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It's BLÅHAJ, with an Å.
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It's a cuck language it doesn't matter how we spell it.
Kindly fuck off.
What kind of PV will we get this time?
The undersides of the fins of Shiro-chan's shark are white while the IKEA ones have blue fins. Not a perfect match.
The same as always. Misleading.
I don't even watch this show, but these sharks are cute.
Go back to your children of /v/, tool.
Episode 5 wasn't very misleading.
Just wait till they retcon the fins and suddenly we get a Haifuri endorsement for IKEA
In other news, meme that BLAHAJ harder to the nips. Has it reached the staff twitters yet?
Shiro-chan is cute
tfw you were responsible for this meme
calling OC a meme
Depressed Shiro is cute too.
Does this show ever go full angst? Or do they keep the immersion breaking wild swings between shit's fucked, and "we're all just cute girls here"?
Nothing angsty so far beyond showing Mike's inadequacy as a captain. Hopefully they'll go somewhere with that and make her develop.
Is she sad that Mike doesn't call her Shiro anymore? What can she do for Mike to call her that again?
I like my characters properly developed as well.
Yeah, Mike has been a lot more distant with her. She probably mad at herself as well for being so hard on her.
Whatever she does, she better hurry up with it. Other girls are already rushing to take her place.
It's sad, the only girl that loves Shiro is Kuro. That's puny compared to Mike's harem.
Every badass captain in fiction ever.
Also her constant insubordination really is asking for a keelhauling.
Mike is too much of a little bitch to actually do anything it.
I really don't think Mike has any harem. Shiro is skeptical about her, Brown Sugar is loyal to her captain. Only Rin and maybe Moka really like Mike.
Macchi is the only one who actually got a harem on the ship.
I really like these sharks
Shiro needs to realise that her "bad luck" is just the inevitable result of her own negative attitude. She needs to start living in a more positive way to turn her life around and she can start by marrying Kuro.
Why marry the consolation prize? She just needs to make up with Mike, and then jump on her once Moka dies.
Brown Sugar is loyal to her captain
Ha, good one.
Slipping on a banana peel and getting hit by a water gun had nothing to do with her negative attitude.
Mike would kill herself if Moka dies.
Still better than Sonar-chan's bugling.
Wilhelmina is still hungry for Thea puss
Can't resist the Mike.
But Justi Ueki Tylor runs away with the ship.
Flat is justice.
You'll never attract a big strong captain with such a tiny armament
when is planes
After the timeskip where Kouko has realized her dream of airplanes.
we need new episode asap... when PV out?
pv in about 7 hours.
i already watch this 5 times >_<
I won't be satisfied unless the PV shows a lot of ship combat, hopefully against the Musashi. I want this subplot out of the way so we can find out who's behind the mind control rats.
implying the one behind the rats is not Moeka
She's been behind everything, from the manga's cover to the popularity's board.
to the popularity's board
It is suspicious that Moeka looks so healthy despite having been confined to the bridge for days on end.
Musashi vs Iowa when?
She's been cooking and eating rodent after rodent
But that would infect her. And how would she get water?
And how would she get water?
What about toilet?
Is this thread about "The Monster"?
Hai means shark in german
Same in Finnish.
no emot at 4chan?
they console your dick
lurk 2 years before posting
who's behind the mind control rats
No one will be behind them.
When are we going to get a real TORIKAJI MOTHERFUCKING IPPAI drifting maneuver?
But same is shark in Japanese too.
Why are they so best?
When they realized that aircraft carrier exist for a reason. And that it is part of naval battle.
Why do you need aircraft carriers when you don't have planes?
They're the only ones that can properly cook.
So that US can land their cool jets on theirs.
If only Rice Cooker-san was alive.
Maron should be able to bring it back to life.
Can an Iowa beat the Musashi?
Why are there so many light haired girls on this Japanese ship?
Jacket wearing damage control-chan already brought it back to live before the curry episode happened according to the manga's latest chapter.
Jacket wearing damage control-chan
you will never be captain of a Burke
Why even live
I can't post it here.
Rin makes a good mistress for Mike. Her main wife should still be Shiro.
First hit wins. Historically the Iowa would have a huge advantage due to American crews having vastly greater combat-readiness than the Japs, but if it's just cute girls then they're probably about equal.
Then again, we've already seen that mind-controlled crews can't aim for shit, so the Iowa can probably ride right up and reenact the sinking of the Kirishima.
The mind-controlled Musashi seemed to aim pretty well.
You are assuming that mind controlled Iowa will do much better.
At basically point-blank range, and still failed to inflict significant damage to ships that would be devastated even by training shells.
No, I'm assuming the Iowa isn't mind-controlled at all, since mind-controlled ships don't seem to attack each other.
She would be best engineer if it wasn't for Maron.
Deutschland über alles.
still failed to inflict significant damage to ships that would be devastated even by training shells.
One of those was because of Shima's super aiming skills.
Rin, Shiro, Moka, and Brown Sugar.
Based on ballistics and maneuverability.
Shooting at ships at visual range, at 2km away.
Yeah, no shit buddy.
Requesting pics of German engineering.
Did Somalian pirates tried to raid them?
Chinese 'carrier killer' AShM.
Mei is cute.
But Shima gets all the cool shooting action.
Why is she shaking up and down like that?
That's fine as long as she gets to see the shooting
what game is this and why is there not a haifuri mod?
Because Shima is the artillery officer. The real strength of a DD lies in its torpedoes, so Mei is being saved for a real fight.
Pretty sure its "Command: Modern Air / Naval Operations"
Shouldn't be too hard to copy&paste some animu shit into it if you have time and autism enough for an Aurora 4x and bigger depth simulator.
Can their torpedoes even do anything against the Musashi? At least Shima can shoot down bullets with her own bullets, I guess Mei would be doing something similar but with torpedoes.
But can they sing?
They can actually cause considerable damage to the beam of the Musashi if the torpedo could be set to detonate beneath the hull.
So they just need to hit the same area twice?
Ask the Shinano.
Fun fact: as she capsized, her fleeing crew was sucked back into the ship when her elevators touched the waterline
It isn't a matter of how many times you hit. Modern torpedoes don't impact hulls, they detonate beneath the target to create a bubble (which causes respectable damage in its own right), and then as water rushes to fill that bubble it collides at the center, creating a vertical pillar that splits the target in half.
You can see the effect in
Who seriously did an oil on canvas with this?
It's probalby shopped.
Lads I really want to put brown in a cute dress to see her embarrassed
Tell me about the Mashiro. Why does she like the shark?
its just me playing with photoshop
Sharks are rulers of the sea, dangerous predators, maajestic animals. Basically everything the Munetani clan and the BluMer are and Shiro wants to be.
The plush is just a stand in for Mike, her husbando.
Blu-ray 2 cover
They know their table manners.
Hopefully each group will get a cover.
2 is better than 1
She's likes sharking.
They are just trying to make the german girl feel welcome.
If I made her share a room, would she die?
is it just me or is the PV taking too long to come out? usually it's out by this time..
They fucking know.
WASSUP FICKI FICKI
Feetfags are stupid but I like this.
Any preview yet?
What's up kuk?
Did they f-ed up their schedule?
is captain mike a nopan?
matchi will never parachute right down in front of you and ravish for your teenage girl body
To the girls, she is pretty boy handsome.
I bet the next episode is a recap episode
She looks nothing like a boy.
I came here for sharks
Where are the sharks?
SHARK DOESN'T HAVE BLU FINS
We Girls und Delayz now.
How would you know what a boy looks like?
Exact match. Suck it, Ikeafags!
It would be extremely cramped.
Yes, what kind of captain keeps leaving the ship...
Not dark enough
Comedian? Ain't you dead?
Either the episode is too groundbreaking to even showcase 10 seconds beforehand or we are in Production Issues City.
what happened to shiro
Mindbroken just from looking at Mike's body.
More like mindfixed. Mike will cure her unluckyness.
I am curious. Did the anon buy all these ikea sharks to make this photo?
One I can understand, but that many?
No bullying poor cake Sonar-chan!
Why is the carrier racing too?
Ahhh too bad.
She is classy and older. So likely a cake.
What you think she repeated years of school?
She's 15 like the rest of them.
It is more interesting thinking of her as a cake who wants to join the navy.
You can't even buy one damn shark these days, let alone a herd of them.
Is it because a certain anon bought them all?
If I made her share a room, would she die?
Are you a shark?
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Episode Preview when?
Hopefully within next 163 hours
Next week. Recap
This week's PV better be good or I'm going to be pissed.
Full of SoL scenes, the way we like it.
Feet are cool when they are presented in a more subtle way. How am I supposed to get turned on when there's a foot that takes like 50 % of the sceen?
This should work, if not, please get your dick fixed.
She's a little girl.
Doc is still a best, though.
This works honestly too well anon, and actually was the clip that got me following a shit 30 sec anime.
She'd get pregnant.
Not if I get her pregnant first!
Anon gave a clue.
You can take her back door.
I don't get it.
What does it smell like under the kotatsu?
That's sad, if only I had more than 29 seconds to help you.
But sadly, I do not have 30 seconds to help.
Sweat and dreams.
But she poops from there!
not wanting to slide in and out of her poop hole and comment on what it feels like to get her embarrassed on purpose
So you're just a shitty troll. Okay.
How true is this?
I want to stick my head under the kotatsu, bury my face into the gap between her delicious thighs and inhale deeply.
Not even that anon, but how much do you need the tips to be shoved into your face?
"Hai" means "shark" in German.
When she said that, how is it possible to not immediately think of Mina on the toilet repeatedly wiping her dirty asshole? Why is it so blatantly lewd?
I haven't watched this in awhile do we know why the teacher girl is evil yet?
Mind controlled by rats.
IT was the electromagnetic rage hamsters.
Some of us just want to spend 30 seconds on our anime. Is that so bad?
Good anon, there are multiple 30 sec anime this season right?
And some of us want a striaght answer instead of unhelpful cryptic bullshit.
Furushou is cute! I want to marry Furushou and make her a happy cake!
Is this cryptic bullshit making you angry like a demon
or the opposite perhaps?
How much for a shark like this from ikea?
Wouldn't that make you really uncomfortable though?
The kotatsu is small, so both the underside of the board and her legs would be restricting your movement. You wouldn't have any change but to remain between her legs, as her thighs would rub against your cheeks with every movement, tightening every time she would stretch her legs. And deeper on you could feel her spats becoming sweaty, as you'd have no choice but to breath directly into her skin, while resting your head against her round butt. Wouldn't that be hell?
Don't worry Anon, I'll cuddle with you.
It would be even more hellish if she's been wearing those spats all day and a strong musky scent starts wafting from beyond her inner thighs. She'd squirm around as she feels my breath on her skin and my face would be engulfed in her sweet body as her feet rub against my shoulders and back from the outside of the kotatsu. It'd be terrible.
She just has a hairy butt.
Tell me about it. Definitely one of those situations where I wouldn't want to end up. Worst part is that the kotatsu would most likely be so cramped you wouldn't be able to leave even if you wanted to. You would be forced to endure the torture of her legs coiling around you, as her spats would get wetter and wetter with your every breath. Eventually you would be able to hear her barely audible moans, which she was clearly trying to hide. Her legs would slowly begin to convulse, in the rhythm of your breath, still for some reason refusing to leave and release you from the torture. Maybe even worse than this would be the fact her scent would only get stronger, until everything else would fade out, leaving only her wetness dripping to your face and the scent that would almost drive you insane.
I'll get one next time I go there
You probably won't since they seem to be out of stock everywhere.
Are there any anons who have actually bought a BLAHAJ because of Shiro?
That popular eh?
Ikea is the kind of business that makes more if something sells. Hopefully they will stock up for next time I go.
I am planning to
Shiro would be proud. Do post once you receive it.
I sure would, but they don't sell them here and the only ones on ebay are ~£35 which is way too much
Ikea is the kind of business that makes more if something sells.
That's if they haven't already phased it out and are only selling leftover stock.
Please don't shatter my dreams.
The wait is killing me.
See you next week for episode 7.
Is Moka being fucked from behind?
I want to use my dick to clean up Moka's dirty shithole.
She'll never need toilet paper again.
tfw mike rips open moka's pantyhose and goes in raw
As if Mike's measly 3.9" is enough to satisfy Moka.