>tfw British
>tfw pic related costs under £5
>tfw can’t even eat it all
>tfw God blesses your country for keeping his commands so that you have so much food people get sick from over eating
>tfw Continentals and burgers and Leafs and the rest of the third world will attack this out of jealousy
Non-british of the world, why don’t you obey God’s commands and receive His blessing? Great Britian did it, and although it may go away soon, it’s definitely good while it lasts.
>under £5
>living in a fuckhole like Leeds
I love being British
LOL! Pretty soon you cuks will have to lose the bacon and sausage.
>cherry tomatoes
disgusting
What's the thing between the Eggs and the Sausages m8?
A Full English wouldn't go amiss, here. Sliced meat and cheese on bread rolls just doesn't quite cut the mustard.
fug I'm hungry again
tfw no english breakfast
kek'd
i ate half a hamburger today, and I was full like a saucy lass.
Blood pudding
No idea what the stuff actualyl is
the taint
enjoy your horse meat and ground up white girl sausage
quintessentially
Mushrooms, beans and tomatoes are literally pointless here.
I wish I liked tomatoes.
black and white pudding
only half of that is actually food though
just because they leave all the waste on the plate doesnt mean you are getting a good deal
Blood sausage.
Like thats anything compared to the Traditional Swedish breakfast
>British "cuisine".
There is literally nothing wrong with eating horse meat
Why are western food so fucking disgusting?
U cunt
I was about to order a chinky but now i fancy an alldayer.
Beans are on the plate... Obviously a Mexishit slide thread.
Sage and Report!
I love British people and their food
>coffee is flavored with somali jizz
Never change sweden
i do have a weakness for Asian food
I love those sausages. Some britfag started a restaurant near where I live like 30 years ago and I go there every once in a while for legit fish and chips and bangers, peas and mash.
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Watch how this thread gets more than 300 replies.
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>sausage
I called Theresa May because it's haram, enjoy your TV licence bin surrender knife police
>An Englishman in Germany
>just doesn't quite cut the mustard.
Autistic German pretending to be an Englishman
Absolutely larp tier HARAM
>eating meat
>eating eggs
>completely ruining tomatoes
yep this is english "food"
How do I make good sunny-side up eggs? The bottoms always brown up before the top whites solidify.
>eats delicious meal
>takes the tube home
>paki goes allahu akbar
>delicious meal bursts out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lid
They are eating our cuisine on the Falklands...
>wake up
>eat english breakfast
>all that hot food, caffeine, carcinogen inflammatory bowel inducing fried surface, saturated fat, sodium, and spice after a total fast makes you spend six hours thinking "why did I do this to myself"
Get on my level. Just drink healthy cold smoothies for breakfast. It greatly improved my life.
>does it have fiber?
yes loads
>does it have protein?
yes loads
>does it have super male vitality bone broth?
Yes if its a cold soup version
>does it increase your testosterone and cardiovascular health a lot?
fuck yes
>does it take 30 seconds to make and 3 minutes to consume
you bet
"b-but its nu-male" I don't give a fuck caring for your health is nazi as fuck. English breakfast is for people with thai whore wives that watch cuck porn.
Traditional is kokkaffe (like turkish coffee) with coffee cheese or past expiry date butter and a large unbaked pinch of ettan loose snus
More wh*tes died there than there's wh*tes in Argentina
Britain is a great place to live for food.
Now if only the supermarkets would stop ripping us off.
fug am hungry now
LOL
That's some serious anal anguish.
spotted the unhealthy poor fag.
typical Brit
HA GAY!
Nothing gives me more joy than dead littke bongs tbqh :)
That's exactly what British people say when they see the Argentinian military.
ettan and general vit is much better. Do you even snus brah?
They would have won if they didn't miscalibrate their exocets you know
>Bacon and Sausage
>Flag
How can Euros even compete?
>general vit
not loose? What are you gay?
What is that stuff at 4:00?
From British breakfasts to Argentinian falklands butthurt, god I love Sup Forums
I enjoyed all the food I had when I was in Yorkshire for a month
Fags who dismiss English food don't know what they're missing
mushrooms