Why does Sup Forums worship cutting boards?

Why does Sup Forums worship cutting boards?

Flat is justice.

Is that Asanagi's work?

>cutting board
That sounds dangerous.

Because to most of the 15-21 year olds on this board, it's still new and fresh compared to the giant tits they're used to seeing

Obsession with flat chests is an indicator of either being a newfag relative to the rest of chronic masturbators, or being a legitimate pedophile who can't get off to anything else.

Perfect for preparing sushi on, you know.

Flat is for traps only

Because they are perflat.

FUCK STOP POSTING ASANAGI I HAVE FUCKING FINALS YOU CUNT

They ain't worth worshiping if they ain't got the hips and ass to back it up.

get a load of this dumb nigger

But I fap to flat chests and big tits.

Being a degenerate is simply the best thing you can do in life.

>But I fap to flat chests and big tits.
Right, and you have moved on from the DFC phase.

>oh no they shitpost my cowtits thread
>better do the same for them
Better luck next time.

Gospel.

Truth hurts doesn't it?

Yes, DFC is a phase.

>loli
MODS

Cowtits is also a phase.

It's not a shitpost, it's a fact and the correct answer to OP's question.

>DFC phase
It was the opposite for me. I remember big tits being a phase.
Same with 3D being a phase. Now I just occasionally fap to both of them when I'm in that weird mood.

>not being obsessed with both
You understand so little.

Chihaya will always be my perflat girl.

>draws the most delicious lolis
>waste it on drugs, ryona, guro, and gangbangs

>fapping to 3D
>ever
Drink bleach, faggot.

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And the phase afterwards is acceptance of both depending on mood and you stop arguing about which one is better and declaring flat justice.

You never get those weird urges to fap to things you're not even in to? It's like once every few months at most.

Reading comprehension.

Never.

I fap to both but I still think small/flat is better. Cowtits look disgusting sometimes especially when they're bigger than their head, but it's hard to mess up small tits. Though it does happen.

>arguing over two extremes
This is silly and you know it.
DFC is nice.
Big tits are nice (when still without some realistic bounds).
But everything in between is even better.

You have none.

>cowtits thread at bump limit
Incoming shitstorm.

I agree with you. Big tits can be nice if they're somewhat realistic size, and DFC is nice. But those supple tits or budding breasts are best.

literall meme taste
if you say you like loli meme i would block you
/ss/ on the other hand

>flat chest wide hips
10/10
>big boobs medium waist
10/10

>But those supple tits or budding breasts are best
I see you are a man of great taste as well.

>acceptance of both depending on mood
>not accepting all shapes and sizes, but ultimately preferring those of the girl you love

>Golden mean fallacy

AA a best, A is also acceptable

You cannot be obsessed with both sides of a binary choice by the very nature of an obsession.

That just puts you in the middle.

That still falls within the bounds of my statement

Nah. B is really the best. Perfect size for cupping in your hand. Of course, that's as long as they're nice and firm, and don't dangle like flapjacks.

Aside from the mood part. You should always be in the mood for your girlfriend or wife's boobs.

fuck you im a closet homo.

You can be though. DFC and cowtits are both fetish shit. You can have conflicting fetishes.
Having more than one obsession is pretty normal.

>making assumptions about the intricacies other people's sexuality

Do you people never get tired of embarrassing yourselves? Why does everyone think they're an expert on this?

Wow you're retarded

The fact that you believe that is your greatest weakness. One does not divide obsessions between large and small, he combines them into adoration for two diametrically opposed examples of perfection that exist within the same miracle of the universe: the miracle of beautiful breasts. Large or small, black or white, bouncy or firm, it's aaaaaaall goooood maaaan.

>appealing to fallacies
>in a discussion of breasts
>on a Vietnamese shadow puppet discussion board

At least just call people faggots like a normal shitposter instead of logic that makes my brain hurt even while fully aware that it's bait.

Because I've repeated the same threads for 10 years

"Cowtits" just means fully developed breasts to the opponent.

Cowtits are huge tits.
Fully developed can be anything.

>logic that makes my brain hurt

It's not bait and you're basically just admitting that you're too retarded to follow

You don't need to be an expert to call someone a pedophile or underage. It's pretty obvious for most people.

> lel, this is Sup Forums, i'm just pretending to be a degenerate.
Yeah, whatever.

Personally, I appreciate flat, as I have a clear affinity towards traps.

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But 2D does not equal 3D.

Who's pretending?

That's how it should be defined, but that's not what the DFCfag takes it to mean in the course of these discussions.

It means a girl with visible breasts usually larger than a C or D-cup

Cowtits in actually refers to what is essentially the gigantic_breasts tag

But I'm a DFC fag. Cowtits are always large tits.

Yeah there are some people who like exclusively DFC and anything bigger is considered cowtits to them, and that's fine too. It's mostly just a joke because they like them flat and only flat.

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You do. Unless you're posting this from a prison cell or some medical facility. Going after flat kids in real world tends to get you locked in such places, usually against your will.

using source is not so hard.
YES

this guy understands

Because I'm fucked up.

>because they like them flat and only flat
And that is who is being addressed

large_breasts and below are not cowtits
huge_breasts can be either or
gigantic_breasts are cowtits

The arguing usually goes back and forth because no one has even bothered to agree on what cowtits are when they actually do agree underneath the choice of wording.

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Wow this is the stupidest thing I've read in a while.

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Cowtits are just big tits dude. It can be large, huge, or gigantic.
If they're big they're cow tits. We're not some booru.

Try this "excuse" on some normal person and see what happens.

My dick is having no reaction to any of this. I guess I can take solace in the fact that I'm not a pedo.

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Or that you're gay as hell.

Why would I talk to a normal person about my fetishes?

If you want people to post more you could just say so

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Right, and that's what I'm advocating here albeit less poetically and with spite.

Tits are good and the best side to choose is neither.

Various reasons. Use your imagination.

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>ur dum lol
Prove me wrong.
Experience says I'm not.

Your dick is probably broken. You should go see a plumber about it asap.

I hate that I enjoy flat but live in Canada.
It's suffering.

Well, it's not illegal where I'm at, and it's only illegal in stupid countries because 2D isn't 3D. So I don't see why I'd be talking to a normal person about my fetishes, that's just silly.

Experience says you are.

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Using anecdotal evidence based on personal confirmation bias says you probably are.

I feel blessed.

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even for bait this just reads stupid

You're incorrect though.
Cowtits was originally used to describe giant impossible breasts.

Some people still use this definition, others like yourself take it to be anything that isn't DFC or small breasts. And then you try to have an argument like it means anything when you don't even know the terms yet and you get mad at "shitposters" in the frustration of getting nowhere.

>not being degenerate and fapping to everything

Doesn't matter how it was originally used. Language is not stagnant.

Cowtits is now used for big tits.

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>others like yourself take it to be anything that isn't DFC or small breasts
I use it for any girl that has large breasts. The fuck are you even talking about?

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Go back to booru tag autist.

I like my girls like my tvs, flat as fuck

>"degenerate"
>calling people underage

I always find it hillarious how you Sup Forumskids think that enjoying something in your spare time, without letting it seep into any public aspect of your life, is somehow a sign of a nebulous evil that our ancestors were apparently free from.

why does the rest of the world shit on girls with small tits so much? I thought you lgbtasosuwqoiwosiwo110129111+ cunts were all about stupid identity acceptance and all that bullshit.