Woman has been on 77 dates in two years

How do we satisfy women today, Sup Forums?

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>Arbies, we got the meats

That bitch just wants a free meal.

>how do we satisfy women today

She is way too high maintenance

you can't. that is why I'm divorced and will never marry again.

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More use of the Lash is needed.

Women understand the Lash.

>doesn't take himself too seriously

Can anyone translate this from THOTtalk to actual human language? I see roasties saying this shit all the time, and have no idea what it's supposed to mean.

Men are supposed to take themselves seriously. Otherwise, shit doesn't get done, and they aren't men.

Lol.
As if being this delusional and mentally ill isn't enough- Sup Forums will still attack this retard until 300 replies is reached.

What a nothing person.

Digits and she fucked most of them.

>fast forward a few years

Christmas cake

>tfw average girls think they can pull the top .1% of men a week before they spoil cause all they had to do to get them while they were in their prime was spread their legs

I wouldn't even fuck her with your dick mate

>dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4835898/Woman-reveals-s-77-dates-TWO-years.html
>Serial dater Anna Heaton, 29, says she's so desperate to find Mr Right before she turns 30 that she's been on 77 dates in just two years - but her dream man still eludes her.
>Anna Heaton, 29, says she's so desperate to find Mr Right before she turns 30
See this is what happens when you become the 50 dick chick in college. After taking 50 dicks, there is no going back to a normal life.

>mfw

It's either that or 40 cats by the time she turns 40.

lol, she's about to hit the wall and soon she'll be looking over her spreadsheet with tears in her eyes and an empty wine bottle

You know what they say, 132nd time is the charm.

Who gives a fuck, pump and dump all day long, the more you try to understand cunts the less you'll actually like them.

Just put benis and vagina and fuck her

The unbridled narcissism and unfounded sense of self worth is amazing. Every day im thinking there's more and more right with how muslims treat women.

>Another roastie thinks their hot fucking shit with her basic ass office job and deserves the best men society has to offer

Like clockwork with these thots

She will be single until her eggs dry up, and then will kill herself because she cannot reproduce.

This. My ex is 36, and she's always trumpeting her desperate stronk womyn who don't need no man BS and 9 rescue cats with various diseases and deformities instead of actual human companionship.

Shit's pretty lulzy desu senpai

Whore

I'm joining you soon.
After 15 years, I realized this crazy bitch will never be satisfied.

>77 dates in two years - a date every five days
>77 dates * 5 days = 385

Just curious m9, calm your tits.

TURBO KEK

That's less than 1 a week, big deal.

>posh boy with a pink shirt

What kind of man dresses like that in his 30s? I hope men don't dress like that in their 30s....

I think this ugly bitch needs to grow up. She sounds immature.

Women are trash. My Polish bf has the bluest eyes and the sweetest boipucci. Obsessing over women the way auscuck OP does is degenerate.

Btfo

Women were a mistake. Artificial wombs and sexbots are the future.

Damn she preemptively took my advice

Homos dress like that. But homos wouldn't be interested in her. Therefore she doesn't know wtf she wants. And she's 30. Conclusion: she's fucked.

Do a calculation how many of them for to stick their cock and how spit roasted she is.

crunch the numbers user

Holy shit, I spit my coffee. That's fucking hilarious.

>journalist for the dailymailuk being a normal person, conservative
>leftists can do math

Australian bantz is a Marvelous thing

My hero.

No one is good enough it's not because your crazy
Remember boys DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

She needs to come to terms with the fact that shes going to die alone.

scary memories

>the typical chicago woman

you know who rocked the first popped collar? dracula.

"i came to zuk blud and fuck bitches and i'm all outta bitches"

Kek I didn't even think about it being an Aussie. Truly the world is blessed by their bantz.

I bet she uses the D.E.N.N.I.S. system

we already know how this story is going to end

That bitch got btfod so hard holy fuck

Cosgrove is my idol.

B A N T E R
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best shit I ever read that I wish I'd heard.

Kek

These people are delusional. They honestly think they deserve 10/10 chad making $250k/year when they are just average, whiny, butterface cunts.
I blame the whole generation. Everyone under 35 right now is a gigantic fucking twat.

Yeesh that's a lot of makeup. Other than a pair of thighs that will wear out by 35 what does she offer anyone?

My sides are gone!

fucking hell lad

world peace episode 2 made for that comment

She can tell you all about your flaws

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Not allowed to be picky while looking like that

It means having a self deprecating sense of humour.

77 dates in 2 years? That's nothing compared to these girls around me. It's a new date every week at least lol

Crazy girl = crazy sex.
Crazy is good for a pump and dump.

Do NOT marry. Crazy only gets crazier with time.

she's too ugly.

F

right they suck every black dude in colleges dick, fuck around for a decade and wake up when they're about to hit 30 and try to "change their life around"

Look how ugly this bitch is.
Women are fucked in the head.

>tfw live in free America

She probably fucked all 77 of them.
Free milk.

PERFECTION HAHAHAHAHA

jokes on him. she *is* a prostitute. they all are.

They follow you around

>someone who doesn't take themselves...

Low marks for grammar.

She already looks 40.

ffs, my father's 44 year old gf looks younger than this roastie.

One quick google search shows this is fake. Disappointing.

This is the worst shoop ever and you should feel awful for having it saved and even worse for actually posting it.

Does anyone actually wonder why yellow fever is so prevalent these days?

hence the radio silence

She's got pretty eyes but she has man jaw and man hands.

>can't find love

STOP USING SPREADSHEETS YOU CUNT!

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Dead people don't care

they just want a hookup

daaaamn

Skirt looks like my gramma's kitchen tablecloth.
Also, look at all those gay fuckbois. No wonder the old roastie can't find a man.

This never happened.

kek, I can't find my sides

hyperkek

Woman logic the image

i'm impressed you could look at that long enough to write a description. also i give props for not immediately blocking the image from even short-term memory

truth is in the digits.

The important part is the content of the story, not its veracity. Take a hint from Brianna Wu.

digits confirm

you mean ladies live free right?
free to fuck as many dudes as they want without cultural shaming..

The girl in the OP actually looks like the girl in your cartoon

a confident guy who doesn't get rattled when she tries to shit test him probably

are you playing? I find her beautiful. My city is one of the least white western cities in the world, it'd be a dream to run into her at a store and have her desu