Tfw just found out my mother is ethnically ashkenazi

>tfw just found out my mother is ethnically ashkenazi

I don't give one fuck about you dirty goyim anymore lmao

did you think i cared about you to begin with?

Congrats you have a choice now

call yourself a jew, in the fucking oven with you.

call yourself a big sexy white boy then you avoid the oven today.

Upon gaining this knowledge, how much gold did you receive?

approximately seven billion.

no.

Now would be a good time to break it down Goy.....
The people of Israel are a Goy too
....
Have fun with that

Nice, are you converting to Judaism or are you going to piggyback off of this for money and power?

^ this should be a mehmet my son meme.

>will you be an upright man of god in the keeping of his commandments

or will you

>establish an international kabal to subvert gentile nations and inadvertently cause a genocide of your own people

You're a lucky one user, literally the chosen one.
Congratz to you! Now do the dancing and make the webm.

Sorry, once a goy, always a goy.

just going to prob play it up to kikes to get into a better job, I don't like non whites desu, ashkenazis are alright but they're too libtarded

I had a dream I found out I was a Jew and I was disappointed when I woke up because I wanted to shitpost on Sup Forums. I could always pretend to be a jew but that wouldn't be nearly as fun as actually being one.

free trip to isreal

>he isn't ashkenazi on both sides
Begone filthy halfblood.

Passes down the matrilineal side

im jealous desu senpai

I look white as fuck though and don't have a kike surname,

congrats

My apologies. Entirely a harry potter joke.

So you are saying you're gay

...

>I don't give one fuck about you dirty goyim anymore lmao
but your mother does.. behind the bush bich basterd

my name was used by ashkenazi jews and may indicating i got jewish ancestors

>tfw fucked up identity

POO

POO

>behind the bush

DESIGNATED

Congrats bwack to arabia with you nigger

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 88/8

kek.

>maternal identification of own race

yes, but non-hebrew speakers use goy in one manner and that is to refer to smelly gentiles

congrat mr shekelstein, now into the oven with ye.

>American flag
Checks out

Don't listen to what others are saying, you guys were the original aryans and will always be, Indians and Hinduism are based af.

shouldn't you be posting cringey comments with broken English on a white girl's facebook pictures?

Wrong.

Indians are smelly moneygrubbing kikes. Search for the Guptas my friend. Indian Rothschilds.