Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Eisbrecher Edition

Upcoming elections:
24.09.2017 GENERAL ELECTION
15.10.2017 Regional election in Niedersachsen
15.10.2017 Austrian legislative election

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk

>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:

>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ

>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

>Resources from the 2016 election
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu

TASKS:
>Gather lurkers
>Make memes
>Spell-check memes
>Spread memes
>Come up with new ideas
>Ignore the shills

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

They accept PayPal

Wahlnavi
>wahlnavi.de

Wahl-O-Mat:
>wahl-o-mat.de/bundestagswahl2017/

Weidel leaves ZDF Debate
>youtube.com/watch?v=TDi_TKa3R40
Storch vs Bushido
>youtu.be/R3juZ-CwXG8
Nigel Farage speech
>youtu.be/iFOBH1F2pz4
Email Leak
>archive.is/mklb8

Other urls found in this thread:

afd.de/zeit-spenden
afd.de/wahlhelfer
youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90
merkeldieeidbrecherin.com
youtube.com/watch?v=QZwWYnNti5c
youtube.com/watch?v=Qb5HlrwBD7Q
deutschesreichforever.wordpress.com/2015/05/21/adolf-hitlers-ansprache-vor-bauarbeitern-in-berchtesgaden-uber-die-ns-wirtschaftspolitik-am-20-mai-1937/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

For german Anons who want to go the extra mile:

The AfD is still looking for people who can spend some time before the election to placard posters, distribute flyers and stuff into mailboxes, man info booths (together with experienced guys, of course), help prepare locations for speeches, look for posters being damaged/stolen, go to local meetups to discuss plans/ideas etc.
>afd.de/zeit-spenden

Also if not even more important apply as Wahlhelfer to prevent election fraud. (Check your local deadlines at your town hall) You get even some money from the government for this, between 60-90€

Or if you don't want to spend the entire election day at the polling station, please go there as Wahlbeobachter. Every citizen got the right to be there when they count the votes! Just go there a few minutes before 6pm on election day. You don't need to do anything else.

>afd.de/wahlhelfer
>youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90

Check out this new AfD website

merkeldieeidbrecherin.com

EIN VOLK EIN REICH EIN OppositionsFÜHRER

>deutschland verregge XDDDDDDD

>kill all afd

>Sonntags-Arbeit
Fuck off with your Deppen-Binde-Striche, Sören.

NPD has the funniest posters.

Yup.

Let's make this a npd poster thread.

>Am 22. September AfD wählen!
That's literally a poster from 2013 and back then AfD was a classical liberal party. Funny how the lefties memed the AfD into a rightwing party. Stupid fuckers

Some AfD politicians can meme too

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Lmao, have a classic one.

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They did that in my small city, but with a Merkel poster.

Based russians

It's a shame they killed Haider

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>tattoos
2/10

I saw so far 2 Linke poster that got destroyed

maybe one day, one will be able to vote the NPD again. or the AfD will be driven further to the right. both is fine though

we need to talk about that dude in the middle. that outfit is creaming cuclk

At least they support the AfD / 10

Hi germanfriend.

Is there an actual chance AFD or anyone other than Mommy Merkel will take the election? Is there significant nationalist momentum in any way, and is there a likely power shift this general for you guys?

Rooting for you
Don't become achmed :(

This officially killed my sides.

He is somewhat connected with Höcke

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AfD will get something around 13-14%.

Merkel will win again and considering who our only alternative would be, that's actually kinda good.

What did they do to Weidelfu?!

topkek, is he larping in the other picture as what he thinks should a teenager look like? this picture is better, but honestly the other shit is just hilarious

Would marry and have 10 white children then.

We have a different electoral system than the US. Here we have a proportional system where many parties who will get seats, not two big parties with open primaries.

Under these conditions AfD can get about 10 to 20 percent of the total seats in parliament which means they will block any far left coalition. That means Merkel will probably stay in power but something worse (literally Martin "Germany exists only for Israel" Schulz) will become impossible forever.

¥wanting to vote for the NPD
Come on now. They're literal retards and blind-ass racists. There is no such thing as "black or white". AfD's where it's at. They're good and fighting for the cause.

Merkel will win this election that's out of the question.

But for the first time since the end of ww2 we will see that a "nationalistic" party will enter the parliament.

The AfD will get something between 12-15%, if you consider that they were founded in 2013 this is huge. Especially for german politics

FUCK AFD

>But for the first time since the end of ww2 we will see that a "nationalistic" party will enter the parliament.
BHE, early FDP and Deutsche Partei all were rightwing

new bump

how about no? we dont need a single Führer

ge wek schnapsmartin

What is wrong with the Anime für Deutschland Party?

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Nah, npd is literally controlled opposition. But they have obviously Sup Forums tier humor.

>NPD
Nothing but Verfassungsschutz Azubis at this point.

Thanks. Do you think the conditions Merkel creates and inspires (e.g. slow drowning vs Schulz fast drowning of the German people/way of life) are capable of lighting a fire in the remaining germans? I'd like to think you guys aren't down for the count, I know all the memes are that Germany is totally destroyed beyond recourse, but surely that isn't the vibe in non-liberal-hellhole areas of Germany? Surely you guys have your share of our "Flyover state" types; red blooded Germans who despise what's going on in your federal system.

you're a cuck

>Come on now. They're literal retards and blind-ass racists.
>blind-ass racists
i fail to understand your message

We need to revenge her!

His FB page is full of memes

>ANGELA DIE DELEGIETEN

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They're too ignorant.

Wow, now I think that is an impressive, undisputable argument as to why I won't vote afd...you really... totally... didn't convince me.

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Eastern Germany is redpilled. They don't trust the government because they literally lived under communism for half a century. There are some regions where AfD already got the most votes out of all parties.

The AfD stole our concept

this.

why are all of the sudden so many trying to white knight the AfD and want me to be less edgy
>not being edgy
>on Sup Forums

much better

>implying that not the rest of the german population, apart from AfD voters, are the ignorant ones

oh ok, i get it now,
thats the 19.99 vol% guy, right?

hahahahaha oh yes, can you please post more?

>the 19.99 vol% guy
There will be delicious tears when SPD gets below 20 percent in the elections.

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>mfw when below 20%

Did Mossad get him like they too care of Möllemann?

Who's bot here?

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I like how they got stereotypical Turks there.

I personally don't find any joy in afd. It's FDP in blue. Same liberal policies. You could also say that FDP is AfD without riding on the refugees wave.
Still going to vote for afd just for shit and giggles.

>mfw when SPD is below 20 %
>mfw when the green don´t make the 5 %

is that for real? Didn't know the VS got those bantz.

translator needed

youtube.com/watch?v=QZwWYnNti5c

404 bot not found

They have their moments

>mfw when SPD is below 20 %
If you would have told anyone about this 20 years ago he would have told you that you're crazy.

yeah they don´t go far enough with their anti-immigration policy. at least they are bashing the EU as well. i hope they drive further to the right.

>rassistische Miehms wie "Pepe the Frog"
/unserjunge/

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yes pleeease, just and exactly 0.1% below

Es heisst aber mäh-mähs und nicht miehms.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qb5HlrwBD7Q

Here is the speech in text form

deutschesreichforever.wordpress.com/2015/05/21/adolf-hitlers-ansprache-vor-bauarbeitern-in-berchtesgaden-uber-die-ns-wirtschaftspolitik-am-20-mai-1937/

Use a translator

transhumanist amphibian ethno-bolschewism reporting in

They will. They're already more ethno-nationalist than FN or UKIP. Kicking out browns, blacks and terminating the unlimited EU movement would get us back to near 100% ethnic Germans.

whats up with all those Natalie Portman pics?

i notice that too, but i wait how the next 4 years will play out

sometime, i think Merkel is the Mastermind to make german nationalism rise again. The final blow to this nation would be to import 1 million + Nachzügler and a big ass refugee wave from africa
terrorist attacks woulld be fanservice for us

Some lefty thinks it triggers us because she is jewish

The problem with the FDP is their effectiveness. They get into power and then fail to deliver on their promises because they don't want to be perceived as mean spirited.

they might be looking here, like this one
better though.

re oath:
did she brake it?
oath says afaik
> den Nuzen des deutschen volkes zu vermehren'
and not
>'den nutzen fuer das deutsche volk zu vermehren'
heard one fag once mention this was curious

>trying to trigger us with one of the best Lolis out there

would it trigger them if we say "shove 'em in the oven"?

wake up germany pls, I miss you

FUCK AFD

nah, they are all on /r9k/
the memes are actually folded together and lovingly wraped on /po/

S-sister?

listen her you little shit
why are you not entering politics at this very moment to make sure, that the upcoming sjw wave and the push for multiculturalism in Finnland dies before it arises.

What does it take for you cucks to learn?

"The Left can't meme" don't waste your time trying it.

because I need power to do that first, which means finishing my education and getting a stable job

Outside of that and voting, what else can I do?

self image daydream of a former life

i have the feeling that you are just trolling, but i really want to believe that you think, you are doing something good

No meme replies, will the situation worsen or improve after the election?

I'd put a few Jews into Natalie's oven

>what else can I do?
finish your education and get a stable job
than enter politics
but more importantly, shitpost

They don't even try anymore

nice nails man