BREAKING: North Korea ICBM ready to launch

Happening tonight lads, the US will retaliate this time!

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09/13/17
Happening tonight lads, the US will retaliate this time!

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Wait a second... This isn't Sup Forums.

>the US will retaliate this time

no they wont, america will let us all die because they cant get hit

Bump

These digits will confirm

Another thread about nothing.

The missile might be aimed at Hawaii

>3 threads on a single sourced tweet from 8 hours ago
Face it faggots it's never happening, not now, not ever. Get some sleep boys, it's getting late.

Guam*

its not happening. It never happens. You are here forever.

COCKSUCKAH MICKEY MOUSE HOT DOGS AMERICAN DOG SHIT DIE LIKE MONKEY FUCKER

That's the trap version of Lindsey Lohan.
HOT!

their usual launch time is almost up

The US can get hit but they can't retaliate without 10 million South Koreans, 25 million north Koreans, and some Japanese and Chinese dying. Kim literally got us beat because we didn't take him seriously.

yumyum, kimmy go maek dimsum

Checked, what have you done?!

missile misses and hits yellowstone

I think it's morning there now, it will be very soon probably 4 hours at most

STOP WITH THIS NORTH KOREA GARBAGE.

MOSSAD IS THE PEOPLE ORCHESTRATING THIS.

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES.

If they actually aim it at one of our allies or at ourselves, we HAVE to retaliate. There's no other option.

Also, don't count the 25 million North Koreans in the death count, as our enemies are not to be considered as people.

just made a well-grilled guamburger, it seems

We're damned either way. Of course the chink has been playing 4d chess.

1,5 hours till noon local
a man can only dream

I HOPE MANY AMERICAN DIE
OH YES MANY DEAD AMERICAN TO MAKE ME HAPPY!
*kaboom*
DEAD AMERICAN EVERYWHERE!!!

A happening is a happening.

I hope the entirety of East Asia goes up in smoke

hay guise I hear north korea is moving missiles

Reporting you to Justin personally. Prepare to enter the boxing ring. He will knock your punk ass out with his supreme alpha prowess.

Leaving this world isn't as scary as it sounds. Hopefully it is armed and the happening finally comes.

But dude
You
are in East Asia

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>this just in, North Korea does something with a missile /ICBM
And we're gonna respond to it with something other than sanctions and strong words because this one is obviously special, not like the countless other times, right?
This will be forgotten in about a week, hell, their actual nuke tests don't make any major headlines after about two weeks.
We'll be hyped up over another North Korea "happening" next month.
I'm losing my patience with Kim. JUST DO IT ALREADY YOU FAT FAGGOT

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exactly why whites are turning degenerate

That chubby little cocktease needs to shit or get off the pot already

Traps dont have boobs dumbass

Well if 3 unnamed sources say so it must be true!

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