/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Storm General We miss you Irma edition

PASTEBIN
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notehub.org/b1v5b

RUNDOWN
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>LANDFALL IN PROGRESS
>Hurricane Center updates are now hourly
>GFS Model runs every 6 hours (12a/6a/12p/6p EST)
>Euro Model runs at 2 AM and 2 PM EST

LINKS
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>WHY WE CANT JUST NUKE THE HURRICANE
aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html
>Track the Tropics
trackthetropics.com/irma
>Tropical Tidbits
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
>Mike's Weather Page
spaghettimodels.com/
>Storm Visualization:
windy.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/?parms=meso1-13-200-0-10
>Real-Time Guidance
ral.ucar.edu/hurricanes/realtime/plots/northatlantic/2017/al112017/
>Key West radar loop
flhurricane.com/flradar.php

Emergency Info:
>Florida Department of Emergency Management
floridadisaster.org/info/
>Local Alerts
weather.gov/srh/tropical
>Hurricane Preparedness
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

Comfy:
>The Weather Channel - Music from Local Forecasts in the 1980s-1990s
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

STREAMS
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>Jeff
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/
>Jason
pscp.tv/stormitecture
>Livecam Meta Site
codepen.io/alexneises/full/brJvLp/
>Pastebin Stream Lists
notehub.org/hhevl
pastebin.com/cgnmg8mg
>Liberty Radio
streema.com/radios/Liberty_Radio

THREAD THEME
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youtube.com/watch?v=Gu2pVPWGYMQ

Previous Thread:

BREAKING NEWS! TOP HEADLINE!

727 here, eye coming soon.

First for thanks.

I'm only doing this one, I have to go to bed soon. Need new baker.

reports of miami airport flooding to 747 cockpit levels

Chris Cuomo is based

irma is fat

80+ feet? I don't think so

Who else already inline at Publix to get that first post storm Publix PubSub?

I cannot believe how fucking overhyped this storm was. I didn't even fucking lose power.

good shit. thanks op user

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I keep wondering what the damage will be when all this is done.
I just hope few people die.

In a very serious note: May the Lord bless and guard them all. He is bigger than any storm.

Ok, resuming shitposting.

Is weather name fag around? :S kinda gained crush on him

>80 feet

dream on dude, cockpits arent that high

more like 20

He's a pansy shit that hid from the storm. If you are gonna report on it, you can at least get out in it

Irma is the perfect storm

Did the artist of pic related ever come forward?

Was hoping Irma would wipe you guys out. Turned out to be a lame beta hurricane though.

My power is flickering

is it rly dangerous to be standing out in the empty ocean? surely the water wont come back THAT fast.. its all sitting in florida/flooding florida/raining isnt it

Just looked it up. 747 is 8M, so 24 feet.

shad

oh yeah? And where are these "reports?"

727 here as well. Power didnt go out til midnight. The wind is pretty soothing too

>Lines at gas stations
>Grocery stores getting empty
>I live in North Georgia
>mfw

>it didn't affected me, what a weak storm
>I didn't lost power even though 3 million did, this is all a hoax.
>It is not like Miami is flooded, right?

t is not affecting me so much too, but the world does not revolve around us, asshole.

Do it fgt. It's not even a daytime eye where you can watch the clouds.

Yes. She was a body positive tumblrina who wanted to show women as natural, curvy and powerful.

Why is north Georgia freaking out? It's just going to be a standard thunderstorm when it gets there.

Wew lads power out here in St John's, sitting comfy in my car with wind shaking me.

727 as well, enjoying the comfy gusts from the garage

A jewmillion people from FL took refuge in GA.

I'd like to think she's horrified that we stole her like pepe.

>palm tree breaks in half and falls over in 45 mph wind
shit tree 0/10 would not plant again

Don't make me have to take out a restraining order on you.

Why does any state besides florida freak out about hurricanes? They aren't designed or prepared to deal with then. See Katrina & Harvey as prime examples.

good guess by me then.

Texas gets a hurricane every other year somewhere on the coast. There was no freaking out here.

I've been AWOL for 8 hours, quick rundown?

Indeed, well done.

I thought you lost power or some shit.

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727, stoned out of my mind listening to Cowboy Bebop OST
Whats everyone listening to?

Turnfags on suicide watch

Let a fem user have a comfy storm crushing on a namefag ;~;

Everything is fire and sword.

No, I'm in New Jersey. Not even remotely in the hurricane's cone. I was trying to get Hydrus working on my CentOS.

Half of Florida is dead, the other half is getting hunted down and killed by white walkers as we speak.

Speaking of namefagging, what happened to black star? Is that nigger still around?

Fuck Pubix

Last time I was in Florida I was walking down the road
>fuck me thought I'd just use pub transport
>didn't just rent a damn car
>wait forever
>niggers
>too hot and sunny
>now it's raining

So I was walking along this elaborate line of palm trees and they all look like they suck so I start pushing on them gently because bored
>tfw one of them goes over
actually idgaf why are there so many niggers and cubans there anyway

fem (male) user?

yeah, my power's still here but the 2 second outages sometimes accompanied by the flashing of nearby transformers are annoying

I live in Farragut, TN. My Kroger had seven (7) damn bananas tonight.
>all singles and bruised

I refuse to discuss an obvious falsehood with you. Go do some bare minimum research, please.

What's a turnfag?

based

this shit is so low energy

remember the fucking times we had with the blue shed?

they lost the building, we all thought the guy died

I live in Houston. The valley gets a minor hurricane like every other year. I've been through 5 here myself.

>May the Lord bless and guard them all. He is bigger than any storm.

He chose all that is and knew all in advance, so why should he heed you since you have no free will all you are and think and do was anticipated before your creation?

My power glitched a few times and I saw transformers going in the distance. Went down for good around 10PM.

I was dealing with tbat for about 2 hours until it completely went out. It was worse than the power just being completely gone

>white walkers r real
Big of true

Not a fag or a trap.
>tfw senpaii hurricanechan doesn't live in Florida
Why live

Are you retarded? Seriously, you write like a genuine regard. What degree of retardation do you suffer?

Are you like a functional retard that can hold a job?

>Let a fem user have a comfy storm crushing on a namefag ;~;

You mean trapanon.

>fem
>on Sup Forums

Ha! You can't fool me gayboi! My anus is NOT accepting visitors!

Autistic jew is the term

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I don't get where this idea that Florida is full of nignogs comes from. They are only like 15% of the state and they are all clustered in the ghettos of the major urban areas. Maybe if all you see of fl is orlando and miami they might be an issue. Then again, if that's all you come to the state for then you can go suck a nigger dick.

>>all singles and bruised

My Kroger has a no singles policy.

lost of niggers in Tampa and St Pete too

>Ha! You can't fool me gayboi! My anus is NOT accepting visitors!

Who said they're visitors? They might be moving in for good....and deep.

Anyone got $200 i gotta fix my computer :(

>no gurls on Sup Forums
Oh senpaii if only

>the Chad banana bunch vs the virgin single

wait... we can NUKE THE HURRICANE!!?everyone get the hell out of florida: I wanna see this shit: which one? hydrogen? thermonuclear? Uranium? Oh there's endless possibilities I'm so hard right now...do a few thermals just to break the ice, then go for nuclear.

Did you figure out what was wrong?

REEEE so nothing happened?

fucking worthless yanks cant even hurricane themselves right

Loot one ;^)

I just want headpets and to hold hands with him

how much is your ass worth.

Get a job bobbing for knob.

>yanks
It's florida.

The thing I noticed about this storm is how big of pussies people have become. Back in the 70, 80s, 90s, people would be out BBQing and storm chasing for fun. Now everyone is scared, huddling around waiting for their officials to tell them what to do in a weak mild storm.

2M of rain and 250Km/h winds hit Sydney. Do you think you'd still be shitposting?

If they feed on hot water just dump a bunch of dry ice into the ocean.

I'm not interested in anything that was born with or currently has a penis

Did you even read the OP? Or do you just have a fetish for nuclear explosions?

I went to Orlando as a youth to see the disneyland and it was like 100% white. My color photographs prove it.

I went to [undisclosed location on the gulf side with rich people] and it was wall-to-wall white for [reasons redacted] and full of Great Floridians. Loved it.

But then I spent a few days wandering around the other month and it's full of fucking offlanders and even what I would just normally call mexicans look like monkeys from colombia or something. Funniest part was when all the normal working people were white, and there were even mostly white people in the Islamic grocery store I went in to because it sold booze.

Fuck off back to raping koala ya useless abo.

don't live in sydney
don't care

the artist who drew the thicc hurricane is a fetish weirdo dude who also drew himself as a baked potato food person? first part of name ridiculous, the other a confectionery sweet

Not yet, power is still down. But it would cost about that much if both were broken. Youd think the price would have gone down for 5 year old tech

Yeah...and they are all clustered in the ghettos of their respective cities...like I said.

any chance of happening or should i go to bed? i have a 12 hour shift in the morning

I think people confuse mph with kph, so they think everything is weaker than it is

I fit that critera then. What makes you think females won't go on Sup Forums?

Is there a link where i can listen to the National Weather Service robot broadcast?

It plays the beeping dialtone sounds and then says something like "THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A [X] FOR THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES: " etc

yeah i noticed that too.
CNN probably is loving the fact people are believing them again.

I think you need to find a friend who can let you use parts to troubleshoot. If it's the video card it's $150, motherboard will be about $75, PSU is going to run you about $100. Just mix and match to find out which one is broken