His waifu is shorter than 5'9 and has filthy short hair

>His waifu is shorter than 5'9 and has filthy short hair

I mean seriously.

So, your hobbies include attempting to piss off neckbeards on the internet and jacking off to trashy japanese cartoons. Anything else Mr. user?

Troll harder, Blue Dart.

My waifu is 4'8" does indeed have short hair.
I bet you're waifu is 3DPD.

Your half right.

Jacking off is boring and i don't want burn marks on my dick.

>his waifu knows about the dick

I bet your waifu is a cry baby and can't drive.

She doesn't cry and drives robots. Checkmate atheists.

>5'9
Talk in fucking centimeters.

Try again fucko

Why is her face so punchable and fuckable at the same time?

>burn marks
What

mine is 252 feet long.

>His waifu is from a +2010 show

Lets just say i have a very strong grip.

I think you have severe autism.

>not realizing that short girls with short hair are fucking based

Or a very dry waifu...

How will she shop for your groceries if she can't reach the item in the top row?

Don't you have a river to be floating in?

what the fuck are you trying to do with your dick you psychotic mother fucker

She can jump. And because she doesen't have big, floppy cowtits, she won't fall over afterwards.

Noa?

>She can jump.
And what if she still can't reach user?

Then I'm going to jail for pedophilia.

There's a limit to how short she can be, too.

What emotion is being conveyed by this face?

Your waifu hairline fucked up.

who is this waifu?

The face of smug and need of anal lovin'

>need for anal lovin'
I feel that every waifu can make a face conveying the need for anal lovin'.

>entire show about distributing porn
>never once crosses their minds that they can film themselves having sex

The Doujins just make themselves, don't they?

>Implying an herbivore man and a "pure maiden" can get it on
>Even if they did they'd need facial mosaics

But she is like average height for a Japanese woman, which isn't near 5'9"

She also cuts her hair.
That's the joke.

Character development is wonderful

>implying short haired girls aren't cute

>his waifu is a man

>She also cuts her hair.
Whaaaaat

Because character development.

They're the cutest, which is why you can't count them. Wouldn't be a fair contest.

Any women who cuts her hair short is a man.

Only thing that can save this is by having titts that can be grabbed.

She does have breasts

Nobody in Japan is over 5' 9". It's an island of manlets and womanlets.

>Japan will never have manlet kings like Tsuda.

Then again he's 5' 10" and only a teenager.

You keep thinking that.

>Nobody in Japan is over 5' 9

Aomine definitely is over 6ft

anime =/= reality

Shut your whore mouth.

but how tall is kajou?

Unremarkable height.

what is waifu in OP from?

Yakuza fags there are giants bruh.

Who are the twins

With heels in that pic probably around 5'6"

LN characters that aren't getting animated.

Such is the life of a flop.

A meme anime/LN about PCness ruling the earth, Its hit or miss.

oh is it the one where it's like "what if lewdness didn't exist"?

Yes.

say that to her face fucker not online and see what happens

>centimeters
What are those?

Some of the girls are probably wearing high-heels.

say that to my face not online and watch as i kill your entire family and leave you for last while i slowly roast you on a spit watching your dog getting raped by a furry and your waifu shit and pissed on and then see what happens

But I'm 51..

Imagine being a male and being under 6'0, I'd probably kill myself

>TFW I'm 5'9

h-haha yeah..

Long hair is objectively less cute but can be tolerable depending on style
Either go extremely tall or extremely short if you have a height difference fetish, if not then your waifu's height shouldn't matter to you if you love her.

Over half the male population of the world should kill themselves?

>What is survival of the fittest

FUWA IS THE BEST GIRL PROVE ME WRONG PROTIP YOU CANNOT

>Implying you aren't a manlet
>Implying the new gen wouldn't have heigh delusions similar to yours

>Implying someone so ugly can be best

I'm 6'2 and literally the shortest male in the family.
Sorry you have to deal with Inferior genes.

Natural selection will soon deal with you.

Something that clearly doesn't apply to height when people over 6 feet tall are in the minority almost everywhere.

It's probably one of the reasons why so many Asians kill themselves.

>wanting a tall ugly she beast slut
>wanting a midget who will give you short sons

Average master race

>Not wanting a tall nympho beast

>Fuwa
>ugly
kill yourself for having such shit taste.

taller humans have historically had a lower chance of survival compared to shorter ones.

you're retard.

My IRL wife is 5'3" and fucking adorable. Tell me where you live so I can come fight you, faggot.

London.

Come outside buckingham palace, I'll beat you up infront of your waifu.

>taller humans have historically had a lower chance of survival compared to shorter ones.

Citation needed.

source is the entirety of history prior to 1800.

>implying Lina Inverse isn't perfect size and all

That's some heresy you're speaking user.

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>girl is taller than 5'3

IMMEDIATELY put in the fucking garbage.

>mfw
>i'm just as tall as that guy
just kill me already

>His waifu is dead

>I really hate shortness of any kind
You're probably a turbo-manlet that's just projecting.

>filthy short hair
Are talking shit about Noa?

>not having a bitesized waifu

i mean, how can she not? She has to, since she gets it on a regular bases from me.

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Yes and?

She's Japanese, a girl, and a teenager, of course she's going to be short.

She's still perfect in my eyes though.

>shorter than 5'9
Yes, but so what? Tall girls are disgusting

>has filthy short hair
No.

Aren't pretty much all Japanese girls in anime under 5'9"?

Well I'm 168 cm so...

How the fuck is 5'10 or 6'0 tall for you? Are you some degenerate manlet?