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Fuck you too then, burgers

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Canada needs good nuking

Doesn't really make sense for us to cover a country that isn't our property like japan and south korea.

I bet #AmnestyDon will defend Mexico tho.

who?

Fuck you leaf you need a good nuking.

fpbp

Please glass us.

get fucked ching chong
Maybe you can militarize all those muslims and beaners you took in

Big if true.

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Tfw I'm just out of range

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YOu fucking call americans stupid and fat but when the chips are down you want some fucking help?
Fuck you want help build and EMP and it makes Nkoreas tech useless.

I fucking wish
instead of bombs we'll send second hand muddies

You'll thank us later

The eternal leaf BTFO!
>Muh War of 1812
>Canada could take on the USA we beat them once!
>Canada has strong military look at us in WWI/WWII
>Come save us big mean USA!

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get fucking rekt the funny thing is they'll probably defend us instead

THE DAY OF THE RAKE IS NEAR

>Canada gets hit
>1 million illegal Chinks flood to USA under the excuse of being refugees

First off what Canada "needs" is a nuclear Holocaust, and second,

>Nork nukes BC
>now the equalization system is fucked
>Quebec no longer get gibs
>Quebec politicians rise up for a 3rd referendum
yeah, do it you fat cunt.

North Korea would never nuke the Chinese, they're one of their only allies.

THE EARTH IS FLAT SO ALL THE COORDINATES ARE OFF

Thank fuck I live in the Maritimes.

>build your entire culture around "not being american"
>constantly shit on the US
>have a joke of a military because you expect your neighbor to protect you
Suddenly a wild North Korean appears with bad aim due to squinty eyes
>"save us big brother!"
>"we are your number one ally!"

Get fucked Canucks, your country would be imminently improved if the 5 biggest cities got good nuking. The only decent Canadians are outside the cities and in the rural areas, we will make these decent white lumberjacks into Americans, the rest can be made into soap.

Nigga, we don't even want to defend our coastal metros, let alone Chinada. Fuck you syrup niggers.

what you get for your shitposting

Haha, maybe give 10million to another taliban member and theyll save you

That's what you get for trying to defy us on every immigration issue, leaf.
Also, do what you said you would and take our illegals already.

no but we would

Actions have consequences, leafs.

Day of the rake confirmed. Digits to spare me.

Well fuck leafs...

whatever, you guys always talking shit.

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good, they've had it too good for too long

How can anyone defend you if you reject everyone who doesn't know which one out of the HUNDREDS of pronouns we are supposed to use?

What do they mean "defend" from a missile attack? Some kind of counter-missile? The reason is probably because if the missile fails it could land on somebody's house and cause an international incident

Best part is that if Canada were invaded, we'd treat it as a threat to our own soil and invade to stop the invaders.

Fpbp

>Gookouver and Torontostan in range
PLEASE NK PLEASE DO IT

Nukes can be used as emps though. I'm not sure what you're getting at

I-is this the day of the rake, is this how leaf shitposters will be cleans from this board?

This is the dumbest thing...

Your way of thinking is all kinds of fucked up and lacking of even the most rudimentary common knowledge.

>checked
FPBP

>Americucks won't even defend their neghbors yet they shill for people to enter NATO
lol

fucking nuke the west coast and send the fucking chink a message north korea

MY SIDES

It's alright. We'll see if Russia wants a shiny new airbase in, say, Saskatoon. In exchange for a peace treaty of course.

THERES ONLY 35MIL CANKEKS LITERALLY NOTHING IS LOST

what about an an attack from vanuatu?
I think an attack from vanuatu is far more likely

NATO entire purpose is you defending yourself and not asking for our help

Canada is full of Communists.

So if NK attacked us they would allow it and laugh.

They might even help them if they were winning.

Critically underrated get

good. I hope they nuke some leftist hell hole like hongcouver anyway

How much money you throwing into missile defense, leafy?

Agreed.

What is NORAD? What is the DEW system?

how the fuck is it underrated, you stupid fucking moron?

Build your own global missile defense shield you fucking homos.

Canada confirmed for nuked

>canada
>not our property

Kek. Those leafs only exist through our good graces.

Don't worry, NK would never nuke a fellow Asian communist country, you are safe.

>Be living in Windsor
>Americucks let a nuke hit
>Still takes out thousands of Americucks in the direct explosion and more from the fallout
I'm sure they will just let the nukes fall on Canada.

Not surprising

The ultimate goal is always to not get nuked. If NK starts nuking a USA ally then the US nuking back would then bring nukes onto the USA, so they won't do it

You think they might start drawing anime too?

Canada's Refugees Welcome Policy does not exclude 150 kT North Koreans.

The side effect of losing Vancouver is Part & Parcel for living in an inclusive society.

I am sure they can be counted on to protect their country.

>Be living in Windsor

Thinking North Korea would waste a nuke to take out a 3rd rate casino and the Adam's Apple gay bar.

Yep.

LULZ, this means Russia will gain the whole of the Arktis? Or are Norway and Canada going to BTFO Russkies on their own?

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Source? Pls.

Maybe if your country didn't blow so much of its money on its ethnic-replacement program it could afford a missile-defence system.

Looks like a Ruger 10/23

See, logic kills the Americuck.

Vancouver is literally 70% Chinese they wouldn't dare nuke their greatest ally

It's basically part of China, in 10 years it will be 95% asian

10/22 of course, damn is

I hate phoneposting, I promise I will stop.

Wanna see current year faggot Ubermensch Canadians how they fight "subhuman" Russkie Slav mongrels and show us all how it's done.

Jesus Christ, it's a stupid incendiary headline designed for maximum clicks. Haven't you people learned anything about how (((they))) operate yet? Of course we would fucking help.

Not like the norks have a reason to attack anyone who isn't SK or USA.

That's what I call population replacement done right.

>buy our weapons and missile defense goy
>Kim Jung-Un is CRAZY you know goy
>did you buy 6 gorrilian weapons yet?

It's a bait article. The reality is, if North Korea launches a nuke, they are not going to launch it way up into the sticks. They are going to launch it within 100 miles of the US border, where 90% of Canadians live.

And at launch (and reasonable distances for a response/countermeasures against an ICBM), the US is not going to be able to distinguish (with confidence) the difference between a path for, say, Montreal and New York City.

isn't your country knee-bent on destroying the west leaf? have a taste of cultural enrichment.

Thx.

Nuclear day of the rake confirmed.

Why would nork attack China's investment country? Do the norks want to piss off China's elites? The only country likely to attack Canada is Russia through Nunuvut.

On 9/11 two fully loaded F15's walked a non responsive Korean Air 747 into Vancouver Airport flying low over the Fraser River. I watched this with my own eyes. If something where to happen that was a threat to the US you will see US forces in Canada again. However, we're supposed to protect ourselves so in reality OP is a fucking faggot.

No Canadian thinks this. 1812 just comes up for the bantz

So Canada can buy weapons to defend itself. The master plan of the military industrial complex. NK is the bogeyman.

Not our job, you fucks have your own missile defense system right?...right?

There's a little thing called NORAD. If the US doesn't act, NORAD will.

I want more webms like this

>do literally nothing to help
>expect to be protected

LOL

Sorry, eh.

Exactly, so again OP is a fag.