Mayoiga

No one actually believes she's a witch/ghost, right? You're all just joking, right?

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Masaki wears cute clothes.

Rape the witch.

But how can she be a ghost when she's the only one that's alive there?

SHOKEI LOVEPON WHEN?

Why don't they just weigh her?

RECITE YOUR DEATH HAIKU

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This. The easiest way to tell if someone is a witch is through rape.

nah, the easiest way is to check if she weighs as much as a duck

Get off the Internet, Bedivere.

I had a sexual dream about Lion and I'm not sure if I like that it happened.

Lion is only for protecting and headpatting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Details.
We want details.

Was it really intimate, sweaty and soft bodies pressed together sort of dream or one of those bizarre freudian sex dreams where toes are dicks and the colour purple is frightening and alienating?

Believe in her smiles.

>toes are dicks and the colour purple is frightening and alienating?
Do people actually have dreams like this? Sounds terrifying.

Just work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt nobody

It was a bit of the first one but also kind of rapey.

I'm not sure how much detail I should go into. It just involved her against a tree and size difference being a factor.

Every detail you can think of.

It's like the entire world is a sticky, viscous liquid and you're drowning in it. Colours smear and churn with minds of their own like predatory amoeba and it's all constantly pouring onto you while you fall through it. Things take shapes that they shouldn't and move in ways that they can't and press against you like gravity presses your ass to a chair.

You're fine as long as purple doesn't find you but you have to hurry because it's always moving upwards through the surface of the world like parasitic worms wriggling through sewage, looking for its next host.

Nani?

This smile must be protected!

Well I guess I can give a summary.

I took her out into the woods where we could be alone and started kissing and touching her which she didn't like. Pretty soon it got worse once I started indecently touching her. She couldn't get away or overpower me because I was bigger than her, and when I pulled it out she panicked and said there was no way she'd be able to take that inside of her.

I ended up just pulling her shirt up and her shorts down while letting her hoodie stay on and fucked her behind a tree while keeping a hand over her mouth. Last thing I remember was saying something cheesy about this being the law of nature and how lions really mate, then I woke up.

I feel kind of bad about it. Forgive me Sup Forums.

user is so awkward he even ruins his sex dreams with bad one liners

He said he wants to FUCK Puuko

I want to lick Narna's feet, even between the toes.

I'm not normally that bad but holy shit it was a terrible line.

Poor Lion. How could you user?

What, you've never had those dreams?

God bless these threads

I can taste the spaghetti from here
Don't worry friend she probably thought it was cute and goofy

Puuko is mine and mine alone.

No, the worst I've gotten are the ones that paralyze you.

>doubting Masaki

Suffer not a witch to live.

Damn it user, what a line. How did you even come up with that?

Maybe if she told them the truth back in episodes 4-5 she wouldn't be in this situation.

Masaki wouldn't lie.

So they are evidently heading to the bathroom. Which boy is about to take the nastiest shit and stink up the whole place?
Who is just going to piss?

>Last thing I remember was saying something cheesy about this being the law of nature and how lions really mate

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Which of these girls are wanton sluts and which are virtuous maiden girls?

Naana a cute. A CUTE.

Toshiboy has hips like a woman.

no one was raped, therefore, there are no sluts

Virtuous maiden here.

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Masaki is the most virtuous purest maidenest girl.

>Naana
>pure
>had any kind of sex
Not pure

Yes.

What is Yuuno trying to do here?

If yuri has taught me anything, it's that it doesn't count.

The truth is like a bottle of ketchup. If it ain't comin' out, give it a good shake.

Yuuno is just retarded. She's the one telling Masaki to pass on and rest in peace too, completely crazy.

are you MC rapist?

Shouldn't that be the opposite? Whenever I see characters say that it doesn't count it's usually in harems or something where they have two girls kiss or something and then backpedal by saying it doesn't count when it's just between girls because having the girls go after each other instead of the MC would ruin the point of a harem. Besides, I don't think lesbians would say that it doesn't count if it's between girls.

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Why is Masaki so cute? I want to protect her from witch hunters.

I think Yuuno exactly what she's doing

You accidentally a word.

Two girls can't have sex. What they call "sex" is just mutual masturbation. The logical conclusion is that it isn't cheating because there's no sex.

Madoka image detected: now summoning ack. Please stand by.

Am I glad Mayoiga is just a one cour show. Cancer like this can be avoided.

Do you think we have enough time left to wrap this story up nicely or will it have a weird shitty ending?

>now summoning ack

It's inevitable.

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When Jack hit driver, Lion's VA tweeted "Mr . Jack awakening!"

Obviously they don't have a large enough scale, dumbass.

I too had an erotic dream with two Mayoigas. Guess who were they.

It was surprisingly hot by the way.

Mitsumune and Speedweed?

Naana and Naana's feet?

Yottsun Varukana and Mikage?

RULES OF NATURE.

Speedo and Speedo

>one cour show
What?

Everything I want to preorder says preorder closed.
I will never get this shit will I?

Wanko and Soy Latte?

I don't think a weird shitty ending is a product of time but rather of competence.

do you guys unironically think yottsun is black

>all those wwwwww on Jackness introduction.

That's how lions are supposed to mate.

>sweats profusely

Did he talk to a lot of girls that day?

Yeah Wanko was one of them.

Of course.

>スピードスターです(早漏)
what

learn2weeb fagget

You heard them, he's quicker than everyone else!

the other was dozemon wasn't it

早漏=premature ejaculation

What are the odds of so many turbo-superstitious people from urban areas of secular Japan would end up on a bus together?

We have all decided who the mastermind here is right?

Two Wankos

One season show?

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Maoist?

just tell us who the other one was dweeb

I hate you all. How can you bully a cute girl like Masaki?

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What if the whole series is just part of some convoluted lesson that Doraemon is trying to teach to Nobita?

Was the other one Hellfire?