Why is Shinobu so pretty?
Why is Shinobu so pretty?
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she is a supernatural being of course she is going to be a cutie
youll never have a 2D age regression and make a cute couple with Shinobu
He killed like, one village of Sandpeople who were murderers and kidnappers.
Never, stop wanting nice things.
It was one of the few good things he did actually
big shinobu and lil shinobu will never doubleteam your dick
She wouldn't be Shinobu if she wasn't the most prettiest of them all.
Because she's 2D
lets post more bat
It's the eyes.
I recently rewatched Nisemonogatari episode 4 and I had completely forgotten that 80% of the episode featured naked shinobu. I got nothing done that day.
did nothing but fap that day.*
Guess I know what I'm doing tonight
I fully believe Shinobu is what started me down the path of the lolicon
Bakemonogatari aired like seven years ago
seven years ago was 2009
what luxurious hair
I've awakened to quite a few new things because of Shinobu.
Araragi's hand should have slipped under her dress for a second level loyalty ritual when that happened.
tfw rewatching it with a friend to get them to stop being an anime pleb
Just as good as the first day watching it.
Just finished Koyomi Torus, goddamn the leggings part got me hard, along with bikini Hanekawa.
Also Shinobu is such a great character, knowing when the Monogatari series ends there will be no more Shinobu hurts a lot.
How old was she supposed to be again?
that's a little too much smug for me
depends on how old you want her to be
10 weeks till bd
dropped anime at the arc with all the zombies and shit
Did I make a mistake when I gave up on this show? I forget where I was at...
what're you gay?
My backlog was piling up at the time...
forgive me brothers...
I want to take a bath with Shinobu.
dropping ANYTHING when zombies and shit appear
zombies are shit, completely overused enemies only done by creatively bankrupt authors
Different anon, but you're still a faggot for dropping it when Arararagi and Shinobu were just walking around in the end of the world together not giving a damn.
I want to do unspeakable things with those legs
they're just legs, made for walking
I thought they went back in time? I remember Shinobu seeing a shouta Arararagi and wanting to pet him. Fuck, I need to pick it back up, seriously lads, help me out. Which -gatari was this at?
it happens immediately after where you dropped it
I want to lick between her toes
Have a little imagination
To be fair, SHAFT did a very shitty job with Kabuki.
That's one messy donut
you will never bully Shinobu and then feed her donuts
I think there's too much cream in that pastry
you will never take naps in the sun with her in your arms
That's not healthy for a vampire.
I want to stuff shinobu with donuts.
Even in her universe Shinobu is so perfect that she could only exist as a supernatural being. She's 2d within 2d.
I want to stuff Shinobu with d
This is the best Shinobu picture. Prove me wrong.
Because you're a paedophile.
you will never receive Christmas gifts from Shinobu
sundress>yukata>blue dress=green dress>school uniform=purple dress
implying i'm not waiting for Shinobu as my christmas gift
you will never unbox a Shinbu
shell end up like this
Just as planned.
Making her lose that weight is the best part.
He also killed the younglings
Just reaping the seed of hate
I need an adult
This picture is gorgeous.
where can i go to search cute pics of shinobu without lewd
dont know how to block it on the boorus
She's so much less expressive
Did they make her thighs thicker?
Would Shinobu make for a good daughter?
I wonder how Araragi feels about Shinobu being a little pervert because of his influence, must be fun.
she'd make you regret having her.
People literally commited suicide because they never thought they would experience the same level of happiness they felt when they saw Shinobu.
Her parents included.
No regrets when it comes to Shinobu-chan
fug, i read the spoiler
She is a little semen demon so no, good wife though.
Should I rewatch the whole series or wait?
Wait for what? No issue with rewatching. Every time I go back for screencaps or to make webms I get sucked into the episode and end up watching 2 or 3 episodes in a row before realizing it.
So which is which?
But ghosts can't grow up.
shitty copy attempt of pic related
B-but you can't marry a little girl.
whats that from mate
Shinobu will just go as Kiss-Shot, simple as that.
What is this? Koyomimonogatari BDs?
subs fucking never
I'm pretty sure that scene was in Owarimonogatari, the most recent one to have a BD rip
I wonder when we'll get Koyomimonogatari BDs though
it was a web series, i doubt it will ever get much attention
even though they hid the fucking hook into owari s2 in it
This young blonde vampire got my blood going first and to a greater degree
Can't compete with those lips.
Too bad the author got bored and scrapped the books.
It's the hair. It looks like it's made out of gold for Christ's sakes
Mina is sexy and Aoi Yuuki is very sexy but holy fuck is that manga clusterfuck.
I'm willing to call it a tie. Just trying to think about which I liked more went nowhere and all I got out of it was realizing that her skin is actually fantastic as well.
That said, I really can't wait to see how Kizu BDs look. If SHAFT is ever going to top their Nise rendition of her it'll be with that.
How did we get this far in the thread without people mentioning how important her confidence is. She knows she's the most beautiful thing in the universe and acts like it.
The haughty attitude is nice, but dere Shinobu is also extremely cute.
That's because she's still great even when her confidence is broken.
And the fact that she's usually haughty makes her seem all the cuter. Classic tsundere tactics, except her regular mode is regal and gorgeous instead of kind of a bitch.
We haven't actually seen dere Shinobu yet though. That's much is obvious from us still being alive.
We haven't actually seen dere Shinobu yet
It was only a glimpse, but it was there
We got to see some dere at the beginning of Shinobu Mail. Shinobu was adorably excited to see Araragi again, even if she was holding back.
She really spoils Araragi.
I don't think those really count as full dere though, the closest we got was like half a second at pic related.
It's honestly pretty weird how reserved they both were once they reunited though, considering how mentally distraught Araragi was at separating from her in the first place.
They both seem to be kind of afraid to admit how close they are. Instead Araragi goes full worried father mode and Shinobu is just more blatantly happy than she would normally let herself be.
not liking the most aesthetically pleasing 2D hair color
She is more than blonde. She is a golden flax sunrise
I hate blondes but Shinobu is something else
Not him, but it really depends on the tone, it's either really pretty or the shittiest hair.
Why is Shinobu so sexy?
They should have swapped costumes.
Exactly. That shit glows like the sun in some shots. Just look in this thread and you'll see it. Definitely my favorite out of all of her physical features.
Why does this picture make me feel emotional
because you're a lonely, 20-something man with poor people skills
because shaft does best character design in the industry, with the help of vofan
shinobu iw just too damn qyte
i2kiwh i hqe q dather like shobu
Anon, are you okay?
Me too dude
I want to beat up Shinobu and Hanekawa.
im ok when i lkoke at shiboe
yesm, i cannot iimagine perople seeing her A wxual. all thoughs pathetic juvenile fantasy of goins to the musem, ot the zoo, to any fantastic site with sy8noby makes me so damn happy. i hope my broter will jave a daghter so i can do so.
Go to sleep.
I really cannot think of a single time that blonde has looked bad in 2d.
That Hachikuji really ties the group together.
Is it gay if I'd fuck that Cat?
She's the reigning champ of the teething crowd
Your heart goes bump, but your pulse goes down
as109 is gods gift to the world
What is she searching for?
it's for marketing monogatari to pedophiles
That's silly, they already had other characters for that.
ok i guess the real answer is that the author is a pedophile who fantasizes about having a harem with prepubescent girls
I can't blame him, they're pretty hot.
with prepubescent girls
the main cast are a bunch of school kids after all, it's sort of unavoidable
For those who just want Shinobu.
I want to lift her dress up.
None of the lolis are in school though.
why do people always draw Hachikuji so flat
People tend to ignore character designs and just draw their preconceptions. Hachikuji is a loli, lolis get drawn flat.
Mental anguish looks pretty good on her.
horribly lonely after centuries of isolation
ask for headpats
i-it's just an obedience ritual
Why is Kiss-Shot so cute?
ask for breast rubs
i-it's just an obidience ritual
I can't tell where Araragi's dense-ness ends and where his self-denial about Shinobu starts
It's a mystery. We do know that it's gone pretty hard into denial mode though.
I will praise his self control for resisting this every day.
go to sleep John
I wanna merry shinobu and fuck her every night.
I want to jolly Shinobu and pat her every day.
is she an italian
No, but if you kiss her she drops spaghetti.
At the end of Neko Black, why did she demand Oshino get her a hat?
Because she wanted to show Araragi that she was angry with him, so she got something that would stop him from patting her head.
Is Hitagi even aware of Shinobu?
But she loved headpats.
Truly we are the only ones with the power to hurt ourselves.
Yes. She saw her in the corner when Araragi brought her to Oshino. She also gave Araragi advice on how to "become a special person" for Shinobu during Owari.
It was the best way she knew to get the point across. Amazingly, it managed to get through Araragi's thick skull despite not being spelled out for him.
Because her adult form is literally the most beautiful woman on Earth.
acts sullen and withdraw for weeks without talking to him
"Hey, I think Shinobu might be upset"
I'm pretty sure he knew. The hat was to punish him.
I can only think of naughty things when I see her like this. Would I be able to get close enough to pat her head or hold her hands? I wonder what she'd do for a box of donuts.
Shinobu was still using it as a tangible symbol of her anger. That's why she approached Araragi without wearing it when she wanted to make up.
But is Hitagi aware Shinobu lives in her boyfriend's shadow and is probably watching while they are, you know, intimate?
That's unclear. Araragi doesn't like to tell her the details of his relationship with Shinobu. She generally knows that Shinobu is important to him and might know a bit more, but we're not sure how much.
Anyways, Shinobu doesn't just watch. She gets to feel along with Araragi.
she can only think of naughty things as well
Will Shinobu and Hitagi ever meet?
What would they even talk about/do? Shinobu doesn't particularly care about crab outside her being Araragi's girlfriend.
talking 'bout fuckin'
every time you have sex with your boyfriend i feel his pleasure
sometimes i grow a cock and masturbate along
try tightening up more
just because koyomi is easily pleased doesnt mean i am
Yes anon, but she was only hurting herself.
Why did I get deleted?
Keep her coming
Yeah. She needed some time to get her head out of her ass. I still respect her for how fast she is managing to get over centuries of issues now that she's not utterly miserable 24/7.
You called someone a Pedro.
argue jealously until hanekawa has to separate them
but Hanekawa is jealous of both of them
Shinobu isn't some cartoon supervillain. She's not going to let her plans to cuck Senjougahara slip.
So telling the truth is frowned upon?
There is far too much official art of Shinobu that never gets scanned.
It's so obvious that there's no point mentioning it unless you want to start a fight, which is what happens most of the time.
What if they had a game of pretend after?
Start praying for Shaft to animate the off season. We need to see early 20s Shinobu.
Donut on head baka.
But I was joking.
Another question. In which encounter with Black Hanekawa would Araragi have died if Shinobu hadn't turned up?
Oh man, I'm normally not even into feet but this picture does things to me.
Tell me about Shinobu. Why does she wear the bandaid?
I hate Shinobu. I used to call out you lolicons for your degeneracy before she came into my life. Why did this have to happen to me? Why do I now have to live in fear of people finding certain folders? Why is she so perfect?
Being a social retard
Enjoy never getting anywhere in life
I want normalfags to leave.
tfw nobody trust you
not even anime characters
not even yourself
Man, Shinobu really is
second best girl
its a shame. bat would be best girl in almost any other anime
I fucked her of course :)
wait, this is no PSG snapshot after all?
snail is relatively good because she has usually short appearances where everything is just jokes
that's odd. why isnt the video kogarashi sentiment?
it must be really difficult to sing live with in character voice
w-why am i jealous of the nips in the audience
what the fuck
goddamn those japs know how to throw a concert
Holy shit that ovation.
All Shinobus are pretty.
Scary vampires can't be pretty.
thats really well drawn, anon. link pls
Nadeko strike. Not translated though
Her pussy would probably just eat your dick whole.
Yes, it's even brought up in Kabuki.
Only good thing about Kogarashi Sentiment was the visuals in the OP, the song itself is low tier as far as Monogatari OPs go
S U N D R E S S
GODDAMNIT WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG FOR THE NEXT SEASON
THAT FUCKING FEEL
Why do all feet look like they belong to an ogre? How is that appealing to anyone?
you will probably be dead before end of owari
aww man really? my alcoholism's gonna kill me THAT quickly?
what's the name of the art book?
I thought it was comfy and sort of nostalgic, and the slightly off-key duo was really heart warming
Does Shinobu's cunny taste like donuts?
Tastes like a band-aid at first.
Because she's cuserically white
Get the fuck back to plebbit crabfag. Your kind isn't welcome here
Not even a crabfag, calm the fuck down
Why are you so angry at crabfags?
It will when I eat donuts off of it
You go be an ape somewhere, fuckin nigga
Nobody did anything to you
see, what you dont understand cause you are waaay too much of a pleb when it comes to music is how amazing the way the song makes use of the major 7th chord, especially in the chorus. the chord progression is refreshing and feels almost unique, something that is frustratingly hard to produce in the music industry.the 80s beat really syncs in well with the visuals of the OP, which is probably the inspiration for why the animators wanted to do the style in the first place. Now I dont care for crab a ton, she's mid-tier to me, but when you bash kogarashi sentiment, something that you really cant comprehend obviously, is quite vexing to me.
kill yourselves crabfags
Sweet greentext fampaitchi you sure convinced me with those hot opinions
I'm not the one calling other people plebs when you enjoy basic as fuck genres like synthpop.
Why are you so upset anon?
I'm not even the one calling you a pleb
But it seems like you just stopped reading at "pleb", got triggered and can only reply with your retarded opinion that synthpop is inherently bad
Thinking back this is honestly completely plausible for me as well. Ironically, Shinobu is the single loli I refuse to sexualize. My waifu is pure.
I didn't say you were calling me a pleb you retard. Synthpop fags can't even properly read.
if you read my writeup on why kogarashi sentiment is good, you would know that this is far from a basic song. synthpop can be basic, but this song is far from basic
I hope so.
which doujin is this
Real nigga can't handle that all girls are best here.
Except Snek Just kidding
She's gonna eat it but she's not gonna give it back.
but when you bash kogarashi sentiment
all the anon said was that it's worse than the other OP songs
That was a nice fap.
Jesus anon, control yourself
Snek just makes me feel all kinds of funny. You know how it goes
Why is there only one futa doujin with these two? What a waste.
Snake is a huge fucking slut and I'd love to be molested in my sleep by her
I want to sexually lick Shinobu
not wanting to molest her instead
Snake is made for (sexual) bullying.
and gangbangs, but mostly sexual bullying and teasing
I want snek to lick my lips with her semen breath!
Does anything fun happen after Yotsugi moves into Araragi's house?
It sure as hell does but Araragi will never disclose that information
What was the point of setting that up then if they're not going to do a story about it?
No idea. I was just browsing the Panaino Fes posts on Twitter and came across that art and more.
damn, I really liked this image. this is ricing material. got the twitter link please?
I'll get you the moonrunes for the hashtag, but I'm not going to search through all the posts again.
Okay. I lied. I totally looked at all the art again.
This picture is shit but I really want that towel.
In direct sunlight
Just because you want to dry your balls with her face
I didn't think of that possibility.
God they look like shit, what happened to their heads?
The artstyle went to shit in Second Season
Everyone is made of rubber
Hachikuji looks fine. Shinobu and Yotsugi got uguu'd to put them in maximum moe mode.
They look normal here, but Shinobu and Ononoki look like frogs there.
why does she laugh like kakakaka
is she a scatlover?
EVERY WORD HE SAID IS UNIRONICALLY ACCURATE
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF S U N D R E S S
she's german so yes
She got into the habit in her "human" days because thought it would make her look like a pretentious bitch and stop people from loving her so much that they kill themselves.
DEM PITS ON 17
I WANT TO COMMIT A STATUTORILY LEGAL ACT IN MOST STATES
COCK IN ARMPIT FYI
Canadian here. I accidentally saved this. Should i be worried?
To be fair, everything looks bad compared to Nise.
(poyoyon rock) merged mario bros Peach into touhou´s Flandre loli
Bake with budget > Nise > Bake without budget > the rest
tenks you anon-kun
Shinobu's sundress expresses her inability to be direct with Araragi about her feelings. When she's facing him it looks like a normal dress, but when she turns her back on him it becomes seductive. This also reflects her tendency to lead him on but turn him away when she actually succeeds in getting Araragi to make a move on her.
That black jersey is so much better than the purple clusterfuck SHAFT gave her in the anime.
I'm pretty sure she just like to wear low-backed dresses so she can grow wings easily at a moment's notice. The seduction just happens naturally.
Maybe it's just a sundress? They are the best.
who cares? as long as i get to see sexy bat back i don't need any explanation. may as well just automatically cut out that section in all fashion stores.
Her dress in Bake wasn't low-backed was it?
Consider the following.
imagine just dressing her up and teaching her how to not be lewd.
I hope you meant to add those feet to your shinobutt.
WE WUZ PRINCESSES N SHIEET
That sounds like a really good way to turn your face concave.
I like how someone made a wallpaper out of just her foot.
I've never liked how brown she is in this image. One of Shinobu's best features is that she's pale enough to contrast against her already light hair/eyes.
agreed, she looks fresh out of the broiler
being cute > sexualised for fetishists, anyway
Now remove the red spots.
Wich is the best OP?
My favorite is Platinum Disco.
that sexual tension with Araragi
Man kind of funny considering how they were in Kizu. Surprised they haven't fucked yet.
Part of what makes Shinobu so good is that she flips between cute and sexy.
No other girl than Shinobu can give me such a huge erection.
1. Platinum Disco
2. Delusion Express
3. Kogarashi Sentiment
Why does Maya Sakamoto refuse to sing character songs. Is she that much of a diva?
Contract and doesn't feel right to do so.
close enough to be good taste desu
I'm not sure why you like Decent Black so much, but Happy Bite is seriously underrated so I guess good taste.
God i love legs.
my prettiest figurine is Shinobu
Snail figurines have shit poses.
A jelly doughnut?
Shinobu likes those.
How did it get here?
Have you seen how Shinobu goes at donuts? She can be a pretty messy eater. Probably because she knows she can just magic herself clean.
Is Shinobu allowed to eat jelly doughnuts?
If she doesn't feel like it's good for her career to do so then why should she? Seiyuu work isn't a charity, even if it often pays like one.
Why wouldn't she be?
I have yet to see a single Shinobu figurine that I felt actually did her justice.
They all focus too much on being cute. Very few get her brand of smug right.
Those are big boobs...
They're like literally all the same figure with the sundress and the hat and the donut. It's such a shame too given just how many sides there are of Shinobu that they could portray. The only good one I've seen was pic related and that's a garage kit so we'll never actually own it.
The couch figure with the black dress was pretty alright too
Ponytail Shinobu a best
What happened to her nipples?
I didn't want her to perish.
It takes nearly 600 years to develop this kind of beauty.
i think we're the only people who like numachi
Obviously they're better on adult for, but flat is where its at
I know Shinobu has pointy ears, but this is too much.
I'm still mad that we never got her in the tub or on/with this couch.
I love when she breaks her smug and acts cute.
Not a very pink situation
Nipplemod took them.
But we did get a fig of her in a tub. I don't have an image of the fig, but it's based on this art. We also have a fig of her on a couch, just not that couch.
fucking hat and donuts again
At least her eyes aren't red.
heres more hat and donuts
Sometimes she gets a different hat.
I normally don't like lolis at all, but Shinobu does things to me
2009 was a year in past
Jesus fucking christ.
Is a loli what it looks like? Or what they actually are?
What they look like. Otherwise, 90% of lolis wouldn't actually be lolis
red eyes for (you)
Some of them look like this. There are others that look younger like pic related.
red eyes for u
Shinobu looks like most lolis in the later part of their lives, 7yo-10yo.
Of course she looks like a loli, but not all lolis should look like her.
red eyes 4 u
She has so much best girl power that your personal tastes don't really matter. She bends them until you like her.
Nopan the best.
All bake girls are pretty until they cut their hair
Then they become almost as shit as the show
let me guess, you have short hair and despise your shitty hair
Anyone have suggestions on Shinobu figurines?
I spent 750$ on Shinobu and regret nothing. I have a shrine.
only 2 posters (no wall scrolls) but 8 figures, a plushie, and a canvas painting.
So when am I going to be able to download kizu?
I couldn't be arsed to drive two hours to go see it in theaters.
I have never seen the Mayoi and Shinobu one or the Shinobu with pajama one, where can I find them?
No idea. I didn't realize how much official art is unscanned until I started browsing Monogatari related stuff on Twitter.
there are tons of official Shinobu pics not scanned for some reason
Why is this heresy allowed?
To harvest shekels from the goi.
Damn, Shinobu's actually a cuter Ougi than Ougi.
Why hasn't Shinobu eaten Ougi yet
Because it wouldn't accomplish anything. Ougi still has a reason to be there and would just show up again, like Black Hanekawa.
I love Shinobu so much but for the love of god Nisio go somewhere with her and Araragi's relationship please. The levels of JUST FUCK ALREADY are approaching cop drama levels.
Pray for Deathtopia to force some sort of development when (s)he shows up.
What happened to Zoku Owari being the ending? Nisio trolling again?
At this point, I'd say he's just stumbling into new story. He thought he was done, then he felt like writing some side stories, then he dove into Shinobu's past and came up with another plot point.
came up with
I wonder about that. Shinobu Mail was like a direct acknowledgement by the author that she and Araragi were nowhere even close to resolved.
Didn't Nisio come out and say that Owari 3 was the end of Araragi's story? Apparently he thought they were resolved enough. I really fucking hope he's changed his mind though.
Nisio says a lot of things.
she and Araragi were nowhere even close to resolved
No, they're good pretty much for ever now.
Sure, they've pretty much fully resolved to stay together for as long as their lives last. However, there's no way they aren't going to take their relationship further before Senjougahara or any other mortal lover Araragi gets is out of the picture. Plus, they haven't admitted their feelings to each other yet and their relationship won't feel fully resolved until Shinobu calls Araragi by his name to his face.
Or they get totally sick of each other within a century or two at most. There's no such thing as Happily Ever After.
Careful with those edges anon
I bet those shirts don't fit
Post more loli vampire
I think the only thing I feel that hasn't been addressed is Shinobu and Senjougahara. They never interact, they never even really acknowledge eachother but both have said they'd fuck Araragi up if he cheated. Seems like a total blind spot in the story unless the anime skipped something.
shit, this is something I would be excited for.
This is what I was trying to get at earlier. Well 24H ago by now. This was one long lasting thread.
Like maybe Shinobu's fine with it? It's not like she wouldn't notice with him fucking crab in the crab and all.
I'm pretty sure it's a big blow to her oh-so-important pride that she's just swallowing for Araragi's sake and washing down with a big glass of denial.
Isn't Koyomi semi-immortal? won't he be out live Senjougahara? Is Shinobu the only one to be with him?
I don't post shitty interpolated 60FPS garbage thinking it looks good, so no.
Never said the interpolation looked good. Kill yourself and rid the world of your inability to read a post properly.
You clearly think it looks good enough to save and repost. You're a fucking waste of oxygen.
Go away Australia, you're clearly here to shitpost. The only reason that image was chosen was based off thumbnail. I put no further effort into finding it was some interpolated thing.
As long as he and Shinobu stay together then his lifespan will be extended. I don't think it's indefinite, but certainly it would be measured in hundreds of years.
Is the series ending soon? Or will the be an after story kind of deal?
I would assume that as long as Nisioisin makes money out of it that he'll keep writing it. It's a huge cash cow for a lot of people.
and thats all that matters
KEEP HER COMING BOIS
PITGIRL OF THE SEASON
HER ARMS ARE CONSTANTLY UP
ARMPITS ARE AN EXTENSION OF TITS BUT YOU CAN FLASH THEM IN PUBLIC AND GET AWAY WITH IT, STEALTH LEWD, GREATEST BODY PART OF ALL TIME
What the fuck is wrong with her everything? Did the show devolve into QUALITY parade already?
GIVE HER A BREAK SHES ONLY 12
Mick Foley put my ass in this seat
give it a month
I'm surprised that has still not happened, one would think it is logical to see an interaction between those two.
Maybe Nisio is saving them for a special novel only for Bat and Crab.
But really, have they not interacted even in BDs commentary sections?
Araragi a child molester.
How come they never fug
Seems more like children molest them to me.
He just enjoys it.
Found the NoA employee.
He needs to watch his step though in this day and age.
they did everything right, because nisio fucks with his own damn timeline, and shaft was able to set up the story's continuation without wasting money on animating koyomi as a normal run show
All three of those girls are older than him though
Anyone interested in this Shinobu towel? Trying to get rid of it.
I want to fuck teen Shinobu.
Lol that's just a plain rubber duck with "SHINOBU" written on the side
Its from a lottery, it has her hair but its hard to see since its just a different shade of yellow.
EU or US?
I see heh. Even though the blonde one just looks bald.
I was thinking if I got a banana and wrote SHINOBU on the side with a sharpie would japs buy it for top dollar?
Magical girl Yotsugi, with special assistance from Tsukhi.
It's true though have you spent even 10 years in the company of the same person?
Yeah. You might not know this since you're an underage b& but people settle down, get over themselves, and are able to have extended relationships when they grow up.
The only one that could get him into legal trouble is Doll actually, necromancy is the only thing illegal there.
He must be pretty used to Shinobu piggybacking him without panties.
But she's not for sexual
Araragi talks like they still bathe together regularly, so I guess he's somewhat used to it.
are together 24/7
bath together on daily basis
like each other
have promised to die at the same time
Seems impossible for them to not have fucked yet.
I'm sure they fuck all the time offscreen, even his sisters.
no mousou express live
no kana hanazawa rapping in the second stanza
fuck this bullshit life.
It's not just that at all. Shinobu Mail's ending evoked Nise and Kizu specifically to show that Araragi's entire way of thinking about things is completely fucked. He hasn't grown whatsoever when it comes to Shinobu.
What is this from?
Sorry, I Overdid It
It's OK, though, because he bought a MILF magazine.
It's clearly just a cover-up.
Denial so thick you can cut it with a knife.
That Kizu image seems to be missing someone.
i want her to bite my neck
Take my hand and i shall take you to Loliconia.
this thread is still up
Can Shinobu threads just be a constant thing?
Let them happen, be special, and fade away.
No, just once in a while.
Terrible, delete this.
What is that piece of cloth doing between her legs?
dear lord that was some fucking fanfare
I'd make Shinobu sticky, if you know what I mean.
Incidentally, that was when I saw Hachikuji Mayoi’s carefree smile for the first time. It was quite charming and it seemed to open my heart. The usual way of describing that type of smile was to say it was like a blooming sunflower, but it was also the type of smile that most people stopped making after getting much older than her.
“Sigh. Oh, god.”
That was a close one. If I was a lolicon, I would fallen for her there. I really am glad I’m not a lolicon.
[Mayoi Snail 04]
Yep, confirmed by the man himself. He's not into little girls.
Shinobu was so huge on Sup Forums back in the Nise days that I'm still satisfied just waiting for new Monogatari releases with the occasional lolivamp threads in between. Generalfaggotry would also sully her image.
Also it's no fun when people don't have story to discuss anyway.
to be fair I would marry her too
There are monogatari threads like every day, not much need for constant Shinobu threads.
Only if Shinobu were out of the question.
Thanks to everyone who answered my stupid questions over the past two days. Been a good thread.
But he is already bounded to her, now Araragi needs to marry Hachikuji and Ononoki.
Well, the tub fig isn't out yet. But it's coming.
Arararagi seems to be in some strong denial about liking little girls.
How can he think that and then molest Hachikuji the next second is beyond me.
Seems like he just does it to wind her up. Then they do this "sorry I stuttered" routine. Hearty chuckles all round.
In the next chapter, where he has a street fight with Hachikuji, he says the following during the fight itself
I took the hand I had punched her with, opened the fist, and held her up with it. In the process, I felt something surprisingly filled-in for a fifth grade girl, but I was not a lolicon, so it had so little effect on me that you might as well say it was nothing.
but yeah, it's more like a running gag than anything else. Plus, Araragi is all about the self-delusion in general really.