Muhammad's death

>7th century arabia
>be muhammad
>prophet of islam
>"alpha" warlord
>pedophile
>conquer city of khaibar
>mostly jewish
>slaughter thousands of inhabitants
>rape many women
>behead all the men
>sell children into slavery
>be approached by jewess
>offered sheep meat
>jewess secretly poisoned it for revenge
>muhammad accepts the meat
>eats it
>begins to feel sick
>mouth becomes deformed
>become ill
>die in child brides arms
>jewess succeeds
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit, what a pathetic way to die. Where the fuck was Allah on this one Mudshits?

Muhammad
>Gets killed by a Jewess, literally dies in the arms of a child.

Jesus
>Gets killed by Romans on behalf of butthurt Jews, comes back 3 days later and kicks it with His niggas.

Which one is better?

I thought he rode to the moon on a winged horse from some special location in the middle east?

Jesus conquered death.

Imagine a world where Romans exterminated all the jews before they started with their sects.

Alexander the great died of illness.
It's Alpha to win countless battles and die of natural causes.

>those digits
Jesus conquered death confirmed, atheists eternally BTFO, how will they ever recover?

Plus he wasn't actually poisoned. That's just fake news.

why do you think they tell that story bud?

Indeed they will not recover.

He came back after that he didn't ascend to heaven or anything in Islam. It was his own 'personal" journey that no one ever saw or witnessed.

>>die in child brides arms
What our roastie friend doesn't realise is raising a child to love you romantically, whilst completely morally reprehensible because you're by every definition enslaving her, is extremely endearing.

Dying in the arms of a woman raised and programmed to love you sounds fairly appealing to be quite honest.

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Help us fight the slide

That sandnigger really got BTFO by the Jewess.

Not a paedophile, just desperate to find a woman capable of love without feeling insecure.

Wtf? Say hi to Mohammad for me when you get to hell

Faggot.

Nah, vikings had it, the best way was to die fighting or generally with violence, that's as Alpha as it can get and the worst would be to die sleeping

this is not Muhammad retards. It's his nephew, Ali.

All sand niggers look the same anyway.

I-i just want to love and be loved. Why are you so mean? Is it because your harsh life surrounded by self serving people?

No, it's just because you sound like a faggot.

>Wanting to be loved
>By a fucking child

Seriously?

I hate this website

>7th century arabia
>be muhammad
>jizz on child bride's clothes
>she lazily washes it off
>go to prayers glistening with jizz stains

>be muhammad
>go psycho from sitting in a small dark cave all the time like an antisocial weirdo while your older wife handles business like the real breadwinner of the family
>see things and shit
>tell wife like a beta cuck
>instead of facing social shame for marrying a 25 year old schizo, cook up plan to dupe ignorant meccans out of money
>promote him as le final prophet of god
>hire scholars to compose koranic verses
>eventually kill all dissenters
>take over world

khadija is the real cunt to blame for islam. without her, muhammad would've been the town loon.

Also he was a fag, came back home covered in cum every day

>offered sheep meat
it was alah vengeance for him eating his bride