SJW Comedy

Can someone explain to me why leftist and SJW jokes are literally never funny? Like, ever? They have plenty of material to work with, the center/right have their faults, but they miss the mark 100% of the time.

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>that fashy haircut

AVE LITTLE CAESARS

Oh boy first comment better not mess up

What does the star mean?

Why didn't you post the video?
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I just googled SJW Comedian for a picture

The left is afraid to laugh. They live in echo chambers where they don't want to offend anybody. So, gone are the days of George Carlin, Sam Kinneson, and Richard Pryor. Now we're left with garbage like Amy Schuemer, and all these "comedians" do is use as much foul language as possible (edgy!) bash conservative politics (safe to laugh at!) and the rest is filler (when your friend makes an unfunny joke at a party, but you laugh anyway just to help him save face).

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They obsess over a cartoon called Steven Universe. It is a little kiddy cartoon.

Comedy has to be smart, has to be witty, and has to be about other people's pain.

SJW's have none of those qualities or traits, or capacities.

Well. It's because SJW are extremely retarded. Just look at them. Hell, a child with severe brain damage isn't nearly as mentally fucked up as those pieces of shits.

Basically Diddy Kong?

kek

they always want to shoehorn their political agenda into their jokes and sacrifice all the funny parts to do so
jokes are funny because you know them to be true
there's nothing true about the SJW agenda, so no sane person can laugh about them

they're trying hard to bake the cake and eat it, too
literally and figuratively

Jon Stewart was funny when he on some of the time, but it's generally because they're too fucking soap-boxy and deluded, whereas right-leaning are able to explore and say shit that pc people won't say, they also seem to be more realistic and less idealistic which lends itself to social commentary, although carlin and hicks and people like that were left-leaning also but they weren't fucking sjws. So maybe it isn't about the politics but about the political correctness. Being politically correct isn't cool because of how safe it now is. It's kinda like when christian preachers used to make those hip-hop vids to "relate to the kids" but the kids know they're trying to sell them something. Like clearly you're coming from a place that isn't about pure music or in pure comedy

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at least link it you leaf

She's one of the privileged Sneeches.

The only things guaranteed in life are death, taxes, and unfunny leftists.

Being funny is a largely about connecting with your audience. Comedic material that relates to a majority of your audience is what makes a comic "good" or not. Even if its not that funny. Sjw's are the antithesis of this. The left is currently the outer fringe of normalcy. People either don't relate to it or are just sick of hearing the same topics of attacking the right.

True humor requires being offensive to people who can actually be offended, which is something SJW's won't do.

My man

Much of comedy involves subversion of the expected.

So since leftists have gotten to the point where they get offended or shocked by anything not insanely liberal or culturally Marxist, it means their idea of jokes becomes people acting/sounding silly or simply exhibiting normal behavior.

Comedy provokes a reaction, it is by definition "provocative." But the provoked response can just as often be anger or offense as amusement, and SJWs being as perpetually terrified of offending as they are, try their absolute hardest never to say anything provocative. Not provocative means not funny.

autists cant joke

"I have never played video games - The sketch"

Saying women are hated online is such a big fucking meme. Trash talking happens to both gender, trash talking towards girls just so happens to refer to their gender because well, it works. I've played tons of MMOs and the amount of girls I met on those is very high, and I've never seen ANY of them ever deal with this kind of super misogynist hatred SJWs pretend exist.

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It's not a right versus left thing necessarily, as you do get incredible cringe inducing attempts at humor like with Ben Shapiro where he tries talking about an incident for a half hour where a tranny made him a laughing stock. Because his ability to joke is still limited by what is socially acceptable at least to the cuckservative types.

Looks a lot like Richard Spencer.

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Because a prime requisite of creating humour is being able to see things from multiple perspectives, often discovering unexpected takes on topics. SJWs are (for the most part) scared, unintelligent automotons who speak and think only along the accepted party lines.

Can you guiz help me, looking for artwork that says :
You are now sheriff

They have a very detailed way you have to use language. If you deviate fron that you make yourself vulnerable to fellow SJWs. You cannot be funny with that kind of impairment.

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This guy doesn't seem to be SJW which is nice for a change

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Everyone in Steven's house has PTSD but the hardcore fan base is autistic.

If you look at our memes, many of them are self-deprecating to a degree. SJWs see themselves as unquestionably morally superior, so they have no ability to poke fun at themselves. This makes them come across as sanctimonious. Sanctimony isn't funny.

because they're not intelligent people. a good sharp sense of humor is a hallmark of intelligence.

this women can be easily laid. believe me Im a chad I fuck libtard women because they are so easily convinced. just pretend your'e libtard and curse white priviledge and voila she is ready to suck your cock

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Humour requires a fundamental theory of mind, to be able to see the world from the viewpoint of others.

You have to see the world from your audience's point of view, in order to anticipate their assumptions and predictions, to be able to subvert them for humourous effect.

Leftists can't do this. There's a study out I'm too lazy to find showing that conservatives can understand liberal's viewpoint and predict their responses to a political survey, but the reverse is not true, leftists can't predict conservative's responses to the same questions in advance. They don't understand any viewpoint but their own.

It might also be why they see every issue as totally black and white. BLM are for the rights of minorities. Therefore if you don't like BLM you are racist and don't think black people should have equal rights. There are no shades of grey to them, you are either with them or against them.

You'll notice left-wing memes and comics aren't jokes or subversions, they're usually just awkward fictional encounters between some idealised left-wing oppressed womyn who brutally tells it to the man and sticks him in his place while everyone around's jaws drop. Oh and the characters always have a stupid D: face for some reason.

The words 'funny' and 'feminist' don't even belong in the same dictionary.

Inability to offend anyone.

I've heard the ability to be humorous is highly correlated with intelligence. SJWs are retarded.

>Benezia in ME is sexualized
Really? Am I supposed to get turned by that space witch? Probably the only way to please them is making them all look like an obese butch
Also: wasn't Shepard designed after some real life model? He looks like the stereotypical Armani male model.

topkek

>this women can be easily laid. believe me Im a chad I fuck libtard women because they are so easily convinced. just pretend your'e libtard and curse white priviledge and voila she is ready to suck your cock
When in fact the opposite is true. This is the strategy all the beta cucks use and fail with -- IGNORE THIS KIKE

because good humor always involves making fun of something or another, so trying to be actually funny and not upset a single persons sensibilities is impossible

This. In the US long gone are the day when people made jokes about things even if they didn't actually believe them.

In Quebec one of our most loved comedian once made a whole sketch about domestic violence (and blaming the woman for it) and it's absolutely hilarious and everybody loved it. THAT'S comedy, it's meant to offend and push boundaries, it's meant to be wrong.

mr de-sicko god king of the alt right

Their way of thinking is at odds with comedy, it's a major red flag to be honest. The value of humor cannot be overstated, and any sane person can see that. Let's not laugh about a joke, yeah, let's not relieve tension, see how that works out.

Was that supposed to be poor stand-up or a poor and intellectually dishonest lecture?

1. Comedy is best when it's relatable. Very few people can usually relate to their weird outlook.
2. Comedy needs to have an original out look to be funny. They come from a hive mind.

RACE WAAARRR

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pixelated boat and krang t nelson on twitter are funny leftists

how do i get genetics like these
i want to look and feel to intelligent to trust jews

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Not true. I fucked liberal women after shitting on feminism and socialist crap. The thing is that they are not used to receive opposing views or being contradicted by their cuck male friends. When they get challenged they suddenly get turned on.
But in general I would advise to avoid talking politics if you're trying to hook up

YOUR CONE IS TOOO YOUNNNG EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

for you.

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This desu. Our memes are cheeky and fun, theirs are cruel and tragic.

This. Subverting the expectations of your audience is absolutely key to humor. Like him or not, a good example of this is Louis CK's nigger bit. The word is so taboo that nobody would ever expect to hear it spoken so plainly and openly, and when it happens it provokes a response from everybody who has any idea of the controversy surrounding the word.

what is she droning on about? Video games or something?

What can I say I have a knack for ruining things

wow this was funny

Because no SWJ is exceptional. Mutually exclusive

Most comedy comes from uncomfortable truths or simply funny little quirks of real life. The Left is now completely divorced from reality and thus is incapable of comedy. Their 'jokes' are basically just snarky restatements of "get a load of this guy who doesn't share our ideology"

I don't hide my powerlevel and I,ve only had relationships with leftist women, who are a lot less leftist now. If you have conviction and arguments to back your opinions, and if you are relentless, you can show them the light, and make them wet too because they're not used to men who don't bow down for them.

What the actual fuck why? I remember bumping into one SJW in pokemon arena who tried to lecture me that naming your pokemons niggerman is bad. The dude was also trying to tell me to watch that shit show and that it's supposedly the most important cartoons today.

Because humor is the result of the suffering of others. Libcucks aren't allowed to oppress anyone, even with jokes, except for the cis white man. Very simply, they just don't get any practice.

Bc women aren't funny and anyone who is into feminism secretly wants to be a woman.

typical mansplainer

I strongly agree with your point. Great comedy comes from looking at the bigger picture, the more you box yourself in, the more accurasy you lose. The left has boxed themselves in airtight, for example.

Ben Shapiro can be funny, has his moments... But he's not really a comedian, now is he.

>better not mess up
>2 seconds too late
kys leaf

wow great post and totally true

Nice try.

Because they're inherently normie and mainstream and comedy works by being unexpected

haha did anyone notice how she goes from a stand up routine to slam poetry, what a dumb cunt

"Oh daddy, punish me, I've been bad!"

Pretty much nailed it. On the offense point, I would add that a lot of comedy comes from taboo subjects and an belief that nothing is sacred. When there are mainstream ideas that you cannot criticize, you pretty much just get to criticize what everyone already hates. The laughter isn't from a placebo shock or unexpectedness, it's from an "omg, I know, right" kind of approval. See Norm Macdonald's reason for disapproving of the anti-Christian comedian on that talent show.

Also that many of the old stand ups were salt of the earth people who lived in filth and drug abuse and saw the world from the ground up. Now, trust fund babies and general SJWs are running to share their unique opinion to an audience, and the comedy seems to be from a person looking down at other people. Something feels more pejorative or opinions from a moral high ground about the subjects of the jokes rather than pure observation.

humor is primarily counterculture

what did you think of PC christian family jokes in the early 00's?

this is LARP comedy. It's basically a tumblr blog IRL.

If anything guys are nice to women. I remember when me and my ex would play WoW guys just gave her shit because she was a female.

Leave it to a Brit to understand humor...

How have people become like this, do you think? Is it the culture, brainwashing, shit in the water, or God forbid, genetics? The only time in my life I haven't been able to laugh was during when I was very depressed. And everything was black and white then, as you said.

First thing I thought -- it's slam poetry. Not even trying to be comedy.

Humor is often more right than you think...

Truth here.

Were shit, are still shit

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Libo's are stupid little animals. They wish to appear smart but simply are not. Therefore they throw themselves into the righteousness presented to them by MSM. Sadly this righteousness is dishonestly the diametric opposite of true righteousness.
Anyone who wishes to appear on TV has to adopt the medias zelous campaign to ruin the world, so there are pro comedians mouthing off in a leftist way. They are criminals and need to be punished for their crimes.
They could all be replaced on TV in a week so it will be no great loss

im offended

(((gems)))

heh

>naming your Pokémon niggerman
Mein Sides.
How did he know you named it that?

Women are pretty much never confronted with challenging scenarios throughout life, therefore they don't exercise their ability to make humor out of bad/relatable situations. When they try and follow up with a relatable joke, it literally turns out to be
>AM I RIGHT LADIIIIEEESS *female crowd cheers*

That's not a set, that's a piece of slam poetry

Yes default Shepard is based on a male model. Mark Vanderloo.

75% of their material isn't even jokes, it's just blatant virtue signalling, yet people still clap like seals