?

Anybody seen the game tonite hahah?

>how glad i am i'm not you

I got robbed. youtube.com/watch?v=_BATj0SFx_8

Except no one but me showed up.

Do it, it's cathartic.

Actually I'm still using the same trip you downie.

it's gay

that's what it is

Hahahaha, keep telling yourself that, if it makes you feel any better. I love you really, but I had to put you in your place last night. It was for the better.

>certified badman
>same trip

stoicism - He'd be proud

I know you thought she were different and you thought she were nice
But she's not nice, she's pretty fucking far from nice
She’s looking at you funny rarely looking at you twice

>the bulldog is dead

'There's always somebody taller with more of a wit
And he's equipped to enthrall her and her friends think he’s fit
And you just can't measure up though, you don't have a prayer
Wishing that you'd made the most of her when she was there'

>tfw pubes is a wee nancy boy

>this is how low lifelets stoop to score some internet points
Time to start filtering lads?

This is my trip: !!1g9WUtblos+
It's the same as always you fucking newfag.

Don't think he would tbqh.

>this is my trip
>same as always
>newfag
>people recognise me by a string of characters
>not by the name associated with them

Are you actually retarded?

How old are you now?
I've never actually had a real relationship, only one night stands.
If a girl was to find out how I lived, my utter lack of mates, the poverty, the racism, she'd run a mile and then some.
If you're grown enough and well-adjusted then just keep cracking on, I don't have that opportunity anymore.

Also Arctic Monkeys are gay.

>coping this hard

You're a wee fucking manlet lad. Don't be ashamed, there's plenty more of your ilk.

Name: Certified Badman
Trip: !!1g9WUtblos+
Nice one retard.

You're claiming to be that faggot Pube though.

>implying i'm not just as fucked as you
I've tried the whole 'lie through your teeth for the duration of the relationship' and it always falls through in the end. I once pretended to be a chad and it worked perfectly until I let her into my 'world' and she quickly realised what I actually was.

Also Arctic Monkeys used to be the shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=uE6kbNuSOEY

>another aspie who got btfo trying to drag me into a week long argument because he cannot accept defeat
One time was too many
Rimmer nostalgia tbqh though

Not going to give you lifelets the satisfaction, enjoy telling your lies to yourself until you believe 'em m8, it's the only way you'll feel better and it's what I owe you for breaking your fragile ego.

Who else is getting drunk?

>newfags

>faggots in brit/pol/ cant hold down a relationship

Hah, you guys crack me up.

Pls do a greentext
I need feels
Fuel for the sorrow fire

So you're not Pube?
Okay then, still a faggot.
I miss YKTD, at least he was a consistent tripfag.

@141087769
>he's still coping this hard

It's funny, everyone sees through his bullshit but he still continues to come back and lie to us, he's like a bad smell. I almost feel bad tbqh.

My breakups haven't been sad enough to justify a greentext and I've never fancied someone without getting into a relationship with them.

Real Karenposting hours