/NEG/ - Norwegian Election General - WE WON EDITION

Today, norwegians went to the voting booths. Four more years seems likely.

Write english, or burger mods will delete.

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some of /our/ people are winning. Still, uncucked for 4 more years.

We're hoping for Hoyre, Fremskrittspartiet to do good.

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Results as of 23:20:

Arbeiderpartiet 27,4%
Hoyre 25,2%
Fremskrittspartiet 15,5%
Senterpartiet 10,6%
Sosialistisk Venstreparti 5,8%
Kristelig Folkeparti 4,4%
Venstre 4,0%
Miljopartiet De Gronne 3,0%
Rodt 2,2%
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Live results:

valgresultat.no
nrk.no/valg/2017/resultat/
vg.no/valgnatt/2017/valg/storting/
aftenposten.no/norge/politikk/i/OM2gw/Resultater-fra-Stortingsvalget-2017#/
live.tv2.no/valg-2017

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/FilterNyheter/status/907319187001012231
twitter.com/krankenspitz/status/907363692735602688
no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mindretallsregjering
twitter.com/eivindtraedal/status/907339850487091200
twitter.com/martemichelet/status/907333515217383427
youtube.com/watch?v=uGTzbj3fRSw&feature=youtu.be&t=172
twitter.com/Ingerid_O
twitter.com/gjertrudo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progress_Party_(Norway)
twitter.com/AnonBabble

who is our party here?

It's safe to say we won now, r-right?

read the threads

Posting the TRUE ICE QUEEN.

SEND VENSTRE OUR ENERGY!!!!

Hadde nesten vært litt morsomt om Venstre faller under sperregrensen nå som Erna tar seieren på forskudd.

Slapp av, blir borgelig regjering selv om Venstre dupper under 4.0%

E-Eid Mubarak

fat lady in red is /ourwhale/ and she's leading

We haven't won yet. Venstre is still at 4%, if they fall just 0.1% lower, the majority for the coalition will fall too.

Sylvi memes goes here

twitter.com/FilterNyheter/status/907319187001012231

Some reactions from leftards. Gold, absolute gold.

Feels good, man.

more liberal tears
twitter.com/krankenspitz/status/907363692735602688

Hvis bare de kunne ha flertall uten V.

Faen da begynner jeg å grine

Will it? What would the mandates be?

If we can win without Venstre, that's actually even better.

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Dude. We won. It's over. I'll eat a dick sandwhich for breakfest if we don't. Stop being so nervous.

Venstre er over med ca 400 stemmer akkurat nå

Men ikke med flertall.

V suddenly gained 1,5k votes. Saved?

no.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mindretallsregjering

H+FRP+KrF

Anyone who claims to support or even like immigrants andvoted for the Conservative or the so-called Progress Party owes me and every immigrant they know a goddamn heartfelt apology and a promise it won't happen again. Or at least admit that you don't actually care about immigrants. I'm not going to mince words. Right now I hate this country. I fucking hate it. I hate watching what few rights immigrants managed to wrangle out of the cold, unfeeling hands of islamaphobes be stripped away by Sylvi and her cronies and the animals who still defend her and her policies of hate. Immigrants cost Norway almostnothingbut they still get denied the chance to make a better life.

But hey, this is what the people who voted for the Conservatives wanted, right? Is this what it means to keep Norway Norwegian?

As someone with Norwiegan heritage, I thought you were better than this. I thought Norwiegans were stronger than hate, but I suppose it's in the nature of whites to lash out against the coming progressive tide.

Pathetic.

I'm angry, and I am not going to stop being angry for a long, long fucking time.

4,1%

VEEENSTREEEEEEEEEEE

Heja Norge!

Det ser lovende ud indtil videre. Jeg håber på det bedste for broderlandet! Norge > Sverige

4.1%

Lugenpresse roasted, BURNEED

Does Holland even have a government yet?

AP just admitted defeat, so I guess.

Good bait

1250 stemmer over nå

Nice

>COMEBACK COMEBACK

Is Venstre kill?

More salt

twitter.com/eivindtraedal/status/907339850487091200

twitter.com/martemichelet/status/907333515217383427


POST SALT FOLKENS

Is this pasta new or from the previous election?

Can someone say

R E C O U N T

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Based Norway. Keep up the good work!

It won't. we're still good without the libcucks in venstre

1350

skal holde

kom en del stemmer fra hedmark som nesten knakk dem

V: 4,07% real-time.

AP falt 6,3% på landsbasis siden fylkesvalget.

Someone call my name?

Donate for recount ples.

Conservatism in Norway is like Bernie Sanders in the US.

Biting nailes

No, they just got a better grip on my dick by +0,1%

I've never claimed to care about immigrants.

Noen kommer garantert til å melde det pga trobbelet i Bergen

4.1%

!!!!!!!!!!

>/ourwhale/

>Sp 29.9% i Sogn og Fjordane

How could this happen?

>RUSSERNE GJORDE DET

>Immigrants cost Norway almost nothing
whoever wrote this should be perforated by hot lead

Må være Jonas-effekten. Han sliter med litt det samme som Hillary, Usmakelig! Rett og slett.

this

youtube.com/watch?v=uGTzbj3fRSw&feature=youtu.be&t=172

WE WUZ MOUNTAINS AND FIELDS AND SHIT

...

1500 foran

>oslo
redder oss

Britain is resisting the european union from the west, norway from the north, and poland from the east!!
who from southern europe will take up their part in resisting the e.u?

Caring about "immigrants", top kek. Nice bait though.

Venstre and MGP only 20k votes from each other. This election decided by less than 15k votes.

Sogn og Fjordane er et bondefylke og SP er et bondeparti.
kan du ikke bare holde kjeft hvis du ikke vet noe som helst? fåvæ?

>A man who had his language setting on Facebook set to Russian was seen being in Bergen at the time of the election

I hear whale is a delicacy in Norway

Less than 13% of the votes left. How many people could that be?

thanks autistic number-user, please keep us updated! Det var ikke sarkasme!

RUSSERNE KAN IKKE SLIPPE UNNA MED DETTE

Can someone tell me why Venstre is on our side?
SP is much more based, without the fact that they're siding with fucking commies

Catalonia.

>MGP

Can i get a link to the party you guys like/that won. Like a Wikipedia page so I can read about their politics. Thanks. Congrats. Enjoy the liberal salt

twitter.com/Ingerid_O
twitter.com/gjertrudo

>As someone with Norwiegan heritage
WE

d-du behöver inte vara så elak...

Du ska ikkje kalle Kalle for Kalle, selv om moren til Kalle kallar Kalle for Kalle, ska'kje du kalle Kalle for Kalle, for Kalle hetar egentlig Karl.

Economically, yes. Socially, no.
Bernie wants open borders, amnesty for illegals and wants to apologize to blacks.

Hvordan står det til med matematikken?

>Journalist, kommentator, forfatter

Så NEET med andre ord..

the election pretty much hinges on whether a few small parties get +/- 4% or not

kinda retarded

>As someone with Norwiegan heritage

I've been to the US. Everyone and their grandma claims to be Norwegian because they've got some great great great grandfather who was a sailor impregnated some norwegian chick and kidnapped the baby back to the land of freedom.

It's as fucking stupid as if I and every other Norwegian tried to claim Roman heritage, because we've obviously got a bit of Roman blood in us.

ohhhh catalonia? I will have to look that place up because i never herd of it

>they still get denied the chance to make a better life

Why can't they make a better life in their own countries?

It's sad that it's such a tiny election that we aren't getting prime salt from our usual mining locations.

Probably because the left offers more subsidies for the farmers

>Did Solberg collude with the Russians? We dont know, but we wont tell you that.

TALLANON HVOR ER DU????

relevant pic

15k stemmer i en retning, fra den andre. Plutselig er miljopartiet over venstre.

Som.. What actually happens if Venstre falls under 4.0%?

Also, *That speech*
Erna is amazing, kinda regret not voting Hoyre after this speech

Jævlig fett om Hoyre-siden får hitlerdoubles i mandater, 88!!

>labour party 1st
You're not even close to being uncucked yet, Norgebros

mangler litt over 200k stemmer for ferdig opptelling nå, 100k av dem fra bergen hvor venstre har 3.9% fra forhåndstemmer

det blir under 5k som holder venstre over sperregrensa

Whats happening Norway? I can't read this.

DET ER EN JÆVLA PERSON I MITT NABOLAG SOM HAR STEMT ALLIANSEN


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's better than having two major parties who gets to decide everything. And at the end of the day they're exactly the same.

Oh no.. guess you won't find out. Sad!

Because they want more money to buy sheep with

Finland and Iceland should kick Sweden and Norway out of Nordics and let Estonia and Latvia in.

I doesnt work like that.

then we are fucked. Unless SP does a hail mary and joins forces with hoyre and frp. Would be cool

can umulig være vanskelig å spotte

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progress_Party_(Norway)

How bad are the left (Venstre) parties in Norway? Are they fullblown commies like our swedish Vänsterpartiet?