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Why is Jotaro such a terrible father?
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A lot of Jojos are terrible fathers.

Best father is Kira's dad.

>ywn fist Jolyne

Rate my bad taste

> Implying Jolyne didn't deserve that for being a huge bitch
Jotaro is a husband and a great father. Better than Le cheat on your wife Joestar.

I WANT TO MARRY JOLYNE

>Least favorite stand
>C-Moon

I am actually curious as to why.

SBR will never ever be animated.

It's too long to fit into OVAs, and no animation studio in the world has the budget to do it justice.

Listen. Jotaro is one of my favorites but he's a terrible husband and father.

>Hating Part 5 gang

Nigga, how?

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure myself, I just don't really care for it at all. I think it's ugly too.

>Burning down the house
My nigg-
>That entire last row
Never mind, you're not my nigga.

Don't hate them, I just like every other crew more.

Fair enough.

I do like its expression though. Then again I am a sucker for stands with ridiculous faces. Pic related.

whooo SS DIO??????

was he though?
considering how dangerous stand shit is, would a good father/husband expose his family to that?

>most of that last row
Geez

I understand not liking the villain and jojo of part five, I guess. But the entire gang?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised as you have jotaro as best Jojo. You're completely retarded.

>Diver Down starts with a cool ability to imbue objects with kinetic energy to be released later
>For some reason switches to the ability to be partially intangible, something all stands are already capable of.

This is worse than Annasui's sexchange.

MOVE IN
NOW MOVE OUT
HANDS UP
NOW HANDS DOWN
TELL ME WHACH YOU GONNA DO NOW

Requesting /ss/ DIO

i wanna fuck Josuke's hot mom

where is the porn

dont have it, but here's SSGSS DIO

It's a shame, but it does fit the name better.

But it was for the greater good, user.

Is Emporio the only one retaining memories of what happened or all the other characters did too and only those who died to Pucci got fucked?

user, he knowingly and willingly enabled his son's weird murderous fetishistic tendencies. What the hell, man?

>Not wanting your son to be happy in his life
you piece of shit

Everyone who survives Made in Heaven and reached the singularity point is transferred over to the new universe.

He let his son live his dream.

So because Jotaro/Jolyne/Annasui/Hermes died during MiH they don't exist in SBRverse jojo right?

SBRverse is not the post-Made-In-Heaven universe. They're not related.

So the crew got fucked and we have common people wondering what happened, Giorno, Josuke and Joseph too

Isn't SBRVerse Jotaro techinically Kira or am I just retarded

Not him, but the cast of part five isn't as good as everybody makes them out to be.
>Fugo
Ditched his team when he thought they couldn't win. His stand rally could've been helpful. Even Narancia, the weakest, went along. And before you bring in Purple Haze Feedback, that's not part of the original part 5 manga.
Bruno and Mista were great.

The universes in Parts 1-6 is unrelated to the SBR universe.
Pretty much

SBR and part 8 are part of the same universe in the jojo multiverse which is separate from the Ireneverse

Isnt that Josefumi? He's a Kujo

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Mista is totally as good as everybody makes him out to be.

Bruno's a little overrated, though. He's just a more interesting Giorno as far as personality goes.

I think Kira, Josefumi, and Kyo share the role?

I thought Josefumi was Josuke?

And wasn't Kira Holly's kid? Wouldn't that technically make him Jotaro

So basically who survived MiH should have memories of two lives... no?

Sandman was for sure supposed to control sand when he was first introduced, right?

Then Araki remembered that The Fool already did that.

Kyo is Holly's kid too, isn't she? She even has a hat similar to Jotaro

Yup. Instead, he decided to make another Echoes.

Most disappointing part of SBR.

Does anyone have a good playlist of music to listen to while reading SBR?

But Jotaro is the best JoJo, you hipster.

well?

IIII LOOVE YOU JEESUUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

In the second universe, people remember due to Pucci's meddling. When Emporio kills Pucci in this second universe before he completes the Made In Heaven ritual (they fight in the second universe chronologically when Jolyne meets Jotaro, but the Made in Heaven ritual occurs weeks later in Cape Canaveral), Emporio spares people in the third universe (the Ireneverse) from knowing their fate.

Presumably either completing the Made In Heaven ritual or Pucci surviving to the singularity point results in people knowing their fate. Either way, Emporio stops both of them.

There's a video listing all the musical references in part 7, though I won't link it if it's you're first time reading through it.

1 magma

The answer is always Put Back.

I put this together ages ago.
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Save The Ecstasy of Gold for the emotional climax with Valentine.

>that last row
>Jotaro as favorite
eeeeeeeeh

Don't think too hard about it, Araki sure didn't

They're just fun little references to him. Gappy is not really anything to do with Josuke 1, Kira has Killer Queen despite having more personality and visual similarities with Jotaro, Kira also has Joestar blood for some reason, Danny was some mouse, Josefumi I don't even fucking know what his deal is, they put an Avdol clone and a Stroheim clone in the first few chapters of Steel Ball Run for literally no reason... etcetera, etcetera

You're running yourselves in circles for no clear answers. It's like when people ask, "are the rockmen the Pillar Men of the new universe"? No, no they're not, because Araki didn't think that hard about it. Not everything has a parallel, and chances are if something from the old universe does get referenced, it has no significance beyond "araki thought it'd be kinda neat"

thanx dog.

It felt that like killing Pucci and making the stand effect disappear would restore the universe to its original state, still it's a universe without Pucci in it therefore everything changed, since he got basically fucked out of existence, on the other hand being a new universe Emporio retains his memory, so should all people on the planet who didn't die during this clusterfuck.
What I mean is that only people that died would know their fate, in fact Emporio didn't know that he was going to defeat Pucci

Hot Pants is for _________!

>Kars least favourite villain
You're no better. Your taste is equally shit.

Shitposting

This coment end with 4

>Keanu Reeves
>William Pharrell
>Araki himself

Are these rock people?

Kars was weakest villain. I didn't dislike him but every other villain had something more interesting than him.

double penetration via dinosaur dongs

Literally anything by America
>Sandman
>Ventura Highway
>Horse With No Name
>Tin Man
>Sister Golden Hair
>You Can Do Magic
All gold, and they all fit the atmosphere of the part pretty well. Also:
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>youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs
>youtube.com/watch?v=NNiie_zmSr8
>youtube.com/watch?v=OlKaVFqxERk
Combine all of the above recommendations with a VERY heavy dose of Fleetwood Mac and you arrive at what I personally consider to be a perfect playlist for SBR

Kars was even outclassed by the other two pillarmen.

You LIED to us... You fucking jerk.

>Kars
>Not the worst

How was Dio more interesting?

Kars, please.

And this one will have repeating digits

Dio Brando had more development going for him, on the other hand DIO did not

>How was Dio more interesting?
Literally everything he ever did was better than Kars

I ve fail us

>introduced concept of Stone Mask and vampirism
>intense, personal rivalry with the Joestars
>Stand is cool as hell, its reveal equally cool
>influenced almost every other part in the series
Kars didn't have much to offer. His fights were lackluster and Wham and AC/DC outshined him.

stupid SHINJITERU YO poster

Check this 4 Mista

>C-Moon
Nigga that's like my dream stand. Or well, it would be, if you could turn its ability off or limit its output.
Still, it's gorgeous, awesome looking stand.

>almost
Which part did he not influence?

Ha, must me my lucky day.

Nice try faggot, no 4s today.

Not him, I would like it a lot more if innocent people weren't affected.
I guess 8 so far?

Part 2. I guess you could argue about Straizo, but he didn't impact the plot much. Everything else basically hinges off Dio's actions though.

Not him, but Dio/Diego hasn't really played any kind of role or even had an offhand reference in part 8 yet... it's certainly not too late for it to happen though

Reminder that blue hair Anasui is best

4.

I'm used to pink haired Anastasia, but blue hair looks good on him. I hate the green hair in ASB though.

>DIO appears for the last chapter of Jojolion
>kills Yasuho
>flips off the reader
>takes a shit on the floor and leaves
Make it so, Araki.

Not over, doesn't count.

You're retarded.

Fair point.

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He's the reason the Joestars even know how to Ham on, so Joseph would go on to not die to Pillars on contact.

Okuyasu's dad and the arrows in Morioh are because of Dio and Enya.

oh really?

Him and Joseph's dad.

>main villain beaten
>"Someone stole the last rokakaka fruit!"
>Alt Alt Diego

I thought Kira's dad got the arrows from Diavolo?

*arrow. I remember the other one was from Enya.