I TOLD you guys approx 3 weeks ago there would be two terror attacks in the same day, one in London and one in Paris, within the month. I was right. There was a bomb in London today and a soldier was attacked by some chappie with a knife in Paris (and I am guessing the perps were not Buddhists).
But to be honest, I only said it because of all the dumb LARPers (Anon5 etc) making vague predictions, this was pretty easy. Where islam thrives, so does islamic terror. P&P. Over and out.
>Terror attack >Some bucket blew up >3 minor injuries
WOW WTF ARE YOU A PROPHET?
Jacob Clark
Were we supposed to stop these attacks? Sup Forums might be able to track down HWNDU flags, but it isn't gonna wipe out terrorism.
Alexander Jones
Go fuck yourself, nothing has even happened.
>b-but muh EXPLOSHOON!
Logan Long
The hell am I looking at?
Justin Cooper
Great prognostication there. I predict there will be numerous instances of muslim violence in london and paris, many on the same day. Am I a wizard or are these places just filled with violent shitskins?
Carter Perry
My sacred chickens have greedily gobbled the golden grains of goodness. Hear my next prediction: Within one month, Donald Trump will sack 3 people in one day, and many powerful individuals will be upset.
I am only doing this to show how stupid it is to put one's faith in LARPers. See if I'm wrong, though...
Nicholas Sanders
>TOLD >no screencaps do you even tried?
Gavin Flores
>a million larping monkeys fling shit at the wall >OP's turd sticks >joke's on you I was only pretending to larp! fuck off
Easton Roberts
I used the same name, it'll be archived somewhere, search for it yourself
Austin Roberts
My predictions have a 100% success rate so far.
Adam Mitchell
Your thread would be a lot more popular if you would just find it and post it yourself
since you're still raving about cracky chan 12 years later, you know if those 2 pics supposedly off her tumblr were legit or not?
Isaac Thomas
Look legit to me, they would have been BTFO'd by the dedicated autusts who measure facial characteristics in these instances, so they are currently accepted as canon.
William Brown
then there's this....via some detective work i figured out this is the main drag of vancouver washington, no clue what she would've been doing there, nothing but hippies and bohemians there were also rumors about her going to UCSD and moving to fucking boston of all places
Gabriel Harris
Opinion is divided on this one, user. Not sure what to think meself...
Benjamin Jenkins
vancouver pic is ancient as you can probably tell by the quality alone, looks like it was taken on a cameraphone in '07 or so
Jayden Martinez
oh yeah, would you know what her tumblr is/was?
Dominic Morris
>bargain bucket burp >ackbar knife flail fail
wow, devaststing.
Jace Baker
I am sure it is posted on .71
Brody King
these two incidents were non events
as important as hearing trump took a shit this morning
but look, you probably have nothing else in life to validate your existence, so yea, great job
I predict you will be a virgin until 30
Evan Ramirez
i'll do some more poking around there, that's where i got the vancouver pic from
Cheers bro for looking, thanks for making the effort. Sad it had to come true, but those burkahs gotta durkah, I suppose.
Brody Clark
Install Tampermonkey, then click this link Sup Forums-x.net/builds/Sup Forums-X.user.js Tampermonkey lets you run scripts, and 4chanX is bae. It'll automatically retrieve deleted posts from archives, you can MD5 search images to see how often they're posted and a whole fuck ton of other useful features.
Carson Brooks
AWWW FUCK IT! BIN THAT BUCKET! amiright.jpg
Robert Cook
john kelly, mcmasters and sessions?
I hope
Lucas Lewis
To be honest, m8 I don't even know who those guys are, I'm a Brit. I'm just betting on what I think is a sure thing (Trump is sacking people left right and centre, three more won't seem that many given what's happened previously - also, these guys are politicians, so, yes, SOMEONE powerful would be pissed off). I'm doing this for a giggle, and to discredit LARPers like Anon5 who pretend they have knowledge others don't. I'm aiming to be more specific and more succesful but merely stating the obvious, with an air of faux mystery, and the obligitory LARPer namefagging.
Daniel Gomez
WRONG SEPTEMBER 23 IS THE END FAGGOT
Jose Jenkins
Watch the sky, see what happens, only those who accept the SkyQueen will prevail, as the profane grovel in the darkness like blindworms.
Jacob Baker
you know that name sounds familiar, are you from old Sup Forums?
John Allen
Never been on Sup Forums, too busy playing, er... vidya games. I suppose some other user must be keeping the faith alive. But remember - Cracky is the SkyQueen, and SOSQ is her prophet.
Michael Harris
I predicted this. Based off of the Islamic calander dip sbit. Today is the first day of the Islamic month muharram. Yesterday the the last day in a religious month of peace, can't remember the name of the month. But Islamic terror seasons are easy to predict.
Hunter Allen
But this is like saying, it's gonna be a shooting in Chicago during this weekend. You know what I mean?
Jason Rodriguez
London can fuck off. We have a nuclear Royal Navy - they have enough to demolish London. Obviously Her Majesty would have to be evacuated to Balmoral or something, but London is a cesspit of degeneracy. It must be purged.
Robert Scott
This user gets it. But I am doing it to show I'm better at this crap than the fake "insiders" who promise everything and reveal nothing. Cracky is the SkyQueen, and SOSQ is her prophet. I have 100% success so far. By using the power of the perfectly obvious, fake LARPers will be BTFO'd.