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>vasectomy
>Xbox
JUST

I wonder what she will surprise him with after she gets surprise pregnant (((somehow)))

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That's kind of depressing... it's like vasectomy in her mind rendered him a 12 year old.

>didn't already buy himself whatever he wanted
>clipped his nuts
What a c. U. C. K.

The joke is he actually had a vasectomy.

Women were created by the JEWS to keep men from propagating.

she's neutering him
straight up telling hi that she could never think of him as a man anymore. I like vidya but if i had a gf and she bought me that shit id be embarrassed

>well now since you aren't a man anymore I bought this stuff with you credit card to keep you occupied while I fuck Chad

The absolute STATE of Micropenis drones

well known fact that after vasectomy men can get half black babies

He was already a child to her. Now she doesn't have to feel bad when she stays with jamal and ackmed.

>Hahaha I have a man child I don't need kids!

>his wife promoting his manchild hobby to keep him sedated while she probably fucks around
far from perfect.

Sage goes in all fields faggot.

>mutilate your testicles
>get a prize

check. and José

>tfw no gf who buys me vidya if I get a vasectomy

I don't even want any kids so this would be literally free money for me

>1 decent game
>and a shitty headset
This guy got played hard

>tfw sony+pc bro
Get tucked xboners

>vasectomy
What a degenerate. This is what happens when you take MGTOW seriously. Might as well KHS

PS

>she used his money

>be wife
>doesn't love you enough to have children with you
>be husband
>doesnt know what to do with himself other than play video games
Totally impressed.

As if she'd use her money for that.

This whole set is worth what, 900$? She used his credit card, you know it.

if you were not a mutt then i would call you a fucking disappointment if you stop yourself fathering white children and instead choose to be a child yourself - America was a mistake

My wife buys me videos games and I knock her up with my potent seed and which creates wonderful children in her.

His wife a shit. Cuck. Lmao.

Really cool, he can finally bond with his wife's son playing video games, plus distract himself from the internal screams and nightmares haunting him lately.

>doesn't stop husband at getting a vasectomy
>perfect
just to make sure, by "perfect", you meant "subhuman"?

how is this Sup Forums ?

>vasectomy
>xbone
>HaloMCC
>destiny
There's vomit all over my desk now, thanks...
and I'm an ol xbox360 fanboy

kek'd

How do you distract those?

>assumes video games makes one a manchild
top kek

butthurt roastie detected

No doubt it was not under consideration for her to get her tubes tied, he had to be snipped.

They certainly don't, I mean, she gifted him and Xbone instead of a gaming PC. No wonder guys like to be alone if women can't even get something like that right

>Perfect
>women
Pick one.

What if they already have children and said "were done" so they got a vasectomy so they don't make more then they can afford to take care of?

What if this is just Sup Forums being retarded as always and assuming shit

>willingly ensuring you die childless/raising half-nig spawn
JUST

This.

I guesses every olde console guy migrated to pc by now,

>wife convinces me to get a vasectomy
>she refuses to get her tubes tied instead/as well
>"here honey get into playing video games"
>console no less
>worst console no less
>wife loses all interest in sex
>really get into vidya
>spend upwards of 8 hours a day playing games
>no idea what my wife does in that time
>occasionally says she's going out with "friends"
>sometimes wake up and the bed is empty
>assume she must have come home and left again before I woke up
>2 months later
>"honey I'm pregnant, your vasectomy must not have been successful"
>haven't had sex in weeks
>insists she came home drunk and fucked me
>threatens to report it as rape
>cave to her and apologise for rape that didn't happen
>spend months caring for her while pregnant
>barely get to play vidya anymore
>baby finally comes
>it's mixed race
>demand a paternity test
>she refuses
>divorces me
>makes me pay alimony to help her raise someone else's son
>gets the Xbox in the divorce because she paid for it

>xbone
>racing game
>metal gear shit
>2 generric shooting games

i would file for divorce desu

I'm not saying they do but let's face it, there is probably a positive correlation between the two.

shut the fuck up fucking leaf

Depends on hold old he is, if you're 40 and over I'd encourage you to get a vasectomy and stop popping out little autism babies.

fucking manhild

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>xbox
>destiny
>mgs v
>turtle beach
she doesn't love you bro, i'd expect a 580 for a vasectomy

>Xbox one

She must REALLY hate this guy

yeah...

this

sounds fair

All women must be genocided.

>Girlfriend
>Free Money

Get real

vidya don't make one a manchild, but manchildren love that kind of bread and circus

> vasectomy

So there's no point for having a wife.