>Goodbye 2024 Nomination
Post your face when you found out, the Ted Cruz timeline just got more interesting
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He could survive this if he knew how. Instead he is going to have the most guilty look on his face and stutter like a bitch while making up some story about his t getting hacked. Then Twitter will come out and say his account was never compromised. Trump would brush this off like it was nothing.
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>Goodbye 2024 Nomination
Republicans just elected a literal rapist and someone who hired whores to pee on him
i doubt the party of family values would care if cruz liked porn 8 years ago
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It's obviously fake you dumb shits
We're the people that came up with that story, the MSM has somehow forgotten this, but thanks for showing how long you've actually been here. Also, as far as the rest of the shit you posted...
MFW
Check his twitter. It's real and still up.
>shhh dahnald, the delegates
The problem is that Cruz ran on a plataform of family values, if he just says yeah so what people will destroy him on the grounds of hypocrisy, the best strategy is to blame an intern, people knows high profile politicians does not manage their own Twitter.
fake and gay
kys
it's literally number one trending on twitter right now.
what do they have planned?
Trump : I need a habbening
Ted Cruz : hold my beer....
hello 2020
>he missed one the greatest shitstorms of our time
I pity you
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>Cruz ran on a plataform of family values
>if he just says yeah so what people will destroy him on the grounds of hypocrisy
I seent you leftoids on twitter posting bs like this.
When did Rato ever talk about how you shouldn't ever fap?
>inb4 Christian values
nobody is perfect. Sane people understand this. Which is why him asking the Lord for forgiveness could probably help his chances at reelection.
I now have a #Cruzmissle
Not necessarily if some staffer is behind it (or made to be behind it)
Plausible deniability
>man Ted is gunning for us hard
>how do we get rid of him?
>he runs on family values so...
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anyone know what the scene is?
Will this finally give Colbert something to talk about other than trump?
>Lol
But in all fairness I think this is a ruse. Senate user told us about sexual blackmail just yesterday.
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I hope it wasn't SHITTED porn.
oh nevermind saw the pic now
he can just blame it on a staffer
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>mfw
Pussy gate did nothing to trump. Ted will be fine by next week
huh guess he wasnt LARPing
Trump would just double down on this shit and say he liked it and that everyone watches porn. Ted will be a complete robotic politician mess tomorrow morning.
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>be female pornstar
>find out some of the most powerful men in the world have jerked off to you
How would you feel?
Trump knows how to handle a controversy. Lyin' Ted doesn't.
popular pornstars already fuck a-list celebrities and musicians
>posts a larp with some shit circled that everybody already knew
Scary right? And the video's about cheating too. Smells like a fucking psyop.
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It's not just the larp itself, it's the timing of Ted Cruz being called a cheater right before he "likes" a video about cheating.
Jesus Christ
>most powerful men
please, i could beat him up
are you the staffer who did this?
The blond in the shirt looks alot like his wife in the face too.
It makes me think this is 100% real
No I'm from Commiefornia. I'm saying it seems really fucking fishy. And I don't even like Cruz he's a spic.
>How would you feel?
Nothing special as all sorts of men go through porn stars even outside of work.
You have Muscians, assholes and politicans all talking their spot in line to fuck a porn star.
it's incest
Are you sure? Look at his vicious right hook.
Implying this isn't on purpose....
Welcome to the new politics.
Gave me a good, hearty laugh.
On the bright side, at least Ted spanks the monkey to somewhat normal porn
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it's incest...
some neckbeard made a lot of money on blackhatworld.com to kill this man's career
>Calls him Lyin' Ted and not El Rato
user plz
I like his taste in porn
>Cory Chase
>tfw Ted has good taste
>Dad conspired to murder JFK
>He gets caught looking at porn
Guess which one is scandalous? Fucking 'muricans
>Likin' Ted
nope, its watching incest
perfectly healthy and GOOD
YOU NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR KIDS
shits already spreading holy moly
What a normie taste in porn.
maybe he'll spend 15 minutes ranting in front of the microphone about how stupid it is that porn sites have a twitter like button.
t. BLACKEDposter