>> be me, 27, new attorney
>> arguing motion before african american judge and against a 7/10 lady prosecutor
>> say it only gets nigger if we dont resolve this
>>judge overhears
>> be me, sweating bullets
>> prosecutor is like wtf
>> take drink and gurgle water in front of judge
>> baliff like wtf
>>court reporter like wtf
>> prosecutor fux
>> motion granted dont give a fuck
> be me, 27, new attorney
Blake James
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Ian Bell
>27 year old attorney
Jace Edwards
what kind of law and motion?
Jaxon Turner
motion to supress
James Sanchez
so thatd be criminal law.
hope your not a public defender
good read if you havent already
amren.com
are DA's as much as assholes to you as they are to the defendants?
Adam Walker
They are less ballsy.
Julian James
how new are you
Nicholas Baker
I would rather be a garbage man than a public defender. Do you enjoy working 90 hours/week for $45,000/yr?
James Ross
admitted to the Bar 1 year ago.
Not a public defender. I definitely do enjoy my 70ish hour weeks for over 100k a year though.
Jacob Richardson
Good for you, if you're telling the truth. What market?
Angel Mitchell
I want to believe, OP
Chase Nguyen
what is belief? do you agree that truth is subjective?
Logan Allen
Truth is objective, faggot.
Logan Green
is it?
Brandon Brooks
If all niggers and muslims simply disappeared tomorrow, the world would be a better place. That is an objective truth.
Carson Harris
Can't disagree, even if I could try.
Ian Martin
> 27, new attorney
> motion to supress
CAN'T SPELL SUPPRESS
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
Christopher Jones
IT IS 4:48 in the fucking morning.
Fuck You
Ryder Baker
I want to believe you're not a faggot.... wanted
Anthony Rivera
This pasta already tastes old. What do you want? At 10/10 good thread make me some bread?
Niggers
Blake Rodriguez
SUPRESS MY VINEGARY BALLS FAGGET
Ayden Bailey
>Fuck You
only niggers capitalize like this
no such thing as a nigger attorney at 27.
William Fisher
> THE OP IS A NIGGER FAGGET
CASE DISMISED
Kayden Ward
How can truth be objective if evidence and logic are subjective, shitlord?
Carson Myers
...
Hunter Flores
Checkmate. Looks like I win again, shitlord.
Adrian Peterson
Objection, asked and answered.
Colton Butler
You fucked the prostituor?
Bentley Myers
OBJECTION OP AS WELL AS BEING A NIGGER FAGGET IS NOW GETTING UPPITY
Nicholas Allen
why are you awake? cocaine?
Carson Wright
shit
*gurles water*
Ian Gutierrez
post dick next to law degree
they both better be adequate