Oh, Ted! How will he ever recover! Liking porn on 9/11. This timeline is getting too much.
Porn industry loses revenue due to Cruz effect
Ian Price
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Ayden Davis
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Nicholas Gray
>MFW watching porn on 9/11
Ryan Thompson
Fuck this unfunny (((Borowitz))) kike
Gabriel Adams
Was Ted playing 4D chess??
Jordan James
i leld
Leo Wood
(((Borowitz)))
Mason Harris
>TED clips
Ahahahahahaaha
Gabriel Cook
ZODIACED.com
Hudson Mitchell
Yeah that's probably it. He was probably high or drunk and watching porn and absent mindedly likes it.
Adrian Peterson
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Angel Gonzalez
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Jose Ross
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Andrew Howard
pay the water i split.
holy e kek e
Brayden Wilson
Why hasn't he commented on it yet?
Jack Foster
oh no!
Kayden Thomas
Those women look nothing alike other than both being blondes. Why are niggers so incapable of discerning between white people? Even I know how to tell black people apart when I'm trying to point out which one stole my car
Brody Anderson
They look kinda similar you fuckin dork.
Evan Ward
best post on Sup Forums in months
Ian Ross
Heidi Cruz was discovered wandering about in Austin by the police.
Owen Stewart
Ted Cruz has watched hardcore porn with Sandra Day O' Connor
Eli Reyes
ahh thats funny
Kevin Turner
I don't understand. What did Cruz do?
Jacob Fisher
Nice, but I bet that's from some Blacked shit.
Nathaniel Perez
He accidentally liked porn on Twitter.
Jose Evans
>(((BOROWITZ)))
Landon Moore
>accidentally
John Perry
if you cover her mouth you can see the disgust and loathing in her eyes, no joke try it out
Jace Sanchez
Eek
Isaac Lee
>4-d chess
Ted Cruz obviously traded his Skelegates for some strategic knowledge
Matthew Taylor
Oh no, he watches stuff that 99% of us also do.