How can people prefer the teen or child form from this?

How can people prefer the teen or child form from this?

Only retarded pedoshit manchildren do.

all 3 were good picks tbqh

12 year old > teen > helmet > Adult

loli-shinobu's like a walking onahole, AKA just perfect

switch teen and junior high appearance and you've got it

I kind of follow my dick, so I don't really care. It all goes into the Shinobu folder.

I like a girl that can appreciate a spicy meatball

They are just gay. Don't worry man, I share your patrician taste.

The teen and adult form are best.

Not a pedo, but adult form is too tall.

>manlets

Because they're the same thing

Literally every form she has is perfect. The only bad part is choosing one over another.

I wonder the same thing too user.

I want to give Kiss-Shot head pats

...

Loli is for gentle cuddling, teen and Kisshot are for hardcore s_x with lots of h_nd h_lding

I liked all forms but that one

>not wanting to gently cuddle her teen and adult forms
>not wanting to pound her loli form senseless
>being a monster and not holding loli Shinobu's hand

This

"Her current voice actress, Maaya Sakamoto, refuses to sing character songs. The is why Shinobu Time and Shinobu Mail have unique themes with opera style singing."


;_;

She does a good enough job voicing Shinobu that I'll get over it.

Someone remind me what those stupid names were for the other vampires in the later novels

Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master
Tropicalesque Home-A-Wave Dog-Strings

Deathtopia is the one who comes up with all the names.

Someone linked to her old blog post where she claims every song she sings is a work of art so she refuses to sing songs as an anime character and only by her own real name,

>tfw no femdom sex with Kiss Shot honed over the 500 years of her life

That's really retarded if that's true. You should really have a limit when your little shitty ego starts to fuck up everything.

stupid question

i want to glaze her chocolate donut if you know what i mean

>Her chocolate donut
Unless you're talking about her asshole, that doesn't work

Then, by process of elimination, that seems to be what he means.

i want to pump hot cream into her puff,
if you know what i mean

If she's a loli then you can spend an entire episode taking a bath with her in a sort-of-innocent way. You can't do that with an adult 500 year old vampire.

He might have been just making a pastry reference, forgetting the connotations of the word "chocolate"

i want to jam my penis in her butthole like a retard squeezing into an undersized wet suit
if you know what i mean

I gotchu, message decoded
Should we call help, where are you located

Patrician taste.

Are to taking offense to the loli, the anal, or the wording? Because god damn do I want to play hide the sausage in Shinobu's poop chute as well.

Somebody should slap that pretentious cunt.

Roger, we are sending help asap

Location codename: hidden sausage

I'd imagine a lot of people have places to go and prefer a travel sized model over a full scale version.

I hope I get to meet crouching vampire.

Or perhaps why do women wear girly stuff like ribbons to make them self more attractive to men. Because cute is sexy

Any word on when the second part of the movie is coming out?

Yes

Thanks.

cute snail