>falls on top of a submissive, naked, teenage girl
>doesn't get it in
>lives with a hormonal teenage girl who obviously wants the D but is playing hard to get
>doesn't get it in
>is OFFERED sex by a sexy as fuck thirty year old woman
>STILL doesn't get it in.
how beta is this kid?
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Those are just the ones he noticed, girls were showing off in PE when they thought he was watching.
>Mother is dead
>Father abandoned him
>Raised by sensei
>Probably no friends, nobody loves him
>Depressed, no rolemodels to grow after
>Sees himself as a worthless person, is very afraid of being hurt by others
>Meets his father for the first time in 11 years, gets ignored and treated like shit
>Rei is a near-mute with no personality, Asuka is a massive fucking bitch and Misato is an alcoholic christmas cake, so afraid of being left alone he tries to fuck a shota
>Only person to ever show real love and kindness to him is an angel
>Still got in that fucking robot.
I think if Shinji got some he'd be in an even worse place off mentally
He's in the closet, thank god there's a boy to pull him out of it
Shinji is gonna become the alpha omega in 3+1 and he's still gonna be hated.
He likes dick
99% of Sup Forums wouldn't get in the robot in real life circumstances.
He's got some balls.
Not at Shinji's age, maybe, but as adults, sure. A lot of Sup Forums would get in the robot.
Rei would not have let him do anything and if he tried to she'd just slap him like she did the other time. Asuka would slap him. Misato would get scared if he actually accepted and chicken out because that's illegal and she does have a conscience.
Even if he wasn't and he lucked into the first honest and constructive relationship in Eva's universe, Seele or Gendo would probably win if absolutely everything wasn't a train wreck.
Explain this then.
this
i'm tired of faggots calling shinji a coward
he is a fucking hero if ever there was one
I'll concede that Rei and maybe Misato wouldn't have fucked him, but there's no question Asuka didn't want that boy balls deep.
He's sexually confused, nothing else. Kaworu is just the first one to show him any true affection, so it fucks with him.
Asuka is a loud, obnoxious, annoying cunt with daddy issues. She's far too shitty for Shinji to handle.
He fapped to a tranny, your point?
I dream of a day where it is legal to incinerate shippers. Fuck you too OP for making this thread. It'll just fill with people who defend Shinji tooth and nail and those who believe he was a colossal pussy.
She wanted Kaji balls deep
Don't you have a toilet to lick, Reifag?
Actually, I think they would be pretty good for each other.
Asuka needs someone to love her so that she doesn't feel worthless; Shinji wants kind of the same thing. Asuka just gets a bit possessive about him. Plus, Asuka constantly pestering him seems to cause some degree of improvement for him.
Rei wanted to get eyefucked by Gendo. We're all very impressed with your posting prowess filenames kun, now fuck off.
He was both. He's a pathetic, cowardly pussy with so many issues he's going to end up hanging himself in a couple years anyway, but he's a hero because regardless of all the shit he's going through, he still chooses to fight.
Rei isn't any better. No reason to get so defensive about it and assume because I insulted one side I prefer the other.
Touji and Kensuke showed him affection, too.
But unlike them Kaworu was actually attractive so Shinji wanted to ride his dick.
true
I just want this thread to die because nohing new will be said here.
>trip while intruding on someone's house
>well might as well rape her
I don't care how much of an alpha you are pretending to be on Sup Forums, that's nonsense.
Different kind of affection though.
Asuka wants an alpha male like Kaji so she can feel superior and worth something, she wants them to love her for who she really is. Shinji would never love her for who she really is, he'd hate her for it.
Shinji wants someone to love him for who he is, which is what Asuka constantly insults him on. It hurts his self-esteem and makes him feel even more like shit.
They're the absolute worst for each other, that's why Shinji tries to murder her every time he gets the chance.
>I think they would be pretty good for each other
Asuka laughed when he "died' in the Leliel episode and Shinji sat on the ground with a blank stare on his face while she was being torn to shreds in EoE.
They'll never be good for each other, just by being in her presence made Shinji want to choke the life out of her.
>>falls on top of a submissive, naked, teenage girl
Only in porn with horrible plots does this lead to sex.
>>lives with a hormonal teenage girl who obviously wants the D but is playing hard to get
I wouldn't touch a hormonal teenage girl in heat with a 5 foot pole and a hazmat suit.
>>is OFFERED sex by a sexy as fuck thirty year old woman
She's his guardian, room mate, supervisor at work and twice his age. He'd have to be an absolute madman to risk making this relationship even more awkward.
Not everyone's as desperate to get his dick wet as you are, user. Having standards and decency doesn't make him beta.
How is it different?
But Toji and Kensuke didn't come onto him in extremely lewd ways. You can argue as to whether or not Kaworu knew what he was doing, but not even Misato got as suggestive as his innuendo with him.
At the same time, Asuka is an elitist. The reason she sort of goes after Shinji is that he is the only one in the same 'class' as her (an Eva pilot), and anything less would be unacceptable.
Also, I kind of think that Kaji was trying to set them up. Then again, he isn't the best at making long-term relationships work, so it may be best to question his judgement on the matter.
I don't actually know what this webm is, but I like the filename.
Are we still fucking discussing this show?
Multiple times a day, since always.
You just noticed?
>muh sex muh gurrrls muh sexy womyn must fuck fuck reproduce fuck fuck reproduce work die work die fuck reproduce die
Fucking normalfags.
>Serious fans may be upset that I got inspiration for EVA-02 from a synchronized swimmer gay with goggles that appears crying "SEXY DYNAMITE!" before the last stage of PC-Engine game Cho Aniki.
Serious fans sound like faggots because that is the best thing.
Will Sup Forums go offline for good before we stop discussing EVA or will we stop discussing EVA before Sup Forums goes offline for good?
Either way, both will happen before the 4th movie is realeased.
>Not at Shinji's age, maybe
But that's the fucking point.
Shinji started blushing at Kaworu before he ever was lewd or coming on to him.
The first scene you could call Kaworu lewd is technically the bath scene, but Shinji was already blushing and stalking him after the sync tests before then.
He basically had a mental breakdown when he saw that she had been killed, and in episode 22, he was extremely relieved when she was "okay". Plus, in episode ten and eleven, they show gratitude toward one-another.
Nah, just need a hatefuck to get over the last several episodes
Exactly. It could have been Touji, Kensuke, or some other random kid. As long as they were in Shinji's position, she would have acted the same way after Kaji rejected her.
Except considering Touji and Kensuke aren't as beta as Shinji, she'd probably end up fucking them.
Well, most Sup Forumsnons didn't have as shitty of a childhood as Shinji did.
To be fair in one of the spinoff games it had Touji getting turned on by Kaworu, he was pretty much designed to be the perfect object of coveting and superficial obsession for all Lilin regardless of gender.
He sat on the ground and thought about his mom while Asuka was screaming bloody murder over the intercom.
He didn't give a fuck.
Shinji also looked bored as fuck when Asuka was "fucking" him in Instrumentality. You could not pick a worse partner for him.
Speak for yourself. ;_;
>Misato would get scared if he actually accepted and chicken out because that's illegal and she does have a conscience.
Her conscience didn't stop her from offering it in the first place, and it didn't stop her from doing this in EoE. Misato only knows how to show affection towards males by flaunting her sex, and she's clearly a master at it. If Shinji agreed, you think Misato wouldn't go through with it when it's in her nature to seduce men?
>muh hatefuck and everything okay ooga booga
Can you do me a favor and toss yourself into a shipper woodchipper? Go watch Boy Meets World if you're that fucking eager for coupleshit.
Kaworu was designed to be even prettier than the girls.
Basically Shinji saw a hot guy and wanted to the D, bonus points he was actually nice to him.
Both boys and girls get wet for him, it's inevitable.
What fucking reason did Shinji have for rejecting instrumentality? Why did it matter if people were individuals? It seems like a stupid decision.
I also found it hilarious that shinji's VA strangled Asuka's VA when they were recording the last line of EoE. Just the image of one japanese woman strangling another in a recording studio while anno watches with a smile makes me crack up
Could he hear what she was saying? We know he could hear Maya's reaction, but I'm not sure he could hear Asuka. Plus, when Maya reacts to Asuka's death, Shinji gets a bit disturbed and says something along the lines of "there's nothing I can do". He is just feeling helpless.
"fucking" in extreme quotation marks, as I am unsure that can really say anything about any sexual quality their relationship would take, since it was, you know, Instrumentality.
Though, going off of what I said earlier with Kaji having a bit to do with how far things did get, and how his relationship with Misato fell apart, whilst the show juxtaposes the two of them (Shinji & Asuka with Kaji and Misato), I would guess that perhaps something would have happened, but would have failed down the road.
So, yeah, maybe you're right that they wouldn't be great for each other. That said, given how fucked up everything is, there aren't many other options in Eva.
I have 2 theories
A)Maybe he legitimately didn't feel good.
B)It was a cowardly decision against something so new and different.
>Kaworu was designed to be even prettier than the girls.
No she didn't.
But I clearly remember Asuka wanted Kaji to stir up her insides.
The hatefuck thing was a joke.
Denying that Eva presents them at least to some degree as a couple is just blatantly ignoring scenes in the show. I mean other characters basically refer to them as one (Toji's comment), and the show constantly puts them in situations where they are together in ways it doesn't do with any of the other characters.
No it doesn't you retarded shipper
>15 years old
How many 15 year old studs do you know?
At least 7
Ask ur mum
You don't even have to be a chad to get pussy in these scenarios, you literally just have to be Shinji.
Actually the parallel to Kaji and Misato is supposed to be Kaworu and Shinji according to Anno.
Eva is pretty much about Misato and Shinji's journey, and how similar they both are after all.
Kaji and Kaworu are just their dead boyfriends who are plot devices at the end of the day to get them to develop as characters and move forward. It's their story first and foremost.
Stop hanging with 15 year olds you creep
You don't live in a post apocalyptic world. Your childhood is nothing compared to his. Man the fuck up.
I was a stud at 15. Not so much now.
Would the first thing on your mind be sex if the other duties you had were piloting a giant bio-mech and fighting angels?
when i was that age there was plenty of chads getting pussy
>implying post-ww2 wasn't just that
>Pats your head
>implying he was a child in post-WWII europe
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If you were Kaji, would you?
I would fuck and drink as much as I can handle without it impacting my work. I doubt I could ever relax without booze in Shinji's position.
t. different
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If I was a 15 year old, straight male, yes.
Fighting giant monsters and getting pussy would be priorities #1 and #2, though not necessarily in that order.
So beta he rebooted all of fucking existence.
Yeah it does.
>episode 8
>Shinji ends up in her lap as Asuka blushes
>episode 9
>fight angel together
>"eat, breathe, and sleep together"
>Shinji's responsibility to retrieve her when she throws her tantrum
>spend a night alone, sleeping in the same room
>fight the angel again together, in unison
>land on top of each other
>Episode 10
>Asuka intentionally flirts with him while in swimsuit
>tries to draw his attention to her diving, twice
>he saves her life, causing her to look quite pleased with him
That's just three episodes.
This filename is just for you. :^)
>Fighting giant monsters and getting pussy
youtube.com
>implying I wasn't
>>>/evageeks/
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Asuka is saving himself for Kaji's 20 inch cock.
>making an account on the most autistic forum in existence
Come on now. I may watch the show obsessively, but I'm not gonna write several pages of fan-theory.
this would actually be the greatest show ever created
if i were independently wealthy i would fund the fuck out of this
You're well on your way already, shipper.
It's pretty much just gurren lagann t.b.h
>yfw Asuka raped Kaji when he slept over that one episode
So, then, why do you think the show puts them in situations that it doesn't with any other set of characters? They kiss, retard, how much more obvious does it have to get.
>Japanese
>big dick
Pick one.
>every jap is tiny
>exceptions/mutants don't exist
Wew
Can you stop replying to yourself? It's pretty fucking obnoxious. Thanks faggot.
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Anno put them into those situations, it doesn't automatically mean that he intended for them to be together.
Every sign of evidence points to the fact that Asuka would prefer dying than being with Shinji.
Kaji has a humongous dick and Asuka wants him to ravage her with it.
>they kiss
Way to not grab any context from that scene whatsoever, shipfuck.
Enjoy the ban, fucko.
I don't know what is funnier, that you replied to that specific part of the post, or the implication that Kaji might be a mutant is a mutant.
Also, let's talk about the biggest cuck in the show. Pic related.
>WAHH U CAN'T POZT TENTACLE REIP YOU'RE NOT AN ASUKAFAG
>LEMME JUST POST THIS
Mods can you just rangeban filenames kun already? He never makes posts that aren't bait.
Not him, but Asuka was getting tense about Kaji being out with Misato and kissed Shinji to try and get her mind off of it.
Shinji never mentioned the kiss ever again, it didn't seem to affect him much.
The next episode they go back to being acquaintances as if it never happened. There's really nothing seriously romantic between them, everything else is played off as comedic.
If they were intended to be portrayed that way than Asuka wouldn't have felt that way about Kaji constantly throughout the show and Shinji wouldn't have fallen in love with Kaworu.
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I understand the context. Were it not for the DC scenes, I would agree with you that it doesn't mean anything other than just teenage experimenting, but the DC and instrumentality scenes imply at least a bit more.
>Reifags have more doujin images of Asuka than Rei
Really elucidates just how much of a filthy meat toilet Rei is.