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"When someone asks about my worst hookup, I have plenty of options to choose from, but I inevitably end up telling the same story. It’s the one where I started arguing with a Trump supporter at a bar and then before I knew it, I was waking up the next morning in his bedroom."
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I thought about this the other night. I think the reason why conservative men are more attractive to women is because our beliefs come from a place of love. For all the hate threads and labels that get thrown at us, we are guided by our love for ourselves, our families, or our nation. Liberal men are the ones today who are guided by hate, they hate a system that they can't thrive in, and they hate the people who do succeed where they don't. Women pick up on this negativity, and even though every single media outlet tells them that conservatives are the devil, they pick up on our positive energy when we talk face to face.
It's cause liberals are pussies, "conservatives" are dicks and women are assholes. Assholes enjoy gettig fucked by dicks but they just shit all over pussies.
liberal men pretend to love everyone, that they love society as a whole, but this is impossible, not to mention bogus given how much hate they spew towards anyone who deviates from their ideology.
I was at a bar the other night with my female friend, and I got into an argument with this douche about conservatism and liberalism. She told me later that night, that not only was me standing up for my beliefs the sexiest thing she'd ever seen, but also that she could sense nothing but hate coming from this guy, whereas I was coming from a place of love.
nice Team America reference.
That's an overly flowery way of stating things. They appreciate men that are confident, strong, and generous because that it's their biological imperative. That type of man is a good mate. Two of those qualities, confidence and strength, are also discouraged by the radical left so many women are drawn more to centrists and righties.
Because women will sleep with whatever group of Men is deemed as the oppressor. All the Native American women sure did embrace their native culture but at the end of the day they got BLEACHED more than any other group of women in history, why? Because White Males at the time were not the victim group. Women will naturally close their legs to men that are deemed weak or victims although they might still be friends with them (friend zoned) or embrace the same beliefs as them they're still in a submissive position thus women will revoke breeding rights to that group of men or man.
Women make no sense, neither do we. Try to always be better. Try to love life. Also be hot and rich. Pull off all of that and no one will hold you back ever.
right but you need to factor in the very real forces of love and hate. If you act with love, even if it means harming another, for example in the case of defending something or someone you love, you will live a much more peaceful life, knowing that you acted true to yourself. If you act entirely on hate, you will become a burnt out stressed permavirgin because everyone can smell the negative outlook you hold.
This. I've been called a dick very many times by women when I speak my mind, but they always say it with that pursed-lipped, semi-frustrated, hidden smile. Like they're amused but they don't want to admit it. I take it as a genuine compliment. Feels good man
This is also why it's actually in our favor that Unis and what not are teaching that White Males are on top, it ensures that we're viewed as the top Males to breed with. But if White Men were to become an underclass or a victim of any sort our women will get BLACKED en mass or ABDUHL'd. Until then though we enjoy the fruits of being labeled the superior.
Why is this even a fucking surprise? They naturally are attracted to machismo, not those fucking nu-males who are more feminine than an average faggot.
>knowing that the guy I’m with is on the “winning” team (even though I’m still correct)
What a typical dumb slut.
It's really just the first story, order vs. chaos, love vs hate, light vs dark, good vs evil, Trump vs Bernie, Sup Forums vs Reddit.
Look at Reddit, every single thing you post you do so in fear of being downvoted and antagonized by a hivemind with the intent of suppressing any thought that goes against the grain. On Sup Forums, even though we post some terrible shit, we do so with absolutely nothing to gain or lose, we do so only because we want to, not out of some fear or stress to protect an online reputation.
(((they))) just look evil, don't (((they)))
I made it my mission in college to break as many feminist hearts as possible. it was stunningly easy - the only thing i had to do was fash out and ridicule them for being stupid and boring and predictable. you don't even really need to think about it that hard, those three words cut them like you wouldn't believe. the only other words that work that hard are ugly and cunt, but those belong in your nuclear arsenal. use it on the fatties that deserve it. anyways. there's a distinction between being the sort of fascist daddy that sylvia plath ovened herself over, and being that weird kid who mumbles his right wing views, and mostly it boils down to confidence. that's neither here nor there, i doubt many of you are going to figure out how to fix yourselves anyways.
i got tired of breaking hearts - the old pump n dump never fails (ask emma 'fuck me in the butt' sulkowicz lol), so i fucked off and shacked up with a country girl who enjoys the whole barefoot pregnant and kitchen bound thing.
but not before notching at least one suicide.
girl here can confirm
>tfw no big boned trump voter to be rough with me and tell me how feminism is a cancer on society
>tfw no fat alt-right cock to suck while they watch fox news/you-tube speakers
>tfw no deplorable to make me send him pics wearing stupid shit like maga hats or ameriican flag shit
I don't think you could have made this post sound any less gay. Most women are more attracted to men when they have convictions they stick to even if they disagree with them. The least attractive thing you could ever do is apologize to someone or change your beliefs to get someone to like you. If anything disagreeing with women on points like this makes you attractive just for the courageous action in standing up for yourself and defying them. I'm not suprised this slut ended up banging some guy that she "disagrees" with. I honestly think most of the time women hold retarded political opinions just so some man can come along and put them in place.
Because women like bad boys
Since in our current climate being "alt right" means being a rebel , men of strong conviction and resolve , those who can muster going against the herd MUST be strong according to the primitive instincts of women
Türelemente lies the appeal of being hatefucked by a bad bad baaaaaad trumpet/altrigher/Nazi/fascist
No, it's because we're not cucks like liberal males are. Women hate cucks.
Because ZFG chads are literally archetypically masculine and soy betas make themselves as feminine as possible. This is like the plot of evey romance ever, this could not be simpler or more predictable.
>but not before notching at least one suicide.
Details? Honestly curious.
but ask yourself, what makes a cuck? A cuck is driven by hatred, hatred for himself and the society he lives in. He purposefully defiles the sacred traditions of the past because he feels that he will never measure up to the great men who allowed him to live in such comfort in the first place.
most girls will take any cock regardless of political alignment.
Even far right conservative qts will blow a yank to see what liberals taste like
I've been fucking a Trump wife for five weeks, every Friday when he husband is at work.
>last week I stole his putter when I was leaving
Faggot liberal cucks don't know hot to bend a woman over a chair and powerfuck her to a motorhead record for two hours. And those women know this. I've spent a good amount of time in corporate America, surrounded by faggot liberal cucks and women who think they're liberal. These women, and I'm talking very attractive women, are surrounded by absolute homos every day. The kind of guy who knows how to turn a wrench and isn't afraid of getting dirt under his nails show up and they practically start fingering themselves right there. Even if that dude isn't too attractive. Women don't care about dudes being pretty. They have a biological reaction to dudes who are rugged and don't take any shit.
Yeah, I'm sure you're real "rugged" fatty.
FBI pls go. Daily reminder many states have no statute of limitations on felonies.
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this is literally me down to shacking up with a country girl. impeccable taste.
I want to shack up with an Eastern European girl, do you think they'd be similar? Russians I've met seem very family focused.
you sound like a miserable lying cocksucker
Do they really sleep with janitors though?
I mean you would know better than me I guess
What city are you in?
age and location?
> Just do imagine you're a woman
> Would you rather date the guy who takes care of his physical health and thrives to protect his kin, his family, his race
> Or take the one who yells stupid shit, dye his hair blue, enjoy vegan faggotry only to be trendy
I'm talking on a subconscious level, which one would you choose genes from for your children, which one makes you feel safer in case of imminent danger
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>met her in the study lounge
>preachin that normie lefty shit
>DONT YOU THINK ITS AWFUL THAT SOCIETY TELLS MEN THEY CANT CRY I THINK THAT
>blah blah blah
>not the best face i've ever been with
>and a stupid pixie cut
>but great tits on a 7/10 body
>i start out light, teasing a little
>you know thats so brave, its pretty risky saying stuff like that here, there are so many big bad facists here at university
>she smiles and i know that the hunt is on
>not really a hunt, she writes her number on a piece of paper and basically shoves it in my face awkwardly as i get up to leave for class
>lol okay bitch
>i tease her some more
>oh but user i have a bf
>check facebook, sure as shit she does
>total faggot, actually liked clinton
>now its marginally more challenging
>about two weeks of continued escalation
>go from nice to scathing ridicule
>then dont answer for days
>the texts pile up, i knowingly wait to respond
>bait, hook and reel user, be patient and never let them suspect that you're thirsty, ever
>one day i take it over the top and she all caps screams at me over txt
>shows up at my door
>i open it expecting to have to hit the stupid cunt
>she walks right in and we dont even make it to my room we just start fucking in the foyer
>we hook up for about 3 months
>i suddenly end it
>bored, lol
>she tries to get back with me for the next 3 years
>thats 3, T H R E E years
>shes my worst offender yet, has a breakdown when i start seriously dating country girl who likes guns n wrastlin
>found out about 4 months ago she slit her wrists
I'd feel bad but I don't.
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But once again the thrill of the election and the friction of our differences made the passion so much more palpable in bed. So I pushed aside his ingrained bigotry and instead let it wash over me, filling me with a desire to prove him wrong—or maybe to just be on top of him.
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It's because right wing men are MEN.
Left wing "men" are little boys.
Women hate to admit it but deep down they love alphas, all of them do.
Just like how all men like girly girls.
Lolwut?
>please user, tell me her full name, date of birth, and how exactly she died at your hands. Also, your full name.
OK, bro. Fuck it.
>before i knew it
god i hate liberals. always remove agency and responsability. You knew perfectly well what you did you fat nasty slut but you didn't care you just needed a cock to fill up your void
London Arkansas?
Women are fucking degenerates
thats right
>shacking up with a country girl
all the anons that bitch about hurr durr i cant find a girl, protip: leave the fucking city you stupid cunts.
Bay area.
What did you expect? The backward ass south?
Damn, dude. I don't know whether to cogratulate you, condemn you, or remain ambivalent. Sounds like nothing of value was lost though. Marry that country gal and have tons of kids.
Michael Cera is surprisingly not a jew.
Stupid Whores. You did good user.
Your cock has been bestowed with a power. An indescribable essence, lunge that chunky meat wrap around with confidence from here on out.
Preferably yes
How do you deal with it? I'm 200 miles away and still feel too close to the perpetual cloud of insanity.
Trips of Truth confirm this post.
>Marry that country gal and have tons of kids.
i did, this happened between 2007 and 2008
... im old as balls. fugg
How thicc is sour fuccc fagt
* How thicc is your dicc
I feel at home. I am literally a member of the several socialist organizations and campaigned for our recent universal healthcare bill.
Sad thats exactly the stupid kind of shit I would find hot to wear for a guy.
Its kinda the degradation aspect of it I think.
Like why you guys fantasies about your women having sex with black men all the time.
if you are descended from slavs go for it, if you aren't id say no
unless you're using a proxy youre an amerikaner, work hard and develop value and whatever shit might be said about the slavs they've got a tough fight ahead of them when western europe collapses and everyone flees eastward
dont be a cunt and take their women from them, also mail order brides are not to be trusted
Oh, you're retarded.
Sorry.
>worst hookup
>worst
Probably the best she had. Fucking whore.
You're a fucking monster if this is true, not because you had any role in her killing herself, but because you're bragging about it on Sup Forums.
nice im in sacramento and hate this state and fucking city. let me know if you ever want to meet for coffee and change the coffeeshop tv channel to fox news and watch the baristas flip shit when hannity puts some ANTIFA spokesman in their place
>How thicc is sour fuccc fagt
your autocorrect is horrible user
average or slightly above. im nothing special, physically. dicks the appropriate size, some muscle but not overkill, looks are good enough i guess. where i am king is the emotional play, and thats the thermal exhaust port of every woman ever.
Fuck her bro she was a whore.
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It's even better if you're a Black Trump supporter. I've smashed 6 in the past 2 months.
we're all monsters user
They probably tend not to sleep with janitors. Because they are afraid of the social repercussions. But they want to. I'm willing to bet a lot of them end up trying to get a military or ex military guy.
I would hate fuck you hard but I do have a girlfriend so probably not
>When someone asks about my worst hookup, I have plenty of options to choose from
>I have plenty of options to choose from
Why do girls like this openly brag about being whores who are incapable of keeping a man around?
What the fuck are you doing on Sup Forums if you're a leftist?
It's funny because she says it's the worst hookup despite her also saying that it's the best sex she's ever gotten... Weird
You sound like my vision of myself
Yes nah
At the end of the Daz it comes down to cock
You're clearly above average if a chick offer herself over you
I know for a fact that decent sized cocks that can last long enough to give bone shattering orgasms is what hooks chicks like cocaine
See a ungly por faggot with a hot chick and dig deeper you're fine a big dick in 100% of cases
Personally takes you only so far but it's the diccccc that's the drug the cunts gets hooks on
If you ain't having it you ain't getting it
You're above 5'2inches in circumference of
Not being gay about it but empirical
Aww...little trumpkin mad?
>answered ad for massage tech
>wife needs weekly massage
>first two weeks are normal
>good pay, decent neighborhood
>typical cuck suburbian deal
>third week get bold and start fingering the pussy
>she does the rest
>ever since, massage has been 15 minutes and then fuck for 30-45
>she always makes drinks or has weed
>husband looks like a real douche
>literal trump magnet on fridge
>pics of him golfing all over like a faggot
>BMW suv in the garage
>she wants me to sneak her out for a concert sometime
>he thinks she's just getting massage
I voted for Johnson.
>pic related
Notice people responding to this mental case. What is she talking about?
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Look at this gross roastie. Bragging about sleeping with a bunch of guys. Disgusting as fuck
Is 5-5.1 inches circumference good enough to give chicks the cockmania?
They are envious of Sup Forums memes and influence, so they want to turn leftist.
*this place leftist
probably shareblue off the reservation
make yourself great user
again, its not about the dick. the dicking was good, not being able to deliver on the emotional promise through bestial fucking is a quick way to lose your prey and spend the next few nights jerkin it
if dick size has anything to do with it i wouldn't know. honestly the thing that got me going with a lot of these girls was that i fucking hate them. and this was a while ago, before the millennials went full societal cancer. i cant even imagine how it is now. but that hate, user. that hate. it carried my day when i would rail these chicks.
and they love it. every. woman. adores. a fascist. tangle them up by making them want you. you do this by withholding your attention. give it to them in little sips and then yank the cup away. give some more sips, yank it away. its literally fishing and it fucks with their heads more than any physical characteristic as far as im aware. ive seen chad lookalikes fail spectacularly with women because they dont have 'game', or cunning i guess.
Wait a minute you know the rules tits and time stamp or GTFO
Oh the /leftypol/ retards. What a dumb bitch.
Same.
Usually then they'll kinda playfully hit me and before we know it she's sucking me off and dripping wet.
I have no idea what you just wrote. Please stop representing whit e people on the internet. It's harming us.
things that never happened
Am I a bad person that these kind of stories make me orgasmically happy? My goal has been to make some whore kill herself and I don't think it's something a healthy mind craves.
Cant have much of a debate with people who already agree with you. And Having far left opinions is not as socially acceptable as you think. Plus good jokes and happenings are always non partisan fun.
Sounds fun.
Sounds Great. Hope your gf appreciates you.
nah. Its more of an issue of not being able to find post that make me laugh as hard as any where else.
Every thread is a new mad mans diary of completely sincere hilarious cringe.
Archived and Screencapped for future reference.
Nah it's not love, woman respect strong willed men, ie not liberal pussies.
Dear kek, not atll, ur chubbier than my ex was when she was pregnant. Your approved for coal burning thot, we dont need those genes here.
This thread got tired quick. Sounds like a bunch of newfag 50-year-old glen beck refugees trying to jump on the hot new Nazi revolution sweeping the West. You faggots need to stay in your corner because you're cringe as shit plus you're stupid.
I can't keep the young college women off of me. It's fucking exhausting. I hope the MGTOW shit dies soon, I can't handle this amount of attention and the fucking cat calling... Jesus H. Christ help me.
Is this what a woman felt like in the 90s?
Disgusting, that the best you can do?
if you're going to write some fake news it least make the girl hot, and if its real - again, disgusting.
>I thought about this the other night. I think the reason why conservative men are more attractive to women is because our beliefs come from a place of love.
You're pretty innocent.
They're more attracted to conservative men because their primal urges crave a dominant man who won't be submissive to their requests and will tell them what to do.
Same reason women like bad boys and nice guys finish last. Women have maternal instincts in a productive healthy relationship after birth that help keep things going, but they rarely have emotions resembling "love".
t. married oldfag with 2 kids
>no tattoos
cant be rugged without some ink
>You're a nazi if you care about the constitution and America not turning into a 3rd world socialist hellhole
I'm ambivalent to your presence here. On one hand, leftists always manage to shit up this board, on the other hand, you'll end up converting anyways. I'm glad that leftism isn't as socially accepted in the US as I thought.
how did you evade the false rape accusation that surely came after u dumped her
Are you trying to piss me off with that last statement? Because its working.
Last whore i hooked up with kept calling me a fag until i grabbed her by the neck and ironically said, through gritted teeth,"Ill show you just how gay i am you dumb bitch"
And i got the pussy, practically took it, but it baffled me why a whore testing my patience got me so horny.
Anyways, youre wrong and niggers are gross.
>"at least I still have the constitution"
I knew you baby boomer newfags were in this thread. Damn you stick out so bad. Bunch of perverted has-been, low iq, ex-hippie druggy, jesus cult, israeli loving faggots.
Just die already baby boomer scum, and gtfo off the internet.