Would you give a christmas cake a reason to smile again?

Would you give a christmas cake a reason to smile again?

If she asks really nicely, I'll draw a smiling face over her frown.

how could you not?

got it bad got it bad got it baaaaaaaad Im hot for teacher

I want to have a reason to smile again...

>You will never learn to smile again through co-dependence with a cake

I suspect by now most anons might be the male equivalent to cakes so that would be a pretty good deal.

>Would you give a christmas cake a reason to smile again?
You mean invite her to my wedding and sit her with the grandmothers and grandfathers at the wedding dinner?

Why is cuddling with a Christmas cake so magical?

Then make a reason to smile again.

all cuddling is magical!

Well that'll make her feel worse.

For Maya-sensei, anything.

Obviously

Isn't that Sensei's clone, not Sensei herself?

Someone just ask her out already!

It should be your goal to make a cake smile.

>Well that'll make her feel worse.
Well, where would you sit her down? She's too old for the singles table and she cannot sit with the married couples.

Maybe one of the old fat guys has had their wife die recently or divorced her and is looking for a trophy wife or otherwise a mistress.

Nope,. it's Hiratsuka

Is there any love more pure, more romantic and more ordained by all that is holy than the love between a Christmas Cake and a younger man?

>Tfw I'm a male Christmas cake and I want to smile again

That's Yukinon.

No old fat guys.

The existence of christmas cakes are my only reason to live.

you need to calm down

Yes.

>having drinks with grown cake-san.
>She's in her mid 30's
>you're now a man who can legally drink and she took you on a ride to celebrate with her.
>you're not used to being with someone like her.
>She'd watched you grow up and played with you while your folks were busy.
>she was very pretty in that little knee-long dress and black hair, with those pretty blue eyes of hers..
>"user, what are you staring at?"
Nothing, nothing, I was just thinking how nice you look.
>"Oh? thinking of me huh, maybe something lewd? How much you want me?"
No, I would never do that!
>"And why not? I'm not pretty enough for you?"
It's not that! I mean yes, you're very pretty..
>"Heh, I'm just teasing, don't worry. It's fine if you think of me like that,you know?"
I-I'm glad you took me out here. Thanks.
>Quickly changing the subject.

>Ordering drinks and food, you both start getting into friendly banter and taking some shots.
>"I'll pay for you, so have some. I'll take you home too. So get drunk with me."
>It tastes like fire, but if it's ok to be here like this with her, then you don't mind.
>She's so nice, you think to yourself.
>Why did she do all this for me?
>Sensei motions to the bartender for another round.

>you're bent over in the parking lot throwing up
>"Alright, user got shit-faced! I'd call this a success!" She cheers.
>"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have coaxed you to drink so much you're first time."
>"I'll take you home when you're ready."
>She's an angel, you think to yourself.

Cake threads are the only waifu faggotry that I approve of

Of course not. I can't give anyone a reason to smile.

I'm on a diet.

Yes, with my eternal, undying love and 3.5 kids.

Pretty much this.

They're the waifus that deserve the most love

So besides Onegai Sensei, any romance anime where the older woman wins? SDF Macross comes to mind but that barely counts due to Misa being 19 though she did look older.


Stupid sexy Sawako

>Onegai Sensei
>Sensei
It's 'Teacher', silly user

Hey, they deserve as much love as any other girl in anime.

Why not?

My mistake.
>You'll never be as lucky as Kei

Because of the fact that not only am I completely and devoid of redeeming qualities, and have absolute no desire to rectify any of these flaws as I waste my life away, indulging in escapism, waiting to die, I am also selfish to the extent that I could never provide reciprocation in a relationship.

Wah wah wah go end it already, fag.

So why are romance shows featuring age gap between couples quite rare?

Well the way you word it, you sound like a total piece of shit. Work on that damn it. And if it takes an anonymous user on Sup Forums of all places to tell you otherwise then you are pretty sad.

They have kids together, it doesn't get better than that

I would, but the problem is I'm simply too much of a massive faggot. Apologies. But there's always hope for the future that I might.

I am. And I did mention that I have no desire to rectify any of my flaws.

It's hard to suspend disbelief.

I hope its soon. The fact that I share a website with someone as pathetic and loathsome as you is giving me depressing and suicidal thoughts

>I have no desire to rectify any of my flaws.
And this is why You do not have my sympathy. You say you're a piece of shit, but you do nothing. Pathetic fool aren't you?

You guys keep talking about Christmas cakes just fucking say older woman of milf.
What are you autistic?

How can I make a Christmas Cake smile when I can't make myself smile? I'll give it my all while shouting "Ganbatte me!" In my mind.

Shit man, don't let me bring you down.

I never asked for your sympathy, nor did I ever want it.

Maybe the christmas cake trying to make you smile will will bring out hers.

The fuck's wrong with her hand.

> Most powerful adaptive survival processor known to all species
> Would rather be a rock
Just suicide already senpai.

maybe you should off yourself so you can go to the big safe space in the sky fagtron

Lurk moar

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>tfw old enough now that the cakes would be younger than you

All species have individual members that tend to be selected out of the gene pool.

What are some anime with an entirely nearly all Cake cast?

R.O.D comes to mind pretty heavily

Really? Never heard of it.

KUROI SENSEI

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You know I used to be a Yukinofag, but after countless arguing in threads I think the best end would probably be the sensei route, just so everyones pissed off their waifu didnt win

I fucking love Christmas Cakes, No BS around, None of that "its not like I don't like you"

Stright to the point. I want to fuck.
ok
I want to go out with you
Hooter?
I need a new set of wheels for the Civic.
Momos or Ekins
then I slap her because am a DWest man.


That why I fuck X-mas cakes.

why don't you, she might buy you that bodypillow of Haruka you been wanting.

He's not wrong.

>Series has multiple cakes
>They're all shit tier
Bakuon you've done me dirty.

Any good milf Doujins out there?

Are there any bad ones?

Touché user.

Well I just want some recommendations really.

please lurk more.

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