HAPPENING: U.S. SAYS IT WONT PROTECT CANADA FROM ATTACK
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Why would North Korea nuke the chinese :^)
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>get blown the fuck out by a bunch of third world niggers in Libya
>think they could defend Canada if they wanted to
That only makes sense, considering it is still British Commonwealth the UK should protect them. No one wants to bomb Canada anyway.
hahahahahahaahaha
And NK isn't going to attack anyone so it simply doesn't matter to anyone.
Finally, something decent happens.
lmao wtf nigger americucks? Isn't Canada your second best ally?
Trembling in fear of some gook mini-island and talking about taking down us and China wtf?
After all the terrible posts I've had to read... Finally
>~10 CIA contractors with no US military support
>hundreds of ragheads
>4 US casualties
>~50 terrorist casualties
really made me think.
>Isn't Canada your second best ally?
Most of us forget Canada exists
HAHAHAHAHAHhhHAAAAAA
Good
WTF yanks?
Some ally you are.
They are about a decade away from becoming an Asian version of Mexico. The Canucks we once knew and loved are gone now, best to just let them go and not dwell on it.
Time to build more aircraft carriers, Britcuck. You got to defend your own damn empire.
We can defend ourselves just fine. Don't you worry about that. We've had to do so more than once in our history.
So much for 'shoulder to shoulder' though eh?
finally
We're still here. If you'll take us.
Yeah, I was just shitposting. I actually know that this is just one part of the continuing trend under Trump of America loosing it's international leadership ability and it's position as a super power.
I'm just tying to find humor in the end of the American empire.
>britcucks defending themselves
I'm not worried. Why would they attack Canada? That assures that the USA is going to war with them, and it doesn't even do much damage. Los Angeles is who should be afraid.
CANAKEKS - EAT THE NUKES
good. the US needs a haitcut and a shave.
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Okay Mohammed
>Hurrr America won't protect its northern border
Fucking Trump voters believe anything.
>they literally just fired one
Why didn't MI6 assassinate P.E.T. & Pearson?
Those two Liberal fucks drove a deep wedge between the UK and Canada.
Don't worry Canadians.
If you get nuked by your enemy you win.
kek
>We can defend ourselves just fine.
You lost against rabbit guns and rednecks.
since those cucks took the Union Flag off of their flag and replaced it with the leaf, they are on their own. plus, they have a province that is french, so they will just surrender to diversity before the mushroom cloud has dissipated.
OBAMALEAF BTFO, HOW CAN HE EVER RECOVER!?
And you lost to rice farmers and towelheads.
dont burst that faggy leafs bubble. we know hes going to die but he doesnt need to spend his last moments crying in the corner in his boxers with a slice of lunch meat stuck to one of his fat folds
Good, Canada has other allies willing to help
Its to get them onboard with invading NK that is all this is.
Why is your national symbol from Niggerland and why are you proud of that?
Am I supposed to be afraid? Because I'm really not
we lost against our own political system, the rice fags were btfo.
Well I'm fucking scared shitless. We're all going to die in a nuclear nightmare.
Well fuck you too
More like the US is turning into a bigger mexico
Why would they attack Canada? Alaska is closer to North Korea. Nuking any clay in the US, even frozen clay is going to get Kim the negative attention he craves. Canada would likely send North Korea an apology letter for not having pillows ready to soften the impact of the nork missile.
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g-guys wtf... this is a prank, right?
>tfw Toronto is out of NK's missiles' range
At least they might hit Vancouver.
>we own the sugar and rice
>we own the heroin
>we own their debt
we didn't lose shit teacup
Well fuck reeeeeeee
This entire thing is bullshit, btw. The Russians and Chinese have had ICBM's that can hit anywhere in the US for decades now and the shortest path for them to hit America is over Canada. There is absolutely no way that America isn't going to use its countermeasures if they see an ICBM hurtling towards or across Canada. With or without the permission of the Canadian government.
Hahahahahahahahaha
What the absolute fuck?
>YFW Day of The Rake already
>That means that U.S. ballistic missile defense would likely not be used to help Canada in the event of a North Korean missile launch.
Yeah no shit. Anyone who thought it would is an idiot.
>Slams others for Losing to Farmers
Anyone who thinks it won't is an idiot.
Do you fucking mouthbreathers honestly believe that the American government would just watch a nuclear missile hit Vancouver?
This is just a little arm twisting to try to get our government to pay its NATO bills, which we should (but probably won't).
we are part of NORAD. we are supposed to be best buds with the USA but this is messed up news.
>lmao do something your country isn't physically capable of
>???
I sure hope to fuck they wipe out hongcouver fuck you and you green pary bullshit maybe you can shove a wind turbine up your ass to fly away
Canada thinks we owe them because they're attached to us. We don't protect Mexico so why should we protect Canada?
This in all honesty.
No, most Americans don't like Canadians. The French and the Canadians are not liked here.
You might want to take a look at your demographics m8
the french are not liked in canada either
Article 5 retards
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This is a very good thing.
Most "socialist" nations today like to gloat about their social programs and how progressive they are compared to the US.
Yet they bitch and whine to the US when something bad happens on the planet.
They will now need to face the harsh reality of either raising taxes to obnoxious levels and have the population riot or cutting all their precious social programs they love to gloat about to fund the military theyll need now that the US isnt guaranteeing their defense
>Canada has long refused to join the U.S. in a continental ballistic missile defence program
t. Another British pedophile
yep. look at nato spending as an example, many countries refuse to meet the 2% of GDP investment, yet trucking PERU of all places does.
>>>We can defend ourselves just fine.
>You lost against rabbit guns and rednecks.
This
Yup but they must protect the democratic state of Israel at all costs!!!
Peru is a trucking company?
Nuke Quebec
UK = 87% White
US = 56% White
Top kek
That'll put some hair on your chest cuckboys
Both NDP and Liberals last election specifically called out not making a missile defense system. The only ones who even had that on the table were cons.
No one wants to attack the U.S, yet U.S spends trillions on defense.
News flash. Canada isn't getting nuked. US is the one stirring shit up. Cucktreud is too busy taking in niggers and mudslimes.
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>so true that it hurts
>UK = 87% White
>US = 56% White
>mfw our 56% makes up over 100% of the UK
This. Good goys, burgers!
Very stupid of them.
>Joke about day of the rake
>Its actually happening
U.S doesn't have enemies though.
>When North Korea carries out the Day of the Rake
Best Korea afterall.
you leafs should flee to the USA, I've heard that the Commander in Chief has a heart of gold and wants to grant amnesty to everyone who touches the magic soil and dreams of a better life
>No one wants to attack the U.S, yet U.S spends trillions on defense.
>No one wants to attack Billy Joe Bob, yet Billy Joe Bob is armed to the teeth.
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If the norks are supplied by China, why would they bomb their own embassy?
You're on you're own, maple fags!
So?
Nobody has ever actually protected us from anybody. 1812 was a bunch of militias, that wasn't the USA attacking us, it was a bunch of criminals being retarded.
We don't have any enemies at all.
Russia? Russia's never done shit to us. My grampas and their fathers fought alongside them, when shit actually pops off for real, we've always been allies
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China? They haven't invaded anybody in like 5000 years. Besides, they're just straight up buying us, and that's our fault for embracing a form of capitalism written purely for the rich, and no amount of military buildup would prevent it.
Who are the other major world powers? USA? They're our friend, when they got pearl-harboured, we declared war on Japan before THEY did.
Who are the other world powers?
France? Britain? We had their backs when barely anybody else did. They're not going to try to hurt us.
The rest don't even have the ability to launch a realistic invasion on our mainland. Our natives would probably overpower them while trying to beg for change.
NK is a non-factor. They have a handful of missiles. We could easily create and deploy far more nuclear missiles then them, if we actually wanted to. We've dismantled more nuclear missiles fro other countries then they'll ever make in their wildest dreams.
We don't actually need anything from anybody, we scaled back our military during the cold war because we consciously didn't want to participate in M.A.D. but we could change that very quick if we had to.
> our 56% makes up over 100% of the UK
So does your 44% you dumb spic.
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thats what you get for shitposting
oure next aussies
>try to fight wars our future islamic allies start
>try human rights
>slowly start to not care about human rights
>people at home chimp because marxism
>also introduced by the french
>pull the plug harder than terri schiavo
>LOL AMERICANS CAN'T WIN WARS
w/e we're still the hegemon
>No one wants to attack the U.S BECAUSE U.S spends trillions on defense AND is the second country with the most nukes.
FTFY.