Shiieeeeeeet, guess Ted Cruz's career is fucked. So much for family values

Shiieeeeeeet, guess Ted Cruz's career is fucked. So much for family values.

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Yes pls be real.

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SO MUCH FOR YOUR PURE CHRISTIAN FAMILY VALUES MAN HAHAHAHAHAAAAA :^D

It's real, It's blowing up on twitter right now.

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Kek. Do one where his wife is upset that he's looking at the pornstar.

>female cuck porn
Ted has good taste

>in b4 it was my on on my account haha

>Rat faced cuban pretending to be the face of WASP family values in america gets caught being a massive hypocrite

IMAGINE

It is. The Jews are jumping on it like it's a penny.

Destroying you political career, your marriage and your chance of bagging any 8/10 underage qt's with one twit.

Was getting caught part of his plan Sup Forums?

So is this a totally personal account, or is it mostly run by some intern?

either way he's done

Oy vey, how will I explain to my 8 year old son what this stuff the goyim watch is?

Pretty sure he was hacked.

Even though senate user was probably a larper but could this indicate that Cruz is really dirty?

>my young daughters and sons follow you for good wholesome content
the chutzpah of this fucking kikess lmao.

>Jews jumping on him
I am actually ok with this.

Brilliant

The jew gets a certain fire in its eye when it sees the opportunity to subvert others.

Why would someone hack his account just to "like" a porn tweet? Kek

I'd bet interns, but he's gonna take a hit regardless.

Cry out in pain as they strike.

>Oy very goiym my children
>Email me btw

I didn't notice this meme until now. Fucking class.

>sexuall posts

This poor fuck.

He will be fine pussy gate was way worse

jfc did you even consider this before you posted it

>implying this isn't the height of family values

There isn't even a gap between the begging for information (for the obvious future clickbait) and the fake pearl clutching.

More importantly, how could a man who ran a fucking campaign for a year not know that liking something makes it show up on your profile?

So what's the problem here, I don't get it? That he likes looking at sexy women? What are you, a faggot?

Looks like they're making families here

Yes, did you?

He's getting a bump from voters. Needs to own it. Imagine who would be killed if this was on HRCs likes.

KEKIN' TED

Why is there porn on Twitter.

Juat in case anybody has doubt archive.is/cnEao

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Nothing on drudge

Couldve been worse.

He couldve posted BLACKED porn.

Hate to be all CRY OUT AS THEY STRIKE but.....

Soon to be ted's daughters.

looks like his account got hacked

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I typically see news on Sup Forums three days before I see it on drudge, be patient

he thought the heart meant pray for them

I'm thinking he thought he was signed into his throwaway, fapped, liked and passed out.

if that were the case would be true. or it would be shemales or fags or something.

>T. Ted

Kek

Dude does not have the charisma to own it at all. He looks like a nervous vampire.

>LIDF in full damage control mode

i think your dog may have a touch of the 'tism

sage this shit there's like 10 of these threads. obvious hack is obvious.

Fuck I hate twitter.

Makes me like him more

>Tfw you know that feel
Gotta love accidentally liking a porn vid on my facebook account Luckily I had close to know friends except my mother.

If it was hacked they would have tweeted something.

Not like a single porn video.

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For the reason that your post exist, believability. They don't want people to believe he was hacked, so they did a subtle action.

What a bitch.

>Not grab them by the pussy status

Get that pervert masturbator out of the senate!

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So... what's the porn hes looking at?

good job /guys/ lmaooo

what kind of porn do you think Yeb! watches to

> hardmode: no cuckhold option

If I had actually realized that I had done that I would have posted a follow up tweet of an actual re tweet of a porn video and something outlandish and inappropriate to make it look like someone else was handling his account

Is he going to get kicked out of the Senate?

Porn businesses want to shill their shit just like any other business, twitter is smart to allow it on their platform.

>dog

Why should he own it?
I know damn well he didn't do it

Water is wet

milfhunter dick for two cory chase and kacey jordan

>shareblue thinks anyone cares

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>Zodiac Killer
Stranger things have happened user.

Just finished this.

didnt he say that he thought the main girl in supergirl was cute?

he probably faps to her fappening pics every day

Amen.

What's wrong with that bear? Does it have autism?

I imagined you not even having to look this information up.
Good shit, user.

Someone on twitter pointed out that these accounts are ran by staff. So it's actually probably not him.

an autistic dog is no less a dog than any other dog

holy shit user

>Not mother son incest porn
Disapointed desu

This. Dogs have been beside us since our most primitive days. they are our god-given companion and should be respected despite their mental handicaps.

Gas the Pitbulls

I'll be honest, I had to dig through the archives

Here's one hunting for salmon in the Colorado rapids.

That's a fucking wombat you dumbass.
Show flag so we can make fun of your (American) education.

>finds time to jerk it even on 9/11

youtube.com/watch?v=6b6CYHLWnyg

I've never seen so many bears with mental handicaps! Do you think climate change is to blame?

The Joke


Your Head

Jeb is one of those guys that gived money to cam girls just so theyll acknowledge him and say his screenname

Godbless and may he find his way. Its really cool that despite his disability hes managed to seemingly thrive (just look at that chubby bear belly) in the ecosystem

Magnifico. Someone needs to get this to kikenwald stat

Not in my head, user. In here you're some kind of porno super freak. A database of debauchery. An encyclopedia or eroticism. A fountain of fuck-knowledge.

>MOTHER WATCHING OVER HER DAUGHTER SO SHE DOESNT GET BLACKED OR GET STDS

>NOT FAMILY VALUES

kys

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Theres gonna be gains and losses from different demographics, depends on which one is going to yield more I guess

>"He would have been a better candidate
than Trump!"