WAR! Which side are you on? And who would win?

Title explains it. In the scenario of war between the following nations, whose side would you be on, and why? Would your side win?


Here are some examples, feel free to reply with your own:


> 1) Iran, Syria, Lebanon vs. Arabia, Isis, Israel
> 2) Iran vs. Egypt
> 3) Pakistan vs. India
> 4) India vs. China
> 5) North Korea & China vs South Korea & Japan
> 6) US vs. EU
> 7) EU vs. Russia
> 8) US vs. Russia (US invading)
> 9) Wild Card: Australia vs. NK
> 10) Russia vs. China
You don't have to respond to each of them, just note which one you're responding to. Here's an example:


> 2) i'd support Egypt. I think they'd win because they are more than 10 places above Iran on global military powers due to their technology. In terms of sheer numbers, Egypt is EVEN more populated than Iran, so Persia could not just zerg through the Sinai with superior numbers.

Neutral but profit from cooperating with both sides

alright. who do you think would win in any one of the given scenarios?

김일성 !

>1) no one, nuke them all
>2) Egypt
>3) Pakistan
>4) China
>5) South & Japan
>6) EU
>7) EU
>8) US
>9) Australia
>10) China
Literally rooting for the lesser evil.

1) Rooting for mutual destruction. World would be a better place.
2) Iran, I suppose. Don't really care either way
3) India. Fuck muslims.
4) India. I hate chinese.
5) South Korea & Japan. Based nippon
6) I'd hope for a EU victory, but that would never happen. The US would hand EU it's own ass
7) EU
8) US doesn't stand a chance invading the mess that is Russia. Would be ok with mutual destruction.
9) Australia
10) Russia. Again, fuck chinks

>lesser evil
>eu
wew lad

1. Based Lebanon and their goddesses.
2. Egyptian kangs
3. Pakistan, hopefully they nuke India and themselves
4. China, fuck curryniggers
5. NK + China, nuke them again
6. US, EU is an Islamic state.
7. Russia, not an Islamic state
8. US, Russia still a bunch of inbred slavs
9. NK, Australia is probably the most useless developed Western country.
10. China, Russia had their chance to become strong, now they must be wiped out.

9. I wouldn't be surprised if we lost to NK without help. We are pretty useless. You could steamroll us if you invaded anywhere and we'd get wrecked trying to invade NK.

>1. Let em sort it out. Everyone else wins.
>2. Iran. Because Fuck Egypt.
>3. India. Poos beat terrorists.
>4. India. Poos beat soulless Chinks.
>5. See 1.
>6. Move to Russia and see 1.
>7. See 1.
>8. Russia.
>9. NK. Because shitty guns are better than no guns.
>10. Russia.

I'd back Poland over combined EU too.

At least EU didn't elect a warmongering Russia-loving reality TV star as president.

>Australia is probably the most useless developed Western country

We are at least 4 times as useful as New Zealand

Did the muslims hurt you that much that you need to insult them on a daily ahahahahaha

> 1) Iran, Syria, Lebanon vs. Arabia, Isis, Israel
Mostly neutral, but I'd support Israel side slightly if Russia would back Iran.
> 2) Iran vs. Egypt
Egypt, Russia backs Iran
> 3) Pakistan vs. India
The side that doesn't get support from Russia
> 4) India vs. China
See above, probably China
> 5) North Korea & China vs South Korea & Japan
South Korea
> 6) US vs. EU
Neither
> 7) EU vs. Russia
EU
> 8) US vs. Russia (US invading)
US
> 9) Wild Card: Australia vs. NK
Australia
> 10) Russia vs. China
China

Basically my ideal is always to be against Russia. No exceptions.

0 = 4 x 0

OP is a faggot
ITT kike

Probably NZ, black sheep was based on real government testing in NZ

>> 1) Iran, Syria, Lebanon vs. Arabia, Isis, Israel
terrible choices all around
>> 2) Iran vs. Egypt
Egypt
>> 3) Pakistan vs. India
India
>> 4) India vs. China
India
>> 5) North Korea & China vs South Korea & Japan
SK & JP
>> 6) US vs. EU
USA USA USA
>> 7) EU vs. Russia
EU
>> 8) US vs. Russia (US invading)
USA USA USA
>> 9) Wild Card: Australia vs. NK
Aus
>> 10) Russia vs. China
Russia

> 1) Israel
> 2) Iran
> 3) India
> 4) India
> 5) Worst Korea and Japan
> 6) EU
> 7) EU
> 8) USA
> 9) Best Korea
> 10) Russia

Israel, in its envy of Lebanon, has so slandered it that people think of it as an acceptable collateral damage

>1. who cares
>2. Egypt for the Suez Canal
>3. Doesn't really matter
>4. China, having an actual threat in the world would help roll back degeneracy
>5. Depends on the situation, probably help the Souks
>6. US obviously, I would volunteer
>7. Russia
>8. Russia, and I'd dodge the draft
>9. Let the shitposters at it
>10. China, it would destabilize the world

> 1) Iran, Syria, Lebanon vs. Arabia, Isis, Israel
Iran, Syria, Lebanon. israel and Arabia are the True Terrorists, and a War against israel would be an actual War on Terror.
> 2) Iran vs. Egypt
Iran, so they can pass through israel and unleash another 10 Plagues (for jews this Time)
> 3) Pakistan vs. India
India, because Poos are not Terrorists
> 4) India vs. China
India, at least Poos are NOT Commies like the Chinks.
> 5) North Korea & China vs South Korea & Japan
Japan and South Korea, i wish Korea and Manchuria woud be Japanese again, and this Time the Rape of Nanking to be Real. since Japan is less of a threat than China.
> 6) US vs. EU
neither, Undecided and Neutral, but if i am forced to pick a side, then US.
> 7) EU vs. Russia
EU, because EU is the lesser Evil compared to the Monster called Russia.
> 8) US vs. Russia (US invading)
US, because this time, US will win the Cold War again.
> 9) Wild Card: Australia vs. NK
Australia, Aussies fought Norks before in the 50s.
> 10) Russia vs. China
China, as a big FUCK YOU to Russkies for ruining half of Europe with the Cold War and for claiming to be the Third Rome.

>Which side are you on?
both
>And who would win?
us

1. Iran
2. Iran
3. India
4. China
5. North Korea (I am not Japanese)
6. EU
7. Russia
8. Russia
9. North Korea
10. China

>Hurr Syria/Iran/Lebanon and Israel/ISIS/Arabia are like, literally the same kill them all

Sure is Amerishart education in here

>Hurr Syria/Iran/Lebanon and Israel/ISIS/Arabia are like, literally the same kill them all
Yes, they are literally the same, both sides are genocidal and intolerant. Their regimes need to be removed to achieve peace in the Middle East.

based assad
iran
india
japan
eu
eu
dont care
russia

Criminally underrated, top kek.

1) Syria, no need for more kikes and wahhabis in the Middle East
2) no idea but it would be interesting to watch
3) don't care
4) China, fuck insecure poojeets
5) Best Korea just because they haven't been kiked yet
6) American ZOGbots or EU globalist kikes? gee, I wonder
7) as long as Berlin and Brussels get nuked
8) see above
9) the defending team but it would be entertaining nonetheless
10) neither
on a side note, what datamining company are you working for? Goolag?

1) tie
2) Iran wins
3) India wins
4)China wins with heavy losses
5)China wins if no US
6)tie
7)EU wins
8)tie
9)no real winner, neither country could invade the other, but Australia probably has better airforce and navy
10) China

1)Israel
2)Egypt
3)India
4)China
5)China
6)EU
7)EU
8)US
9)Australia
10)China

It just feels right.

> 3) Naturally India wins, and that's the side I'd support. Muslims are absolute shit at warfare, even more so than Indians, and 70% of Pakistan is inbred

> 4) I'm neutral on this, I want to say that China would win but when you look at the history of warfare in China... it's pretty dismal

> 5) SK & Japan wins, and I'd support them (assuming they get at least american supplies). It would be one hell of a struggle though, leaving SK and Japan spent (and Sk probably really fucking banged up)

> 6) The invader loses. The US just can not invade the whole EU (it can hardly invade small third-world-nations), and the EU absolutely can not invade the US.

> 8) Assuming the US goes all in, US might win. Might not as well... tough call.

> 10) Russia probably wins, since China are really bad at fighting historically.

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