Ted "stroking while they're smoking" Cruz
Ted "2 towers 1 stroke" Cruz
>Ted "
ITT: TED CRUZ TAGLINE
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ITT SHILLS BEATING A DEAD HORSE PSY OP INTO THE GROUND
NOBODYGIVES A FUCK!
Ted "Stroke to Commemorate the Smoke" Cruz
Ted "Make America Chase again" Cruz
Ted "Make em skeet with one tweet" Cruz
Ted "2 Towers 1 Stroke" Cruz
Ted "Blowin' loads before they Blow the towers" Cruz
Ted "Baseball ain't the only past-time I bat to" Cruz
Ted "Knee pads for God not for this whore" Cruz
Ted "The Porn again Christian" Cruz
Ted "Swap for cross for this tissue box" Cruz
Ted "Larry Silverstein told me to pull it" Cruz
Ted "Beat this Bishop" Cruz
Ted "Press play to spray the gay away" Cruz
Ted "Looking at that rump while they jump" Cruz
Nice
Ted "You lost need 2 Towers I need 2 minutes" Cruz
Ted "DAHNALD" Cruz
I can't believe Trump tried to say that Ted was the Zodiac Killer
It turns out he was the MILF Hunter all this time
>damage control already
it's only been 2 hours. give it a week
Ted "2 Towers 3 holes" Cruz
Ted "Upon the sound of the bomb, xhamster.com" Cruz
Ted "Fappin while it happens" Cruz
Ted "Checking meatspin while 2000 fin" Cruz
Ted "Under attack - time to drain my sack" Cruz
Ted "There's one day I pull it twice" Cruz
Ted "Saluting the dead with more then one head" Cruz
Or
Ted "Saluting more than the dead" Cruz
Ted Cumz
Zodiac Feet Worshiper
Ted "a time to mourn and a time for porn" Cruz
Ted "Thermite ignites multiple shafts" Cruz
Ted "Blood and wood" Cruz
Fappin' Ted
Ted "This aggression against kun-chase makes me stand" Cruz???
Is this any good.
What is his pickup line?
Ted "nine-eleven masturbation Heaven" Cruz
Ted "Multiple browsers for multiple towers" Cruz
I AM A MACHINE
Ted "By the hour, erecting a new tower" Cruz
"Are you Canadian?"
Now he can fuck Cory Chase.
Spread those towers a lil, so my plane can safely pass between them
OKAY I'M DONE. THE LIST THUS FAR
Ted "Stroke to Commemorate the Smoke" Cruz
Ted "Make America Chase again" Cruz
Ted "Make em skeet with one tweet" Cruz
Ted "2 Towers 1 Stroke" Cruz
Ted "Blowin' loads before they Blow the towers" Cruz
Ted "Baseball ain't the only past-time I bat to" Cruz
Ted "Knee pads for God not for this whore" Cruz
Ted "The Porn again Christian" Cruz
Ted "Swap for cross for this tissue box" Cruz
Ted "Larry Silverstein told me to pull it" Cruz
Ted "Beat this Bishop" Cruz
Ted "Press play to spray the gay away" Cruz
Ted "Never Pornget" Cruz
Ted "Looking at that rump while they jump" Cruz
Ted "You need 2 Towers I need 2 minutes" Cruz
Ted "2 Towers 3 holes" Cruz
Ted "Upon the sound of the bomb, xhamster.com" Cruz
Ted "Fappin' white it's happenin' '" Cruz
Ted "Checking meatspin while 2000 fin" Cruz
Ted "Under attack - time to drain my sack" Cruz
Ted "Saluting the dead with more then one head" Cruz
Ted "Thermite ignites multiple shafts" Cruz
Ted "Blood and wood" Cruz
Ted "a time to mourn and a time for porn" Cruz
Ted "Multiple browsers for multiple towers" Cruz
Ted "This aggression against kun-chase makes me stand" Cruz
Ted "By the hour, erecting a new tower" Cruz
Goodnight.
Ted "Tugging the Tiny Tyrant" Cruz
Ted "DAP for the WTC" Cruz
Ted "Bin Fappin" Cruz
DELET
>Ted "Bin Fappin" Cruz
Top jej
I had to reply that one is amazing. One more:
Ted "Inside Jobs" Cruz
Ted "Took down 2 chicks, and another went down on her own" Cruz
Okay one more I just keep thinking of them:
Ted "More Bush then 9/11" Cruz
>tfw you'll never get the delegates now
Someone explain, what's going on, what did Lyin' do this time?
Ted "I mourn with porn" Cruz
His Twitter account liked a Cory Chase porn video. It was likely done by an intern or someone 'hacked it'.
Dahannanald.....
May god have mercy upon my sides!
>NOBODYGIVES A FUCK!
Yeah no shit. It's just fucking funny is all, shut the hell up about muh psy op. Everyone fucking new this fag was dicking down everything he could outside the house if he wasn't touching on his kids to begin with.
lol it's pretty fucking funny. ol' ted launched his #cruzmissile
Ted deleted the like...
BUT I NEVER CLOSED THE PAGE!!!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Ted 'when nature calls drain those blue balls" Cruz
Ted "like a lustful glutton, I hit the like button" Cruz
Ted "I'm with her...and her daughters boyfriend" Cruz
He was watching fucking incest porn, the MILF in the video career revolves around doing incest porn
Ted 'when his wife's away, he and his daughter shall play' Cruz
Ted *Wank for the 9/11 prank* Cruz
dahnald, the delegates...
Ted *remember 9/11 tragedy by fapping to a family* Cruz
this man could have been our president
Ted "fappin' for your freedom" Cruz
Oh, you can be sure someone's horse was being beaten.
>worshipping a man who watches cuck porn
Typical delusional nu/pol/
>husband fucks his daughter while wife watches
>cuck porn
I mean, unless you are calling wife a cuck.
Ted "Crash Landing in Wanksville, Pennsylvania" Cruz
Ted "beating his hose when the whole world knows" Cruz
Ted "Lubes his hose where the world tweets its woes" Cruz
>wife cucks her husband
Nope not cucking at all faggot.
>The Porn again Christian
>Ted "like a lustful glutton, I hit the like button" Cruz