What's the difference between Jesus Christ and Bernie Sanders?
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What's the difference between Jesus Christ and Bernie Sanders?
I'm asking for a friend
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we still haven't killed one of them
One gets results. Even when dead.
Former carpenter?
When?
Sanders did not work until he was in his 40s.
Jesus was the son of God and saviour of mankind. As far as I'm away Sanders isn't.
How was Jesus a socialist? He was advocating for people to give possessions to the sick and poor OF YOUR THEIR FREE WILL, not for a government to forcibly take your money and redistribute them.
Jesus was sold out for a few pieces of silver. Bernie believes this transaction is fundamentally capitalist and that the silver should have been redistributed to the poor, though he still would have sold out our messiah, because he's a Jew.
I thought Christ was an Israelite, not a Khazar like Bernie.
1. Sanders was never a carpenter
2. Jesus was against rabbinic judaism
3. Jesus was anti materialism
>Jesus
>Jewish before Judaism existed
>Americans believe jesus was a capitalist
>CHRISTKEK
>KIKE ON A STICK
>TIPS FEDORA
sage
Pence_get_the_cross.png
"capitalism" is a term made up by Karl Marx
Jesus wasn't jewish and was killed by kikes
>Jesus
>Jewish
Jesus was the first Christian.
Jesus didn't pretend to help people, while taking donations to buy a beach house.
Jesus didn't give in to Satan.
Jesus, when confronted with lies and hatred, actually fought until they silenced him permanently.
The book about Jesus is a best seller.
Jesus didn't sell out.
Jesus didn't have a wife under investigation for money laundering.
Jesus didn't write rape fantasies for pocket change.
Jesus believes in God
Sanders is an atheist
Would Bernie destroy the stands of coin collectors?
Jesus wasn't married so his wife couldn't be under investigation for fraud?
nigger tier slide thread
Jesus never drove a bitchin' sports car
How do you know Jesus believed in god? Maybe Jesus thought it was all horseshit and like the free shit he got.
Jesus was the Mid-Eastern Che Guevara.
He was neither. He was a religious monarchist at best. He refers to god as lord, a feudal title and he himself was pronounced king while he was on earth
>bernie
>operating a saw without losing a finger
Nigga please.
Are you fucking stupid?
The talmud came after Jesus
STOP.
Take stock and THINK - are you replying to a slide thread?
Is it bait? Is it written in one or two sentences?
Make sure to SAGE bait/slide threads.
Message from the Pol SS(safety squad)
>Jesus
>Socialist
>give to ceasar what is ceasar's
Jesus was ANCAP.
the first one is an ideal image of behavior, the second one is an asshole pretending to be a good guy acting in interests of poors, while actually being a corporation bitch
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Tell your friend he needs to quit playing with himself so much. Sanders a carpenter? Please. Jesus a socialist? Hardly.
Jesus followed the tenets of Judaism that do not automatically mean socialism. They are commanded to resist evil, to contribute to the greater good (without compulsion), to love God and love thy neighbor.
Socialism is all about taking from productive people and redistributing to deadbeats and useless government employees. Believe me, I've lived in socialist countries. There is no opportunity for advancement. You never have any money. Who cares if "everything" is paid for if life is pointless?
Jesus hates Reddit
Bernie loves Reddit
That's an electric car that will save the environment. Nice try but Tesla cars are about as progressive as they come
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so is the class system, guess we should pretend it doesn't exist and that everybody has the exact same amount of wealth
>Jesus Christ
>Socialist
Pick one
>Mass market consumption will save the environment
You are an enormous sucker
Jesus can turn stones into bread and water into wine, he can walk on water and self-resurrect after 3 days.
Bernie can't do all of those.
Goddamn it user, read a book.
>Hitler
>Former painter
>socialist
>*enter another person that fits those 2 traits*
>"WHY DOES LEFT HATE ONE BUT NOT THE OTHER?!?!?!?!"
Jesus tells people that they should help others, he doesn't tell poor people that they are entitled to the wealth that rich people have.
>Bernie Sanders
>former carpenter
Does playing with legos as a kid make you a former carpenter now?
"The ultimate goal of Socialism is Communism"
-Vladimir Lenin
Communism is atheistic by nature
Christ was not a Socialist
You are right, he does not tell poor people they are entitled to what rich people have.
He tells rich people the poor are entitled to everything they have.
Please tell me that's not actually from Occupy Democrats
He doesn't, but even if he did there is a clear distinction between the two, in that one of them doesn't rile up the poor people to demand what they have not earned.
>jewish
And how.
>Or suppose a woman has ten silver coins[a] and loses one. Doesn’t she light a lamp, sweep the house and search carefully until she finds it? And when she finds it, she calls her friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost coin.’
Jesus was an American not a jew.
One was homeless but spent all his time and efforts helping people, while the other has three luxury houses paid for by the people.
i don't believe that jesus was jewish(jesus was a mushroom).
But according with your theory both are jewish.
so
mutilated genitalia -> neurotic brain
>Christ was not a socialist
>Christ healed the sick
>Christ raised the dead
>Christ was the Son of God
>Christ was unjustly crucified
>Christ resurrected
Should I go on?
wrong pic. i meant this one.
you can't simply wage a cultural war on pol now.
that's suicide.
KYS shill
If I remember right he got a job as a carpenter when he knocked some chick up (his first wife maybe?) without any prior experience and washed out after a week or
Its technically true he's a former carpenter (maybe - does carpentry work like other trades where you're designated an apprentice, journeyman or master?) but its extremely disingenuous
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If Christ were to be alive and walking around as man today, I believe He would have socialist tendencies. I am honestly amazed one can read the scripture and not understand this fact.
Never heard a conservative say the hate Bernie. He's comic relief.
Yeah, but he'd quite literally only do it for the (You)'s because cucked whites and nonwhites outnumber uncucked whites by several orders of magnitude. Hey Suess is not /ourguy/
> can't go one quarter without state & federal money
> makes a $120,000.- sedan for plutocrats
You're right, it is progressive.
Jesus is God a calls himself the King, A hierarchy with a king at the Top is not socialism.
Scriptures foretold Jesus would be a fash telling Mo & Yakub to fuck off.
He did not have socialist tendencies not does he today.
Comrade Bernie can't get anyone drunk at a wedding by turning water into wine.
>Christ
>the first Christ-follower
Not exactly, bro.