Who's Ready?

The Grande Finale is hours away.

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So ready to see Hillary's public execution.

RIP casino never forgetti

How many?

We've crashed shit into gas planets before

the kids dont know that. to them this is breaking new ground.

nice touch

Bring on the second sun!

Earth just send the cosmic equivalent of a jizz blast to another planet's face. Cosmic bukkake is now a thing.

It's a ritual.
If it has any effects at all, they might not be immediately noticeable in the 3rd dimension.

Elaborate please.
From memory, screenshot, archive, anything.
Thank you.

All that money to find out that a giant ball is 94% hydrogen and 6% helium.

What a fucking waste of human productivity, resources, and intellect.

Russia has on more than one occasion accused the US of destroying a reentry vehicle coming back to earth with a cyberattack.

*sigh

>The Grande Finale is hours away.
Oh no not again.

It will pay off 500 years from now when we start mining planets. Sorry you can't get instant gratification, that's not how everything works

Nigga I'm about to go to sleep, so if anything happens I won't feel a thing

>Mining Saturn

>he doesn't know we're all going to be dead by this time next year

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I wouldn't worry about it. The shoemaker levy asteroid cluster didn't light off jupiter so I doubt a little spent plutonium will do anything to Saturn's atmosphere

neptune and uranus are actually "ice giants".

>tfw worked on 10 billion dollar NASA project

I'm with the LARPer from the other thread...no way this got funded without a Deep State objective in the mix...specifically:

Cassini is carrying the Ark of the Covenant.
The Ark is a tool for spiritual contemplation and power...it intensifies and purifies the worthy but brings fire and death to the unworthy.
Saturn's Hexagon is literally a portal to Hell.
NASA claims the satellite will de-orbit near the equator but in reality it will drop the Ark into the hexagon at the North Pole.
This is all a CIA black project to bring about the Apocalypse.

Best case scenario: the Ark is lost for millennia
Worst case scenario: IRL "DOOM" scenario in which all anons get stroggified

You realize that Nasa is spat on in the scientific community for being entirely inept right?

These people can barely tie their own shoes together I am not concerned over "Ooh I see spark spark make flame ooh ooh always work cause I best smart"

These people are animals and entirely stupid.

LARPers GO NOW

MY ANUS IS A GAS GIANT

i want to believe

You realize its this spacecraft which discovered the hexagon, right?

As of ~3:30 am EDT, End Of Mission is less than 5 hours away.

There will be a lot of people very disappointed.
It will just be sending raw sensor data back to earth, not some nice picture or even video like some of them probably think.

Nothing is going to happen because we live in a simulation the real us died d millions of years ago and we are just memories saved in the hard drive remember the prophecies we think about the prophecies but they won't happen because this is not real

Anyone else watching the livestream? Can't wait to get a first-person view of this, the tech we have today is fucking surreal

Sorry, not buying this fake staged event... it would take hundreds if not thousands of years to reach Saturn...

you can use your radio telescope to get the transmissions

You need a nasa gold pass to watch the stream.
Glad i got mine in time

What's that line in the prophecy?
>the rod and ring will strike
or something like that?

The dick and dong will bong

Kek

>it would take hundreds if not thousands of years to reach Saturn
t. someone who has no idea what space travel is

Physicist here.

You guys don't even know how bad this really is. I've read the threads and what you think is going to happen is the best case scenario.

Crashing Cassini into Saturn is going to create an explosion comparable to the Big Bang. The whole Universe might get reset due to the destabilization of Higgs field.

This is the end.

Raid can be used in space as well

How inspiring....so magnificent.

>Physicist here.
nice larp
we need to get some space rakes going

>it will set her free

Chcked and ready to get wrekt

...

sauce?

>2017
>shitty 120p black and white pictures

For what purpose

Of it destroys the rings of Saturn, well fuck

the craft was launched in 1997

Space talk makes me diamonds.
Give me your wildest theories, cosmic anons!

>best case scenario: nothing happens

See the rate at which technology is progressing?

Imagine a future where we actually have the processing power and theoretical break through to simulate a real intelligence in a virtual world

Think that could be possible one day? Even if it takes a thousand more years would you not say it's likely we'd get to that point?

Well if it's an inevitability then odds are we did reach that point and decided to simulate our universe

The odds we're the original humans and not a simulation of humans who already reached their peak are low

This simulation would likely have an endpoint though, I imagine it would be when the simulation tries to simulate it's own intelligence

Or maybe the cycle carries on to infinity with simulations simulating further simulations

I'm high

Its cool tha tyou havent even botheres to look at the final composite images and have just looked at a few RAWs

You have no idea what is going on at any given time do you?

fuck NASA right?

>Saturn's polar hexagon discovery was made by the Voyager mission in 1981

>Cassini is carrying the Ark of the Covenant.
I'd be so mad

Convergence of happenings. Coincidence?

Yeah, good idea leaf.

Now under 4 hours until End of Mission.

NASA was a CIA op to test how much bs they could make people/rival powers believe about their exaggerated accomplishments with just pictures and video

the cosmic mircrotone background will become transparent
like rising damp
munt will soak into the walls of the cosmos
and itl topple like soggy bread

We know the time of the crash. How long will it be until the results are noticeable from earth?

>tfw the future civilizations will find its wrecklings and hide it from their civilians

It only takes a little over one hour for light to travel from Saturn to Earth.

>we often sow the own seeds of our destruction.
>they think that saturn will grant them great power and wealth for all they have done in her name.
>she wont, for when project bluebeam fails, they become saturns new project bluebeam and she sacrifices them to unite the world under her banner

...

...

Ur mums anus maybe

2+2+2+2 = 8 = 2^3 = cube = saturn = satan = happening

Ass yo

Now under 3 hours to End of Mission.

Less than 90 minutes until the last signal is sent from Saturn.

Less than 1 hour.

Well that's odd.

>people actually think these cgi fairy tales are real
topkek

THIS GUY GETS IT

And you need to add yourself to the list.

>Leisure Suit Larry
I banged that chick on an IBM PC Jr.

its like Jupiter never existed
this. you newfag idiots.

astronomer here

get fuckt

is this the new Destiny game

you pseudo science pseudo spiritual occult faggots are soooo full of shit. God damn shut the fuck up. You invent so much bullshittery to shape your stupid fantasy world view.

Don't hurt the tinfoil idiots chance to sperg out about nothing.

You tinfoil morons... God damn you ruin this board.

Main point of Cassini was studying the moons of Saturn.

basing your artist's impression of Cassini's retirement on the breakup of Columbia is a bit shitty tbqhwy

Hello Nick Bostrom. Please stop making convoluted metaphysical assertions. Thank you.

Shrouding all the ground around me
Is this holy crow above me
Black as holes within a memory
And blue as our new second sun
I stick my hand into his shadow
To pull the pieces from the sand
Which I attempt to reassemble
To see just who I might have been
I do not recognize the vessel
But the eyes seem so familiar
Like phosphorescent desert buttons
Singing one familiar song
So good to see you
I've missed you so much
So glad it's over
I've missed you so much
Came out to watch you play
Why are you running away?
Came out to watch you play
Why are you running away?

As an engineer, this is what excites me. Can't wait to see what pops up.

30 minutes.

Maynard is a fagget, tool fans need to realize this. As long as you give fags and niggers a platform they will continue to speak. You enable his butt fucking degeneracy

The man moved to the middle of the desert and does nothing but work his ass into the dirt making wine. He's essentially retired from Tool at this point.

The point I was trying to get at is there is genuinely a lot of basis for the second sun that keeps getting mentioned. Saturn is of significant occult importance, and whether or not it's true, the crazy fucks that run things all believe in it.

LARPing aside....

Ever held a torch to a balloon full of Hydrogen ? The explosion is immense.

Hydrogen makes up Saturn's outer layer, along with helium too... now instead of a torch, we have Cassini, which will pick up speed and heat entering Saturn's atmosphere, ultimately catching fire and hurtle towards saturn with Plutonium on board.

>Fire + plutonium + a shit tonne of Hydrogen + deep impact = basically end of this solar system!

I'm actually more concerned about Cassini than I am with North Korea or Sept 23rd (LARP tier shit).

Worst case scenario, we don't see nothing happen.

>Saturn is of significant occult importance, and whether or not it's true, the crazy fucks that run things all believe in it
This.

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equivalent would be some asshole doing that on the moon and trying to see that from earth . Calm down good goy your fine.

> wrong plutonium isotope
> no oxidizer
>> no fooking chance m8

Lil' probe did its job and now it goes to rest and become one with what it studied.

Godspeed you little bastard.