Oh god, I need help. I work construction with a bunch of convicts, but I'm just a normal beta fuck...

Oh god, I need help. I work construction with a bunch of convicts, but I'm just a normal beta fuck. These people constantly watch the local women and make obscene comments pertaining to activities they would like to perform with them. That's not really my scene so I usually stay out of it, but recently they called me on it. They were asking shit like if I was gay, but I know I'm not. They then started quizzing me on what I find appealing on a woman. That's when I realized, every time I tried to recall a woman I found attractive I thought of an anime girl. Guys, I've never found a real woman attractive in my entire life. I tried desperately to prove myself wrong. I've been watching real person porn but I have no reaction, meanwhile even something as tame as pic related drives me crazy. What the fuck is wrong with me?

I'm not reading that

You forget to take your meds?

Autism

...

C'mon, I used proper punctuation and everything.

It's a wall of text, I get intensely bored just from looking at it.

For someone with a sole interest in anime, one'd think think you'd have better taste.

I only read the last line. So what's she problem?

I am now imagining OP being sexually bullied by super hunky construction workers. It's actually pretty hot.

faggot

When an OP post beings with "I need help" I already report them. But then your text delves into deep blog shit that really doesn't belong on Sup Forums and nobody here cares to read all that.
Your thread doesn't belong here.

Just bullshit, it's not hard to lie.

Summary
>I've never found a real woman attractive in my entire life. Only animes.
>Help

Didn't even finish the show, but that shot stuck with me and my loins.

There's nothing to help.

That's not entirely inaccurate.

...

I'm on summer vacation.

Just tell them you love 2D girls. What's the problem?

Just act like you don't really care and make them feel how shallow they are. Act like an elitist that don't really bother with common desires like girls, money and other normalfag shit.

Be proud of your autism. You might even look cool doing it

To construction workers? They're not gonna give a shit.

Half of these niggas are attempted murderers who are only out of prison because the attempted part gives them an extremely reduced sentence. I try not to make myself a target.

>"I-I like 2D!", said OP, awkwardly
>"2D? Dude what's that?", said the muscular construction worker
>"Oh! You like 2D boobs? Like, D sized boobs? So you like big boobs user. You should have said that earlier!", replied by another muscular construction worker while tapping OP's back
>"Hey dude you missed the one who passed by earlier. You should have said that you're not gay. I could have called you so that we can check on those 2Ds!", said by OP's third co-worker while laughing

user, are you a convict?

>turns out they're Sup Forumsnons and murder OP for having a shit waifu

I work in a warehouse for a shipping company, I feel you, user.

>turns out they're Sup Forumsnons and take OP out to dinner for having a great waifu

Nice autistic blog post

"So you know how the art gallery is like a fucking library right, you just stay quiet as a mouse and silently appreciate how shit is there? And then sometimes there'll be some crazy motherfucker who has some piece of art like I dunno, a bicycle made of used syringes that rides itself and makes screaming noises, and its like aww fuck man I'm just kinda impressed, but you still don't actually SAY why you think its good because you don't wanna fuck up whatever it is they're doing and you're gonna sound like a fucking dumbass anyway so you just silently get back to it you know"

It's funny because they actually act like this.

3D is shit, I'm glad you found the true path OP.

You should have started with the "I only feel attracted by 2d butt" and not with the blog shit.

Why don't you just describe the features of whatever flavour of the month girl you like?

Why the fuck can't you simply say you like cartoon girls? They'll (understandably) think you're autistic, but who fucking cares if literal criminals think you're a crazy beta autist? At most they'll laugh and mock you.

To intoxicated for such a judgement call.

saying crazy small pupils makes it sound like I'm in to junkies, but shit maybe this crowd would get that.

I wish i could comprehend that but am incapable due to reasons stated above.

Just tell them you're gay then. faggot.

>drunken shitposting
>not even admin powers

Nigger, when workers talk about girls they like, they don't talk about their eyes.
You should know this

OP what did you do to end up there

OP are you a fucking moron? Just fucking describe 2d body parts to them, like they'd know you're describing 2d. So if a 3d woman threw her self at you you'd be fucking limp? It's funny how most of these people denounce 3d woman due to the fact that they're too ugly to get one, not because they truly love 2d they just didn't have a choice.

>What the fuck is wrong with me?
you work a shit job with shit people

>tfw shit upbringing causes me to view sex differently than normalfags and not make vocal obscene comments about any walking vagina within my visual proximity
Polite sage for blogshit and posting in a newfag thread.

But that's the first thing I see goddamn it. I can't help how my dick works.

Since I'm already a blogging faggot I will go on to explain that my mother died and I dropped out of college to raise my brother. It's cool, I was bored to tears anyway.

Just lie or something. Not that hard.

I think most of this thread is wrongly focusing on dealing with the constitution workers and not on the real issue that OP is panicking about: only being attracted to 2D.

OP, if you really want to change your attraction/mindset to 3DPD then start watching liveaction shows.
Memes aside, I used to be in a similar boat, only watching anime and being attracted to 2D.
Start with popular liveaction shows and let your attachment develop naturally to 3D characters which will then in all likelihood morph into a physical attraction.
Ideally being self aware of this process won't hinder your attempts.

You shouldn't have started with porn though, it's so crude after being accustomed to anime.

Just stating that I want to lick Saya-shi everything starting from the boots.

nothings wrong, you've just realized that 2D is superior to 3D in every way. it bothered me at first, then i realized how shit 3DPD was and became repulsed by real women.

It's okay, OP, there's nothing wrong. I can only think of yaoi doujins when I have sex with my fiance.

Just describe your ideal female features as you think of them on your 2D waifus to your coworkers. Don't mention they pertain to Chinese cartoons since they already will assume it's fantasy, just not in the same dimension that you know of.

This is why you should memorize a simple, canned normalfag response, like "One of dem Asians with big tits like Lucy Liu". No one will ever learn of my lolidoujin collection even if I'm waterboarded.

>animes
This has to be bait.

you are gay