>you and your gf are visiting the UK (no guns, no knives)
>you walk out the pub at 1AM into the back alley
>7 Nigerians are outside smoking
>'give me your wallet and phone'..'were all going to fuck this bitch too'
Pick 4 Nationals to follow you out of the pub and help you in the fight to come
>Pole: proud, hard head, hard hitting, not afraid to fight
>Serb: solid Slav, no stranger to combat
>Aussie: another solid cunt with healthy sense of fuckall
>Welsh: hometown, proud, not afraid to fight
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Welsh people aren't a nationality. In fact it's even a bit of a stretch calling them people.
only rednecks voted for drumpf
Puerto Rican with a sharp object
4 numale canadians for them to rob while i run away.
Somalia, Tchad andNiger, then we all go home to fuck my gf, with me watching of course
Why does that fluffer have some mascara on?
Been to the UK four times, hit all the regions. Welsh are my favorite by a long stretch. Got into a fight with some Turks in Cardiff, Welshbro and his friends were quick to help
A Colombian grill, a slav, a pollack and a a swed so if push came to shove and we lost we could push the swed to them and he will naturally start prepping the bull giving us time to escape
I pull out my gun because I'm American. I then tell them to apologize about laughing at my mule...my mule don't like people laughing. They don't apologize. They get blown away.
She's all natural
>you and your gf
I stopped there, i am lucky enough to not have a woman to walk out in the night and care about.
You'rein the UK Poncho, no guns
Im not white so i can pull the minority card to get away with it
Swede: A healthy dose of viking blood in the group
French: They were once a cultural powerhouse, they defenitely aren't going to be defeated by a handful of niglets.
British: Once they were a globe-spanning empire, now I can use that strength to kill violent nignogs
Canadian: The leaf never stops
Name one thing that would defeat my team, I dare you.
COME AND TAKE THEM
What if you boipussy was at stake?...oh nevermind
You mean a credit card?
A stiff breeze
Russians or eastern Europeans as they also dislike black people.
Give me 4 Russians. Their skulls are practically made of steel.
Yes but who has the longest foreskin? That's who I'll choose
Filthy eurofags
>i am lucky enough to not have a woman to walk out in the night and care about.
Holy shit, i don't what is satyre anymore
4 Serbs.
>7 Nigerians and a promise of vegan dinner after
3 ausfags and a Midwesterner
No city cucks tho
i don't go out in bars like every criminal does. No law abiding healthy citizen does that. Americans of course cannot understand that, being the sons of prostitutes and murderers.
The ground I walk on becomes America for that moment, which means that another country's laws never apply to me.
SHALL
an aussie with a bottle to glass the cunts with
a scotsman because they are perfect for fighting after a pub session
a football hooligan from milwall so english
a south african because they know what to do to shitskins
4 Poles. They know the score as a country about these invaders.
3 Russians carrying a hammer
Just toe-sized troll
>Native Brit
From wherever I'm at. He deserves to be there for this beatdown, and I might need local connections after this one. Plus, I'm a mutt and we need one straight anglo.
>Eastern European/Slav
I need to remove kebab. Enough said.
>Pole
I need somebody who knows these bastards are evil and who already hates them.
>A Big Black Dude
Either a Brit or an American. Maybe an Aussie.
4 Texas cowboys.
The belt buckles can be used as makeshift weapons.
Then we all get drunk and eat steak.
4 ice giants
1 aussie (cheering & funny accent)
1 pole (alpha)
2 serbs (FVKING BUFFED)
>visiting West Pakistan in current year
>Maybe an Aussie.
Like an abbo? They would just drink whats in the garbage can and pass out in the middle of the road
Actually, replace the big black dude with an Israeli. If this dude's old enough to drink, he's probably military, too, and he hates these guys.
any eastern europeans they always carry knives
It's refreshing to see someone on Sup Forums who actually knows that buckles and belts are a solid weapon in a street fight
Russian #1.
Russian #2.
Russian #3.
Russian #4.
That's 4 Nationals, right?
Actual answer :
1 Swede (to immediately surrender to the nogs)
1 Brazilian(to record the buttrape of the Swede and post it on liveleak)
1 serb and 1 pole to do actual fighting
The only correct answer
All fantasies aside, a lot of Russians are manlets
That doesn't impact their skull bashing ability at all. Manlet complex doesn't exist in Russian society. Hence Putin.
American (ex marine)
Thai (knows kick boxing)
Italian (has a temper, history of removing kebab)
Boer (removes nigs)
A fellow, actual Irishman and two actual Scotts.
Crazy drunk fucks who don't know what giving up means, let's pound some niggers.
NOT
Idk man, I met a lot of 5'7 intellectuals in Russia that didn't look like they were up for a fight
>tfw 6' king of the manlets
w-will people laugh at me if I wear tall boots lads?
4 israelis
Four Poles. It's not even a fuckin debate at this point.
4 noth brazilians, they are really good at mma.
>Thai (knows kick boxing)
Or they are a ladyboy, and why would they fight for some whiteboi unless they intended to suck him off?
as long as they look proportional nobody should really notice
Give me 4 good arayan Germans and we should be ok
>the bantz
Of course my team are all males and high testosterone.
Should have specified: 4 non-liberast non-Moscow dwellers. Find some rural Siberian bros or mono-gorod Rust-belt khrushevki dwellers and you're solid. Typically too poor and not connected enough to have bribed their way out of conscription.
Yeah all the Poles I've met are pretty friendly, but if you cross a certain line they are up for a fight and really don't give a fuck about consequences
This is not a fantasy thread
Swede (will befriend the nigerians)
Frenchman (will lull the nigerians with poetry)
American Liberal (will calm them with free hug)
German (will offer up ass to make them happy)
psh
PSH
Ill fucking tickle em fancy with my leaf powers
4 Poles
>eating soy
>high test
I've only been to Moscow and St.Burg. I'm sure there are a shitton of bonecrushing sambo-practicing Russians off in the boondocks
I'd probably take a local bong hooligan for his knowledge of the place and three German neonazis thugs with me. They're tough, used to fight outnumbered and they speak my language.
>Welsh
A communist Welsh or a feminist Welsh? Either way probably not gonna be that helpful but still I'd like to know which.
You just need four of us: two to deck the cunts, two to film and comment
Placing hool before just about any nationality will give a solid response. Euro hools are hardy, street trained, and fight ready. It's a shame US does not have a hool subculture
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This thread has creative meme potential
say that again and I'll glass u, ya cunt
I've fought alongside Auss-fags, it's a pleasure.
>Russian
>Russian
>Russian
>Russian
Just give me four scousers, we'll fight them all off and end up stealing their shit instead.
...and there's a whole lot more of us than there is of you.
3 surb one pole
2 polacks, 1 german and a chilean
never choose italian, they will run away
Gonna throw a wrench into this, Ameri-lards lets do states.
1. Arkansan - Fellow hometown lad. Hardheaded Scots-irish hillbilly from the Ozarks will relish the ability to bash some nogs.
2. Oklahoman - Quiet, wiry farm-boy used to hard work all day stacking hay and getting into fights every weekend at the bar.
3. Texan (Rural) - Muh freedom, muh marlboro, muh beat the fuck out of people to make sure they "don't mess with Texas".
4. Louisianan - anyone who'll live in that bayou shithole is tough as hell. They also have that autistic Cajun rage.
Nigerians will not stand a chance.
Where did the Chilean come from? I'm a fan of the females, but neve knew the males to be handy.
Maybe a couple of drunk Irishmen an aussie and a serb
>Where did the Chilean come from?
from a helicopter, we need it later
the german is there to repair it
A rude remark
Pretty much the only Americans I would consider, but the catch would be they all wrestled in HS
You haven't experienced Russia until you've been out in the sticks my man. Sauna and drinking with the bros, wandering around the dirt village streets in a track suit drunk, etc
t. Siberian living in US
>Pick 4 Nationals
>Offers a choice of 4 foreigners
Fuck that, I pick 4 nationals.
Also I'm sending my gf back to the pub to hammer on the door until whoever is locking up lets her in.
>3 Swedes
>1 Somalian
We'll get our asses kicked, but it'll be funny to watch the Swedes apologize to the Somali as we do.
give me one ulster-scot and we'll show those nogs the meaning of the red right hand.
Royal Rumble of who gets sodomized first
>Mfw Ulster-Scot from Ozarks
C-c-c-can we beat nogs together sempai
> An Irish with a broken pint
> A Polack (helped us against turks)
> Romanian from rural Transylvania
> Dragan the serbian kebab remover
It's not a credible scenario for me, anyway.
>you and your gf
4 swedish bois to offer to the Nigerians instead of my girlfriend
as stated before, what if you boipussy was at stake?
Luckily I'm a sociopathic so I don't care what they do to her, there's 3.5 billion more chicks for me
But I'd rather not lose my wallet
So
>Hero
I'm the American so duh.
>Sidekick
Englishman, he makes witty quips in battle. Skilled user of insults & banter and upsets the enemy until he cries.
>Big guy
Scotsman. Ferocious master of the forbidden art of Whiskey-Fist and the deadly Glasgow Kiss technique.
>Welshman
Don't make him angry, ewe wouldn't like him when he's angry
>Irishman
Probably the second most powerful fighter in the group, his pure Celtic heritage has made him immune to pain. Inventor of the famine fury technique, should be familiar to the africans
I pick 4 colombians from the autodefense forces.
I say to the niggers plata o plomo, niggers work for me now and will sell my products to whitey
4 Irish traveller lads.
Le Fedora Master
I pick one Chechen, one Pole, one Serb and one Russian