wtf dude ive been with this girl for literally over 12 months and she just broke up with me for laughing at this fat girl on the MTV show catfished lik wtf it was the only girl ive ever even kissed
>be me in super srs relationship with qt gf for over a year >hot skinny girlfriend >madly in love with her even pretend to hate trump and voted for hillary to not make her mad >watching catfish tonight >they catch the person and its this gigantic 350 lb whale >laugh for like 3 seconds >GF spergs out and says im body shaming and sexist and literally throws a huge fit and freaks the fuck out >I say why do u even care ur skinny? >throws remote at me screams some more says im fat shamer gets all her shit and leaves >texts me that its over and im the biggest mistake of her life >literally blocks me on fb, insta, everything
this girl was literally my life im so crushed right now i cant believe i just lost everything for a few seconds of laughing
PC culture has gotten out of control i cant believe it they brainwashed her 2. seriously thinking about suicide rn
Well. Looks like your life is back in your hands. Don't be a fucking bitch and find someone who actually is compatible with you. Fucking needy bastard.
Levi Hughes
Sage
Matthew Brown
Sounds like you dodged a bullet dude, be glad
Luke Jones
>voted for Hillary What a pathetic piece of shit
Aaron Anderson
This
Nathaniel Ortiz
Hahahaha holy shit what a bitch.
Xavier Bailey
>voted for hillary to not make her mad
Don't be a cuck user
Kevin Sanders
Sounds like your relationship sucked for her for a long time and finally she snapped and picked a random thing to break up with you over.
Jayden Perry
She was already fucking someone else and used this as an excuse to leave.
Jason Morales
This was clearly an excuse to break up op. Go to church and find a religious woman
John Turner
>I lived a lie for a year and now I'm free
You know you can pay for sex right? And you don't have to drive into the hood and roll your passenger window down and potentially get the shit beat out of you by a pimp, you just go on backpage and pick yourself out a freelance whore
Nathaniel Cox
Blessing in disguise my dude, take it as a chance to improve yourself. Lawyer up, hit the gym, read some books.
Carson Collins
Dude you got lucky. Craziness usually comes out much later
Ryder Sanders
Ignore the whore, if she begs to come back tell her to get her sjw shit in check or fuck off. Fatties must be vilified.
Ian Morris
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Mason Davis
Sounds like you dodged a bullet my man. What? Were you going to keep your power level suppressed your whole life while some crazy cunt walks all over you?
Angel Clark
She was cheating on you and used this as an excuse to have a hissy fit and leave you. Be thankful son you just dodged a bullet but because of my digis you'll transform into the guy from your picture during every full moon for the rest of your life for posting your blog here.
Easton Edwards
It couldn't have just been over laughing at a fat girl on TV, that was only the catalyst.
Jackson Anderson
Be yourself, never fucking hide shit. It'll fuck you in the long run. That goes for women too.
Levi Lee
She wanted an excuse to break up with you. You were a big pussy and you let her. Maybe if you acted like a man once in a while or displayed affection without her having to ask you she would have stayed. It's too late now.
But we'll never know. She's probably been seeing some guy behind your back and wanted a good reason to feel good about breaking up with you. So not only was it a fabricated reason but it actually plays a psychological role in mollifying her guilt.
Like I said, it's too late. The only way to salvage your relationship now is to go absolutely fucking crazy boyfriend-mode, and you sound like you have the charisma of a damp rag. (vid related: youtube.com/watch?v=IhRnIdGY_QQ )
Charles Gray
You tried to be crypto, but you're not even smart enough to pull it off.
It's hilarious that you don't think that people can pick up on your being manipulated by Sup Forums's propaganda.
This wasn't about the fat bitch, this was about you being a meme-led retard, this had probably been building for a long time.
Owen Smith
I dumped my last cunt after laughing at me when I said my purpose is to be a father some day. ''pfft, typical''. Feminists are toxic whores that refuse to grow up. you dodged a magnum bullet, brah.
Nolan Walker
Time to take the mgtow pill
Dylan Wood
fake and gay, slide thread
Carson Richardson
>pay for sex >backpage >get entrapped by police
great idea, poor excection. there are better sites out there. do it the safe way. eros, p411, TER. good luck user. MGTOW
Benjamin Rodriguez
It's this one desu
Eli Green
>tfw you get to make fun of the catfish fatties together with your gf
Julian James
Don't kys dick breath. When whatever little plan she has fails she will be in touch. But right now shes on some chad's dick. Might be a few months. Move on bro. Try some Bill Burr.
Ryan Gomez
Jump in front of a bus while masturbating, and livestream it
Aaron Hill
jesus fucker your love of your life was some insane bitch. sort yourself out.
Cameron Thompson
Dude you realize that ballots are private right?
Charles Hernandez
Lol you suck.
Charles Howard
Let me give you a red pill
Don't cower and change your opinion , call her out and say she's an over reacting cunt. Just stand up to her and she will suck your dick
Trust me user
Michael Robinson
Stop being a faggot, faggot
Daniel Parker
You dodged a bullet, bud My gf is liberal as well and she'll put up with my overt racism
Thomas Lewis
You dodged a bullet bro. Life goes on you will find another GF. Be glad you didnt get trapped up with this psycho hose beast. Any girl who gets her moralities from twitter is immature anyways.
Thomas Hall
Send her a text that you are still interested in a relationship and do nothing else. If you get a response that is a good sign. If you don't hear anything from her after a week, move on. Shit happens.
Gavin Hill
Nice bait but since there really are plenty of people this retarded you triggered me anyway. Why so many men will bend over backwards to be in relationships with women they clearly have no connection with on an intellectual level, I will never understand.
Kayden Russell
If she breaks up with you for that, she's been wanting out for awhile and used it as an excuse. Sucks but that's all it is, an excuse so she doesn't feel bad.
Jacob Harris
If you act like an asshole, she'll let you do and say anything you want. Try and act like a nigger, OP.
Hudson Clark
You dodged a bullet. She sounds like a bitch.
Its sad though there are less sane women than sane men to go around. So good luck finding one that submits to you and not our current zeitgeist.
David Carter
this is fake as shit you idiots
look at the way OP types, he's literally spelling it out for you that he's nigger af rn bruh frfr
Asher Gomez
You hid you're a Trump supporters from your gf? No shit she's gonna be full blown sjw.
Pro tip, find a girl who's younger than you, less experienced. Drop subtle memes and redpills. Then after she says ily drop the Trump card
Nicholas Cox
he was probably black too. You failed to satisfy her OP.
Logan Brown
Also, your TV fulfilled its Jewy purpose, hurting your chances over social Marxism. You are partially at fault for watching TV in the first place.
Angel Ross
>Jump in front of a bus while masturbating, and livestream it
Why? He just dodged a bullet.
Cooper Clark
>tfw can openly make fun of fat people and hate on niggers and jews with my gf >Just normal tv talk >get to teach her how to shoot tomorrow wew
Gabriel Cox
>madly in love with her even pretend to hate trump and voted for hillary to not make her mad