Ako confirmed piss bottle user
Ako confirmed piss bottle user
the fuck? how?
does she use funnels?
I bet a good portion of Sup Forums has tried piss bottles at least once in their lifetime.
Puts the mouth of the bottle directly into her pee hole.
I do when I'm drinking and playing online games. I tried a diaper once, but I had to stop playing and fap right after.
It holds a very comforting warmth.
Stop confirming my hypothesis, fuck.
I have a fetish for girls peeing in bottles
I was 10 back then.
If you haven't, you're a fucking normalfag with no place here.
I actually pissed in a plastic container before I even visited Sup Forums, I was like 12 and it just made sense to me to piss in an empty large Burger King cup instead of getting up to go to the bathroom while I was playing Final Fantasy XI
One tine I had to pee so bad on a road trip that I used a plastic bottle because the next bathroom wasn't for a long time
If you haven't, you're a fucking normalfag with no place here.
while I was playing Final Fantasy XI
No /v/, you have no place here. Faggot.
Post lewds akos
I literally could never do it. The thought of literally pissing in a container grosses the fuck out of me. I'd rather sprint to the toilet like a madman than have to contain my own piss right in front of me.
No, because I'm not so autistic as to forget how doorknobs work and I'm not so obese as to be daunted by the task of walking ten feet to the restroom.
Dude I won't even pee in a urinal. I hate the sound of it hitting a solid surface, I can't imagine trying to live off pissing into a bottle and hearing *that* noise all the time.
What do you piss in then? An outhouse?
I pee in like, the toilet-toilets. At least then it's hitting water and it sounds halfway normal
God no, that's just wrong. Diapers are where it's at.
not sitting to piss in a toilet
Enjoy your backsplash.
but I do. I just sort of push my dick backward between my legs..?
Diapers just seem like they'd take more work to maintain desu.
Jesus dude, so you're telling me you get backsplash on your ass while sitting to piss? That ain't right.
i'd let ako pee into my mouth
do it on long playing sessions or when marathoning something
have a hand cramp once
never do it agan because of the fear of dropping it on the floor
never again, specially with laminate flooring,
I think this is the name in english, shit would inflate
Idk I've never really noticed. I was raised by older sisters and my mum and they told me to always sit, so that's just how I learned.
Would you want a pig's piss?
>be NEET for 7 years
never used a piss bottle during that time
Only used one when I was a kid while in a car.
If you never poopsocked an MMO in the 2000s you were not a credible gamer.
I don't see why Ako peed in bottles when she doesn't take the game seriously and sucks dick at it.
Who the fuck do this shit?
Are you some kind of normalfag? Fucking millenials I swear.
Did Cross Days ever get translated?
There is nothing weird about peeing in a bottle unless you leave it sitting for more than 10 or so hours.
I only pee in a bottle when I'm too out of it to get to the toilet. I've learned to hold it to the point that it isn't a problem when doing things with friends.
Whoa, people in this boards dont know that toilets exists
And my dick is too big for fit in bottles
She says it's a joke like 30 seconds later, and she's not the type to bullshit him about it just because he took it badly.
Anyway, I don't need to pissbottle, my bathroom door is right next to my desk and the toilet is so close that I can piss with my headphones still on.
having any credibility as a player
First day on Sup Forums, lads?
You don't stuff your dickhead in the bottle, you fucking moron. You press your urethrae against the bottle opening and piss.
a girl on omegle (who was a qt) didn't exactly use piss bottles but had a funnel made out of an empty water bottle. she called it her dick.
i was picking a friend up from somewhere and had no option but to piss in an empty water bottle. it was a fucking mess.
Yea on a road trip once.
I'm not that degenerate to do it if a toilet is within less than 10 meters away from me.
Can someone confirm it wasn't really piss in the LN? I REALLY want it to be piss. Not because I'm fucked in the head or anything but just seeing Ako sitting back and not even trying to warn Nishimura as he drinks her piss is pretty hot.
It's also the type of yandere that's awful realistic. Just trying to fool her love interest into imbibing parts of her.
what anime is this?
boku no pico
Observe, thine digits!
Tomodachi wa Mahou
Picked the fuck up, I used to piss in bottles all the time, it's easier than getting up and going to the toilet.
Confirmed best girl.
unless you leave it sitting for more than 10 or so hours.
One time I had about 15 piss bottles under my bed. Some of them had been sitting there for at least 3 months.
so many people who have pissed in bottle
meanwhile I've pissed everywhere EXCEPT a bottle
Y'all niggas need to get out the house more.
Howard Hughes used piss jars.
There's really nothing to be ashamed of and he was hitting the 10est of 10 broads.
with coworkers after another one's wedding
drive back to workplace
it's locked and nobody has the keys
mexibro needs to piss
just sprays over the parking lot.
Personally most glorious piss I've ever had was at 1 a.m. at a Whataburger I'd walked several miles to on the way to an IHOP stupid drunk.
i don't know how many people have ever seen those plastic buckets sold at places like Home Depot for paint, but I once peed in an empty one during the summer to dump out into a ditch later while I was working the the yard, and instead of getting dumped another bucket ended up placed inside, and the piss was sealed for a good 3 years until I had to break the top bucket to get them apart.
I don't know what happened to piss over 3 years, but both me and my friend were knocked on our asses by the smell alone.
She said with such a straight face
She didn't seem the kind to have that sense of humor
The drama in this episode was fucking stupid.
you can google it with the information given in this thread
I actually lived in a very insane household where I wasn't allowed to use the house bathrooms so I had to piss in bottles and hide them under my bed growing up. Every now and then my parents would find them and beat me. If I had to take a shit I had to go to the neighbors house during the day and shit outside during night.
Ako confirmed piss bottle user
What shithole country do you live in, North Korea? Are you even allowed to be on the internet right now?
I did and I'm proud of it.
I never shat in bags though.
There really exists special funnels that can be affixed to a bottle for womens use (in an emergency).
I pissed in a bottle before as a gag during middle school, was scared i might over fill it
Ako confirmed piss bottle user
Netoge keeps climbing the rankings with each episode.
not being dehydrated 24/7 to avoid any interruptions and slowing down guild events.
No, what kind of fatass retard uses a bottle when theres a toilet in the house?
I might be a shut-in but I'm not a filthy pig.
I wasn't allowed to use the house bathrooms
Surely this was all just some silly misunderstanding, right?
why has no one posted lewd Ako's yet?
I might be a shut-in but I'm not a filthy pig.
Too busy discussing bodily functions.
Well I live in Florida
What if in an emergency she doesn't happen to have her piss funnel on hand?
There was no misunderstanding, and there were a lot of reasons why they didn't want me using them. One of the main reasons was that they "didn't want to have to wash the gay away every time I used it".
No, but I had a piss bag that i just put over a trash can.
no piss bottles but I do have a large piles of cummy tissues and toilet paper in my room that I usually clean up once a year
Are you swedish?
POO IN LOO
This thread is about pee, not poo. At least read the thread first before shitposting, mkay?
I tried it once and got caught by my mother luckily it was really late and I pretended to be sleep walking, she still thinks that's the case
The farthest I'll go is pissing in the shower.
I have cum bottles.
I've pissed in a bottle like twice, there were special circumstances as to why
DUDE, otherwise I'd go to the toilet like normal.
Little does she know you know were fully aware of what was happening when you put it in her ass.
Lol we used to use those paint buckets at my old work, we'd drain oil from cars into them when our main oil drain thingy was full.
Our shop toilet became known as the "oillet" after multiple occasions where we had to dump oil buckets into it because they were all full and we needed to drain a car's engine.
On a side note, getting oil disposed the legit way is a bitch, the actual collection services are made for oil change shops where you're storing like 1000 gallons and they'll fine the fuck out of you if your oil is contaminated by coolant or other fluids. We ended up just taking a bucket at a time to various auto parts places for a few weeks.
Probably so he can put them in the fridge/freezer and drink them or use them for fetish purposes later, why else would he?
I use a piss bottle every night desu because I get up every night to pee and it's just easier to go back to sleep if I can just pee in the bottle near my bed.
That's fucked up dude.
I have, but not because I was being a gross hiki. It was when I was in the hospital and was too fucked up to even stand on my own. This was after a couple weeks with a catheter up my dick, for when I was too fucked up to even have basic bladder control.
I've got no idea why anyone would use one voluntarily. Can't properly shake at the end, can't wash your hands, and then you've got the thing sitting around full of warm piss. It's disgusting.
Nothing for me is worse than getting auto paints disposed of because you have to entrust a government worker to transport it, and if he fucks up and spills any of your portion you get fined.
Keep in mind this shit all goes in a 55 gallon drum, and 55 gallons of various auto paint chemicals spilled into nature is a hell of a fine.
That makes sense.
You're still a degenerate though.
wash your hands
after touching genitals
I only do this if I'm preparing food.
Whatever; pee isn't really gross.
What's really gross is people who don't shower after pooping.
What about a
How long does it take one to fill up a bottle with semen?
That's retarded, expensive and OCD as fuck though.
Have fun walking around with poopy pants.
Healthy, non-fatties only poop once a day. Thin skellies go even less.
Showering after a shit is the greatest thing in the world when you don't have a bidet.
There is nothing better than the feel of a high water pressure hitting your ass.
please post the cum bottles. I NEED THIS
can't stop peeing once I've started
I don't understand why more people don't do kegels. Not only can I stop peeing with ease, but it makes orgasm so much more enjoyable.
I used to keep my cum in a container. I was doing so I could cover my waifu in gooey goodness in one go.
Would've been a better experience if I knew to store it in a cool place
Fuck that; feels unpleasant as fuck. No, I'm not gonna get used to it after a while either.
Christ, I bet it smelled awful after a few days.
Oh god, that must fucking suck. At least my place was lucky because of how little we dealt with in the way of fluids, we were a race shop so didn't do much in the way of routine maintenance.
You want mega suck, though, check out the rules for spilling fuel in the pit lane at Circuit of the Americas, or, god forbid, oil on the track.
Who the fuck pisses inside? I take any opportunity to go piss outside in a bush
Weakens my stamina by destroying my muscles.
Room literally smelled like bleach for a while
Do you live in a portable home?
As a kid in the middle of a long travel, yes. As a NEET no since I have my own toilet in my room
It feels fucking wonderful.
In strengthens the muscles, not weakens them.
i overdoesed on ketamine once and went to the er and was forced to piss in bottles, also i piss in bottles when my roommate has friends over and every family meeting where i want to stay in my room after seeing everyone
I've never done it. One of the benefits of watching anime on a laptop is that i can keep watching while im in the bathroom, or if i need to get up for snacks, or most anything really. I feel like the concentration it would take to not spill piss everywhere makes it redundant as an easier alternative to just getting up and going to the toilet.
Any type of exercise weakens your muscles for ~48-72 hours.
don't even start
Pissing in the cool night air while looking at the stars is the only way to piss.
Don't have to wash anything, don't have to finish over the toiley or any stupid shit like that. You just fap it, cap it and forget it.
I use 237ml bottles and fap 2-
10+ times a day if I'm feeling nice, but I eventually putter out and have nothing left to blow. Either way, It takes me like 13 days to fill one, I was on a roll one week and filled one in like 9 days, I was pretty chuffed, it didn't even have the time to turn that cloudy yellow colour cum turns when you let it sit for a while.
Sorry user, I clean out my bottle every Friday now in preparation for the weekend, but as I said in the reply above, it's a cloudy yellow goop with a thick pasty sediment at the bottom.
I've never chilled it before so I've never tried it, I want to do it with my Tae figure.
/ona/ here. Really don't even start.
How about no.
I was creating /fit/ culture by spreading the teachings of the Russian strength training literature when Sup Forums was a twinkle in your eye.
i overdoesed on ketamine once
I've only ever come close to OD'ing on RC analogues of ketamine. From this experience I have to ask how the fuck did you manage to coordinate peeing into a bottle?
2-10+ times a day
People who piss in bottles should be gassed and incinerated.
It's easily the biggest sign of being a degenerate there is.
Where do you keep your bottles?
I made the mistake of leaving it in my drawers during summer
No, just no.
I may be lazy as fuck and unemployed but even I wouldn't ever use piss bottles.
maybe you should take a brake bro, maybe go talk to your friends on Dolby and play video games.
There seem to be a real divide between people who will piss in a bottle, and people like
I have to ask how many of you who would piss in a bottle have a urine fetish?
Wow, she's getting even more abhorrent and unlikable.
More reason for me to not pick this show up again.
I did piss in a large glass once since I didn't want to wake my parents. Never done it since then though.
Best place to pee are pools. Also farting in them.
Do they ever fuck?
It's less a fetish and more that it's extremely easy to become desensitized to piss bottles.
They were about to but he bitched out.
So they will NEVER fuck. Fucking great.
I wonder if Japs find that shit funny.
"Ah - my self-insert almost got laid but he was too scared! Sounds a lot like me, hahahahaha!"
I have pissed in bottles only in college, and only because my bathroom isn't connected to my actual apartment, it's across a hallway. When you wake up in the middle of the night fuck having to put clothes and shoes on.
I know a JP that would say stuff like that. But he was fucking insane. Clingy as fuck and would ask you to hang yourself from a wire because you didn't reply his messages on the middle of the night.
I fap to lots of different stuff so everything is fresh.
At peak performance when I was a total hikki-NEET on /jp/ (19-22) I recorded a total of 16, but no cum came out after like 12 times, even if I rested the meat to get it juicy again, it helped because I drank a lot and got a boner when I needed to pee for some reason.
I used to have drawers on my desk, I had a chiller bag hidden under some wires and paper to lock in the stink in addition to the tight cap on the bottle.
Friends on Dolby
I'm playing Dark Souls 3, I haven't fapped to the Dancer at all. So it's a good break from fapping.
people who unironically use the word degenerate should be rangebanned from all online communities and bullied IRL
woolies chiller bag
I just can't understand. Do you fap at every boner because then maybe that would make sense. I can't bring myself to jerk it unless my boner is at peak.
it certainly doesn't weaken them. use a different terminology, oh great one.
also, no one cares.
I am dehydrated 24/7. I don't even know why. I drink a lot of fluids but it's not enough.
It's always the aussies doing this kind of shit. Ya sick cunt.
I do this
Sounds like diabeetus to me, user.
Pig best girl
It's weird, I actually got tested for it recently but they didn't notice anything wrong with my blood sugar. They had a lot of trouble getting enough blood out though.
all these normalfags hating piss bottle
I don't get piss bottles. It's more work bothering with a bottle than it is to just walk a few feet to the nearest bathroom.
I have my own toilet in my room
If you touch the toilet to open it or flush, you have to wash your hands.
I usually pissed in bottles when I couldn't leave my room because we had guests who would ask me things about my life, e.g. how my studies were progressing when I had long dropped out and become a NEET.
You could just leave it open all the time and flush with your toes.
It might be diabetes insipidus, which is actually quite different from mellitus.
I have a huge dick. If I make a mess with the piss bottle, I have to wash the floor. Going to the bathroom is less hassle.
Maybe you should leave it open and don't flush. Saves water and energy that way.
Flaccid size has nothing to do with dick size.
In any case, just use a jug, like an old washed out milk carton.
Uncut dick could do the trick without a jug.
Or you could just walk to the bathroom and not have to worry about finding a jug, or emptying it out when it's full, or the smell, or the chance of spilling it.
desu I'm just trying to evangelize piss jugs.
Piss jugs >>>>> piss bottles.
Plus, drinking out of water bottles will just kill all of your gains by infusing your body with exogenous pseudo-estrogens.
I pee in a bottle in my bedroom quite often. Because leaving my room is such a bother
There's no smell. Piss is clean. At worst, it smells a bit pissy if you decide to soak in the fumes, but it's not wafting through the air or anything.
I sometime use a bottle if it's the middle of the night and I don't want to make a bunch of noise and possibly wake other people up, or i'm in the middle of some online game and can't afford to leave my computer that long.
Try your piss bottle after eating some asparagus.
I don't eat overly bitter vegetables like some third world pleb.
There definitely is a smell; you're just lucky it's contained in a bottle.
I live in lefty shithole Melbourne, what I do is normal compared to these cunts.
Pretty much, vivid imagination and infinite online material creates fast boners and good faps.
their room doesn't have a bathroom in it
how fucking poor are you
ARE WE BACK
2-10+ a day
holy fuck, my best was
7 in one day.
Post you piss bottle collections
How the fuck can you jerk it ten times in a day. The most I could do was 5-6 times.
Last year I lived with 4 other people in a shitty apartment where there wasn't even a room large enough to eat, there was just a foldable table in the corridor, just outside my room. The other guys were all friends with each other but I didn't like their company and usually stayed on my own, and when I had to pee while they were eating, it was just too awkward to go out (there wasn't even enough space for me to get to the bathroom when the table was open, so they had to move), and I often ended up peeing in bottles. I even shat in a box once.
I'm not proud of any of it.
tfw, peeing straight into a bottle
not wanting to drink piss from a pure maiden like Ako
Are you gay OP?
Not even fucking once. Seriously? You faggots can't get up and walk a couple meters to the bathroom?
has never been on a roadtrip in the wild/3rd world country because he's too ugly and nobody cared about him ever
I'm sorry user.
Yeah I've used piss bottles
My dad had piss bottles when I was growing up so I used that as an excuse as to not cringe at myself doing it
This week's threads are ruined by pissfags. Thanks, literally shit tier fetishists
This episode's Voice Acting was on point.
I even shat in a box
Spot the pleb
I put figures I buy from j-list in mason jars and hot glue them and put them on the radiator to slowly cook.
He's not wrong though you degenerate filth
Why is she so perfect?
I'm lazy as shit but I still have the decency to go to the damn bathroom. It's not that hard.
Of course I've tried them. I didn't like having a bottle either full of piss or waiting to be filled with piss around my computer though.
Yep and my bathroom was next door to my room.
she's the best friend you'll never have
I want to spend my life forever with Piggy
anyone who hasn't pissed in a bottle has never been on a long road trip
Rusian in an fps game
can't into cheeki breeki
saved by a girl gamer
Awaiting for user input:
we /qst/ or /tg/ now?
don't worry DM I can handle this
I turn 360° and walk right out and close the door behind me
Not even once.
won't talk to me in public
Yeah I'd rather not have such a friend.
Well if I wake up needing to go, the cold and the lights and the stairs can get me wide awake, and then it can take three hours to fall back asleep.
I hate games what wants "real life time" and social stuff from me.
I prefer games what I can stop playing anytime I wish.
I don`t play clash shit exactly because of that.
Picked back up.
I have a issue where I have two or three streams of piss so I piss in a bottle to see how that works and what I can do to fix it
It is not s everyday thing at all but it happens mostly during the money and when I've drunk a lot of water
I'm sure everyone has two streamed piss before
During the morning* Its 5:33 am I'm not at peak yet
She should just use my mouth.
I need to fap now. Thanks Sup Forums.
Comfy as fuck
Literally no reason to even move
Yeah, it usually happens after I've fapped multiple times.
Sure, everyone gets multiple streams, but not necessarily far enough from each other that you can't get both in the bowl.
And if so, you could just sit.
Everytime I watch anime and with my door closed. I don't want to lose the immersion I were in and piss bottles are convenient.
This thread is pure gold
My bedroom is literally right next to the bathroom. There's no need.
oh I get it
pee is gold
Well that is the color of piss
Mine is red.
Go check your kidneys user.
anyway you're post reminded me of some guy who has like cum bottles and post his collection every year on /b/
I only tried once, only to see if my aim was good
Try it with seamen next time.
Is there any worse job than this? Teaching others how to play is very taxing and grating
Especially if they're a girl
I wonder which FPS game that is most popular in japan? They in general don't play CS since very early version is it
Do you guys have any penis inspection day piss related stories?
13 years old, middle school
getting ready for ED class
suddenly surprise penis inspection
fuck fuck fuck, it was really hot that day, so my balls might have sweated to much to the point of smelling bad
mom beats me alot because i already have a historic of bad penis grades
be in the middle of the line standing pantless, waiting for the ED teacher to inspect me
realize that I REALLY need to pee
its my turn
ED teacher unzips my uncircumsized dick, and I can't hold off
spray the golden shower everywhere
To this day people still call me piss related nicknames
CoD is very popular over there.
Couldn't you hold it?
I would take the chance and get frisky with her while teaching.
CS not popular in Japan on its early stages is probably because there is no Japanese language ver.
While CS was so popular even since CS 1.1 in many other countries in the rest of Asia
How long until MC realizes Ako is the purest waifu around and becomes a co-dependent neet with her?
PC gaming isn't a thing in Japan, at least not like it is on the West.
During highschool, a bunch of nipponese exchange students came to visit us and our nipponese class. Due to circumstances the cutest girl there discovered I was a fucking huge codfag and we sperged out over it the entire exchange period. Apparently she was even crazier about it than I was.
I'm hoping that more Nips play the legendary FPS game which is Counter Strike
What was wrong with the next tree?
They seem pretty content with CoD.
m8, CS isn't all that much better than cawadoody.
Silly user, no one talks with you anyway
But is fucking legend. Well if you were milenias I understand you don't have speciall attachment to CS
If by special attachment you mean I'm not blinded by nostalgia goggles then sure, i'll agree with you
You could argue CoD 4 is legendary too since it molded the future FPS games for years.
Only did it once on a road trip since my parents wouldn't stop for a while.
If they were playing CS, I bet kaichou would've bought those 1000 dollar knife skins and guns just for the laugh.
It grinds my gears just knowing that shit like that exists, and even more so that people buy them
Rich people's hobby I guess.
Not that surprising considering there are hat aficionados in TF2 with backpacks worth over $30K.
I used piss bottle for a medical checkup, don't know if that counts
To be fair, he was 12 like the majority of /v/ is today.
penis inspection day
Oh God does Ako sit on that fluffy cushion for hours like that?
How does she keep her straight posture? Let alone have no back problems.
how can anyone get off to diapers?
It's literally shit and piss drying in cloth, being smeared over your groin and ass.
They haven't experienced reality yet.
This does not sound very hygienic.
The whole thread is about pissing in bottles but only that post triggers you?
caring about hygiene
When I had to travel 3 states in one day.
friend you'll never have
You don't even need the first three words
I haven't seen any updates from him in a few years
and to answer the original question, I never have. It takes 5 seconds to get to the bathroom and on long trips I just piss at the side of the road.
how small is your bladder?
It's a shitty Sup Forums meme. It doesn't exist.
While walking out at night and there's no bathrooms in sight.
I've never done it and never understood why it would necessary.
I have tried pissing out of the window from the 6th floor of an apartment block in broad daylight though.
Just piss on a wall.
Well the toilet was so far away and...
It's literally shit and piss drying in cloth
Are you Pamperchu? Diapers are clean as long as you don't go in them. On their own, diapers are literally just another kind of underwear. Any function or connotation beyond that is entirely optional and avoidable.
That's not nice.
It's not that crazy, frankly it seems really useful.
Ain't nobody going to notice if you take a whiz in some nearby bushes, esp in the middle of the night user
to get to the bathroom
means to walk to the bathroom
Playing some brown and bloom military shooter instead of arena shooters
And they have the gall to bitch about normalfags.
it was a good change of place to see Ako not fucking things up for the team.
she should really be an assassin instead of healer in mmo. She's got a natural murderboner.
I may be sick in the head but I never think about trying this.
/v/ please leave.
Not a bottle but fuck getting out of the bed when it's cold as fuck.
Because wageslaving normie japs producer knows nothing about being a shutin, they just did basic research for the anime but its far from reality.
A fit gamer girl? hilarious jap fantasy... with fat virgin neckbeards as the target audience.
I'm not fat.
you're still a loser for watching animes whose target audience is mainly teenagers.
only idiots would enjoy the plots of current animes.
Can confirm. I use one frequently.
how did he not have a raging boner?
not peeing in the sink
But does he walk to the bathroom gently?
Pissing in a bottle is the OG 'life hack'. My dad taught me about it a long time ago and it's always been the back-up solution. He still does it to this day occasionally. There's nothing wrong with this.
+2 points for Ako, and God forbid somebody post a photo of her
Just toss a few pieces of tp down there, no more splash.
Yes because the hole of a bottle seems to little and porobably all the pee will leak to the floor.
Her room is gonna smell awfull.
You can walk backwards you know.
Jarate is real.
Ako confirmed piss bottle user
picked up, instant best girl
I've done it once while kayaking. I was in the middle of a river and I just happened to have an empty Gatorade bottle. So I just pissed in the bottle and emptied it into the river, the rinsed out the bottle.
That's the only time I've ever done this.
Funny enough, a few days later I saw my dad using a Gatorade bottle as a water bottle, with the same type that I'd pissed in, of which three had been drank. So he had a one in three chance to be pissing from what had been, for a few seconds, a piss bottle.
I told him this and he got very angry, while I laughed a lot.
Life is too hard to detach from, I have to take frequent breaks because my sub-conscious is telling me to do somethiing with my life.
I don't know how you faggots do it without getting bored.
guilty as charged
That's a word I haven't heard in a long time.
water literally all around you
still piss in a bottle
You got me.
There's nothing more comfy than watching anime or playing games while wearing diapers
frig off ricky
I've pissed in my cat's litter box
Twice,I've also tried pissing out of my window since I was too lazy.
Not only that but he emptied the bottle onto the river afterwards.
He didn't fuck Ako
I only want to drink Pig's piss.
How fucking new are you?
I've done it a few times, but only to avoid being afk in ques in games.
Nah. That's for fat /v/irgins.
I can walk to the toilet just fine.
sticking your dick in crazy
How can a female use a piss bottle?
hat I can piss with my headphones still on.
Am I the only one with poor dick aim and have to roll up the foreskin for accuracy bonus?
The cord from his headphones is long enough that he can get up and go puss without unplugging them
I was about to say I hadn't before I remembered the one time I did.
Drank my piss out of it afterwards, too.
how can a male? unless you have a small dick...
I ask myself that sometimes too, user. I'm still not entirely sure.
I'll never stoop so low
I lived in a place for 3 years, didn't clean up my piss bottles the entire time, probably removed 150 gallons of piss the week I moved out
Nigga, that's like a thousand bottles just full of piss. What the hell is wrong with you?
Diapers are the best
Tfw you'll never find a cute girl that's into diapers
Yeah, it was horrible, I lived in a basement with no windows and no reason for my roommate to come down. Bathroom was two floors up, i was lazy and depressed
Jesus Christ, you faggots are disgusting
What did you do about shitting and showering? Do I even want to know?
better than urine splashing on my legs from a toilet.
Just sit down to piss, idiot.
I mean, i shit in the toilet upstairs as well as showered every day before work. Was just drinking a lot of soda and didn't want to go upstairs every hour and a half when I was home
I would never even consider it.
I do occasionally piss out of my window during the middle of the night.
Oh right we are talking about girls.
There is literally no shame in sitting down to piss as a man; only benefits.
I didn't "try" them. I've been forced to use them on two occasions, when it was the middle of the night and the hallways were literally full of dogshit. I'm not stepping over that.
Poop socks are where it's at desu
Didn't even have shit like this when I got my dick operated on.
Drink a Large Whataburger cup (44 oz.)
Fill it back up
It was oddly satisfying
Nope, my bathroom is like 10 feet from my room. But I do get lazy sometimes and hold it in for a few hours longer than I should
Don't japs actually get their piss inspected at school?
mfw shes lieing about the joke as well and does pee into bottles
it just happens to taste sweet
dude florida man confirmed takes shits outside.
If your pee tastes sweet, it's not a good thing.
To the camps.
What kind of retard uses the Yotsuba theme on a work safe board? Kill yourself retard (but not before deleting your shitty image forever).
/d/eviant though I may be, this is one of those things that I have never understood. Explain yourselves niggers, or I'll just have to assume you're shitposting.
Only peed in a bottle when I had to. Travel or whatever other circumstance.
comfiest manga in existence
Sup Forums being work safe
Dubs for me dubs for you
Try again fag
You got diabeetus bro...
Its supposed to taste bitter and rancid.
It's pretty obvious shitposting if you think about it
"Yotsuba" theme refers to the pink theme for NSFW boards. "Yotsuba B" is the blue theme that is default on Sup Forums. Despite what you idiots may think, this is a work safe board. If you use the pink theme (which looks uglier and doesn't blend in with some Sup Forums images), you are retarded.
on Sup Forums at work
caring this much desu
I've never a normal bottle.
But I've done water bottles and gallon jugs.
With water bottles I can take the top off and put my dick in. With gallon jugs I can place a bit of the head in so I know I won't miss.
I don't like wearing them myself, i just like women/lolis wearing them. It's the domination/humiliation aspect, plus the uncomfortable fact that they'll be wallowing I'm their own shit/piss for any amount of time
Yeah, its only tripfags that have pissed in bottles.
This thread is fucked up and I thought that despite it all, Sup Forums was above acting like animals.
GOOD DAY SIRS, I'M GOING TO WATCH SOME SHITTY LIGHT NOVEL ADAPTATIONS AND WANK OVER GENERIC WAIFU BULLSHIT AND STILL I WILL BE MORE OF A GENTLEMAN THAN ANYONE WHO PEES IN A BOTTLE WHEN TOILETS ARE AVAILABLE.
Where do you think you are? Don't like the NEET lifestyle? Then GTFO
Why is this show many times better than ShoukoMeza despite not adapted from a VN from Romeo Tanaka?
Sly user, I see what you did there...
Let me set the record straight
Pissing in bottles outside cars or night time is bad.
Pissing in bottles in cars and when you keep having to piss like 5 times a night is understandable.
lacks reading comprehension
shitty Tumblr wan piss gif
Not really, then you have to clean it after you use it because there's piss all up inside it.
If you have to piss 5 times a night, it may be easier to just tube yourself and empty the bag in the morning.
Not every night
But every once and a while it happens.
And after the 3rd piss its like, fuck it, better go get the piss jug.
one time the toilet broke so we had to turn water off
had to piss in bottles for a week
Man her saying that It was a joke was really not convincing.
Confirmed for Texas.
What's wrong with having a piss bottle? Its no different than taking a piss outside or on a toilet.
Not a bottle. I remove the top of an empty gallon milk jug and use that. Plenty of room for dick and balls to sit comfortably inside it while I piss. I can fill it in like two usages tho, I think something is wrong with me.
What the fuck? If the toilet was broken for so long, how did you handle the number twos?
eh? the actual "pee hole" is below the clitoris and above the vagina, and is very tiny. bottle isn't going to fit in there
In cartoons, body parts can stretch.
This. My dad is a truck driver and I learned it from him when he let me go with him once
on the street
It's funny how it's always obvious crossboarders getting butthurt about diapers.
Diapers are underwear as soft and fluffy as a pillow that is covered in plastic soft as silk, gently rubbing up against the inside of your legs and stimulating your crotch for each step you take, even making you feel like you are sitting on a comfortable couch no matter where you sit down.
They also look cute on girls, the appeal of pantyshots and the shame of their underwear being seen being amplified even further when they are wearing diapers. Add how the thickness of the diaper accentuates their rears, along with the faint crinkling of plastic that brings all the more attention to them, and it really is no wonder why diapers are so erotic.
this entire thread
Nope, sorry, they look just like granny panties to me. They're also associated with scat so you should feel bad for that too.
A lot, sometimes it eases me a lot in an intense game
they look just like granny panties
Not really, what with all the cute prints available on the various brands.
They're also associated with scat
That's like saying panties are associated with scat because of pantypooping porn. Clean diapers have nothing to do with it unless you actively choose to go in them.
Bottle holes are too small, funnel will get spray back. Use a bucket, or you know walk the 20m to the toilet, nothing worse than the smell of piss if you drip or get and spray, and then I've got to wash my hands and leave the room anyway. So the whole thing is pointless.
But yes. I have tried buckets and bottles in extreme cases where leaving for 3 minutes means the thing I've been waiting for, for hours could happen and be over.
Diapers are designed to be pissed and shat in. Your analogy is invalid. Hell, two diaper pictures posted in this thread already prove me right (and don't pretend you didn't get off to them either, you sick fuck).
That design looks pretty uncute too. Also diapers in general are bulky as fuck. I like less clothing on my women thank you very much.
I only did ironically.
lowered your human dignity for the sake of pretending
You don't have to lie here, user.
Wait I always thought the piss bottle thing was a huge meme. Do people actually do it? It takes less than 20 seconds to get up, walk to a bathroom and take a leak. You can get up and get your business done in under a fucking minute. I've spent thousands of hours shut in playing MMOs and the thought never crossed my mind once. What the fuck.
Maybe in your house faggot
It's literally just fat autistic /v/irgins
While my bathroom when I lived with my parents was right next to my room, I couldn't be assed to put my pants back on. When nobody was in the house I just got up and walked naked to it.
Where the fuck are you living where you don't have immediate access to a toilet, but you do have a decent computer, internet access and countless hours to spend playing games? I'm having trouble envisioning a scenario where the action would be even close to justifiable.
Maybe in your house faggot
there are people who are browsing Sup Forums naked right now
by "fluids" do you mean water? If not, drink more water
Nope, it's valid. If there's no piss or shit in it, there's obviously no relation. Diapers having an additional function just makes them more useful; it doesn't take away any of its other appeal. Diapers are just a kind of incredibly comfortable underwear on their own. If you associate them with anything else, the issue is entirely with you.
Also diapers in general are bulky as fuck
Try wearing one, and you'll realize that's the great part.
It takes far too long to travel to the designated shitting street.
I think he's the gay guy from earlier who's banned from using the washroom in his house.
She doesn't know how to use pee bottles
What's your excuse for not taking time to walk to the toilet?
Too fat to move?
Still more socially acceptable than the anime bucket
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
That wasn't very moe user.
tfw stuck in downtown traffic on a school trip after drinking a shit ton of water bottles a hour earlier
I had no choice, I'm not like the rest of you filthy animals
I'm 6'6 and have to deal with the force of my piss resulting in splashback from manlet urinals and still wouldn't ever sit down to piss. Rather have piss-spatter on my jeans than a clean skirt.
If you associate them with anything else, the issue is entirely with you.
No you fucking idiot, they are made for the express purpose of being pissed and shat in. The association is clear. I already explained this to you. Either accept that your fetish is literally full of shit or put up and shut up, faggot. Either way, you're not convincing anyone.
I'm a moralfag and can't see clear benefits of doing an action no one would ever even know about
Let me guess, you've never worn an apron either, right? Too girly? Idiot.
Why not? What good is wearing pants if you're alone?
Piss through a garden hose then.
I don't like my bare ass touching my chair, thanks.
Once you have nestled your bare ass into a leather office chair, you will settle for nothing less.
Enjoy your ruined leather.
Worth it, I give my old office chairs away to friends. And never tell them what has happened in those chairs.
just get a faux leather chair so you wont leave shit stains and wiping the ass smell off of it is easy enough
Nothing a bottle of bleach and a steam cleaner can't remove.
Even among those who do piss and shit in them (far from everyone), do you think they go around without them until the moment they do, and put them on solely for that? No, right? Pissing and shitting in them is entirely optional, while you'd be using them quite unorthodoxly if you didn't wear them as underwear. Even those who go in their diapers walk around in a clean diaper most of the time. It's therefore obvious that the main function of diapers isn't to be a toilet, but to be underwear. It's that simple.
My fetish doesn't need to be anything worse than an underwear fetish. Accept it or put up and shut up, because all you've explained is that you have a pathological obsession with seeing shit where there is none. To begin with, what the fuck is a normalfag like you doing in a piss bottle thread? Or Sup Forums, for that matter?
call out shit-tier fetish
I like the mental gymnastics you're going through to try and explain how diapers aren't made for the thing they were made for. They weren't made to replace underwear, they were made to replace a toilet. I bet you get mad whenever you see a diaper and scat/shit in the same image/doujin/manga. "No no no, this isn't what I want; why can't people understand?" I can hear it now. There is a reason you'll see these together so often. If my hypothesis is correct (which it probably is), at least it would mean that you don't like scat, though it's just a stone's throw away until you do. Sick fuck.
These are some of the best piss bottles ever.
Life isn't the same after using them. You'll never piss in a toilet again.
I am guilty of that and i may or may not be doing that currently.
They weren't made to replace underwear,
That's right. Because they are underwear.
you proved that it obviously isn't related to scat, but I'll call you a sick fuck just because
Sure thing, now get back to Facebook, normalfag. Wouldn't want the piss bottles and underwear fetishes to trigger you any more, would we?
This fucking thread
yup, a thread with 400+ posts mostly about piss
but anime WAS MADE for children, how can people be turned on by it? That's like, pedophilia!
That's how you sound. Just letting you know.
thread is autosaging
took you long enough, faggot hotpockets
I'm not like this faggot , I fully accept that diapers are made for pissing/shitting in, that's what makes them great. I know it's a fucked up fetish, but most of us have at least one.
Bruh, I'm a massive diaperfag, I'm wearing one now. Equating them to underwear is just plain wrong, please stop it, you're the reason our fetish is so cringeworthy
samefagging this hard
Diapers literally are underwear, nothing wrong about equating them.
I never said they're related to scat (causation). I said they're associated with scat (correlation) and thus you should feel bad for liking it in the first place.
Literal diaperfags are taking my side. Is your argument invalid now? Protip: it is.
hurr durr samefag
Good job idiot, another thing you couldn't convince anyone of.
Nice argument asshole. I'm sure the guy who hates diapers just has some Saturday morning fun supplies lying around. Fuck off, you give our fetish a bad name
they're associated with scat (correlation)
Among normalfags. Just like how anime is "associated with" 3D pedophilia among them. Anyone who's looked into it even a bit knows there's hardly any actual overlap, however. Actual scatfags wouldn't like how the diaper obscures shit so well, I'd imagine.
There's no reason to feel any worse about being into diapers than being into panties. If you like pooping in either, that part's what's the issue, not the underwear of choice.
Protip: it is.
Nope, but yours sure is.
No, dispelling retarded myths like it being scat gives it a good name. You fuck off.