If I move to England and convert to Islam, can I still rape teenage girls with impunity? Asking for a friend

If I move to England and convert to Islam, can I still rape teenage girls with impunity? Asking for a friend

Only if you agree to full welfare benefits

YES

Only if you aren't white.
If you're white, then it doesn't matter what religion you are, you'll do hard time.
How do people not get this yet?

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This

Mexicans get away with stat rape all the time here, unless it's really pushing it like with a relative.

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Only if you agree to spread Jihad in England

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fug > marry > kill

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The good days are over mohammad, we are wise to your sort now.

Also new laws insist that immigrants know how to use toilet paper instead of wiping their arse with their bare hands. This alone excludes 98% of the middle east and pakistan entirely.

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