There are actual people on Sup Forums who would rather get continually yelled at by Asuka than cuddle in bed with Rei

There are actual people on Sup Forums who would rather get continually yelled at by Asuka than cuddle in bed with Rei.
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People fetishize abuse. This isn't something exclusive to Sup Forums.

>There are actually people who have any waifu from Evangelion

>Utter bitch who physically and verbally berates nearly everyone
>Creepy semi-alien who ends the world
>Yapping slob with severe daddy issues

Why the fuck are these three considered anything to write home about?

But the creepy semi-alien is cute. CUTE!

Both are top tier purveyors of feels.
The success of the anime owes a lot to the complete crumbling of the setting we see in the last episodes : everyone dies, or leave, or fail, with all of it climaxing in the third impact.

And in this setting we have two cute girls, who'd just need a big hug to be happy, but none of them is saved.
This is beautifully frustrating, and gives birth to a desire to set things right.

Is Sephirotic never ever coming back and finishing his batch?

is best nge girl any more of a "slob" than the average poster here? let's be fucking honest

>cuddling with toilets

I suggest you see a psychiatrist and stop being a faggot, OP

Rei looks like a toilet seat

You deserve this one OP.
Keep going toiletman.

There are people who want to cuddle with an inoffensive toilet with no personality instead of an actual person

All toiletlovers shalt be eternally scarred with my truthposts

>there are people who find this attractive

bottom jej

Rei is ugly as sin

Asuka is not a degenerate slob like Rei is

Rei a cute. A CUTE !

AYO HOL UP

*smacks lips*

WHERE DA TOILET BITCH AT?????? WE WANNA GIT OUAH DICKZ WET MANG

>toilet
>cute

Pick one and only one

>rei having nipples

did you watch the show?

>Rei actually has a chance at looking decent this time around

This

Toilets don't have nipples

...

Rei literally eats herself

You don't like toilets? Don't worry, perhaps Rei's true form is more your taste

Why would anyone want to spend the night in a bathroom hugging a fucking toilet

>There's someone actually filling captchas after captchas in order to call Rei a toilet.
>He does it for free.

So when does the memeposting end?

Rei and Asuka a cute.
Mari a fuck buddy.

>There's someone actually filling captchas after captchas in order to call Asuka a tranny.
>He does it for free.

>Rei with a fake personality because she doesn't have one

Rei a shit.

So, which was the superior Rei ?

Rei 1 ?
Rei 2 ?
Rei 3 ?
Pokanami ?
Q-Rei ?

I think the answer is obvious.

Asuka.

What was the plot of Evangelion anyway?

People are crappy, but can be nice.
Also, when offered, pilot the fucking giant robot.

A man's attempt at cucking the world fails as his son cucks him out of his daughteru.
Truly the Evangelion of anime.

Rei got cucked by Asuka

>This is what asukafags call "winning"

Yes. Did you see what happens next?

This disgusts me.

Rei got cucked by a lot of things. Boy literally chooses misery over immortal union with her.

And Rei is a cuck

youtu.be/HN-vpUgEu-0

Does this mean it's coming soon finally?

Shinji didn't have a chance with either of them. He could've banged Misato if he wanted, but Shinji's smart enough not to stick his dick in crazy.

There are actual people who wouldn't want hate sex with Asuka and would rather fuck their mom

Manga-Rei is the true patrician's Rei

This is cute.

Manga-Rei has a hand-holding fetish.
This is lewd.

Well fuck you, OP.

>Implying he didn't pay for the pass

This is why Ritsuko is objectively best girl.

>Cuddle
>Rei
Like cuddling with driftwood.

>Hooking up with Shinji
>"winning"

Driftwood doesn't have smooth pale skin, firm breasts and silky blue hair.

Nothing of the sort happened, shippy.

>trying to derail Goddess Emperor of Earth's thread with toilet posting
how can Mansuka even compete with an actual God?

>They'd say no to this.

>here goy pilot this giant robot with no training
>kill angels
>philosophy
>people being mean
>what is the purpose of X Y Z
>kill more angels
>what am I
>kill more angels
>final episodes, I wonder how this will end
>last two episodes
>spirituality
>gore
>spirituality
>what the fuck did I just watch?

PS whens the last movie coming out?

Fixed that for you.
youtube.com/watch?v=PUDaoXHFnhY

>still no release date

He said in the comments that he is getting close. Pretty neat video, tough.

How long after the nip version release do the dubs come out?

It also doesn't feel poka poka. QED.

Ahhh, the powers of autism.

I love cold, mean women. I love them so much.

I also would love to have an actual struggle with a woman before I overpower her and fuck her senseless while she calls me inadequate.

>me big man ooga booga me overpower me alpha male
Can you spew this puerile tripe elsewhere? Literal pornhub tier comment, faggot. Consume cyanide.

Asuka a sloot.

See bottom of post above yours regarding cyanide. Also kill yourself for bumping this thread on a worthless post you little summerfag.

>Can you spew this puerile tripe elsewhere? Literal pornhub tier comment, faggot. Consume cyanide.
You don't seem to get it. I don't always want to dominate women. That gets old very quickly. The thing with Asuka is that unlike most other women, she would actually put up a fight which would make it fun. I would be more than happy to have normal sex or even be dominated by her, but having a girl who would actually make it fun would be great.

Also I just love getting berated and insulted.

>I would be more than happy to have normal sex or even be dominated by her, but having a girl who would actually make it fun would be great.
>Also I just love getting berated and insulted.
Oh. That's fine then. I see you also have great taste.

And of course, post quoting fucked up. I'm not even going to bother with the deletion timer, you'll figure it out.

A short haired Kuudere cutie is better than an ugly raging Tsun bitch any day.

>that feelerino when you copy paste the first face you drew onto the other person and only slightly modify the mouth before you add the hair

計画道りだ

What does that mean ?
Google translator doesn't help.

>not understanding chinese on a chinese cartoon website

B-but is not dandere?

>tfw I like rei AND asuka

Shit taste, might as well end it like Rei did.

Which Rei would you fuc?
I, II, or Q?

U mean Rei II, Rei III, or Rei Q?

PS. wtf is Rei Q? The one from the movie?

>PS. wtf is Rei Q? The one from the movie?
yes, best rei (although worst personality)

What a silly question. Obviously Rei III. Not only is she best Rei, but she also has the best theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=v_1t-97hOjI

Rei II a cute, though.
The commander also needs some pokapoka.

Kuudandereyan. Cold over spergy covering sweet hiding the Rapture.

>tfw !clones

>is dead

RIP. If only a kinder and newer admin would unban you.

no answer is a correct answer

Fuck off, relativist. Objective truths exist. Here's one for you: Rei would make a better long-term partner than Asuka in every circumstance.

Rei a shit empirically and objectively.

Hey Sup Forums. I'm a Sup Forumsnrad. I generally avoid Sup Forums stuff like the plague, largely because I've had bad experiences with weebs of the worst kinds. I mean I used to hang out with people who would wear naruto shit to school and talk about nothing but anime in every conversation. Once I got away from them I indulged in purely western shit, but I recently watched One Punch Man, since it's basically as Sup Forums as anything on Sup Forums, and I've been beginning to realize that maybe I shouldn't shun the whole medium just because I ran into the worst of it. This is a really long winded way of saying: I haven't seen nge and want too, but have literally no fucking clue where watch it or if there's some special order I'm supposed to watch the show and movies in.

Can Sup Forums help?

Except the circumstance where she dies ending the world. Which is every circumstance.

>There's more Reifags than Asukafags for once

Amazing

I'm glad you've discarded your irrational prejudice for the entire medium, but have you tried using your brain to answer that longwinded question of yours?

More to the point: Can Sup Forums help? Yes. Will Sup Forums help? Lurk more, and consider that what you're asking has an extremely obvious answer.

Which interpretation of Rei's theme is the best, outside of the original trio?

youtube.com/watch?v=Nkqob-SDPzA

All I can find is the dubbed version.

That's really too bad. See? Even Rei is sad for you. You should lurk some more until you're able to find your readily found answer. Good luck, user!

Shinji's a fucking moron for giving up eternity with Rei. Who cares if he has to share the tang pool with everyone else, we're talking eternity with the best girl.

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Nice rebuttal, faggot. SEELE did nothing wrong.

spend more time on the internet

>asukafags
>people

Pick one and only one.