Why does Sup Forums worship cutting boards?
Why does Sup Forums worship cutting boards?
Flat is justice.
Is that Asanagi's work?
That sounds dangerous.
Because to most of the 15-21 year olds on this board, it's still new and fresh compared to the giant tits they're used to seeing
Obsession with flat chests is an indicator of either being a newfag relative to the rest of chronic masturbators, or being a legitimate pedophile who can't get off to anything else.
Perfect for preparing sushi on, you know.
Flat is for traps only
Because they are perflat.
FUCK STOP POSTING ASANAGI I HAVE FUCKING FINALS YOU CUNT
They ain't worth worshiping if they ain't got the hips and ass to back it up.
get a load of this dumb nigger
But I fap to flat chests and big tits.
Being a degenerate is simply the best thing you can do in life.
But I fap to flat chests and big tits.
Right, and you have moved on from the DFC phase.
oh no they shitpost my cowtits thread
better do the same for them
Better luck next time.
Truth hurts doesn't it?
Yes, DFC is a phase.
Cowtits is also a phase.
It's not a shitpost, it's a fact and the correct answer to OP's question.
It was the opposite for me. I remember big tits being a phase.
Same with 3D being a phase. Now I just occasionally fap to both of them when I'm in that weird mood.
not being obsessed with both
You understand so little.
Chihaya will always be my perflat girl.
draws the most delicious lolis
waste it on drugs, ryona, guro, and gangbangs
fapping to 3D
Drink bleach, faggot.
And the phase afterwards is acceptance of both depending on mood and you stop arguing about which one is better and declaring flat justice.
You never get those weird urges to fap to things you're not even in to? It's like once every few months at most.
I fap to both but I still think small/flat is better. Cowtits look disgusting sometimes especially when they're bigger than their head, but it's hard to mess up small tits. Though it does happen.
arguing over two extremes
This is silly and you know it.
DFC is nice.
Big tits are nice (when still without some realistic bounds).
But everything in between is even better.
You have none.
cowtits thread at bump limit
I agree with you. Big tits can be nice if they're somewhat realistic size, and DFC is nice. But those supple tits or budding breasts are best.
literall meme taste
if you say you like loli meme i would block you
/ss/ on the other hand
flat chest wide hips
big boobs medium waist
But those supple tits or budding breasts are best
I see you are a man of great taste as well.
acceptance of both depending on mood
not accepting all shapes and sizes, but ultimately preferring those of the girl you love
Golden mean fallacy
AA a best, A is also acceptable
You cannot be obsessed with both sides of a binary choice by the very nature of an obsession.
That just puts you in the middle.
That still falls within the bounds of my statement
Nah. B is really the best. Perfect size for cupping in your hand. Of course, that's as long as they're nice and firm, and don't dangle like flapjacks.
Aside from the mood part. You should always be in the mood for your girlfriend or wife's boobs.
fuck you im a closet homo.
You can be though. DFC and cowtits are both fetish shit. You can have conflicting fetishes.
Having more than one obsession is pretty normal.
making assumptions about the intricacies other people's sexuality
Do you people never get tired of embarrassing yourselves? Why does everyone think they're an expert on this?
Wow you're retarded
The fact that you believe that is your greatest weakness. One does not divide obsessions between large and small, he combines them into adoration for two diametrically opposed examples of perfection that exist within the same miracle of the universe: the miracle of beautiful breasts. Large or small, black or white, bouncy or firm, it's aaaaaaall goooood maaaan.
appealing to fallacies
in a discussion of breasts
on a Vietnamese shadow puppet discussion board
At least just call people faggots like a normal shitposter instead of logic that makes my brain hurt even while fully aware that it's bait.
Because I've repeated the same threads for 10 years
"Cowtits" just means fully developed breasts to the opponent.
Cowtits are huge tits.
Fully developed can be anything.
logic that makes my brain hurt
It's not bait and you're basically just admitting that you're too retarded to follow
You don't need to be an expert to call someone a pedophile or underage. It's pretty obvious for most people.
lel, this is Sup Forums, i'm just pretending to be a degenerate.
Personally, I appreciate flat, as I have a clear affinity towards traps.
N A I Z U R I
But 2D does not equal 3D.
That's how it should be defined, but that's not what the DFCfag takes it to mean in the course of these discussions.
It means a girl with visible breasts usually larger than a C or D-cup
Cowtits in actually refers to what is essentially the gigantic_breasts tag
But I'm a DFC fag. Cowtits are always large tits.
Yeah there are some people who like exclusively DFC and anything bigger is considered cowtits to them, and that's fine too. It's mostly just a joke because they like them flat and only flat.
You do. Unless you're posting this from a prison cell or some medical facility. Going after flat kids in real world tends to get you locked in such places, usually against your will.
using source is not so hard.
this guy understands
Because I'm fucked up.
because they like them flat and only flat
And that is who is being addressed
large_breasts and below are not cowtits
huge_breasts can be either or
gigantic_breasts are cowtits
The arguing usually goes back and forth because no one has even bothered to agree on what cowtits are when they actually do agree underneath the choice of wording.
Wow this is the stupidest thing I've read in a while.
Cowtits are just big tits dude. It can be large, huge, or gigantic.
If they're big they're cow tits. We're not some booru.
Try this "excuse" on some normal person and see what happens.
My dick is having no reaction to any of this. I guess I can take solace in the fact that I'm not a pedo.
Or that you're gay as hell.
Why would I talk to a normal person about my fetishes?
If you want people to post more you could just say so
Right, and that's what I'm advocating here albeit less poetically and with spite.
Tits are good and the best side to choose is neither.
Various reasons. Use your imagination.
ur dum lol
Prove me wrong.
Experience says I'm not.
Your dick is probably broken. You should go see a plumber about it asap.
I hate that I enjoy flat but live in Canada.
Well, it's not illegal where I'm at, and it's only illegal in stupid countries because 2D isn't 3D. So I don't see why I'd be talking to a normal person about my fetishes, that's just silly.
Experience says you are.
Using anecdotal evidence based on personal confirmation bias says you probably are.
I feel blessed.
even for bait this just reads stupid
You're incorrect though.
Cowtits was originally used to describe giant impossible breasts.
Some people still use this definition, others like yourself take it to be anything that isn't DFC or small breasts. And then you try to have an argument like it means anything when you don't even know the terms yet and you get mad at "shitposters" in the frustration of getting nowhere.
not being degenerate and fapping to everything
Doesn't matter how it was originally used. Language is not stagnant.
Cowtits is now used for big tits.
others like yourself take it to be anything that isn't DFC or small breasts
I use it for any girl that has large breasts. The fuck are you even talking about?
Go back to booru tag autist.
I like my girls like my tvs, flat as fuck
calling people underage
I always find it hillarious how you /pol/kids think that enjoying something in your spare time, without letting it seep into any public aspect of your life, is somehow a sign of a nebulous evil that our ancestors were apparently free from.
why does the rest of the world shit on girls with small tits so much? I thought you lgbtasosuwqoiwosiwo110129111+ cunts were all about stupid identity acceptance and all that bullshit.
This is a great size.
So you talk about your fetishes only on the internets with anonymous people?
Well, that was exactly my point in the first place.
lulz, flat is justice, hurr-durr, DFC makes me diamonds
Because lots of men like asians who are small and dainty, and the lgbt tumblirinas are usually fat, so they have big fat gross tits. Then they try to call men pedos to make themselves feel better, and call the girls children even when they're of age.
You're right about the guro and ryona, but drugs , gangbang and mindbreak are god tier. Literally nobody can beat Asanagi.
I've told my friends about my fetishes, but they aren't normal people. They're great friends I've had for over a decade.
Normal people are like your coworkers and other students at school. Or those superficial relationships you pretend to be friends with.
A flat chest is untapped potential
A full chest is held by old hags
The path of righteousness lies in between
the smaller your boobs are
the closer i can get to your heart
Your ancestors were obviously not free from degeneracy.
You just can't import, stop lying to yourself cancuck.
dont worry, i got you. not only 3D, but every once in a while, i just get a mad hankering for like 4/10 3D. i dont even know what it is
Being a degenerate is a good thing.
Anecdotal evidence is better than none at all and no attempt at observation.
Flat-chest enthusiasts are usually not at the age where they're initially becoming exposed to porn where they would first appreciate full breasts. Flat-chest enthusiasts do often grow out of it once they get older and stop discriminating between large and small. The ones who do not grow out of it usually are interested in other childlike qualities and tend to become exclusive pedophiles. Many Sup Forumsnons describe "fetish drift" where something new becomes more sexually stimulating the longer they masturbate and move from one fetish to the next.
There are obviously some exceptions and outliers as there will always be, but it describes the rampant popularity on a board like Sup Forums where the demographics are 15-30 year olds and answers the question: "Why does Sup Forums worship cutting boards?"
You're the retard m8.
you know i cant even find the original picture thats off of. it got memed to death i suppose
Flat-chest enthusiasts are usually not at the age where they're initially becoming exposed to porn where they would first appreciate full breasts
Literally no idea what you're talking about. Large tits are much more common to people searching for porn of all ages.
didn't read lol
I've been fapping to DFC since I was 12. I still fap to cowtits too but DFC is still best.
That was over a decade ago. When do I grow out of this phase? I want some more anecdotal evidence from the master himself.
A knife helps
Anyone who's been here longer than you doesn't use it that way. That's my fucking point. It does matter when older Sup Forumsnons are still using it the way it used to be used and you newshits are using it along side your new twitter lingo and no one has ever addressed the change directly. It's like saying "I LITERALLY almost killed the dog" to your 65 year old dad and being surprised when he calls for the vet.
Jesus christ you people are stupid.
'cause most of Sup Forums including myself never had any sucsess with girls even in pre school. Flat chest\loli obsession only shows the immature state of our subconcsious.
Anime made me a pedophile.
That doesn't matter. Language changes over time.
My dad isn't a retard, thankfully, so he'd understand it was said in a joking matter.
People have different preference not everyone is the same, you're stupid for thinking so.
You do not normally find people who exclusively like DFC that are 13 years old. Which means they liked big tits first and moved onto flat. Which means that DFC fags started liking DFC as the result of fetish drift. Which means it's not unlikely that they'll drift away from that exclusivity eventually.
Try to keep up.
No he is factually correct based on his anecdotal evidence and somehow knowing the age of every person to post here. Also he knows the same anonymous poster 7 years later will grow out of it or become a pedo.
I still fap to cowtits too
Then you aren't being addressed and have only proved my initial point correct.
Dat German engineering
muh linguistics 101 descriptivism meme
real tired of this popping up as the end-all of discussions about language
Ah I see, thanks for telling me how wrong am I and how right he is, he truly is the greatest.
So it's ok to say DFC is best and fap mostly to it, as long as every now and then you fap to some cow tits?
Phew, at least I'm not a pedo now thanks to your evidence.
Cowtits are just big tits mate. Only autists care if they mean gigantic or huge or large. Who gives a fuck aside for tagging purposes?
Which you don't even tag with cowtits anyways so it hardly matters.
The one from cuckada.
the part where she arches her back and you can see her ribs
not everyone is the same
The population on average, when extrapolated from a sample, is.
It matters because because these two things are very different in terms of who likes them. And if you just say "cowtits are disgusting" someone might agree with you thinking you mean the one on the right as your definition of cowtits, when you actually mean both because you are a DFC baby.
However, you find people who exclusively like DFC that are 7-8-9 years old and the girls around them at the same age just didn't start developing breasts. Just few years later the situation changes drastically because puberty hits with a bang, girls first. Of course, if you are a literal autist and start looking the females around you at the age of 14-15 then the first breasts you'll see will be bigger and your fetish drifting will begin from there.
Who cares? If I say cowtits are gross and I mean the right, while someone means the left, that's fine.
I find the left to be a good size. Right is just disgusting fetish shit, wouldn't even call it cowtits.
Except that doesn't apply here, fuck off.
Right is just disgusting fetish shit, wouldn't even call it cowtits
Really, because I would call those cowtits and say that they are disgusting.
So now you, the breast enthusiast, believe I dislike Urabe Mikoto's breasts, which is a travesty, and proceed to be belligerent over my shit taste. When in fact we are both in agreement, arguing over nothing, diluting the thread.
So yes, who cares indeed.
I'm pretty sure I'd post an example of my dislike, or what I like, so this wouldn't be an issue to begin with. So it's a non-issue.
I really, really like this post.
lol talking about what you jack off to, what a bunch of losers
Go back to SA, loser.
sounds awful, no thanks.
No, It's Something Awful and I'm sure you would fit right in.
I think the babies are the ones who still cling to their mother's breasts.
WHAWHA GIVE BABY BOOBIEMILK
I'm not awful, so I doubt that
All my life, I thought I was into cowtits until I watched Prismy Illya and was attracted to Kuro. That's when I realized that I'm more attracted to the personality of the girls than the breast size they have. Most of the titty monsters in anime are confident, sexy and playful while most flat chested girls are shy, cute and moe. I hate cute and moeshit girls with a passion and that's I always liked the titty monsters. Kuro changed my perception since she has that confident personality big girls usually have with a flat chest.
tldr: Breast size don't matter, it's all about the personality, bunch of faggots.
Loli have good butt
So you're a rebel against the mother figure? Not a baby anymore, eh? Dohoho.
There's nothing better than lolibutt
You guys ever feel like the only reason people make these threads is so they can collect massive amounts of X type of anime girls?
You don't say.
Most of it is shit, though.
I originally entered this board years ago because there are high quality pics of animu grills so that's not to far of a stretch.
I imagine a lot of anons collect images from an imageboard
Why no one counters this faggots? He sits there and fucking laughs at you
I'm done with ''naive'' Sup Forums, Fuck this shitfest
I have thousands of lewd or cute pictures of anime girls and never even look at them.
Shut up, fool. Post more lolis or get out.
God job mods
Also thanks for deleting my accurate post
Are you me?
It makes me kinda suspicious since, lolis were always here, but out of nowhere you just bashing it heh if so.
You should also criticise the japs for that
Just fucking ban this newshit
what the fuck
I cummed without touching my dick
Who is shindol?
So according to some posts in this thread, it doesn't matter if i almost exclusively fap to lolis because having my rare big breast fix somehow doesn't make me a pedo.
Doesn't matter, just follow your heart my friend.
This guy is baiting, right?
don't worry you won't stay here for very long.
Do you nerds ever get tired of arguing the same crap?
And that's why i've been eternally insisting on kicking them to the places they belong (/c/, /e/)
If you counted how many fucking threads that have their own dedicated boards are made on Sup Forums every day you'd go nuts. Anime & manga discussion my ass
Why the delete though. I though you hate loli, mod?
Oh my god, gonna post same fucking argument because you are all fucking braindead.
These are fucking drawings.
Get over it.
Discussing character archetypes and body types are important user.
You should fuck off too
I thing he's actually semi-serious. But you might be right, some trigger happy mod is making his morning massacre so the shitposting is probably going to slow down.
Is it true?
Stop arguing post loli
Wasn't even arguing.. All I wanted was for him to follow his heart. Why are you so opposed to the heart?
Because when the heart is appeased, justice will follow. And you're terrified of justice aren't you.
What's with all the deleted points?
Didn't mean to quote, sorry
/pol/ was on a shitposting spree
I'm sure they meant well.
You know, this art is some kind of a vocaloid album, but i've forgotton the name.
Very good tracks, has some trance on it
Because of lolimod, you can't say anything against lolicons because you'll get b&.
Oh. And I thought I said something nice there.
Don't give mod names just because he deleted specific things once.
Because it's common sense to delete ongoing shitposter's posts when it gets out of hand and retarded.
More like you can't bring normalfag opinions here. That shit gets deleted, loli or not.
Nah, it would be easier to hold her temples. If you kept your grip using the twintails her head would bob up and down and it'd be harder to deepthroat her. On the bright side, she might puke on your dick
Like getting banned for saying in another thread that a lot of lolicons were actual pedros?
Important yes, and you can have them all you want in their respective boards. Can't hurt to add some text to those image dumps in /c/ or /e/ and there you have your discussion
Hooly shit, which episode was this? I don't remember this scene at all.
fuck off already
Yes, that's pure shitposting.
Discussion on a dead board
I'd rather talk about anime characters with Sup Forums
Dunno, google told me that it's related to music when I was looking for higher res pic but I'm not familiar with it. I'm mostly saving flat chicks because of the nice art. The DFC vs Cowtits wars are just a bonus to kill some time. I consider myself a normalfag so don't really care.
And why do you think things are that way? Because retards just come and make their threads on Sup Forums.
If we send those threads back to where they belong of course the posters would go too.
There, we have cleaned up Sup Forums and also revived those dead boards
They using the Sup Forums excuse because they don't know there are other chans and too lazy to go somewhere better. FAGS!!!!!
It's that way because people don't want to browse 4-5 boards for something they can do on one board.
Going to /e/, /d/, /h/, /c/, /y/, and /u/ when you can have one thread every now and then on Sup Forums instead
It's still anime even if they do turn in to image dumps. Anime is mostly about the characters, so posting them and their types isn't really that surprising.
You can only discussing airing anime and old anime so much, especially between seasons or when nothing important has aired recently.
I dunno what the fuck is happening, but loli is nothing new on Sup Forums.
Murata draws cute little girls
That's why you should know very well what is happening. It's not anything uncommon.
one thread every now and then on Sup Forums instead
You mean a fuckton of threads every day.
Look, i see where you're coming from, but the fact is that there's too much stuff that can be referred to other boards.
I'm not even talking about /u/ /y/ because we barely have those threads here. And i'm not talking about actual hentai because only sadpanda and hentaifu would go there.
I'm talking about "who is best girl and why is x", waifufaggotry, "best ass/tits", loli/cowtits stuff. Those threads should go to the boards they belong. There's barely real discussion in those, and even if there were, you can just move it mostly to /c/ and the lewd stuff to /e/.
We just need /manga/
Doesn't matter. I already remember, it's just exit tunes.
If waifufags can be kicked away from Sup Forums I'll be a quite happy panda. Annoying bunch. Unfortunately, lolis probably can't be removed easily. They've been here since forever. Even mods are protecting them.
You can let be some loli thread here and there, but they should be required to have a bit more substance or they get moved to /c/. Just look at this lame ass OP for example
Unfortunately, lolis probably can't be removed easily
Even mods are protecting them
Because they are anime related
secretly having a meta thread, very funny
she says se can do it too even though they are small
that look of insecurity when she can't wrap the whole thing
Actually, the mod was deleting posts from both sides of the barricade but it left some anons with wrong impression.
No idea what you mean. I'm here for the flat and the related discussions if I find some posts interesting enough to reply.
I mean meta discussion.
fanart eceleb posters
Objective and undeniable proof of the shittaste associated with flat.
Is that a wrong thing?
I want to poke those tummies and jiggle them.
Shinobu in panties is a wrong thing.
That tight butt.
Leave him alone, normalfag barely watching anime
Take your meds.
What? Are you drunk?
But he literally said himself ''I consider myself a normalfag'', and he even posted a trap. What's your point?
You should take solace in the fact that you're a normalfag. Not as an insult but as a pride.
Lolicon is a disease and its mindbourne. Cure for lolicon is unknown and ineffective. Once a lolicon, forever a lolicon.
I don't have time to read all or anything in some trash rehashed bait thread like this other than the OP and the end, I just scroll for picture.
Seems like someone forgot to take their pills
That flatness is nothing but divine.
Why is Akatsuki so fucking ugly?
What are some anime with girls with cutting board that you see naked?
I said CUTTING BOARD, not "small breasts".
Wait, we just had the same thread yesterday, and then the thread got delete because of baiting and shitposting, and it had the same asanagi's pic. Welp, i should kill myself
Finally, someone already got it. It's just a samefag/desperate-faggot.
Because I think /gd/, /po/, /qst/ and /ck/ are really unnecessary. They can go to reddit or /tg/ for those.
he doesn't want daily Asanagi threads
Could you be any more homosexual, faggot?
Do you like hot baits?
/ck/ is one of the best boards, fag.
Superior cowtits reporting in
/ck/ is one of the best boards
Excellent taste, user.
I want my face inbetween their bellies.
That's not flat.
Buds are fine too.