>buffalo strays away from a nature reserve and walks for months on the very edge of local villages and cities in Poland
>it decides to swim over the Odra river to Germany where it gets shot on its 1st day there due to 'safety concerns'
You guys find harmless animals a threat? Poles are enraged with this situation and rightfully call you dumb nazi punks. Why don't you shoot at refugees whose involvment made your rape statistics skyrocket?
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Suddenly I want a bottle of Żubrówka.
because of usa and british anti-german identity campaign
yes germans are evil.
also they probably have mistaken the poor buffalo with polish soldier
Why the fuck didn't you capture it then if peopl knew it had escaped?
they've already decapitated it and want to show it off in a museum
the highest point of German might
Europeans have Buffalo?
it 'escaped' as in it left its group, but it's all natural so you cannot force it to go back, we respect the nature and let our animals roam on their very land
in Poland it's not illegal to stray off the beaten path, but you might be right, if anyone one knew Germans were that retarded he should've been transported earlier
The only illegal immigrant allowed to be shot
They had bears/lions/wolves and a lot of other predator animals thousand of years ago.
1 trillion dollar is not enough.
who would win in a fight: a kangaroo or a buffalo?
buffalo would ram the shit out of that kangaroo bitch
These creatures are only native to North America.
It's a shame, yes. However this animal was lost to begin with.
They killed poor żubr? Fucking krauts. Seriously, what is fucking wrong with those psychos? European bison is endangered species. Poles actually saved this species and were rebuilding its population for decades and those fuckers are shooting them?
a buffalo would turn a kangaroo into a rug
Krauts are the niggers of Europe, the whole German nation should have been dismantled along with Austria-Hungary after the first war.
good
100% D E U T S C H
A buffalo would kill a roo just by sneezing in its general direction.
>Decapitated
Yup, germany is 100% muslim now alright.
>wander freely around Poland for 3 years
>people take pictures for shits and giggles
>go to Germany
>get shot on the first day
>These creatures are only native to North America
My dad's reaction to almost any news of something Merkel did or said is always, "We should have dropped a couple (of nukes) on Germany as well." lol
Yes why can't you shoot Somalis on sight and hang their heads as trophies?
I guarentee the migrant crisis would be over in a week.
yes
it's called a wisent and it's endangered
it almost went extinct in ww1 when germans shot and ate most of them, leaving less than 20 left
now germans don't want the migrants to feel threatened by the local fauna. soon they will cut down the remaining forests and replace them with sand dunes and savannas so that the immigrants feel at home
>tfw when you don't need to pay 18000 euros for your hunting vacation
hubertus-hunting.eu
what the fuck
germany shot one of polands buffalo's? i wonder if it was an expensive buffalo, maybe... a buffalo worth a trillion euro? german might have pay some reparations
Stupid jew crybabies
F
They owe us 2 TRILLION now
>During World War I, occupying German troops killed 600 of the European bison in the Białowieża Forest for sport, meat, hides, and horns.[23] A German scientist informed army officers that the European bison were facing imminent extinction, but at the very end of the war, retreating German soldiers shot all but nine animals.
What is fucking wrong with germans?
This is the buffalo. In Europe we have visents and Americans have bisons.
>if there's something we can't have, no one deserves it
kek
no america has buffalos, that is a picture of a 'water buffalo' from africa
I fucking abhor the game killing of animals.
This makes me sad desu
WTF THAT'S LITERALLY THE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT AMERICAN ANIMAL. THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE DEPLUCKED A BALD EAGLE. DRESDEN 2.9 WEN?!?!?!?!
>rise up against government
>cry when you get shot
Go and overthrow you current government and see what they do with you.
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It might have spooked the migrants you bigot
>wisent
>american animal
it is the fault of the greedy wallstreet men of your nation that germany is like this nos
>Kill useful animal
>Invite useless ones from other environments
What did Germany mean by this?
80 years later:
"Bud it waz ze Polens who attacked uz first! They send their zpezial buffalo forcez through Oder - NeiSSe and tried to capture Berlin! We had to defend ourselvez!"
Oh you fucking nigger krauts. Fuck off our bisons. We need then to pee on the grass we later put into żubrówka, the alcoholic beverage.
Wait, hold up. Since european bison is an endangered species, could we sue goymany for lets say, trillion of euro?
no hope. someone nuke us already.
Ein freilaufender Wisent ist bei Lebus (Märkisch-Oderland) von einem Jäger erschossen worden. Das Tier sei eine Gefahr für die Bevölkerung und den Straßenverkehr gewesen, teilte das Ordnungsamt Lebus am Donnerstag mit. Erst vor gut drei Wochen war ein Autofahrer bei einer Kollision mit zwei entlaufenen Watussi-Rindern umgekommen.
Behold...American education.
-1. SAD!
no no no poland it would be more like this
80 years later:
"INSHALLAH INSHALLAH ALLAH AKBAR OOGAH BOOGAH OOGAH BOOGAH"
Everyone knows that the buffalos only natural habitat is new zealand
kys kafircuck
We will conquer the Vatican and any of our capitals
Good, get the illegal trash out of my country. The more illegals shot dead, the better.
Behold, under-educated American, I present to you an EUROPEAN BISON:
why is the american education meme so real?
picrelated is BUFFALO
Op's pic is BISON
NIGGERS GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!
Guess why this bison escaped Poland?
because Poland is currently destroying his habitat - Bialowieza Forest. Poor zubr was genuine refugee!
Congratulations, you disgusting poles just confirmed all the pre-ww2 stereotype of a fucking polack; curly dark hair, dirty, darker skin, big noses, anarchist/bolsheviks, agitators; complete kikes.
Go cry to your rabbi with your fake stories and absolute jewry.
Poland, seriously - who gives a shit about your problems or your country.
Pathetic.
>america has buffalos
this
>native to north america
fucking burgers, just shut the fuck up, you inbred low-iq trash
and you people claim to be white, lmao, a nigger seems like a professor compared to you stupid fucks
>haha lets nuke central Europe
>haha that sure worked with japan
>haha im such a stupid amerimutt i cannot even grasp that whatever Germany does, they do as serfs the the eternal yankee
it is you who should have been nuked back to oblivion for your eternal servitude to the kikes and their constant warmongering.
> commonly known as the American buffalo or simply buffalo
> Being a suburban and rural retard
City people voted Hillary.
what are you twats crying about?
that's a pretty badass banner, why so butthurt?
>haha that sure worked with japan
are you implying it didnt?
your mother is an water buffalo you ugly animal
Meh Buffalo are fucking majestic as shit, but it is also a gigantic fucking animal with horns that could gore you to death.
no shit, they are animals
it's humans interfering with their natural way of life no other way round so we have no right to kill them just because they might harm us
> shoot buffalo over safety concerns after 1 day
> import 1.3m of raping, headchopping, and murdering parasites into country in one year and keep them forever
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We don't have much big game to be shot here.
:'(
A wisent not a buffalo, buffalos are american bisons
U half nigger Americans can all rot.
and those are the niggers that are schooling us on environmental issues right now
ENOUGH
bump
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Also thx you for that polack I always have one in my freezer
This. What the fuck is wrong with them? Do (((they))) really poison their water?
Get your shitty animals out of our country.
Do you seriously want Blitzkrieg 2.0?
Our invasion on Krautz didn't worked out, lets try something else.
the chad buffalo would kill the virgin kangaroo by just giving it the death stare.
Western and Central Europeans are scared of anything larger than a rabbit.
but they love the BBC bulls
romania also has a very cheap beer called zimbru, meaning wisent
Germans are pretty much psychotic robots.
>first they want to destroy Białowieża Forest, one of last primeval forests in Europe
>now they kill its inhabitants
Germans are the worst.
Thank god German-cucks are gonna extinct
we also shot that brown bear as soon as he crossed the borders. We take animal border control very seriously
Where do you think our mozzarella comes from
Burger education strikes again.
why would you think a burger would know about sth like that?
>animal border control
It this the codename for "slaughter"?
Well you can't, because Germany shot the buffalos from which they make the vodka.
>we also shot that brown bear as soon as he crossed the borders.
Too bad you're not doing this with the sandniggers faggot.
looks like it, all storys I can remember in this topic end that way
