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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming" EDITION
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The plot thickens
MAGA
>what cruz is waking up to tomorrow
Cruz disavowed
Guess Im on the TrumpTrain again.
I hope Joe brings this Cruz watching cuck porn up though
OI MATE ‘OLD ON
>*bins knife*
SO YOU’RE SAYIN’
>*gets a TV license*
SO YOU’RE SAYIN’
>*puts beans on toast*
‘OLD ON CUNT ‘OLD ON
>*gets stabbed by a Muslim*
SO YOU’RE SAYIN’
>*doesn’t get dental care*
SO YOU’RE SAYIN’
>*votes Labour Party*
SO YOU’RE SAYIN’
>*watches girlfriend get fucked by a Somalian*
WE WERE AN EMPIRE N SHITE???!!!
>*drinks shitty tea*
THAAAAAATTTT’S ROIGHT!
Post Teds response tweet
Please stop making me feel bad about losing our white status. It's not my fault.
covfefe
BRING BACK KEITH SCHILLER
>after failing to find the skelegates I have now located the source of a new power
>I am thankful that this quest will be much more enjoyable than my previous ones
>wish me luck dahnald as I search for the fabled lubrigates for the secret to true conservatism
I was reading about Maersk and then I got this captcha
is google spying on me
PREDICT TED'S RESPONSE TWEET
what happened with ted?
TRUMP CURSE FINDS AN OTHER VICTIM
HAHAHAHA OF ALL THE POSSIBLE SENATORS HE IS THE BEST POSSIBLE ONE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN LOL
Wow Caroline
He dumped a load to Cory Chase. Patrician taste desu.
...
>YOU KNOW WHY I CAME, DAHNALD...
>THE DELEGATES. HAND THEM OVER.
average burger family. cute.
>trumpgen is usually slow this time of morning
>Ted invigorated it with his twitter shitposting
>Cruz memes rising
>mfw
>It's not my fault.
Do you have a white wife and any white children?
Guy watches porn on 9/11, pumps fast, yuge load
Will Ted resign? I hope not, there are many more worse Rs
>Ted has cuckquean fetish
WTF I AM #CRUZMISSILE NOW
no way man
I wonder if this'll be blown into an entire news cycle as slow as it's been lately
>Ted Cruz, a republican, watches glorious 3d cuckquean porn
>Kurt Eichenwald, a democrat, looks at dusgusting 2d weeb tentacle porn
Anyway, regardless of what you think of Ted Cruz, he has the true patrician fetish.
>there are people who went to seep early today who missed this
>Ted liked it
HE KNOWS
Not him, but I'm a hispanic man who refuses to have children
Resign over porn?
wouldn't the nigger be the cuck here? literally raising another mans child
Ted is a good man
>glorious 3d
so, did anyone ask him what his favorites are?
>Ted Cruz is about to become the #1 trending topic in the world while he's asleep in a computer chair with a belly full of dry man juice
so... Ted's living the dream then? while we're just shit posting on 4chins?
if anything, hes more likeable
>BWC cuckqueen fantas
>featuring dead ringer for actual wife
This is it folks, the Rato Interns cracked the code. The most socially acceptable porn possible for a politician to """accidentally""" like. We are officially through the looking glass.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>muh conservative values etc
You're not a weeb, are you, user?
POLITICAL
HISTORY
THE CRUZ MISSILE REMAINS ERECT
WAY TO STAND YOUR GROUND, TED.
>glorious 3d
BAKA!
No in Britain it's considered great to get a mans sloppy seconds. Weird culture right
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Are you not?
What porn?
Why do celebrities and musicians hate Trump?
>steals yo' wife
>steals yo' kid
>steals yo' house
haha c-cuck
>cuckqueen
What the hell is that?
JUST
Muh burger and sides
...
It's when you bang another chick in front of your main girl.
Because their agents tell them not to, or they'll "never work in this town again"?
...
Lol what the fuck is the source from?
A Women who is a cuck, cupcake is the female bull
>stole the mortgage
>stole the college payments
idunno
What do you think it is?
Use your brain user
Raising another mans child is literally the definition of cuck
>Not enjoying a fun, wholesome Saturday morning family hentai session
because Trump is the number 1 celebrity in the news cycle everyday from now on
>NOW AT 70K
I checked Amanda Carpenter's twitter and she doesn't seem to have noticed the drama
/ptg/ is a weeb-free zone. Your kind isn't welcome here.
damn. that was phast
>implying you wouldn't be forced to pay it off anyway
Imagine it was her that liked the tweet
IT'S OVER 9000!
>Dahnald, give me the pussygates.
>he doesn't know
Its the definition
literally
i'm saying i don't know
lancelot destroyed the order.
I'd rather have weebs than Canadians. No offence
burgers arent allowed to read our daily mail
See
...
he's right tho
porn just claimed an other victim
>all these rekindled Cruz memes and naturally forming new ones
I feel for the fags who cannot witness such hilarity in the middle of the night.
not any more
the funny thing is that it's a very tame video but still technically "hardcore"
although I think that it would've been worse for Cruz if he had liked some lesbian porn
Wow a website made of porn. My kids will love it!
Why was Ted Cruz watching porn and pounding his dick on 9/11?
user do you need a hug?
YAAAAASSSSSS
>believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "cuckqueen porn" existed
all publicity is good publicity
What's his favorite 2D?
Cumtribute
Oh fuck, how big is this going to get?
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That's from The Looney Tunes Show, basically a more sitcom oriented re-imagining of Looney Tunes.
I can't help but admire his tastes in porn.
doesn't have any bc he has patrician taste famalam
The absolute STATE of feminisim