Nor/pol/ election day thread 2

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following text shamelessly stolen from some user in last thread

>What's the electoral system like?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_parliamentary_election,_2017#Electoral_system

>Rodt
Litteral communists
>Sosialistisk Venstreparti
Socialist
>Arbeiderpartiet
Socialdemocrats
>Miljopartiet De Gronne
Green Cucks
>Senterpartiet
Farmers party, anti-EU
>Venstre
Social-liberals, progressives
>Kristelig Folkeparti
Christ-Cucks
>Hoyre
Pro EU, Liberal-Conservatives, Cuckservatives
>Fremskrittspartiet
Economic liberalism, populism, anti-immigration

These are the partys that have a chance to take place in Stortinget, Hoyre and Fremskrittspartiet are in goverment, Arbeiderpartiet is the main opposition party

Other urls found in this thread:

vg.no/spesial/2017/valg/
vgtv.no/video/145551/hun-vil-skyte-all-ulv-i-norge
youtube.com/watch?v=ctq0oDXelVM
youtube.com/watch?v=85-O8_31ZEM
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

gjeninnfor jodeparagrafen

kanskje senterpartiet er noe for meg...?

You did vote for FrP, hoyre or Alliansen, right?
If not you shouldn't be allowed to cry if your daughter, sister or niece becomes the Norwegian Version of ebba

ville dere en Sylvi gutta?

>Han vet ikke at venstreorienterte jenter blir knusk törr i fitta av venstreorienterte menn

Ikke noe er så lite mandig som en mann som stemmer SP.

Is Norway ruled by women like Sweden is? also does your language have the same word order as English?

kek politisk ukorrekt
I was in that group before they gassed my account. I can't get burners atm they made it illegal in poland, but I am working on the problem

I kekked my ass in there. This grill I was you know... She showed me this, she's in there. They got some funny memes. hate chan clearly got some influence there too somehow

Stemte Alliansen. Selv om de ikke får nok stemmer til å komme seg over sperregrensa så får de iallefall 100kr(hvis jeg husker rett) for hver stemme i stotte fra staten.

vet ikke om jeg er enig i at Sp-jenter er "venstreorientert". de er jo sentrumsorienterte, nokså konservative av seg.

When not if.

FrP yes.
we need Sylvi for another 4 years at the least.
i am considering SP next time if they ramp up the anti-EU politics.
but for the moment, we need the Sylvi beast to chase sandniggers out for us.

ikke det verste du kan gjore nei. tipper jeg stemmer SP neste gang. kommer ann på hvor mange av shitskinsa vi får ut av landet.


det er litt pest eller kolera dette her
FrP er EU vennlig, men imot innvandrere
SP er mot EU men ikke på langt nær så anti-innvandring som FrP, selv om noen sier at SP er litt "nasjonalistiske"

ikke så lett detta her.

to be honest
as cruel as it might sound
we just need one incident like this
>of small spark comes great fire
remember what happened on (((Grönland))) when pic related did his thing, and everyone thought it was shitskins

>I can't get burners atm they made it illegal in poland

Wut? They made anonymous sim-cards illegal?

I've got 5 anonymous polish SIM-cards with 10 zloty on each lying around.

Resultater kommer her om 2 timer 13 minutter

vg.no/spesial/2017/valg/

Just voted FRP, my brother too. Sister voted blank. Women genocide when?

Tror det er mer snakk om når, ikke hvis. Stemte selv Frp, ville stemt alliansen, men så er Frp truet i Troms pga. studentbyen Tromso så da ble det Frp

STOP
SPEAKING
ROTTEN FISH NIGGER

Sylvi is no ordinary woman.

English is very similar to Norwegian yes.
its basically an off-shoot of norwegian.

What happened?

yeah last juli or juni
due to (((terror))) threats
It used to be a good deal you know
>They bring me beer
>They bring me jetlzin
>They bring me siggs
>They used to bring me sim cards when I asked for it
then you had to register them under name

So, what I need to do now, I should have been better at hitting town this summer but I haven't even been out there drinking at all. Anyways there are a couple of lithuanians down there.
The lithuanias are ultra paranoid and pro privacy as fuck, they for instance don't even have the name on their doors and shit, just numbers because of the USSR and "angivere" and such

Noe sted der Alliansen er med på målingene? Ikke noe göy å bare se på "Andre".

Stemte rodt idag, rodt blir nok det storste partiet her i min bydel Sondre Nordstrand

I never understood why everyone kept making user sim's illegal when it's so piss easy to bypass, especially for someone as serious as terrorists.

>Pay hobo kr 200 to go into kiosk and buy SIM with his ID
>Buy scan of passport online for kr 50 and register SIM with text message

The media really blacked this one out
>Be fjertvik
>Blows off bomb
>Be mountainmonkey
>Think it's shitskins
NOK ER NOK!
>Go to (((Oslo))) Grondland and a couple of other nigger places
>Break arms
>Break legs
>Destroy faces
>Clogging the hospital
>hospital runs out of blood, they had a low stock to begin with

I know a lot of people and my mother works in there too, it widely known.
Things have changed a lot in Grönland, I used to go in there, some /sg/ recon shit
They are so scared of me in there now, now it's like
>a..user.. you are not going to hurt me are you?
look they used to be it too, but now it's extreme

I'm not kidding you, they shit their pants in there

>Sondre Nordstrand
Nigger

Kan du dele litt av rasjonen din med meg eller kamerat? All denna kommunismen gjor meg driiiit sulten

Dette, dog så ville et terrorangrep fra muslimer gjort underverk på oppslutningen til Fremskrittspartiet og Alliansen

tfw kjenner en haug med folk fra Holmlia/Hauketo, inkludert pakkiser, som stemte FRP i dag

>no sources
>can barely make out what you're trying to say
Nice

kek
it's also popular with criminals, or was, to just swap them all the time.

But they just get a normie to buy a sim for them.
Then they swap it all around, so the person who ends up with it, has no contact with the buyer what so ever.

If the bastards gets arrested with the sim, the person will just say he/she lost his/her phone anyways

But polish ones in part was very popular, because you know there are so many polacks here so how would they know? All the bikers used to use it

Noway = gay

At least the cock fucking us isn't brown, yet.

hvilket parti lover flere blonde jenter med blå ǿyner?

Reminder that FRP are globalist kike shills.

no guy I can't source you because it doesn't exist, and obviously not to encourage it

They are not so stupid here as in the us.
In the us the media would go
>OY VEY BAD GOYIM!
thus just making kids etc watch this, kek and later do it

You need to know people, people don't post this shit on social media either because they again obviously are not stupid enough to incrimitate them self.

But the story always went like this
Single mountain nigger had enough and went in alone, not this, alone
and went for those niggers

do you remember there was sharia police in there before this?
gee I wonder why they left

you intelligence network can't only be the internet you know. As I said to the other /sg/ fags, look they are here, I need to go out there. And I did. Again here I am very restricted on what I put on the internet, because this is irl stuff, well differnt I don't blow my sources
>funny shit though spooks were there. some tried to appear as swedes but they were not

She's a qt. Name?

Emilie Enger Mehl
vgtv.no/video/145551/hun-vil-skyte-all-ulv-i-norge
she wants to shoot wolves

Thanks pham

says the crumpet eater who is afraid of foxes
>soon
London bridge is falling down
falling down
falling down
>Based Tryggvason

Are you that crazy veteran guy that has been posting around here before? The one that went to Syria ?

Alle blåoyde blonde jenter vil ha en STOR SVART KUK dypt inne i dem. Det er i genene dems å ville ha det. Ploppe ut en halvstekt unge er deres storste drom. Stem med hjertet - stem med hodet - stem Gront!

Hva faen er det du royker og kan jeg få 2?

Noe så idiotisk, det om jentene er sant, men stemme gront, HVA FAEN TROR DU AT DU DRIVER MED DIN LILLE HOREUNGE

Let us not forget our forefathers,
beneath all that we twist and turn;
for they gave us a heritage to safeguard,
it is greater, than many would think.

Just frem skrit tspart iet, senpai

This is bait right

crazy, well I think so probably, we're all crazy in this part of the country according to most.
no lol, that's not me

I have never been there, just been from operating from here.
Was that the other guy who went to Grönland and threw shitskins druggies in the water?

Summary of the parties for non-Norwegians.

AP (lit. Worker's Party) is the biggest party, and a lot of people vote for them because their parents did. They're basically Labour, but a tad more conservative.

Höyre (lit. Right), the second biggest party. They're usually very pragmatic for a mainstream conservative party. They currently have the prime minister, and she's the first party leader willing to work with FrP, our anti-immigration party.

FrP (lit. Progress Party) is our anti-immigration party, and the third largest party. They're want lower taxes, more privatization, more freedom, and fewer brown immigrants. They currently have the immigration minister, who has reduced immigration to its lowest point in 20 years. They have a somewhat Christian profile, but usually focus more on our Christian heritage, than the religion itself.

KrF (lit. Christian People's Party). Technically speaking they're centre-right, but in reality they're a bunch of cucks who pretend to be Christian and want more muslim immigrants. Unfortunately needed for the current government to survive. Their leader sounds like the host for a TV show for young children.

Venstre (lit. Left). Ironically a centre-right party. They have a somewhat green profile, but also want more immigrants. Needed for the conservative coalition to survive.

SP (lit. Center Party). This is the farmer's party. They want Norway to stop working with the EU, oppose centralization, and want to end Schengen. For some bizarre reason, they're part of the left-wing coalition.

SV (lit. Socialist Left). Socialists. Cucks. Trash. Lost all relevance a few years back, when their voters abandoned them.

Rödt (lit. Red). Communists. Irrelevant.

MDG (lit. The Environmental Party The Greens). A relatively new party that focuses on the environment. Stole a lot of voters from the socialist parties.

The conservative block consists of: Höyre, Frp, KrF and Venstre.
The left-wing block consists of AP and SP, and possibly SV and MDG.

Stemte alliansen, nå skal jeg lage middag og drikke pic related

Ikke nodvendigvis en svart mann, men kvinner onsker generelt en alpha mann. En del skandinaviske menn har blitt oppdratt av feminist modre og beta fedre, og folgelig blir de beta.

lol
norwegian wood is not a meme
>this bait doesn't work on mountain niggers user, maybe americans but not mountain niggers
>you need to troll more normies at home
>this won't even work at them
>I know your feels, I operated too much in anglo countries too and tried the same stuff here to no avail
also
>chicks fucking hate foreigners and inpart shitskins and niggers

Tror han satt å drakk og hadde noia i en hytte et sted i midt norge i fjor en gang. Virka temmelig "stimulert" om skrivemåten var noe å domme av. Men med hjertet på rett plass.

hvem her /Norgetråden/

>"oppdratt"

Nå smigrer du folk

>Be norway
>Progress here is anti immigrants

>Be anglo
>Progress means homos, trannies, moar niggers and shitskins, pedos and whatnot

See burgers?
Shit isn't the same everywhere

>han drikker ikke mexicansk urin

Hva er du, en rasist?

Stemte blank. Hvor mange av dere vet noe særlig om deres lokale politikere? Tenkte på FrP, men siden jeg ikke vet noe som helst om kandidatene og bare har sansen for Listhaug så var det vanskelig å stemme for dem.

bra åte

Lurer på hvem som kan være bak denne posten? [spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]

hei på deg
spǿr meg hva som helst om norrǿnt fåvæ

kek

I dunno where he was from, but it was probably him. He was pretty nuts all rite. I must admit, I was inspired, and did the same. It also had the goal of marking my self in there.
>Plopp
>Straight in the aker's river
He did it first, then I did it

I don't remember everything, but I think he was visiting someone down there. The guy went out and bought some hash from shitskins, when he got home he noticed that he had been ripped off, then this goy went out back with blood sight.
He found the arab
>beat him up (I din't do this)
>confronted him really hard
>robbed him (I didn't do this)
>threw him in the river

good times, I regret not meeting him

Drakk en sekspakning med sånne. Smakte ikke helt fatol, men var grei samk på de.

jeg klarer ikke lese alle runene herfra, også starter jeg bli drita

hvilken stein er detta?
hva sier den?
leser du mye på heimskringla.no?
har du mange boker på norront?
hvis du har, hvor kjoper du, utvalget er som regel magert og det er så jævla dyrt

bare ordboka mi, granted den er gammal nå, men kosta flesk

Stemte selv Alliansen.
Ville stemt SP hadde det ikke vært for at de ligger til sengs med kvasi-kommunistene i arbeiderpartiet og SV.

hmm disse har ikke jeg sett, hvor selger them det?
corona master race
for dyrt da
egentlig litt stusselig smak også
jeg pleide å drekke det for i ungdommen
bare butikk og polakk pils på meg nå i flere år, de eneste gangene jeg har vært på systembolaget eller polet så er det for å shoppe julegaver til gammern og et par onkler

lol
Han har nok ingenting med svommetimene i akerselva å gjore. Syntes bare skrivemåten din var lik hans. Selv om hans var enda hakket snålere, som er forståelig alt tatt i betraktning.

Plebs.

>not voting for the memetic übermensch
don't be that guy

>hmm disse har ikke jeg sett, hvor selger them det?
REMA 1000.

>Stemte selv Alliansen.
Det er en del av oss da i det minste som har stemt.

Men det blir nok som den reddit pollen der, hadde vi lagd en poll her, så hadde alliansen sett ut til a vinne valget lol.

Men det er bra user.
Vi får se nå om dem bare får 1-2% så er jeg er fornoyd, det booster en del til neste valg

youtube.com/watch?v=ctq0oDXelVM
Den her er så jævla bra
Allianser er absolutt ikke nasjonal ((((sosialister))) da
nordfront er det, men dem har bare politisk parti i Sverige og mener dem skal ta oss om dem vinner

>corona master race

Hadde ikke forundret meg om 20% faktisk er mexicansk urin. Smaker skit.

Eneste som får stå i kjöleskapet her er Guinness. Alt annet piss noen måtte medbringe får stå på terrassen.

>hvilken stein er detta?
dette er Karlevi-steinen fra Sverige. den inneholder et dikt i drottkvætt.
>hva sier den?
se bildet mitt.
>leser du mye på heimskringla.no?
nei, de bruker som oftest versjonene fra Guðni Jónsson. dem liker jeg ikke. jeg bruker det noen ganger til å sjekke forskjellige oversettelser av dikt, for de jo samlet mange forskjellige oversettelser på ett sted.
>har du mange boker på norront?
ikke fysiske bǿker, jeg bruker som regel pdf-filer.
>bare ordboka mi, granted den er gammal nå, men kosta flesk
Fritzner sin? eller en nyere?
jeg anbefaler egentlig å bruke digitale ordbǿker, det er mye enklere og gratis.

>Nordfront is not controlled oppos....

btw er det bare jeg som driver å viser kjærringer jeg drar hit propagandaen våres?

Det er så jævla kek
Jeg flipper med dem lenge og later som jeg er nasjonal sosialst, og fyfaen det går for dem i trusa ass, seriost dem sitter der med stjerner i oya

Jeg hadde ei her i fjor som bare var så innihelvete snasen, men jeg kremt gjorde noe, så jeg måtte skjerme dem for inc shit mot meg, og da ville dem gått etter dem. Disse feige ljugende jodesvina
Og det skjedde som bestilt.

litt for ærlig jeg drekker så jeg stoppern der

Кaкиe жe хoхлы дeгeнepaты, пиздeц пpocтo.

Looks like people are shitting on Tybring-Gjedde (FrP) for posting a picture of muslims flocking to an AP booth.

Jeg veit ikke om det her er sandt eller ikke, det er egentlig en ting vi absolutt burde finne ut

Men angivelig så skal eller skulle, den ledelsen der ha direkte koblinger til kremlin.

Jeg er usikker på det her om dem har en ny leder, han ser ikke lik ut som han dem hadde for tre år sia, men jeg kan ha feil.

Uansett så bodde ledern dems her på norske sia av finnskauen

Oy vey! This is so progressive and tolerant!

youtube.com/watch?v=85-O8_31ZEM

am redpilled hapa

My plan is to build up my youtube channel and go full 1488 on all the kiddos watching my vids

I realized this is a great idea after seeing what pewdiepie can do subtly to help the younger people come to our reactionary and fanatic ideologies.

Swedish man is pussy and won't go full fashy

is Fremskrittspartiet the party that anders breivik would vote for?

SAVED!

Dette er guld user!

he was a party member for years

Yeah, he was a member for a while, but he left because he thought they didn't go far enough in denouncing Islam and immigration.

Kun de som allerede er langt til venstre som gjor det. Og ved å gi det publisitet skyver de bare senter/höyre enda lenger mot höyre.

La dem holde på.

jeg vet ikke hva han ville stemt. han var medlem i et par år, men det var fǿr han ble radikalisert.

>Hadde ikke forundret meg om 20% faktisk er mexicansk urin. Smaker skit.
>20 percent mexian urine
>I wouldn't be surprised
TWENTY PERCENT MEXICAN URINE

>getting his opponents to spread propaganda in his favor

He's... EVOLVING

you guys remember this ?

fuckings araber-partiet

Noe mer info?

Kommer något nyhetsblad publicera liveräkning av rösterna inatt?

any results?

Ikke for å avspore threaden, men vi vet alle at PST lurker her i dag av alle dager, så nå har dere sjansen til å gi deres hilsninger til stakkaren som er blitt satt på Sup Forums-duty.

How much for the Finnish girl?

no
he was a member there in the beginning of the 2k's. I had pictures of him at their parties, but I had a dataloss here

He quit the party when he realized they were not serious enough.
Back when he did his shit, he was basically a zionists. I think he knows better now.
He would probably not be satisfied with them, but I think alliansen is what he would have voted now.

>He says it's an old norse greeting
>It's not
>It's (((roman)))

vg.no/spesial/2017/valg/

No my friend, don't do this

drommejobb fåvæ

Å skrive rapportene er sikkert en drömmejobb, ja. Tip top kek

good luck lads. What time we will see results ?

holy shit i didnt know that, however i never pay attention to norwegian political parties, I hope that party is going to do great though