The New iPhone X

This new iPhone X seems mighty "problematic" to me boys.

How are muslim women meant to use these things outside the house.

I thought apple were on our side an Inclusive BAKA.

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Pls lets find a hashtag for this and tweet it unironically

This has potential.

Bump for interest

Bump

I don't have twitter.

And what about acid washed faces?

BAHAHaha

This also has potential as a fake " Apples new face recognition learns to recognise you even after an acid attack!"

But lets start with this one first.

Goddamn, this new tech shit is fucking creepy. What a way to get people to hand over their faces for your new facial recognition algo.

bumpage

Maybe "something something apple of eden"?

I can see ISIS using severed heads to unlock iPhones.

Unironic a brilliant way to gain opposition to wholesale facial recognition data collection.

wtf I love Apple now

my uncle died in 9/11. poor bastard drove the plane right into the building.

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING MUSLIM NIGGERS AND LIBERAL FAGGOTS EAT SHIT

>paying $1000 for a phone.

Hey, do any of you want to help me troll a poo in loo scam hotline? It's easy bants and these guys are retarded 18004768682

Pewdiepie said nigger as well

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STOP THIS FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKINGS RETARDS
do you really think they are stupid enough to take the bait?
THIS WILL END LIKE PIC RELATED

This is perfect. Bump!

On a halal note, you can unlock the phone just by wearing a burka.

>S8 has face scanning
>is ok
>apple face scan
>must jihad

and how would the pattern recognition software be able to tell them apart form each other?

its a stupid demand. its like saying your doctor shouldnt need to use a xray machine to be able to see how many fragments you femur is in after your motorcycle accident

>do you really think they are stupid enough to take the bait?
yes that's the point

so face scan/data collection is ok now ?wHAT THE FUCK POL ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

It has been commonly proposed that (((secret societies))) have been editing history. As I have studied apocriphia I have made a breakthrough in etymology. I would propose that a sacred spiritual order of warriors, much like the fictional Jedi once walked the earth, known under another name.

The Nazir.

Take the Nazirite oath, as Samson, Simon, Yashu(Jesus) Christ and Hitler before you.

Seek the Gospel of Philip.

Know the Fire of Gnosis and the Song of Sychronicity that the (((Pharisee))) have taken from you.

shekkels=shackles
oy vey= obey
SATURN=/=JUPITER
THE MORNING STAR IS NOT THE EVENING STAR
HOLOCAUST = HOLOGRAM CAST= HOLOGRAPHIC GRAMMATON SPELL= FAKE GOD.
SHATTER THE DEMIURG!
KNOW THE SAYINGS OF CHRIST THAT PUT HIM TO LANCE
JESUS OF NAZARINE= YASHU OF NAZIRITE


in arabic the word Nazir means luminous watcher.

Perhaps this linkage between all three abrahamic can create a banner for mankind to be united under. Let us ride the spiral cross of our divinity to the stars, our divine birthright.


Seek the Oath of Nazirite.

Remember the ok symbol? Media may or may not be stupid enough to print it, but they are definitely desperate enough to print it.

ehh nevermind they shut it down lmao

bump

I don't see the problem, what happened there?

kek

fuck off back to /x/ and take your meds.

this the shit mayne.

you think it's hot shit, dont'cha ?

i has same feels

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That gave Sup Forums a bad reputation and good reputation to antifas

Buy that campaign was a great success

Yeah but this isn't anything like that, it's just about the absurdity of modern technology crashing into a ancient desert religion.

But s8 has fingerprint sensor retard

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