How do people tolerate translations in their own language? Some languages are obviously worse than others, pic related...

How do people tolerate translations in their own language? Some languages are obviously worse than others, pic related. I can't read any kind of porn in Spanish without bursting out laughing, how do spics do it? I mean English is pretty bad, but god damn, Siberian picture porn in Spanish is absolutely fucking terrible. I read all of their voices like ladies in the Mexican Nissan commercials on the radio.

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Some people just want to understand what the text means. Maybe it is a matter of taste, like dubs or subs.

It's the translator's job to make it work in their own language. If it sounds stupid, they're incompetent. Admittedly some things are lost in translation, but the issue mostly comes down to skill and mastery of the two languages.

If you don't even know English you probably don't care.

I also can't imagine saying half the stuff I read or listen in porn or anime in my language without cringing myself into a ball (dubs already make me cringe a lot). Culture difference or whatever I guess. Then again, English is almost my primary language so that might play a role too.

idk but sometimes when I go on youtube or nyaa and see all the spanish shit for anime I almost puke because I realize south americans watch anime too

>tfw Japanese is my first language and I have never experienced this problem
>never had to rely on subs or dubs either

Fan translations in spanish tend to be very bad, I don't even know why, but shit is way more beareable in english, even if both are shitty.

I can´t fap to spanish translated porn, it kills my boner faster than guro or scat.

Holy fuck my sides

>tfw Japanese is my 4th language
>reading h manga in nip kills the mood for me because they all sound fucking stupid.

I have to say, it's because Spanish is just in general fucking unsexy. I mean, reading "penis" and "dick" always sounds stupid, but it's worse in spanish when your more vulgar alternatives sound like jokes.

I think that is the first time in a long time I've seen the word "vagina" in hentai dialogue. They always use pussy or other terms

I blame two things

One is the meaning and nuance lost translation between two very distant languages.

We are used to hearing certain phrases or words in one language which sound pretty dumb to native speakers of other languages.

>Spanish

I think people confuse Mexican for Castilian or Castellano(in spanish)

You know how college has proper english vocabulary and writes sentences that are easy to read but also clear at the same time?

Well teenagers don't do this and make up their own crib language to speak nignog amongs themselves to be cool eg:Ebonics

Most of the spic talk I see and read on the internet screams "Mexico" in it because it literally sounds like a farmer from mexico made it on the spot

Mexico =/= Spain

All spanish speaking countries got their own dialect and most of them don't give a shit about proper etiquette writting unless you're a politician

I'm trying to pick Japanese as my 3rd and it's just stupid, because I read something and translate it into English (which is my 2nd) still very literally. Starting to think in Japanese has been helping a bit (my thoughts lately have been a mix of all 3 languages, whatever comes to mind/is more accurate really).

It also doesn't help that most spanish doujin translations are dictionary translations of english-translated doujins so the end results are less than optimal

>Nee-chan!
>Je viens, je viens...!
Every time.

Castellan is just as shit. It's like British English, in every culturally irrelevant way

Who cares. What's the damn source?

Are you implying Spanish kids don't do this shit? I guess the gallego jokes really are true

what a way to ask.

>wanting to jack off in spanish

I pity you.

Senpai please.

>but it's worse in spanish when your more vulgar alternatives sound like jokes.
This. "Panocha" and "Verga" just don't have the same ring as "Pussy" and "Dick". They sound wrong for some reason even though these are words I'm really familiar with.

Also, look at some terms in japanese:
口マンコ can easily be translated as Mouth pussy, while in spanish I don't know how you can keep the same meaning while sounding right.

Porn translations are humour anyways.

I don't know, I apologize for being misleading

read it in catalan instead of spanish

Ai caranba.

Gladly english is my second language. I can't stand porn in portuguese.

Yea, I figured that was the case, too.

I bet it's even more hilarious than those english translations with horribly choppy english. Fuck all nuance from the original included.

Even Aussie translations are better than spanish translations.

Thankfully I've learned Japanese so that I don't need to tolerate this shit any longer.

Nobody can't stand porn in their own language, I don't know how English speaking people can do it.

Honestly I feel awkward to even use it to talk online, must be because I'm used to English (plus I'm much better at English than Portuguese when it comes to writing). I talk in English with most Portuguese people I know online. Still makes me cringe when I hear people talk in English outside though, our accents are just garbage.

English is just that attractive as a language. It's why everyone flocks to learn it

Source please

HUE

Lewd

we just fap to it,
like normal degenerates.

>our accents are garbage
It's okay huebro, the only Portuguese accent I've ever hear is Astrud Gilberto's, so I'm under the impression that Portuguese accents are beautiful. I'm sure you sound lovely, user.

Nobody's confusing anything. It's just that Spain and its culture is just so irrelevant in the modern day that nobody even bothers to make the distinction. It's very much like English. People don't think Britain, even in Europe. They think America, because it's simply the dominant English speaking culture worldwide. And it's the same for Mexico and Brazil. Nobody thinks "Spain" when they think of Spanish because Spain is a literal who, barely even holding together as a country, whereas Mexico is a cultural powerhouse. Even the Japanese think メキシコ when you mention Spanish. And the same applies to Brazil and Portuguese. The old world is a long forgotten meme, desperately trying to keep up with the rest of world, as former colonies outclass their "heritage". It's almost sad even

On that topic, what the hell is up with "throat pussy/ armpit pussy"?
Does this actually make sense in Japanese, or is it just the translators being ebin memers? Or do women actually have elbow pussies?

>Nobody thinks "Spain" when they think of Spanish
>Mexico is a cultural powerhouse
I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh or cry at this post.

Are you implying it ain't true? Mexico is to the Spanish speaking world what the US is to well, the world. No other Spanish speaking country competes, no matter how much they think they do, and Spain is at the bottom of the ladder compared to even latin american countries

this is one of the most simply eric things I've read in awhile, and I'm American

Sauce?
I tried search "full color love live ayase"
I can't find it

>simply eric

I personally think portugese accent to be the most sexy specially brazilian

>Mexico is to the Spanish speaking world what the US is to well, the world.
Oh, you got me. I didn't know that you were pulling my leg.
Thanks for making it obvious.

>Mexico is to the Spanish speaking world what the US is to well, the world

holy shit, user

¿Acaso quieres materme?

Try speaking in spanish in any online game and see how many trump memes you get back and how many people think you are are a spainard or even latin american

>eli
>love live
>spanish

holy fuck you people are dumb, there aren't THAT many eri doujins

>Mexico is to the Spanish speaking world what the US is to well, the world.
kek

I am looking for an English or nip.
No way am I gonna spend 10 clicks unblocking spanish language in my options.

and are right. For better or worse, Mexico is in that position. I'd say it's mostly because it shares the entire southern border with the US, and the two cultures interact more often.

Nobody knows what people eat in south or central america. People do know about Mexican food, Mexican movies and Mexican everything. If anything, they'd think Spanish and Colombian and so on are also Mexican too if they fidnt know any better

you feel like an old man just came all over your face

Found it lads
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>wot m8

Alright, I'm in a good mood, I'll spoonfeed a bit. There are less Spanish translations than english ones, typically, so if you find the spanish one, just search for the same one in english. Also it was literally just released today

And Italy is the best country in Europe because people like pasta.
>fuck outta here, Cholo

Thanks

desu english is my second language so it makes fapping to it a lot easier

>People do know about Mexican food, Mexican movies and Mexican everything.
Only things people know about Mexico are tacos, tequila and funny hats.
No wonder americans fell so easily for the Trump meme if they think Mexico, of all countries, is a cultural powerhouse.

get fucked

It's like you guys forgot what day it was yesterday. A day where a good chunk of America gets utterly shitfaced celebrating a foreign victory by drinking a popular alcoholic drink of said country. What does the rest of the latin america have to offer? Drugs? Communism? I mean Mexico has its cartels too, but they have two major holidays mentioned here yearly, while the same can't be said about everyone else. There's even taquerias in Japan and China. The fact of the matter is, Mexicans never have to clarify what country they're from if caught speaking Spanish, whereas everyone else has to specify where they come from, and where it's ok the map. If that simple truth isn't proof of cultural supremacy, you guys are utterly deluded or blind, or both

I didn't have the link on me, I-I was just trying to be nice, user.

Yet peopel can't even tell a singlem dish from Spain ane even if you bring up shit like Paella 9 out of 10 people will think it's a mexican dish.

Face it, Spain hasn't been relevant for the past 200 years or so

>mfw hearing anime and reading manga in indonesian

For the love of god someone just end my misery

>I also can't imagine saying half the stuff I read or listen in porn or anime in my language without cringing myself into a ball
This is the only correct answer.

And? Is Ireland a powerhouse? Because I know that St Patrick is a day where everyone gets utterly shitfaced.
>Your country exists just because the US wants to drink and have drugs

If you asked a random person anywhere in the world, would they even know where your country is? I'd be surprised if they didn't think its somewhere in Mexico, and even more surprised if they could name a single thing it's known for

I just looked for the most easy to recognize spanish accents and they were
>Spanish (drom Spain)
>Argentinian
>Mexican
Yours is the third. Accept you live in a shit country

At the very least, it's got more to offer than whatever beaner country you're from

>Thinks people know their country because they're relevant and not because they're under the United States.

>ITT: spics buttrustled they're not tacos

Burger here, you guys are funny.

I'm american. Faggot

I just looked for the most easy to recognize spanish accents and they were
>>Mexican
>>Argentinian
>>Spanish (drom Spain)
Yours is the third. Accept you live in a shit country.

I'm not spanish you dumb fuck.
Do you really think cactusland is more relevant than the third touristic destination in the world?

American master race. My shit country is where all the people in your country escape to have a decent life.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The point.

I'm sorry you have to admit you're an amerifart.

Oh, btw...

>Your head.

Did they translate the whole thing, or is it just that one page? I fucking need this.

Why don't you just go and read it you blind cunt.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>st world>>>>>>>>>

I was wrong according to your sources. What point do you want me to make other than you told me that a shit country is way better than it actually is. (Mexico for example.)
Oh and i sorry that you have to defend the value of your country, instead of having a decent life expectancy.

Oh, btw...

>Mexico

*I'm

>UK is to USA as
>Spain is to Mexico
>and Portugal is to Brazil

Don't you think that is a little insulting to UK they at least have their shit together.

Though I guess they are still way better than Greece.

>Views in France
Most Arrogant: France
Least Arrogant: France

>Most Compassionate
Come to think of it, I'd probably vote for my own country if forced because we're fairly compassionate and I don't have another reference. Definitely not least arrogant though, I'd pick a country that accepts they're a shithole but tries to get better.

>France
>Most Arrogant: France
>Least Arrogant: France

When did frogs ever make sense.

I can't stand Viet translation at all, they're usually translated as close to the source as possible but the wording is usually formal and rarely used in real life so it just felt awkward as fuck.

Kind of like using regular English when everyone talk ghetto like niggers.

>It's very much like English. People don't think Britain, even in Europe. They think America, because it's simply the dominant English speaking culture worldwide.
Fucking lmao

I see people preferring English brought up all the time. It's probably because English is fairly versatile and broadly global. It's less attached to a specific culture than some minor languages are, and even for the relatively larger languages you can subconsciously picture someone from any country in the world speaking English, while someone from Japan speaking Portuguese or Arabic might be more naturally awkward.

>Second place again
I guess I should be glad it isn't against germans this time

You are simply not used to consume fiction in your native language. You are probably the one who watches subtitled movies and can't stand watching dubbed TV shows.
Not only thay, but doujins and manga have a very neutral spanish translation, which means it's unnatural for literally every spanish speaking country.

>Greece
>Most trustworthy, least arrogant, most compassionate: Greece
>Least trustworthy, most arrogant, least compassionate: Germany
Now I see why no one wants to help them, bunch of lazy and self entitled faggots.

Trompita mamadora

Germans are not trustworthy though. Though Greeks are still horrible.

Mexican spanish is best for porn translations.

Panchito's translation are horrible. What a way to shit language.

South America was a mistake.

I think it's a rather poor attempt at conveying what literally translates to "pussy-like [thing]".

but user, Italy IS the best country in Europe, or would you rather be a cuck in Sweden or Germany?

I've seen this page before, but never looked up the whole thing. I'm in tears, this shit's amazing

>Аах, сенпай! Твоя сперма такая горячая, она втекает в мою киску!