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Bullet Train in India
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I wonder what kind of horrible accident India can achieve with this.
It'll be in disrepair within the year
now india can shit on the floor at 200mph
Designated shitting super train
China btfo.
their just gonna shit all over it
What do the bathrooms look like?
I know most Japanese men don't wash their hands from my time in the JET program (yeah, I know), but their toilets are quite advanced. Unlike India which repurposes toilet bowls as food vendor ovens.
>Breaking news
>Poo flying out of bullet trains at tremendous speed, a sources say
>can't even shit in a hole
>wants to travel the speed of light
There's something admirable about you, Pajeet.
You say fuck off to the tutorial and go right for space age.
if it runs on Poo they can not be stopped
India doesn't need help from whitey? They advanced all on their own.
why the fuck can't canada get bullet trains? could get from one side to the other cheaply in just 24 hours.
Why do we need to wash hands after using the dunny?
>Hey tran bby
>lov u sxy tran
>show track
>put dik for electric
>show platform
>bitch transportation
I second this. Can't wait for there to be too much shit on the tracks and it gets derailed.
GO INDIA! Respect from Italy.
Fuck the chinese. Subhumans that torture dogs and kill childrens. RAUS.
I actually prefer Japanese public washrooms to pooping at home. Imagine that. It's better than your own throne. The stall door comes all the way to the floor, the seat is heated, there is a washlet that is adjustable in position and pressure. Sometimes I just stay in there for like 20 minutes literally shit posting.
Its funny cause its true
Not by 2020, but I could see it happening some day honestly.
Poo in Loo in Choo-Choo
>Breaking
>Humanitarian crisis in India. Since the beggining of the month already over 50 000 people died becouse of flying poo. United nations officials just arrived to investigate, one of them already got hit with a poo. He is fighting for his life in a Bombay hospit...
show
bob
>SHITTED
They should have ordered a brown colored one.
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How are you supposed to sit on that roof?
inb4 they all ride on the roof while shitting on it
i like the little cameras in the bowl
its always nice to see the video online of me pooping and people saying lovely things about me
pic looks shooped
Shitkansen?
For those who have not traveled in a train in India, here. pic related. The toilet just has a whole and everything drops on the track. If a train goes over a bridge which has openings, people will not drive under it until the train passes. Also confession, me a Poo in a Loo, live in the US now, but sometimes you need to swallow your pride and work to change. Things are improving now though.
can't wait to see 500 pooskins hanging off the side of a bullet train
They should quadruple the price and try sticking it in a vacuum tube!
Maglev Track Shitting?
>bullet train runs at 200+ mph.
>pajeets climb on roof.. all die
nice..
What the fuck? That hole is fucking tiny, what if you've got an explosive shit? Do you touch your bum to the floor?
GJ
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>What do the bathrooms look like?
They call them "windows"
Thnx m8
Can't imagine anything going wrong
nice nice train you got there
real shiny
sure would be a shame if somebody
poo'd on it
Little indian kids are going to climb on the outside of the trains and hitch rides across India while shitting at 200mph
No, you basically sit in a squatting position. One of my worst fears while travelling in trains in India was having to shit. I would usually not eat before a train journey until I reached my destination.
Let's seem them try to ride on top of it
Is it poo powered?
>falling for the hand washing jew
ok i raep u next week
Speed shitting
LMAO how long did you do it for you fucking weeb
>designated shitting tracks
Just FYI this is starting of the Bullet train network, we anime now
That's already a thing
I guess nobody understood it, just like I thought.
Might as well explain it. The railway line network of the bullet trains is called "shinkansen". It's not the pinnacle of humour, but I replaced "shin" with "shit".
I would expect nothing less.
criminally underrated
Alright, this autism deserves a (you)
Congrats
That's a waste of trips user.
Come home brown man
What would India look like if they could turn poo into fuel?
why does the entire image look like a shitty shoop
> looks like enormous dildo 2bh
What the eff mate?
Advanced abortion techniques
I love trains in India
> automatically uploads to your favourite social network
> nice shit-type comments
> this destroys modern art galleries
bullet is a manlet cuck bull
so congrats on the cuck express.
HUEHUEHUE I MADE A JOKE ON THE INTERNET
Was that guy literally shitting on the tracks?
yeah have the japs calculated if this will work with the increased wind resistance?
lol
Yes
Justin "Castro" Trudeua would quiver in fear at the thought of a "bullet" anything. Regardless, you live in Canada, you have it all. The world's best country, filled with diversity, free healthcare, seal clubbing. Why would you need bullet trains in your literal utopia?
Underrated
>have most advanced toilets in the world
>instead sell a fucking train to a bunch of 70 IQ mongrels who will cover a trail in every accessible square inch to ride
Can't wait to see these pajeets try this shit on a bullet train
I thought we give them billions in financial aid to help them buy toilets, why are they buying this stuff, they will never stop pooing in the street with this attitude.
as much of a "human tragedy" that would be
the thought is pretty damn hilarious
>implying people would be able to stand on a train that moves at 300+ km/s, let alone hold onto it
>implying they won't try
Indian company Tata bought land rover, I am sure we have enough money now.
POO ON CHOO CHOO
They simply aren't ready for new technology yet.
That would be a rather fun LiveLeak video.
Hahahahahahahaha
Moar like a Pooper Power 2020
Designated shitting train cars
Can't wait to see how pissed off Indians will be when thye find out you can't ride on the outside of the train at all.
Wonder how many will have to die before they learn that too.
This is subtle population control
I can just imagine a bunch of derpy hindu gibberish yelling as the dozens of bodies begin flying in every direction 10 seconds into the ride. By the time the train arrives at its final destination it will be broken down and look 30 years past its age covered in graffiti and rust
Is that fucking Harold?
Wouldnt this have to be a subway rail? How fucking dumb do you have to be to climb down to those tracks?
Lazy and scatterbrained Indian technicians won't be able to operate it.
>mfw poos by a rail pass just to use the loo
I will pray to kek that the first trains delivered or built in India will have hundreds of handholds on the outside
let the games begin.
>yfw Japan 3D chess'd the final solution to the indian population question
learn to spell buy first
Underrated
i recognize this loliba
love this mango artist
so do you have to pay for a ticket if you ride on the outside or what?
i was never quite clear on that
Can't wait to see all those Guptas on the roof
Mostly likely
>keks
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Would pooinloos try to ride ontop of it like they do on normal trains?
yes because we all come here for the spells
Fpbp