Do you fap to you're waifu?

Do you fap to you're waifu?

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No but I fap to yours.

holo is pure you lil shit

>you're

Come back when you learn English OP.

She's the only girl I can think about.
Please send help

Hey I recognize that fox from a doujin.
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Come back when you stop being new.

everyday like a mad cunt.

it´s horo, you nerd.

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Sachiko. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Sachiko called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her tofu shop. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the shop and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>fox
I'm mad beyond belief.

didn't she die in the last novel?

Enjoy your wall, faggot.

You know this entire time I was completely convinced that she was a fox. Only within the past 5 minutes did I realize that there has been a million hints that she was a wolf.

It all was a ruse after all.

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>implying it's not Korbo
Top jej desu

Where do I subscribe?

Sex is part of any healthy relationship, OP. In fact not fapping to your waifu is essentially telling her you don't love her.

>having a waifu
its the current year.

But I have a degenerate fetish.Wat do?

Unless I got her consent in person, I would never.

I-I never thought about it.Am I a rapist now?

Yep. You raped your own innocent wife. You are the worst kind of scum.

>Married to her
>Not making vanilla love to her every chance you get
I don't understand this question OP.

>furryshit

There was no good porn of my waifu so I installed AA2 and made a character as close to her as possible.

Do i fap to i am a waifu? You bet your ass i am.

teach me
and sauce me

>do it for her
???

How about you watch the show, read the LN or even read the manga?
You're missing out

>this entire time I was convinced she was a fox
>title of the series is Spice and Wolf
>Wolf
user, pls

What is your problem, nigger?

Teach and sauce what? Google artificial academy 2, follow the instructions, have fun in the character editor get depressed like me when you make your self insert and bam, you are done.

>implying Lawrence wasn't the wolf
Shiggy Diggy

Don't forget to share the preset so other anons can fuck her you massive cuck.

fucking summerfags

I don't like NTR though

His new is showing.

Well, that's all the more reason to not be a helpless piece of shit and figure things out on your own.

How do you guys have such hot waifus?No matter how much I try to talk to animu girls, they always ignore or treat me like a piece of turd.

But he doesn't know how my waifu looks like.

Only when she's in her wolf form.

Of course. I am going to marry her sometime. Once we're married we'll make love everyday.

Can I fap to your waifu?

You have woo her.Watch all the shows,read all the manga/LN.Buy a daki. Draw her if you can,write songs and poems for her.I have a sad life.

Because you asked, yes.

That was good user. Rest assured knowing that it was a big load.

Yes, even while just watching the show

Lurk for 2 years before posting.

No.

It's obviously Horbo you moron.

Of course I do. Sex is part of healthy romantic relationship. It makes you feel closer to your partner and the bonds become stronger.
Also I would never want her to think I don't find her body attractive or that she isn't good enough for me.

Of course not.

Because the only good doujin is tentacle impregnation/mindbreak and that shit is degrading.

No.My problem is I'm into some nasty stuff(futa and mindbreak) and I could not get my lovely waifu involved in it.

I wish there was a site like MAL except it's used to track how many times you blew your load to a anime character

So much this.

How many times do you think you did it, user?

I'm pretty sure I had sex with my waifu over 1000 times.

That would be a lot of cum.

What a silly question

Just throwing this out here;I don't suggest frequently masturbating if you don't eat a lot of nutrition-rich food.

No more than average user during these 4 years. Except I did it while thinking about the girl I love so I'm sure it's extra fertile.

Rin isn't sexual, though.

I guess this thread is as good as any. Does anybody have the spice and wolf food info graphs?
My pc crashed and i lost them all.

Sup Forums's secret infograph stash:

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> fapping to waifu
Disgusting

My waifu is a very sexy and tremendously lewd person, so I'd be insulting her if I didn't fap to her.

At night your waifu probably quietly cry in toilet blaming herself that she isn't attractive and her body isn't good enough for you.

It should be pretty easy to program, might look into it.

I make love with my waifu in-game every night.

> fapping =/= affection

Gotta do it. Give me 2-3 hours.

No.
I don't even fap to characters from series I like unless they're sluts

fapping to waifu while selfinserting == sex
Avoiding sexual activities with your partner is the easier way to damage her self-esteem and cause psychical trauma.

> having sex=love
Sex is not the only way to show love or affection.

All the time I'm talking only about sexual activities, not about love in general.
Excluding sex from your romantic relationship does damage your partner self-esteem and can cause psychical trauma.

> not treating your waifu as pure being
> tainting your waifu with sex
I cant comprehend

You're talking with a normalshitter, just give up.

Your waifu is your wife/romantic partner, not goddess. Sex is essential part of romantic relationship and romantic love.

>having waifu
>normalfag
This is not how it works.

Please do, else I will need to make a spreadsheet for myself

Yes.

Don't worry. Just keep the thread up.
It will be nice if MAL has some API for searching. Otherwise I'll have to look for some other character database.

> your waifu can be both your wife and a goddess.
> sex=/= romantic

I said, the opposite of these two.
Wife isn't goddess.
Sex is part of romantic relationship.

> not having sex =/= romantic
> fuck off already

Having waifu is the second most normalfag thing. Instead of having a real shitfriend, you have an imaginary personal fucktoy. There's no real difference, you're still a weak-minded person that desires companionship with a female, whether it's a real person or not. If you have a waifu, you're a phony.

> essential part
What if your waifu is pure?
> waifu isnt a goddess
One shouldnt take waifu lightly. Your waifu is your blessing user

There are external programs for MAL so it might be possible.
malupdater.com/

Those were good times

>being antisocial kissless virgin who avoids sex and real girls means you are normalfag
It look like world changes faster than I thought.

There is absolutely nothing impure in wife having consensual, gentle sex with her husband.
No matter what, sex is part of romantic love. Otherwise it's just worshiping.

Holo is also my waifu and I don't fap to her even though she is exactly my type because it would be impure

>he fell for the waifu inside joke meme

I did and I regret it. My fantasies got worse and worse and after a year, I was masturbating while imagining her fucking other guys. Then to improve the experience, I'd search archives for people posting about her, pretend they were stealing her from me, and cum buckets.

At this point, I have no feelings for her anymore. She's just another porn character to me, except I have several gigs of pictures of her.

Never fap to your waifu.

> having sex
> not impure
What a load of bullshit

>who avoids sex
>who avoids sex
>who avoids sex

Let's not lie lmao. You can't get any, so you settle for a waifu.

No, but only because I can't bring myself to fap to any Aria doujin.

I would feel too ashamed of myself.

Of course I can't get any. Who would fuck a guy who doesn't show any interest in real girls and have room full of merchandise of some anime girl?
Fortunately I don't want it as well. I'm not a virgin, I had sex once and it was shit in comparison to sex with the girl I love.

Holo is my waifu too,but I fap to her doujins sometimes while lying with her daki on bed and imagining that we are having some wild sex,as a couple.