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Let's see how autistic you really are
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The ability to make OP not a faggot
The power to mind control someone AND make them think they made it out of their free will.
The power to make digits repeat themselves
taking enough lsd that you can vibrate yourself into existence through time and space at whichever grateful dead show you happened to be listening to
The ability to change underwear at will
Funny. That's my power.
Actually it's mine
hahahaha yeah no it's mine, kid
The ability to alter the atoms and make them explode within the area of effect
The ability to roll anyone and anything into a star
The ability to contact girls from another dimension.
The power to lower your opponents standards below your own, effectively putting yourself above them even with your most average skill.
the power to get redditors off my anime board
The ability to make niggers white.
The ability to manipulate the theory of relativity.
the power to change the genre of the manga the character is in
But it only effects 1 cent pieces of currency.
FINDS A WAY
The power to summon a sword, and gain vague telekinetic powers plus a physical boost when angry.
transfer your consciousness to anything and retain your awareness+knowledge. You can be a cat, a rock, a girl, a fish, a jet plane, anything.
Aha, you tried to trick me, but I see now that your power is actually to prevent digits from repeating in your posts!
The power to make OP stop sucking dicks.
Been done before in naruto of all places
The power to make Sup Forums a good board.
Alright, fine. How about control shadows and anything they touch?
Every time you cut off a body part, you gain the ability to control the weather for short bursts of time.
FUCK YOU THAT WAS MY DIGIT POWER ASSHOLE
I'll be taking that back, thank you
Yeah, but really repeating digits is my power.
manipulate dark matter
manipulation of oils
controlling liquids with a certain specific gravity
Wait, these are all
The power to bring back Moot.
Fakers. Repeating digits are mine.
the ability to have full power on lolis?
you are walking near a loli and they start following, once in your home they get naked and etc etc.
You are not fooling me this time, Kubo
Ability to orgasm when you stop time.
Ability to make people orgasm just by making eye contact
The ability to freely manipulate the libido of anyone I desire, at any time.
The power to get a job.
The power to be a ballsy MC who ends up fucking all the girls
To have an endless supply of shit that you fling at your enemies overhead catapult style using your very long dick.
Power to always be behind someone.
It'll be the perfect formula for *teleports behind you* and you can have the character angst about how everyone's always in front of them.
The ability to be in a decent story
The ability to post "boku no pico" and it becomes the only anime the OP ever saw, will see, and loves
The ability to sit anywhere without a chair. You just sit down and you sit there suspended in the air
The ability to accumulate luck and use it anytime.
The ability to
The power to transform your own saliva into any condiment/sauce once spat. What do I win?
Didn't sakamoto just do this?
The power to make the opposite of everything you say true
The twist to it is that you can't lie and only say what you believe will happen
Crocs ass killer. Your weapon is an endless supply of sharp pink crocs (you know those ugly slippers) that goes in your target's anus. It's very slow and very painful.
Ok that's pretty cool
You can run at superhuman speeds, jump ridiculous distances, dodge at lightning speeds and have super strength, eye-hand coordination and awareness, only if you yell certain things off the top of your lungs.
Run past your enemy
Uppercut him from behind
Teleport in front of him and kick him back down
The power of reverse friendship. The more pople like and support the MC, the more powerful I become. Because I'm a bitter cunt who despises the power of friendship trope more than highschool settings.
Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you", they proceed to ejaculate with immense force.
it's been done senpai
That is a pretty common one.
Witness my power
Manifest an ethereal kestrel that I can control at will, whose psyche is connected to mine, and use it to retrieve valuable information.
The ability to be immensely gifted at any skill you just pick up and no matter the odds you will always emerge victorious in the end. You also have the ability to make friends super easily and they will always be by your side and can be counted on.
Ability to turn doors
into door-shaped guns
The power of money and possibility control.
The ability to telepathically and silently disable people's space heaters without breaking them.
The ability to be a part of a 26-episode series and wear a different outfit every episode.
The ability to cash in anything at any time. Ever had embarrassing moments? Cash those in. Might not get much, but it's something. You can also cash in unique experiences for money, like the first faps as a teen, and then relive the entire experience since your mind and body forgot what they feel like.
The op said to come up with powers, not to demonstrate your lack of them.
The power to make people stuck in the clothes they're wearing.
Subtle yet very cruel
ability to kill self and not respawn
And different hair styles if applicable
Does your birthday suit also count?
This is important.
No one ever changes clothes anyways.
If they are naked at the time are they stuck like that or will the first clothes they put on be the ones affected?
I can call people from alternate universe with my phone.
The ability to change the meaning of words and language. One second your opponent is thinking to himself, and then suddenly he can't understand what he's saying in his head.
Name me one anime then.4
Araki taking down notes while watching this thread
Sup Forums: the anime fucking when?
The ability to physically manipulate the scene. The character is at a mexican standoff with his opponent, and then grabs some of the few drawn bricks on the wall in the background and tosses at him. He could also grab the skyscrapers in the distance and use them like baseball bats/swords, since they'd stay at that reduced scale due the distance and perspective of the shot he grabbed them from
The power to make copies of oneself after making some hand gesture.
A power which manifests itself like an STI. After sleeping with someone who has the disease you end up gaining the power itself but it only fades if you actually sleep with another person, people with AIDs/HIV are your weakness.
The ability to get singles.
That sounds pretty cool, but how would it work? Would you be changing the official, dictionary meanings of words, or just the individual perception of them?
Dood, same show again. Are you fucking retarded?
The perception of the words. Whatever definition they know is suddenly gone and jumbled up. It's a new, foreign word for them. They can only undo it by reading a dictionary.
The ability to see each individual frame of the near future or near past like an animation that is overlaying onto itself in photoshop, and having the ability to leap into that spot in time by interacting with that frame.
Yfw Chrollo kills Hisoka with one of the powers ITT
Ability to produce shit and actually sell it.
This popular mangaka has it:______
Also Medaka Box to an extent. Medaka is the incarnation of luck.
JJBA says high.
The ability to get all three starters in Pokemon Red/Blue without trading or using glitches.
My bad, it's been awhile. What about the ability to create many self-learning clones to accumulate knowledge?
That legit sounds like a Stand ability. I'm actually surprised Araki hasn't done something like that yet.
The ability to crash a thread.
With no survivors.
Every time my name is mentioned I can gain the powers that people ascribe to the word or those words.
The ability to inflict your past wounds onto an enemy. Broke your leg as a child? Bam! Your foe suddenly has a broken leg. Theoretically, you could go ahead and inflict on yourself a bunch of different injuries, and then use them later on if need be. The catch is you still have to recover from them as you would normally, and you can indeed die. All you can do is inflict whatever you've suffered before.
the ability to cross from the 3d dimension to the 2d dimension via suicide
The ability to have someone love me for who I truly am.
The ability to change the definitions of words through time travel, but only their definitions.
The power to make ohters aware that they're in a fictional work but they can't tell anyone about it.
A world where tattoos give special powers according to whatever the tattoo is.
The ability to feel.
Wouldn't that just be regular time travel and butterfly effect shit?
Alright so you're trolling.
I just tried to find it and I couldn't, the only power that I think is similar to the ability I described is from Donnie Darko but he can't interact with past or future frames, he can only see the near future or near past as a timeline.
They did something like this in paranoia agent.
Whatever you think: Jojo did it.
The power to make anime great again.
This could be an idea for a new shonen manga. Instead of rings, or orbs, or fruit, or weapons, or keys, have tattoos be the source of power.
I'd have the ability to steal people's ideas by making a thread about it on an anonymous image board dedicated to vietnamese flip books.
Not in an anime or manga though... and you aren't actually traveling in time, you're just picking the new definition.
Already done, I guess.
the ability to make a post that generates lots of replies which makes me very happy
ive seen that before somewhere
not the power to be the very best that no one ever was
I need to know which writer stole my idea
You already have that ability.
The ability to use colour to influence how someone feels. Like, if I showed them the colour red, they'd go into a blind rage, if I showed them the colour blue, they'd be tranquil and calm, if I showed them the colour black, they'd want to kill themselves.
Honestly could be a pretty neat idea. Especially if you could design tattoos (powers) as the show progressed to gain more powers or skills
This should be an anime/manga
That's a cool idea anon
thats actually pretty original
You already have that ability, friend. Depending on how many (you)s you get should determine what level you are.
damn thats clever as fuck actually, i want to see this incorporated into an actual character
The power to control someone's bowel movements. Making them shit their pants uncontrollably and losing from shame
The ability to merge every version of you across multiple universes acting as one for a limited amount of time.
makes me very happy
fill the void for a short time
The ability to manipulate opposites, in every possible manner through contact..
Healed wounds can reopen, matter can be turned into antimatter and the ability to make people who have forgotten any topic immediately remember.
The ability to learn from the experiences of your future self, or perfectly recall past experiences to the point of hallucinating them to vivid detail
I could dig a Hajime no Ippo style manga where one person must face off against another in tournament style fighting with having to use their tattoo powers that their partners put on their body to try to win.
elaborate. is the user able to select which universes are merged? how?
I don't remember well, it's a manga where the tatoo of MC are abstract art and give the power to cancel other powers.
The ability to make Down Syndrome contagious, whoever you touch transformers into a Downs person.
The power to predict the future, except all of the predictions you make are the exact opposite of what will happen.
The power to call any phone in the world and force its owner to answer
The power to consume substances and transfer their effects to those around you (like taking LSD and making everyone else in the room trip)
The ability to make others reply to you and call you a faggot. Just watch.
Rick and Morty did that first
The power to change your own mood at will forcefully whenever you want.
Useful for people who have mood swings or depression and helps people act or spy or deal with presentations etc
No idea if this actually has been done, but if it has I'd like to see how they did it.
Being able to create, (dis)connect, and manipulate locally superimposed planes of copies of spatial existence. For example, say there's normally just one spatial plane where everything is, but someone with this power could create a second layer and transfer their own body into it, with no connection to the first one, and thus they'd be able to phase right through physical objects. Of course, that'd also mean they'd immediately phase right through the ground as well, so they'd have to create a third layer too, with the ground being the base, the walls they want to walk through being connected to the base, and themselves being connected to the base but not to the wall layer. This would also mean they could wield weapons that can strike their opponent while simultaneously rending their own body completely immune to physical contact, despite holding their weapon at the same time.
They'd also be able to distort certain aspects of the copied planes, meaning that with some creative uses of layer manipulation they could fly, teleport, create barriers, make illusions, become invisible, transfer sounds or sights from afar to themselves or to others, or create short-term clones of objects. However, all of these things would have a limited distance to the user, and harder things take a tougher mental toll. They also couldn't flat out erase something from existence, only transfer things from one layer to the next. All these things require continuous conscious control, so if knocked unconscious all the layers collapse back into their base form again.
i think a neat nen ability would be a dodgeball that gives people an extra chromosome or something on impact
whoever you touch transformers into a Downs person.
Do they have the choo chee choo chee choo?
Fuck. How about sounds instead of colours?
Taboo Tattoo maybe?
Didn't read that in an eternity but it feels like that should be it.
Nice dubs, faggot.
Also the ability to get dubs apparently...
The power to have the properties of rubber but not gum
Didn't the captain of the zero squad do something like this in bleach?
I refuse to call you that.
Fucking flaming lesbian.
the power to modify the case of typed letters without having to erase and retype them
IT WOULD BE EBIC DESU SENPAI
I will confirm it. Wait a bit.
You still got caught by his first part of his ability
Rick and Morty is not an anime or manga
The power to make my dick act like a roofie. As soon as I penetrate you you wont be able to remember anything until I'm done and out of you.
never watched bleach but just looked it up. he can "curse" people's names, it says, but that isn't quite the same i imagine
Or what about a gambling ability similar to D'arby brothers in Jojo where you bet on chromosomes and with each one you lose the riskier it becomes since you'll be making more retarded decisions.
The ability to always dodge attacks meant to actually do damage, but you are now hit by half-assed attacks. You know how in movies sword fights are always choreographed and rarely will attacks be within measure of a person? Those are your bane, whereas a proper, well done attack with killing intent will be easy to dodge.
One piece (sort of)
Just from the summary it looks like that might be it, but it doesn't seem like it's based around the idea of Tattoos. Only references Superpower wiki has are some character from Seven Deadly Sins that uses it to make weapons and another that has a giant tattoo of a snake and can bring it to life.
Taboo Tattoo is getting an anime next season though so that might be cool.
Pretty sure MS word already has that for a while now
Qualia the Purple
The power of anti-friendship. You can break up nakamas and ensure childhood promises go unfulfilled.
but what would the prize be?
Power to transform anything and everything into anything else.
It's easy. Just make up any power where there's no conflict. No story. Just stupid chaos.
telekinetic ability that communicates with any version of my self (any vice versa, as in a different version of me contacts me), throughout parallel universes and mutli-verses
also when we sleep, we can appear in some astral plane place to meet up if we so wish.
I don't remember which chapter cause it's been a while but there was something like erasing the definition of a word from that quincy guy's knowledge, so that he couldn't use some power. Had to do with manipulating the names of things.
Kek, fair enough, didn't know this existed.
Turning bodily wastes into a weapon. i.e. controlling poop
That would be telepathic
I think that's in a manga.
You obviously get your chromosomes back the way they were before the gambling match began but I guess the prize can be whatever the participants agree on.
Would actually be pretty cool to see a villain and MC battle like this with the MC becoming more and more fucked due to losing chromosomes and ending up with horrible conditions.
The ability to turn into a one dollar bill whenever you want, and the moment they put their eyes on you they pick you up on the spot. You can only turn back if they put you down somewhere.
Well fuck, time to delete my shitty light novel.
Have the properties of gum and rubber.
Ability to make someone have diarrhea
ahh alright, i was thinking maybe the winner could have their genetic code "purified"
It's not what I remember. I think it's like "Not lives" a kind of game, but MC don't control the body of a girl.
How about THIS ability?
This sounds like someone's weird-ass fetish.
Why? It's a light novel you can get away with being a talentless hack.
Taboo Tattoo is getting an anime
Well looks like i gotta reread it sometimes.
The ability to give yourself or others extra chromosomes
power to manipulate capsaicin levels in foods and other substances at will
ok, telepathic then
The ability to turn colors into sound then
if not then vice versa
The power to instantly add more Drills and booster to any lifeform you want.
Genetic code could be something like a currency I guess. If you win not only do you keep your chromosomes intact but you also gain your opponents genetic code, either to strengthen your own like in Highlander or currency for something, I got nothing in that area.
Only if you can steal other people's tattoos by beating them in battle.
The ability to turn someone's fingers into those biscuit fingers that you make trifle from.
check this five
the power to communicate with fruit
If anyone knows of either of these things I'd like to know. They don't seem all that unique but I've never seen them.
1: Person has real actual lives in multiple universes that are super different. Every time they fall asleep in one, the next time they wake up they are in another, cycling through the universes they are in. However, when the cycle gets back to the first one again, when they wake up it's exactly when they would have woken up without the power, so it almost makes it feel like every other world is a dream. They're all real though.
2: Life is like a game emulator in the sense that they have a certain number of slots where they can save/load "states" from, so that they can choose alternate ways to live their life out or just plain fix a mistake that just happened. Even if they go off one branch, if they had a state saved on it then they could go back to the branch like nothing happened, except they remember.
3: Being able to change the full sex and gender of a target (including themself) down to the genetic level, but when it happens history doctors itself as if that is how it always was. I could see some obscure doujin doing this where the protag is hopeless with most women but has a super hot best bro, then transforms him into a super hot grill that gets along with him just as great as the best bro did.
I'm taking notes as we speak for the fanfiction I'm writing. Thanks, guys.
#2 is an ability in UQ Holder, except she only has one save. And there's also some other weird time stuff going on.
Manipulate elements, no fire water and all that avatar bullshit, manipulate actual chemical elements, all of them, and do nuclear fusion and cool ass science shit.
So everyone is retarded in it?
Word of God. User can modify any religious text in any way. The changes made are immediately committed and history instantly changes itself to reflect the impact made.
They had a machine that could do 3 in Sora no Otoshimono. Best boy becomes best girl.
He also becomes a floor.
The power to make dubs appear at will
What, like mercury and the like?
At least say which ideas you are using faggot.
And post it if you ever finish it.
You sound lonely, anon.
the power to use the console commands, "hacks", of the world where you live.
this /b/ thread still alive
Looks like I don't have it
I'm more surprised you didn't pick up on the subtle jab at every generic MC ever. But hey, what can you do.
the ability to have your strength and durability increased by how long you've been awake,there is no upper limit to this so long as you stay awake but you still feel the affects of sleep deprivation.
a sword 20 feet long and weighing 20 grams, but only has a 20% probability to remove atoms in its path. atoms removed are completely, utterly destroyed as well as the energy that made them up
the ability to essentially turn someone into a harem protag
and also turn their harem into sluts that like being gangbanged by faceless old men, at a later time
The ability to be Rey from Star Wars?
The ability to delete threads with pay.
oh, forgot one important part. only atoms touching the very very edge of the sword are destroyed - there is a 1 atom window
The user is nigh-omnipotent, but becomes less powerful the more people who know of his power
Damnit I laughed
Side with the AI and trample all over humanity..
Who from what movie?
Anon you know you shouldn't talk about things that only exist in your fantasy.
Yea i found the movie to be that bad
You've an interesting obsession with the number twenty, anon. Would you like to explain it further? Or did you just pluck that number out of your arse?
The ability to teach yourself anything you want while you're asleep. If you wanted to learn piano, you could lucid dream that you're a concert-level pianist and you'd have the knowledge once you woke up. You could use it to know fighting techniques, lock-picking, anything that can learn even if it would normally take a lifetime. The restriction is that you can't instantly learn memories or the thoughts of another person.
It'd preferably be in a scenario where the MC starts out absolutely shit and ditsy but by the end they're godlike.
just picked a number that fit nicely into all 3 variables is all. might be more interesting as 10/10/10
Down to what level would you have control? Because according to E=MC^2, if you converted just 500 grams of water (about a standard water bottle size) into pure energy, you'd generate 45 quadrillion Joules of energy. In weapon terms, that's over 1000 kilotons of TNT, and the bombs dropped on Japan were only about 10 kilotons each.
I like this.
It's actually one of the abilities I'd like to have irl too. Endless possibilities and i get to sleep.
Able to summon things from books, but they always come out as if there was a typo or a printing mistake in the description or definition.
That's a nice comic, anon.
So, 4chan: the ability.
Ability to live a normal life.
Is it SoL?
The ability to grant other people abilities they want but you can never have any other abilities for yourself. So some people would praise you for spreading happiness but you'd be bitter at how you get to watch other people being happy without having that for yourself.
The ability to decide what will happen the 3rd day of every month by voting comments posted in a shady website.
The power to control life with a TV remote, starring Eddie Murphy
Adam Sandler you mean, idiot
Nah, it's Tom Green.
and half a dozen other guys.
The ability to manipulate salt.
The ability to gain years on your life by feeling extremely happy. Likewise, feeling like shit can take years off. You have the ability to share this with one person, and only one.
It could be some shitty romance where the girl that the MC likes is dying and he has to cheer her up to help her live forever, although initially they don't talk to each other.
User is fixed in place and is incapable of movement. User summons a bow, a quiver with 30 arrows and a training dummy 50 feet away. Arrows that hit the dummy randomly affects different aspects of a target's personality.
Alterable traits: anxiety, hostility, depression, self-consciousness, impulsiveness, vulnerability, warmth, gregariousness, assertiveness, activity, excitement-seeking, positive emotions, fantasy, aesthetics, feelings, actions, ideas, values, trust, straightforwardness, altruism, compliance, modesty, tender-mindedness, competence, order, dutifulness, achievement striving, self-discipline, deliberation
Should the user somehow hit the back of the dummy, the target completely loses what personality they have and essentially becomes the user's servant.
Fuck off your racist shit
The ability to get others to check these digits
Additionally, each missed arrow brings the user more and more pain, moreso if the missed arrow flies more than 75ft. Missing any 5 shots is immediate brain death.
This is some /qst/ level shit right here. I can see a whole series of threads dedicated around this power.
I could see some Death-note/Higashi no Eden mix.
5 statements will happen every week.
4 moderators and the posters decide the statements by vote.
The moderators have 3 months to kill the administrator or they will die.
Mc becomes a moderator after his post killed one.
Well it's a good thing atoms never fully contact one another. Unless the edge of your sword forms covalent bonds with any atom.
just grant someone the ability to give you the ability to grant yourself abilites
Wow this is possibly the most uninteresting power in the thread. There's no trade offs and no weaknesses, it's just a Mary Sue power.
The power to manipulate the properties of my cum. I just fap, point my dick in the direction of my opponent, and cum at him. I can then change the material of the cum to that of a bullet, or a laser beam and kill him dead.
Two wood blocks that, when struck together, clear all weather conditions for 25 miles in every direction for ten seconds.
In using this ability, there exists a 75% probability to receive a special splinter on one of their fingers. If any form of water touches this splinter, or the user walks into an environment too humid, the splinter will go all the way through the finger and out the other side.
You can make the perfect first impression. You can essentially make everyone like you or achieve whatever you want (talking info out of someone etc) but only that first time you meet-everything else is up to you.
The MC can use it to flirt with girls or even to save the world, but he's totally inept once left to himself.
nichijou did it
but you can never have any other abilities for yourself
self-superceding clause m8
good point, that didn't occur to me. would a three atom window suffice?
The ability to 'slow down' time by thinking very fast. MC uses it to win in fights and shit but then his girlfriend or crush or whatever is about to get shot so he goes into overdrive and re-calculates the entire universe from scratch just to come up with a way to save her.
He then proceeds to CQC the bad guys, picks up the gun, fires 3 bullets into the air, then shoots himself in the head because ignorance is bliss.
No? You'd still just never be touching the atoms. The problem isn't the width, it's the very properties of atomic interaction.
You can only learn one thing per dream and the MC suffers from insomnia. They're also initially selfish and waste the power on pointless shit.
You now realize that everything posted here is public domain and I can take every one of your ideas and legally use them in my own story.
I won't because I can't write though. ;_;
Grant someone the ability to get rid of your inability to be granted abilities, then grant another person the ability to grant you abilities.
Technically that's false but there's nothing stopping you from claiming you thought of it yourself.
The power to get an erection
when you dont want it
Magi already did it.
The main character turns into a girl when splashed with hot water, and turns into a guy when splashed with cold water.
That's still just going to take them slightly longer to become masters of everything.
SHIT A PROBLEM, I MUST GET TO MY SLEEPING PILLS
I got my thoughts mixed up when I typed that up. to better respond, may I ask what the distance between the atoms of the sword and the object being interacted with would be during "slicing"?
Anyone can be an ideas guy. Nearly anyone could realistically come up with a story to rival Tolkein or whoever you care about given time, but you don't have the means to turn the idea into anything more.
the power to translate anything but only into a language nobody understands
Depends on the atoms. Even then I couldn't give you a concrete answer because I really don't want to try to do the math on the repulsion.
It's an inherent part of the power, it CAN'T be removed. Also, you're entirely missing the point. If you need a technical way to reconcile it, say that you are the only source of abilities in your universe, but abilities generated from your own ability can't affect your parent ability by their nature, similarly to how you physically can't just pick up your body and carry yourself as a means to fly. In that case, you'd need a traveler from an entirely different universe to come do something about it.
Did they do a plot where the MC's amnesiac self has to unravel the mystery behind shooting himself in the head in a perfect manner to erase the last day of his memory though?
I liked the concept of flawed super powers in Charlotte. I kinda wish there were a decent show that could touch on that idea.
oh well, it's an anime power to begin with, so not like it matters all that much anyways
not that guy but you also haven't explained the nature of "removal". are you saying it defies the law of conservation of matter, so that being removed actually erases their very existence?
Grant someone the ability to scry universes for someone else with your abilities, then grant another person the ability to create a door between the realities.
Not that good ideas are necessarily that important.
A good idea taken by an average writer will end up being an average story.
An average idea taken by a good writer will end up being a good story.
This is why "idea guys" are shit.
yes, exactly - though, being the simpleton i am, i have no clue what ramifications that kind of thing carries
The ability to create a door to a parallel universe (you don't know what's changed but it's only one-two things). As soon as you step through the door seals permanently behind you.
You seem hell-bent on making sure you're able to have that part of the condition removed, which again, is entirely missing the point.
Being able to use the clouds and form them into any weapon you can imagine.
I'm breaking the one drawback of your power for fun. I like seeing how easily these flawed heroes ideas can be turned perfect.
The ability to make anything appear on a screen at will (whether it be a TV or a computer monitor or even a phone screen). The process can be deliberate and subtle, like making it look like a hot girl just invited your friend on a date on Facebook. It can also be automated, like you could force someone's TV in a specific house to play episodes of your favorite anime nonstop all night.
No, it's not that retarded.
lucky for you neither would most of your audience. that's still a less sticky situation than if you tried to erase them while obeying that law, because then it'd just be converted into energy. in that case, so much energy would be generated at the first impact that it would blow up everything in the vicinity. rather than being a slashing weapon, it's a sword that if you poke anything with it, a crater is formed and everything is dead.
The power to teleport inside people
I bet not one of the abilities stated in this thread isn't already on Superpower Wiki.
This would be a
The ability to turn anyone you touch into an /a/non. Which instantly makes you an autistic.
In that case, it has a kill-switch-like feature built in. All of the abilities generated from it are tied to it, so if by some chance an external and equal power was able to erase it, not only would you lose the ability to grant abilities, all other abilities you've ever generated would disappear, making many people very unhappy. You'd be selfishly sacrificing everyone else's acquired happiness in order to ease your suffering that not many people would sympathize with.
I make memes when I nut Kill me
The ability to make one person speak nothing but the inner thoughts of other person. It end after 1 hour.
intriguing, thanks for the info anon.
honestly that might make an interesting power on its own. maybe a toothpick that, when stabbed, will remove one atom (or a few) from its end and convert it/them into pure energy
The ability to make people believe they're in an Asanagi doujin
The ability to turn people into doors with punches.
No, that genuinely sounds like shit. I don't know if it's your fanfiction or from an actual story, but it's shit. Sorry.
Stands. You wont see their powers in other stories.
Seriously, they have the most unique and confusing powers you'll ever seen. I think part 5 takes the cake on stands wathefuckery.
Just read about them. Hell, people still debate how the fuck pic related powers works.
And don't let me start with "Requiem" stands
If you were able to find me the page for that'd be great. I doubt it's out there but if someone else independently came up with it already I'd want to meet them and pick their brain.
The ability to be happy.
all CGDCT ever
change the color of peoples skin. end racism and create a perfect world of only pale beauties
The power to turn whatever situation you are into a hentai plot
You can shrink/grow yourself to any size you want. Shrinking yourself permanently lowers your intelligence by however small you were (being the size of a mouse the surface area of your brain is significantly smaller meaning you'd lose memories, like making a JPEG 10x10 pixels then increasing it back to its original size).
Likewise being larger wouldn't necessarily make you more intelligent instantly but would increase your potental.
converting matter into pure energy
you'll need this for reference then
also see this post for an idea of how devastating that scale is
The ability to throw boots at people, and have the boots whisper obscenities into the person's ears until they put them on.
The power to summon an army of millions that can impregnate any women it invades.
What happens afterwards though? Do I get to screw everyone around me with impunity and then things revert to normal afterwards, or does the event remain in existence? Both ways have upsides.
The power to become a cute little girl. Even better, I would be able to change back and forth at will.
We'd just fight about something else.
Or maybe we'd just be Sneetches instead
I don't know,make it random so it's more funny and you could end up on a /d/-tier plot
The power to wear jeans as a girl.
The power to place myself inside any girl, but only for 20 minutes at a time before I get sleepy.
This has a lot of potential.
Just another day at work.
One of my customers pissed on the floor and I had to clean it up.
Coworker was rubbing her breasts on me and flashing me even though it was a busy day and I want a promotion.
On the way home I got assaulted by a dominatrix. Good thing I know karate.
Are you me?
Screw being able to turn back and forth at will, though. I'd want it determined by others, or a variable that I have little control over.
I'd want to become cute anime girls that people who come into contact with me think strongly about.
The power to control your own body fat. You could use it to shift your weight to your hand, or compress it to make armor.
The ability to call the AU version of my crush.
This was in Naruto.
Wanting an australian crush
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's been updated.
Music based constructs.
A person plays an instrument and based on the rhythm and tune, it generates different constructs.
The ability to summon alternative universe version of yourself that help you in combat, the guys that has them is a "I just wanna live a normal live as a normal high schooler" self-insert faggots, but his alternative universe versions are all OC tier faggots, like a cyber-ninja chick or a old west bounty hunter.
The power to see the exact date in time someone is going to die. The user uses this power to plan out assassinations, so for exemple, if he is in a room full of people and he see that his target isn't going to die in the nearby future, he knows already that his plan isn't going to work. So he runs plans in his head again and again, until he makes a plan where every single one of his targets is dead in next few minutes, and he does it.
Go to school
Walk through gate
Trailing student exploded half way down the street
maek weaposns ot of spoeed
The power that can make his parent stop fighting.
The power that make him invisible so that he can't be bullied in school.
The second is basically Spirit Circle.
Third is similar to Saike Mata Shitemo
The ability to manipulate water, but only up to a certain density. You can't control the usual liquid water, but you could move clouds at will to clear the weather, make it dark cloudy and rainy, or cover a place with thick fog.
The ability to make someone be the best version of him/herself, when active, the caster has an uncontrollable laugh attack.
That sounds like a recipe for you getting raped 24/7/365. Which is hot to some people I guess but if that's not what you were going for, you'd need to have some way to reconcile, balance, or control that somehow.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
The power to change any written character. But only one at a time and has a kinda long cooldown.
Rohan Kishibe from JoJo Part 4 is close.
The power to change any written character for the sole purpose of those stupid japanese puns where every word looks or sounds like or can be rewritten to seem like 50 other words.
Because those are ALWAYS FUNNY.
The ability to use magic, but the spells need to be based off urban legends
The power to change the typed contents of every copy of a published book. The only restriction is that it's limited to words and you have to be holding a physical copy of the book when changing it. It can be used to stir mass hysteria and confusion in the masses. You can also use it to spread propagandist messages to everyone in your class or reading club.
I like this.
this could actually be cool
It's pretty damn hot to me, because I'm degenerate like that.
I like to imagine that it wouldn't be too frequent, though. People generally still have inhibitions even when presented with their dream girl.
Or should I throw caution to the wind and have irresistibility too? Would be fun to have it work in reverse and have a rather high libido, too.
Maybe I should be a cute anime succubus.
The power to have your dick always perfectly positioned for maximum comfort.
What could you even name that power, though? Divine Punishment?
The power to make women lactate on command.
Thanks for all the idea guys!
That succubus was one of the cutest one-episode minor characters ever.
You can do that focusing your _______ under your ass, son
No, it would be the perfect escape plan. Who would think the guy with down syndrome killed those people?
not manga, but in the plutonian comic this Japanese woman has a similar power
granted it had to be based on horror stories and she had to narrate synopsis or part of the story in order to cast it it.
I wouldn't mind you stealing my idea if you actually delivered.
The ability to delete shitposting.
The ability to fly.
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.
The ability to do it for free.
If I ever manage to become a cute anime succubus girl I'll be sure to pay you a visit, anon.
the power to turn an individual instance of a creative property (games, movies, books, etc) into a living story. so for example every other physical copy of The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword would be untouched, but this one disc that this one guy has is more or less a conduit to a living world. when it is played, it always has a completely dynamic and ever-changing story unique to that instance of the playthrough.
all of the things that happen in these living copies are things that fit thematically to the original story, so they are all things that COULD happen in that universe, but everything is generated as living instances of itself that react in real-time, meaning that if there are voiced characters in movies or games, they can say lines that were never in there originally using their voice. how the events unfold is specific to each instance, and is immensely affected by the kind of reader/viewer that owns the copy.
however, only one living copy can be made of each specific story at a time, and after the story gets finished, the physical copy instantly deteriorates into dust. so you go around distributing living copies of stories in among the regular kind, hoping that fans of that story get to see a different take on it, even though they only get to experience it once.
You might as well go to /r/anime my tomodachi.
At that place you downvote all thing you hate ;^)
Likewise. In fact, someone get the mangakas on this, I think a few of these ideas are really worth exploring.
You could apply this power to construction and paintwork. Just "jump" backwards off the roof of a building and set places where you create a invisible chair to sit on midair every few feet and apply your work to the side of the building step by step.
You can also use it for photography by going to famous cliffs and waterfalls and taking photos of the view from different vertical angles.
The ability to take anything around you, including the backround, air, ideas, an injury, etc, and turn it into some sort of gun based on whatever you took. It has unlimited ammo, however, whatever you took is permanently in gun form.
If I insert an object into my ass, I can get a blueprint of its electromagnetic blue print, being able to identify its components and also being able to track its past by following particles it has shed while moving. I am a real scientist I swear.
This would be called Medaka Box.
The power to see the entire world as a TAS
Moments in time can be rewound to be in your favor, or to foresee what will happen next.
I can get a mental image of its electromagnetic blue print*
The power to become as strong as your opponent perceives you to be.
The ability to punch people so hard they turn into doors.
The ability to swap identity in memories. So if someone remembers someone in a specific memory, you can change the identity of that person to anyone else. You can make it so that no one remember something you did by swapping someone else into the memory, or make someone remember you being someone you weren't, so you can cuck some dude by making his wife think she married you. Unlimited possibilities. Only affects memories though, and not any recorded data, and you cannot create memories that didn't happen. Any emotional connection to the memory remains.
The power to have all conceivable powers in existence.
Innately and not copy powers like Kirby.
Cheetos whenever. from the ass.
The ability to FIND a WAY.
Give back my sides
the main characters power
the ability to summon monsters from horror films, but you have to have watched the horror films.
To make stone flow like liquid and trap people in it by pushing them in and solidifying it again. Or splash it in someone's face and solidify it again or any other sneaky uses.
he thinks it's a power
Not just subconsciously ignoring them.
the part where she goes "KE-I-TA-I"
FINDS A WAY
The ability to make anyone say anything. It only makes them say the words you want them to say, so you can't make them say a variable, such as "I am X" where X is their identity. They can only repeat exact phrases. A sort of weaker form of mind control I suppose.
it really has been updated
Finds a way.
The ability to possess every power you hadn't thought of.
I think only comics did it with "The Quiz".
Would be interesting to see an anime/manga doing it.
The ability to wake up with 200 dollars every morning in your pocket. You must spend every last cent of it before the next day comes or a big black man is going to fuck you up.
The ability to manipulate the body proportions of any human.
Any emotional connection to the memory remains
so if the guy you cucked out of his marriage shows up again, your new wife will feel inexplicably attracted to them, moreso than they do to you?
The ability to change your shit into literally anything you want, whether it be an animal, a drug, a figure of your favorite anime girl, a gun, a paper with the answers to your homework, etc.
The catch is that the size and mass of the resulting object is directly limited by the volume of shit available, and that your control over the transformation is limited to the first 30 seconds after you crapped so you can't store your shit in one place for transforming it later.
Inducing a sense of unfamiliarity in someone. The target will feel distant and uncomfortable with whatever the user wishes, regardless of how long they've known about it or like it.
No, I mean the emotional connection in that memory stays with the memory, not with the identity. So if you swap yourself into the memory of someone that associates that memory with hate, then they will hate you. Conversely, if you did something to make someone hate you and swap yourself out of that memory, then they'd no longer hate you for that reason, and hate someone else because of it. However, multiple memories can influence a person's view, so you'd have to alter them all to get the same affect. Also, you can still make someone hate you by doing something to make them hate you since the power only affects memories and not present thoughts.
And while my examples involve you swapping in and out of memories, you don't need to be the one involved in the memory. It can be two other identities.
The power to make a person blink and breath manually forever
Make the target forget what it was about to do, it can be used up to 10 times in an hour but no less than 6.
sounds like a great way to rehabilitate someone with certain kinds of (mental? behavioral? not sure what the right word here is) illnesses or disorders, since you could alter the people that were in traumatic memories that they aren't overcoming and stuff like that.
Door Punch > Keit-ai
The power to enter other Manga and/or anime to fix or exploit the plot holes therein.
Wish I had that power
plaid power. Invulnerability to all thing's plaid with the ability to turn things plaid. Call it Pattern Wars, a mahou shoujo fighting the fashion police.
Jojo part 6 did this. Jailhouse Lock.
it´s about a woman that live with strangers for recover her magical powers
The power of actually getting the girl before 300 chapters of bullshittery.
The ability to turn vacuum cleaners on by clicking their heels.
A show about nothing.
It's called a job.
Been done a few times already. More frequently on LNs.
the power to change the genetic basis of human reproduction on a wide scale so that on average, children are extremely more likely to be girls than boys, leading to an upheaval in society that results in a future where harems are an everyday, standard, and encouraged facet of life where the bigger harem you have the better of a man you are.
The ability to make people seek only incensterous relationships
I'm stealing several of these for my battle harem academy plot.
The power to make high quality furniture.
If its been done, I might watch the anime it's from.
Similar to Tsukishima's Book of the End, from Bleach.
Actually no, because I was thinking about doing it to a magical girl.
The idea is hypnotizing the target so he/she can't recognize other clothes as clothes.
Too bad you'll be old and unattractive by the time that future comes along. And it'll also be ineffective if your country has a bad birth rate.
responding to a post that you have supposedly filtered
Negation of (not to be confused with twisting/warping) reality.
Never watched or read Bleach, but it wouldn't surprise me if there were quite a few examples of that ability.
wasting cool ideas on a thread so others can steal them and meme magic them into a show before you can use them in your own work
doesn't matter, I've used one power for the benefit of mankind. lots of you guys are selfish fucks, while here I am trying to give people tons of poon. you're welcome, ungrateful fuck.
When do they fap?
Black Sabath in JJBA
The ability to read/know any text in the manga itself. This ranges from scenes the character isn't in, other character's inner thoughts, the narration, to even the title of the manga or the author's commentary.
The power t----------------------------inal, like it or not?
no; like a post-structuralist idea of a hole in a concept made physical
as in, a literal absence of "truth" upon the point of negation
Any woman who stands within ten meters of the MC will instantly become pregnant.
The power to make anyone autistic.
It cant be helped since I already claimed that power from times long since past
What is the point of the asterisks?
God you people suck at getting dubs.
Oda stop using Sup Forums to come up with your next Devil's Fruit
The ability to make Gainax an animation powerhouse again
The power to forget things, which makes them temporarily stop existing until you remember them again
The power to kidnap people instantly if they mention Candlejack while ty
You already have that, it's called Trigger
My power is to make anime real.
The power to make people lose The Game just by mentioning its existence.
the abilitity to give myself 10000x lifetimes of money instantly.. however by using it I remove my existence from the world
The ability to make human flesh turn into deep fried chicken skin
The ability to attain immeasurable power.
1 against 0:
Invulnerability against damage from equals.
Temporarily denies any ability coming from superior beings.
Someone used that power already. Unfortunately it only worked for one anime.
The power to alter numerical values of physics on the things around me. Increase/decrease velocity, inertia, acceleration, force values
I actually wish I just had the power to delete this shit thread.
Once upon a time such a mythical race did exist, but their powers were robbed by a reviling existence known in demonic circles by the cursed name of "moot". Legend has it that survivors from that dark time remain among us, but they are merely shadows of their former selves, wisps of existence upon the planes of time and change.
Human Greed is obviously the best, you may not have the ability against people with God's Order, but you are still on equal footing.
Did someone call?
the ability to make bread soggy just by pouring water on it
I do this. Most people can't take the bait.
Is it possible to learn this power?
See Choji and his clan
Shishunki na Adam?
Touch any book and you immediately gain all knowledge within that book as if you read it
Whatever that is, fuck off.
the ability to shoot a stream of peanut butter from your left ring finger
why the hate?
The ability to map the light that has passed over a mirror within a certain time frame in order to see what was happening around it.
The power of prolapsing a person's anus at will.
The power to post witty and original posts on 4chan
Nice thread to get all the Nardo/Academia/Shounen fags to identify themselves so we can all laugh OP.
it's way less effort to just load up about:blank
I want a power to make dank memes
Y-you wont be laughing when my LN gets a 2 cour anime adaptation. *tips away*
Literally Explain, I don't feel like binge watching/reading 100's of episodes/chapters.
you could just look at the wikia page instead
I'd assume there's some drawback like becoming mad from all the power or something.
Poisonous to everyone else or you as well?
It is a hard and cruel path to follow, but there still exists one way. One must take up the mantle of he who mucks about in the filth of the world, the janitor of words and worlds.
Should you choose to open your soul to those festering circles, you must first prove that your desperation surpasses other would-be garbagemen. Even so, once this power is given to you, it is not yours truly, because it may be confiscated by other higher orders of demonic beings who possess an even mightier cursed power, that being not simply to erase, but also to prevent individual souls from making such threads in the first place.
These powers come with steep costs, yet few but the insane would consider it worth it, in part because they receive no compensation for their blood-tied mission.
The power to turn money into whatever you want but the cash value must be the same
No credit only debit cards, paper currency, coins, and rare metals work with this power.
Moot had that
Kanade is that you ?
that dandelion one that aired a while back, I think might have been her name
Obito from Naruto
How about a little girl based Midas touch, where whoever you touch becomes a little girl?
People take aging relatives they can't bear to part with to you and grandpa goes home as a new 'granddaughter'. Kids with chromosome related conditions are sent to you and go home as healthy girls, regardless of whether they started out that way to begin with. The government smuggles you into authoritarian regimes just so you can tap despots on the shoulder. You wind up becoming a messianic figure able to overcome death and create a loli based world peace.
Similar but that one worked through credit.
The idea of having to carry around the exact cash value, coins and all would be interesting at least.
The ability to completely manipulate exactly 27 apples in any way you chose.
The power to transform surrounding mana into thousands of snowflake-like particles capable of delivering massive damage, however you loose some of your memories for everyone that is destroyed.
The power to make a thread start autosaging.
Cash value as determined by what? The price of precious metals fluctuates and is sometimes arbitrary.
The power to talk to pussy.
I'll be called The Pussy Whisperer.
Talk with me and I'll help you with your pussy!
Mark of The Ninja?
The ability to connect two moments of time.
For instance, the moment someone is born is tied go the moment they die.
They literally have no life.
Or the moment you are shot becomes tied to five minutes before, thus you are no longer shot.
wouldn't you just be shot five minutes later then?
The power to give figurines life.
does it apply to figmas and nendos? I'd like a waifu in a box.
Yeah, you should tie your moment to someone else so they die instead.
Would you hotglue them anyway if they could?
Wouldn't the whole "give figurines life" bit make that irrelevant?
the ability to make any woman your slave by sticking your tongue in their bumhole...
Nice digits my friend.
The power to attract lolis.
A power that let's you adjust the quality and quantity of an item with inverse proportionality.
For instance, you could make a sword sturdier and sharper, at the expense of the blade becoming smaller.