BBC gonna get me

Well, that's it. Looks like I'm going to get >BBC'd.

Should I hide the butterknifes and non-halal meat before the coppers show up?

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I do like how if you are blind, the TV licence is half price. But no same offer to someone who is deaf....

>a fucking TV license

>be Brit
>don't pay licence
>get your house searched
>have a vhs with a recorded tv show on it from the 80s
>get sued
Fucking hell m8

Claim you never watched it and it must have been someone who got on your wifi.
Fight their bullshit, with more bullshit.

You heard it here first burgers, but this Brit bong is envious of three things you septics have. 1st amendment, 2nd amendment and lots of innawoods cheap land. Try living on an island of 65 million where you are never more then 150 miles from the sea or 2 miles from a road.

>1000 key lo grom fine for watching tv

>bbc'd

Get a DVD, bin that T.V.

Soon you'll get fined for paying licence but not watching the 'great content' the bbc provides.

holy shit bongs get partyv& now for not having a t.v. license hahaha fucking god save the queen amirite???


get a vpn up and running before those are made illegal too i suppose... delete all traces of ever having come to this place, microwave PC if you got CP

You know what to do right? Just shut the door on them. They can't enter your house. Remember the old TV Commercial about them having new powerful vans to track people down? They did have more powerful vans, but absolutely no equipment which can tell whether you're watching TV or not.

>in the UK you pay to get cucked

Put on some muslim pajamas and tell them they're accusing you of being poor because of your religion.

we have a similar system, you shitposting nigger

Serious question to brits, how would they prove I've been watching anything? Do they assume that if I have a TV or a computer that I'm watching something? It seems like it would be almost impossible to prove.

Fuck my life I wouldn't mind paying a licence if it wasn't full of left wing globalist propaganda

>a fucking radio license

>Germany Edit
The licence fee in Germany is now a blanket contribution of €17.50 per month (€210 per annum) for all households and is payable regardless of equipment or television/radio usage.

>asking the government's permission so you can consume their propaganda.

hows piracy treated in hungary?
here its a kinda silent agreement between the police and general populace to say it doesnt exist
companies get raped if they pirate tho

>You heard it here first burgers, but this Brit bong is envious of three things you septics have. 1st amendment, 2nd amendment and lots of innawoods cheap land.

Finally, a yuropoor that isn't a passive-aggressive cucktard. You impress me, fellow bong.

so how do they know you muckin bout on the the telly in the first place?

Its tough, you have to pass a test to get a licence to watch TV here.

Stuff like what is the correct way to sit when watching? (Save the NHS money on spinal injury's) and how do you change channel without getting CTS.

See
This

They rely on idiots for prosecutions. All you have to do is not let them in your house. They had some commercial years ago where they made out they had some kind of high powered surveillance vans which could tell if you was watching TV. That was all bullshit

They can't, and they have no legal right to enter someone's property. They spend their time basically trying to frighten people into paying - they're the lowest of the low.

I don't know how it works, but it seems to me that not paying licence automatically grants them a home search warrant.
Same.

Who the fuck pays for a fucking TV license?

Fucking biscuit munching cucks.

when i found out they were extending the license requirements to include on demand iPlayer, i went on iPlayer to check out what they had.
they had a shit tonne of low budget programmes trying to make muslims look hip and cool.
nahh. tv licenses aren't worth it. top gear isn't on anymore, and i can buy david attenborough series on dvd.

So it's the UK's version of Stop and Frisk; They rely on idiots letting them illegally search them for evidence of a crime. Thanks.

You left your reference number up mate

What the fuck is a TV license this is some INTERNATIONAL JEWRY

I haven't owned a TV for a decade and I never paid the license in my life. Thank God.

If you own a TV in 2017 what the fuck is wrong with you? There's no fucking reason.

never really understood this tv licensing crap.

You cucks have to pay tax to watch tv? Top kek

Nope, they have no warrants

They have to catch you red handed. They peek through windows.

If they come knocking just tell them to fuck off. There is literally nothing they can do despite how the letter is worded. They have no official powers at all and will try to trick their way into your home, you do not have to grant them entry. Hell you don't even have to answer the door to them if you don't feel like it.

JUST PAY YOUR TV LICENSE YOU FILTHY WOG!!

youtu.be/hQgQxycJ0sw

OP that's just the 'extra scary' letter, it's literally saying they've passed your case onto your local enforcement department. That's it

just fill in the declaration you idiot, a court letter is something you definitely DON'T want in your life

so how does this work? Is it just BBC programming? What about internet tv such as netflix, etc? I'm confused.

It's absolutely extraordinary that you bongs put up with such absurd bullshit. You fools actually pay a direct licensing tax just to subsidize a subversive communist television network.

>TV license
>BBC'd

youtube.com/watch?v=TnGG8SEYDoQ

Brits are the biggest goofy fucking cucks I have ever seen. I'm going to London at the end of the month. Better at least have some good beer and I bette rnot fucking get allah akbar'd.

Goofy cuck faggots.

Don't open the door to them - no matter what! Tell them that you do not wish to contract with them and that you revoke their implied right of entry. Watch some YouTube vids of BBC TV licensing

No officer that's not my Roku stick, I'm just holding it for a friend

Exactly, I've had them knock on my door a few times now, I tell them I don't own a TV. They ask to come in and check, I tell them to get fucked.

>ref number on pic
enjoy getting doxed

youtube.com/watch?v=xfHRhXW1hno

>didnt cover reference number

ahahaha im sending this to them .you know you get in trouble for bad mouthing the licensing department right mate? also im linking this thread and sending screencaps so you go to jail for talking shit about muslims. you may as well have doxed yourself mate.

stupid fucking white supremacists

FILL IN THE DECLARATION and they'll leave you alone forever

it's not rocket science

Haven't used Iplayer since the switch some months ago, and I hate David Attenborough, that Illuminati Cuntbag. I got the letter before this one. dose freaks can fucken try and get in

Jesus, can you bypass this if you opt in for Sharia Zone registration?

Just don't pay and tell them to fuck off. They will not get a search warrant for this shit. Don't let them in. Don't be a cuck.

Who watches lobotovision anyway?

While I agree with not letting them in your wording sounds suspiciously close to Sovereign Citizen type bullshit.

>peek through windows
"stop right there criminal scum!"

yours is mandatory hans

They are automated, I haven't owned a TV in 6 years and get one everymonth or so

the outlandish threats they start making is funny and is designed to trick old people into paying up, them make them selves sound like actual bailiffs or court orders

one of them basically told me I had an appointment to talk to talk with an inspector, like they now control your life and make appointments for you

real mafia style threats

t. third world country

That letter is designed to scare laypeople into paying up. The fact is, if they send anyone around you don't have to talk to them or let them in. The cost to hire a guy to stalk you is quite high because it's a shitty job that nobody wants for minimum wage. Actually suing you in court also will cost them more than the 1000 they want to fine you. Don't pay that shit and stop watching bbc, stop supporting them or giving them views. They are a propaganda tool and nothing more.

They can't search your house or enter your house anyway. Only the police or appointed HMRC officers with a warrant can.

So in my apartment I have a tv I use not to watch TV but to shitpost here and watch streaming video. Would I have to get a license in this scenario?

They're not allowed to do this, infact, if you state they are not allowed access to your property, they cannot even enter your garden.

Stick a sign near your gate saying they are not allowed on your property. If they step on it they are trespassing and breaking the law.

OP didn't talk shit about muslims. I'm the only one who mentioned their muslim programming.

If they don't have any legal right to enter, i.e. they aren't police and they don't have good reason to suspect there is a crime in progress, you can freely tell them to fuck right off as with any other rent-a-cop, or tramp, who shows up on your doorstep and asks to come in.

Am I understanding this correctly? You need a licence to watch TV shows on an online service like Netflix?

they were expecting this.... this "piracy sites"...if you be real careful you could end up with a bill for non-license content, movies, tv shows...
it's all fucked up.
we must resist...somehow

>Blind
>50% off
I don't even

Thanks. Not all of us who went to america or died building the empire are gone yet!

You broke the law. You're a criminal. You're no better than a degenerate nigger, thinking you can just ignore whatever laws you don't like. You deserve all the punishment you have coming.

maybe i'm just fuckin dumb but i can't seem to find a way to dox him using just the ref number.
i've checked but you also need surname and post code.

t. Chink

That makes much more sense since I never paid for a TV license in the years I lived in bongistan, and nothing ever came of it apart from the threatening letters. It also fits that I've heard the "tv detector vans" are empty and just for show too, because how the fuck can you "detect" a tv anyway?

Holy shit you guys are the definition of cucks

This is why 2a is very important..... take 1 step on my property and I will end your blood line.... age is not an issue when rights are on the line...

Only to watch british tv channels like bbc, channel4 etc.

If one of you tv licence people lurk here you could use that number or your database or something. All Im saying is this aint the fucking reddit, hide your tracks you wankers.

that's very presumptuous of you. he hasn't necessarily broken the law if he hasn't watched live tv or watched bbc programmes on demand on iPlayer.
they have a database of people without a tv license. some of those people will still be watching tv, some of them won't be. they don't know that, which is why they like to harass people like this and send people round to "check".

The second amendment doesn't give you the right to shoot anyone who sets foot on your property.

It's still not too late to repent and convert to Islam, tell the police Shariah considers TV to be sinful.

you can promptly tell them to fuck off, even if they're escorted by officers, they seldom have warrants.

Things like Netflix or my own ripped collections. Anime and shit. (Inb4weaboo you're on Sup Forums grow up)

t. Chink

Scan the QR codes

No, you need a license to turn on your television in the U.K.

I'm not kidding

Why is God punishing us so cruelly.

You know they lurk the internet spying on people who bad mouth them right? They'll probably try and make an example of you now.

Tv detector vans don't exist. The tv licence is for british channels so you can have 6 tvs on in the house playing dvds, netflix and youtube etc and you wouldn't need a tv licence.

well yeah, OP should have covered that up, but at the same time, OP hasn't said anything incriminating so even if a beeb goon was here, there's fuck all they can do with this info.

i would but i don't have a smart phone... i'm seriously outdated.

>Things like Netflix

Needs a monitor, not a TV.

I get like two of those a year and then I have to go to their poxy website to tell them AGAIN that I DON'T FUCKING WATCH TV FUCK OFF.

>Should I hide the butterknifes and non-halal meat

why the halal meat joke? thats wrong. its wrong to make muslims feel not british because of what they eat. i am personally offended and have already reported this and encourage all citizens of the world to do so as well.

You do, public TV propaganda comes right out of your salary silly Esti. The most beautiful woman in the world is an Estonian-American, stop being disappointing.

I will donate my favourite biscuits to you if you can't afford them bruv.

If your a Brittish pussy at least explain to us all why you are so cucked by your government? Not one man lives amongst you.

>the modern state of Britain

>Let us know is you don't need a license
>We will confirm with a visit

Do you actually have to let them into your house though? I've always found the youtube vids on TV license inspections to be quite surreal.

PAY THE FEE TO WATCH YOUR PROPAGANDA YOU FUCKING GOYIM

>they've stopped airing top gear
Whats the point of owning a TV anymore?

Holy shit it is real. I couldn't believe it, but it's true.