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She souls your dick
she soles your dick
What a hilarious and original thread! NOT
You are cancer. Please continue to replicate into implosion, so that you may cease to exist.
Fuck off with you retarded threads, you are not funny or clever
Lets just hide behind this tree and pretend we dont see this faggot.
Doujins can't come fast enough
they see your dick
I don't have one.
Well shit now I remember that doujinshi
puts dick away
That isn't what that doujin led me to believe, Anko.
I'm so sorry for your loss!
I just like fapping to lolis, that's all
I'm an M
What did she mean by this?
I still believe her naming is intentional.
a dyke being turned on by your penis
Had never seen this before. Google search actually leads to it. Most likely on multiple watch lists now.
Just turn the lights off already
Put that thing away
And then you show it to Aoi
Gets out shovel and .45
There can be no witnesses
she's an adult who made it thru college, no way she hasnt seen a peener up close
get that shriveled up thing away from me
Not him but I want to believe that at least some girls are pure
so I can feel better as a kissless virgin.
true story: i've once had a japanese girlfriend of 26 who has never kissed or had a boyfriend and was literally scared by my monster D
she sees your little bean
You mean your 4incher?
its very possible possible. i live in a city full of beeg american teeties, so i expect this more than anything
haha you sure showed them. You certainly are creative and didn't get this idea from some youtuber.
Don't think I'd ever want to show off mine.
It's not even 5 inches.
Sad, mine's just under 7inches and I feel inadequate at times.
Thank you internet.
Are we just more victims of porn creating unrealistic expectations or am I at least fucked.
Renge is for hard pounding
The average size world wide is about 4.5in. 7 inches is freak tier. 9 inches + isn't even human anymore.
What about girth?
I don't know user, if I ever had a gf I could answer you.
7 inches isn't that uncommon at all, you're looking at the top the 20% there. But yeah 9inches+ is like the 0.1 percentile or something like that.
That average is brought down by poo in loos and people from uncivilized shit-tier nations in Asia. In the civilized world, 6+ and you won't get laughed at.
Why would you even want to 9inches big? Most girls wouldn't like it as much as you.
Oh I never said I wanted something like that.
I just feel like 7-8inch is ideal.
But then again I'm 17cm so I suppose I shouldn't complain.
Poo in the loos and chinks/other east asians represent like half of the world's population and they bring down the average significantly.
In the West 6 inches is average.
Also if you want to talk about dicks at least stay on topic in terms of images so that the mods don't get mad.
17 cm master race, but at this point I dunno if girls really like it big, they're always like "it hurts so much!" and shit.
I'm 7.5in long; 6in circumference at its thickest; mid-twenties virgin not even understanding why I was given such a long thick tallywhacker
That's why you use incognito mode :^)
she sold your dick
Mikuru coming from the future to make fun of its size in front of her past self. >tfw 9 inches
tfw the one time in my life I was able to convince a girl to sleep with me, I was too big and she said it hurt too much no matter how much lube was used
Enjoy your small dicks.
Thanks for filling up my reaction pictures folder.
You're going to have to prove this with a pic.
he has no idea
he thinks every board is lawless like /b/
This is going to sound retarded but how big is the opening to a naturally relaxedbvagina? I have a friend that said a girl who was a virgin felt sore when someone stuck a finger in there.
Not him but I know an autistic foreveralone girl from here who told me she faps with one finger because it's tight enough. The more she's ever used is 2 fingers and that could barely fit.
I suppose some girls are tighter than others, especially the virgin ones. Also kegels make them tighter.
Damn I forgot my picture.
That's insane, especially with how dainty some girl's fingers actually are, shit, some girls must get stretched to fuck by some cocks out there in that case.
From an evolutionary standpoint the female orgasm isn't a necessity when it comes to procreation (unlike the male one
but yes it's possible to orgasm and not cum as a man . But it's still preferable that it happens because the bagina tightens even more which means that potentially less semen will be wasted. I've done it like 3-4 times, hard stuff
So it would be advantageous if most cocks could make them orgasm.
Damn I talk a lot about sex for a virgin.
Saved the fuck out of this to bully some user in the future.
Those are some very mixed reactions. I don't think they are seeing the same thing.
Try to stop me.
So maybe a girl will actually feel tight around my pencil dick...if I ever get the courage to get that far.
You could try jelqing. I have no idea if it works and it could break your dick but maybe there's hope if you do it correctly.
more bullying material
Thank you based user.
Put it this way, how would you feel if you met a girl you liked on a night out, went back to your place, let your guard down and got into the moment and started to undress....then she sees your penis and laughs at it outright.
I can't imagine a more painful moment.
Nah, it's just varying levels of stupidity
Bikki: "WHOA user IS THAT YOUR WEINER?"
Zenbu: "What, that's it?"
Sword: "Jouzai senjou"
I don't meet girls silly user.
But it would probably crush my confidence i suppose. Thank god (or my D genetics) I don't have to worry about that.
She saw it by entering the bathroom without the permission to do so right? It's just an accident.
Enjoy your small dicks.
Anime girls don't care about that, as long I don't care about 3D shit I'm fine.
but now she wants to know what it tastes like
It's not hard to find a slut.
KOKO IS NOT A SLUT AND THEREFORE WOULD PREFER ASIAN-SIZED PENIS
tfw average but thick dick.
Did you pass the paper roll test?
You put your D in a toilet paper roll and try to fit it in. Most toilet paper rolls are around 5inch in diameter. The average D is like 4.5 inch or something so if it can't fit the roll or fill it completely your thick.
Being 8+ inches probably won't be fun for a lot of girls but as a permavirgin I wish I was bigger so I could atleast post it on the internet and have people be all over it. It would be more fun fapping with a big dick as well.
I've gotta wonder if those 10inch monsters ever wish they had a smaller dick so they could actually go balls deep without getting kicked out of bed.
two left hands
It only looks like that because the place where her right hand's thumb is coming from is covered by the left hand's fingers.
such a pathetic excuse for a human, can't even get hard to older women can you, you lolicon
I'll need to punish you for having such lewd thoughts about me, boy.
These ropes will do good to hold you while I torture your cock, but I won't let you cum, no matter how much you want to.
You're such a sorry excuse, and don't make that face. This will be over soon.
If you cum I'll cut your dick off.
You're still crying?
It wasn't that bad, there now stop that. I won't torture you anymore, so stop crying.
You're doing fine, boy. I'll even let you make love to me.
Breathe slowly and just let me do the work.
You're doing so good, lets hold hands as we both cum together.
You're doing wonderfully, and you came so much it's filling me up!
I just read that doujinshi, a good reminder to keep the loli fetishes strictly to 2D
So true still a good fap though. Good art and i really like the anal part.
LMAO NO DICK
I want to die
"What are... you doing?"
"N-not here! What... if someone comes?"
I'm not a 3rd worlder you meme loving fuck.
Fuck the guy instead.
tfw only 16cm
Hahahaha look at this dicklet.
tfw only 14cm
tfw japs would get scared even by 4in
What's the average size for a peener?
More than yours.
well the average size here is 14cm. so i shouldnt complain i guess
Pls no bully
It's on wikipedia, go check it
I've been bullying people all day in this thread. No mercy.
Who wants to be average?
being average american
THAT'S NOT MY IMAGE
Yellow people having small weiners is a meme right?
average American penis isn't large enough to satisfy a space monster powered by a black hole
can't even fit in a toilet paper roll
tfw mine doesn't even come close to filling a toilet paper
In the western world, it generally ranges somewhere roughly around 15cm.
In third world shitholes where lots of people starve, dick growth is halted by lack of nutrition.
So in North Korea, where eating food is a crime punishable by death, we can safely assume that generations of malnutrition has lead to some spectacularly small averages.
tfw you are 7% longer than the average
she sees the morning wood
Do not sexualize the RuRu
I want to ejaculate all over RuRu.
C A N O N
A handful is all you need.
Just because you don't need a large penis doesn't mean people don't want a large penis.
All she had to do was buy my game.
mfw 18 cm
C-can I s-see it, user-kun?
When will the suffering end?
Come now, don't be a tease
Can you give me 1cm so that we are even in size?
inb4 "I KNOW THAT DICK!!!"
Where on earth did you find this?
We all now that dick.