Global warming is real

Global warming is real.

IF WE JUST RAISE TAXES A D BUY MOAR CARBON CREDITS, THAT OUGHT TO FIX THE WEATHER, RITE? I LOVE SCIENCE!!!

Child is now old enough to read the news, has world view expanded to see the shit that happens every year. Being young and stupid, attributes it to climate change.

No, senpai, we can just send a $100 Billion check to India and the weather will just magically change back.

Is poo damaging our earth

user... dont you know that Obama controls the weather? He is just pranking Trump by wiping Florida off the map.

it's been fucking cold this summer here in montreal

>Canada
>cold

Whats new Muhammad?

Why is it that there is a 97% congruity with climate science data that says anthropogenic climate change is the phenomenon that is occurring? Well there has to be data to refute i.e. 3% makes up for data to be refuted. Now of only there were ONE hypothesis that could refute this ever expanding body of data... oh wait, there isn't one but a multitude of theories none of which can singly account for the hard data that's been collected. Climate change deniers btfo.

usually summer here is hot as fuck

>Southern California continues to swelter under Trippe digit heat.

Wtf it was only 100+ degrees like one week out of the whole summer, if anything it feels like its been colder this summer than any I've had.

Muhammad... I keep telling you this, this is your first year in Canada. I know that 6 year old hit you in the head with a stone before we beheaded her and it wipped alot of your memories but this is year 1 of being a proud Canadian

Science can't predict the correct path of a giant cloud travelling 10 miles per hour. You expect me to believe that science can correctly predict the temperature and water levels of the future?

if I say something is caused by climate change, then it's true.

97% of scientists

I'm smart

>scientifically proven

Ever bought a weather almanac? Its a book of temperatures for the next year or so. Idiot

you're not a scientist like this guy.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

>scientifically proven theory

An almanac tells you exactly what will happen.
weather never changes
i blow my own cock

my family has been here since the 1600s

im purelaine

>X is on fire.
>Believe us or you are a (((science-caust))) denier!!!
Nah.

1917 hurricane: "Fuck, another hurricane
2017 hurricane: "Ya see? Ya see? CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!

I hate you nigger. Ever get hit with a fuckin shov before m8?

>All disasters are proof of global warming.

>British Columbia is on fire
I live in fucking BC and people living in BC have recorded the fact we have fires in the summer since the fucking 1850s before we joined Canada

But I'll give her a point for knowing what British Columbia even is. Most Americans don't know about us

the fact is the earths climate changes anyway without our input. We may have accelerated the process but ultimately there's no way to stop it even if there were no CO2 emissions

no it's not
it's just another way for kikes to flood our countries
>oh noes, the climate has made africa too hot, open up white people.

>global warming caused British Columbias forest fires
No. Dumbfuck Chinks trying their first time in the bush started BCs forest fires. We used to have a tax on the chinamen maybe we could bring the head tax back to stop the carbon emissions

Washington fag here. Fuck you canuks fucking up my air with your Gotdamn fire I couldn't see the sky for a week you faggots. Log faster

Nice not argument.

Data is not scientists, learn to reading comprehension before shitposting leaf.

>97% meme again

there it is

prob some West Island cuck

That's why every year has had record breaking warm temperatures.... records we've only been keeping for four hundred years... really gets the almonds to roasting...

...

It's funny that you unironically yet somehow ironically use the word "meme," you should look up it's scientific definition sometime.

>Proven
>Theory

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARE NORMIES SO DUMB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gravity is a proven theory. Be more specific and less autistic or else you look as bad as they do

Something being a theory means it's by definition not proven. Gravity is a wildly accepted theory it isn't a fact.

We do log quickly we just have a tradition here in BC to replant our forests after logging so we can log them again in 30 years and make even more off them

>Gravity is a proven theory.

then how does it work?

All these fires are caused by people not letting natural dead wood burn off.
Forest fires are natural and healthy for the ecosystem.
Instead, we fight every fire we encounter and this allows a massive amount of dead wood to accumulate.
This turns forests into powder kegs that permanently render the land infertile.

it absorbs Light radiation.

>tfw in 30 years science will prove this and i've been saying it since i was 5

Confirmation bias is real.

Global warming is real but, what the fuck are we supposed to do about it?

Shut down all the factories? Ban cars? Tell China to shut down their factories? People are fucking dumb.

A global socialist state outta do it :^)
Trust me, it's science!

>it absorbs Light radiation.

Then why can we see the sun?

as a native floridian the hurricanes have been fucking nothing for the last like ten fucking years. i mean seriously i keep saying were lucking because we HAVENT been assraped by some massive cat 5 clusterfuck storm
If global warming is causing worse storms then where the fuck are they because right now im sitting through at cat 1 bitch fit and it the first god damn hurricane ive experienced since 2004 for gods sake. seriously if thees illiterate niggers paid any attention in fucking school they would no exactly why this is happening and not be pretending its the fucking apocalypse because the earth is going through its NORMAL destructive phases. i mean for fucks dsake half the regions that are "on fire" have plants that only relese seeds under high temps, which means fires are a NORMAL part of the topography.
I fucking hate these idiots

Sure, but this isn't the place to discuss it. More often than not you faggots make such a bad case for it that the useful idiots here keep thinking that they're correct.

succession, not topography, but your point regarding serotinous cones like Lodgepole pine that only open in fire is important.

Which one of all the theories of gravity ? tell me about gravitons, who has observed them ?

For all the dimwits on here i will explain global warming in a way in which you will all understand
the jews did it.

sorry i m a little drunk, im in a "hurricane" and had nothing better to do than drink and make sure i kept my guns clean and lubed.